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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 3:35, archived)
# \\\\o////
(ozof, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 3:51, archived)
# :u
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 4:10, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 11:54, archived)
# Awww, so fwuffy and schmookie-kissy cute! <3 <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 13:02, archived)
# {8-o
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Dec 2019, 13:04, archived)
# /
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, he does... or is one?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 2:18, archived)
# vg :)
(ozof, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 2:22, archived)
# vg :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 3:38, archived)
#
I likey long time
(JauntyArt, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 6:47, archived)
# Arf
*throws dart in the air*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] On Shitmas Eve..
..it's important to do something.
In my case it's to briefly un-lurk and post something awesome (with my non-existant photoshop skills).


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(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 0:11, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 0:42, archived)
# yes it is !
Truly truly awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 1:16, archived)
# PS..
Your hair (really) is beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 1:18, archived)
# would you like to meat him?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 1:37, archived)
# I'm not responsible for surging radiation levels.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 1:46, archived)
# Ha Ha....XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 1:41, archived)
#
Boris Johnson and his close friends waiting for a bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 0:48, archived)
# used to be a real shop in Stoke Newington
satellite.typepad.com/satellite/2009/03/sellfridges.html
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 8:17, archived)
# Was just about
to look for this...
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 11:16, archived)
# Hah! yes.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 12 Dec 2019, 13:00, archived)
# ...and in Herne Bay
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 8:37, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 15:48, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] [o o]
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:57, archived)
# Do you have a lot of them in 'stock?'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 22:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 0:11, archived)
# Must be torture trying to sell those.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 0:43, archived)
# Good to know they always have items in stock(s)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 2:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:42, archived)
# Why didn't we know it was an anagram of...
Being Extorted
Bigot Extender
(Woody999, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 9:52, archived)
# I like how you've accentuated her cleavage, while reinforcing the point that she's a "child"
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:51, archived)
# exploited child cleavage is okay, I think
(97800, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:54, archived)
# good point.
As long as she's already being exploited, what can it hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:57, archived)
# That's an artifact of the heavy shield pressing the side of her otherwise flat chest ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:55, archived)
# You're right, she'll only be worth listening to when (if) she has bigger tits.
That's why Jenny McCarthy's anti-vaccine warnings are so powerful.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:57, archived)
# Alex Jones' impressive moobs
are the reason why Infowars is the only news source I trust.

#maga #lockherup #buildthewall #lovelyjubbly #simples
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 22:15, archived)
#
 
(97800, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:57, archived)
#
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Wed 11 Dec 2019, 22:28, archived)
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(ozof, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 23:09, archived)
# Like the Daily Heil did for Charlotte Church
(rogerzilla, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 6:39, archived)
# Ahhh, straight out of the gammon playbook..very well done
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 22:02, archived)
# Far more accurate I think!....

(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 22:14, archived)
# Behind the facade.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:06, archived)
# Woo!
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:55, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 14:22, archived)
#
Thank you, this sort of cheered me up.
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 16:58, archived)
# Brilliance all over this.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 12:10, archived)
# Fantastic!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 15 Dec 2019, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Surf's up
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 20:35, archived)
# Well at least he won't have to worry about a catastrophic new government.
(champagnerocker, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 19:58, archived)
# He'd probably have voted for it, the brainless cunt
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:52, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Top, Kirk Douglas celebrating his 103rd birthday
Bottom, The Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt



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(uttertosser, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 18:35, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10614411
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 18:48, archived)
# wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 19:09, archived)
# Another dead hero
(97800, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 19:45, archived)
# Luckily for us he left behind a huge legacy, it really is an enormous pile.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 19:53, archived)
# I just don't know where people are going nowadays for their morning fix of "shitty posterized photo of celebrity woman whose birthday it is"
(97800, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 19:57, archived)
# He was brilliant in "The Irishman"
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 19:49, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:54, archived)
# sigh... the next few years
(driverchris, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 17:20, archived)
# Arrrgggghhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:54, archived)
# Jo Swanson?


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 14:39, archived)
# Too early for teh gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Dec 2019, 15:52, archived)
# NEVER!
PS: Your ride is here

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 20:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 12:27, archived)
# Brilliant.....though not sure he has the brains for that...this is more his level

(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 14:50, archived)
# Genius!!
You sir are on tippity top form!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 18:46, archived)
# To me, you are perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 0:47, archived)
# well worth the money
(JauntyArt, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 11:35, archived)
# Try chomping your way through that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 12:27, archived)
# too straight!
leave means leave!
(ozof, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:13, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] HP Sauce
(JauntyArt, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 10:30, archived)
# Where's Boris?


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 9:55, archived)
# I'd prefer him to be Indy Ditch as previously promised.
(Cerberus64, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 10:01, archived)
# Prolly ballsed up the uploading (been a bit since I've done that here).


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(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:50, archived)
# Keepin' it cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:53, archived)
# I like the Safe Space you have here. People are being bullies down there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 2:15, archived)
# Nah, if people wanna chat shit, they will
But if I know the kind of people here, they're alright.
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 2:27, archived)
# WB :)
b3ta.com/board/11183705
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 10:39, archived)
# Sexeh tiem


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:29, archived)
# *

*My apologies to ozof
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:38, archived)
# Daisy wasn't really that attractive to me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:43, archived)
# YOU'RE SICK
YOU ARE FUCKING SICK
URSIK
YOOR SIIIIICCCKKK
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:45, archived)
# DIXIE? I wouldn't be at all surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:51, archived)
# Too much like a Barbie Doll
unnatural.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:54, archived)
#
aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 2:13, archived)
# Isn't there a thing out there,
that says that if Barbie was a real human, she'd instantly snap in two?
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 2:26, archived)
# I've not heard of that.
But I can see why
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 2:43, archived)
# Pedro, do you deny that you stuck a barbie head-first up your butt?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 3:05, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I thought
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 3:14, archived)
# No no, not fair, I was sleeping!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 10:28, archived)
# Those little legs sticking out
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 11:34, archived)
# Oh god no!!
I have better things to do with my time

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 12:53, archived)
# {:-#
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Dec 2019, 18:25, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Dec 2019, 18:13, archived)
# She pioneered those short shorts
can't remember what the were called
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 3:06, archived)
# cut-offs
(ozof, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 4:36, archived)
# That's right- Catherine Cut-Offs
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 6:46, archived)
# what she looks like now
(JauntyArt, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 17:38, archived)
# she was really the only reason i watched the show
(ozof, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 2:11, archived)
# That's wonderful. I made you a gift

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 2:12, archived)
# hyuh kyuh kyeuk
(ozof, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 2:38, archived)
# ^This!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 2:12, archived)
# ^
Daisy wa isn't really that attractive to me
www.monstersandcritics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/catherine-bach.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 10:55, archived)
# Well now she got some meat on her bones! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 12:51, archived)
# Now, Julia Child..
PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:44, archived)
# Time Person Of The Year Template
(JauntyArt, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:54, archived)
# Template? Given the cunts on the news most days, this should be the finished article!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 22:08, archived)
# oops!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 22:25, archived)
# Greta Thunberg, you heard it here first
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 23:40, archived)
# Joshua Wong
Although all the petrol bombs must have been bad for the environment so if the protest continues they really should start chucking wind farms at the police.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 7:17, archived)
# Are you a wind farm?
No, but I'm a really big fan.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 13:18, archived)
# Yep - Indeed it is she
I've arranged to get a lift off this planet from the next passing Vorgon constructor fleet, just waiting on some peanuts, beer and a towel.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 0:04, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:17, archived)
# The pioneer of weaponised milkshake himself?
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:36, archived)
# fight teh powder
wussupyo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:43, archived)
# Votes
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 13:52, archived)
# I think you'll find a better term is 'horologist'.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 0:27, archived)
# Does anybody here have a Fruit Of The Year?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:13, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:37, archived)
# Stop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:46, archived)
# Melons
They're annual
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 15:04, archived)

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