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'We visited Jeff a month later to see if he had kept up with his personal care and hygiene routines.'
Keeping your cup the right up, regardless of how much is left in itseems to be something that we as a species seems to be fairly good at. Remember that terrorist incident last year when there was a photograph of a bloke with his still pint, even though the group he was walking with had left the area?
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Sat 11 Jan 2020, 11:18,
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Yes, retaining one's beer despite adverse circumstances must be an innate human characteristic.Maybe like a cat landing on its feet?
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LS18,
Sat 11 Jan 2020, 12:27,
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Anything's a foot, if you're brave enough...errr, I might have that mixed up with something else.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 10 Jan 2020, 20:59,
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once he finds out who put his hand in the warm water it'll be Jacob's madder
heh heh heh!Don't worry, I won't be doing Jacob's Batter
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 10 Jan 2020, 12:49,
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Right then...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 10 Jan 2020, 13:04,
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Just add a Mars Bar and a deep fat frier and we're sorted
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 10 Jan 2020, 13:05,
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Different 'atomic', right?RIGHT?!?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 10 Jan 2020, 3:10,
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THE SAME! I AM THE ONE! I AM THE ALL! I AM FOREVER!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 10 Jan 2020, 3:20,
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what's that lassie? I can't hear you over the sound of the bomb going off
Lassie: BARK!!!*
*Translation: GET IN THE BUNKER YOU FUCKS!!!
(*Translation: GET IN THE BUNKER YOU FUCKS!!!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 10 Jan 2020, 11:50,
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Thx 4 the sympathy reply :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 10 Jan 2020, 3:10,
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Errrr....you know....Mega? Well wicked.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 11 Jan 2020, 0:03,
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Harvey Weinstein putting on an act before heading into a court hearing
I can do anything, now lick-a my blue suede shoes[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 21:34,
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I saw your AD, MSG me PLZ MSG me PLZi.imgur.com/GoBQyX5.jpg
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 10 Jan 2020, 3:59,
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lolhe was just using a zimmer frame to look cool. Such a narcissist.
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Thu 9 Jan 2020, 22:28,
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He's like Pete Townshend only shit.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 11 Jan 2020, 0:04,
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It might say "Make Otter"Would you still like to click it?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:09,
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How personally involved Do I need to be in the making of the otter?
How much DNA must I share?
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Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:47,
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How much DNA must I share?
Just fill the cup the nice lady gives you PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:48,
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Cheaper than stick-on plastic googly eyes Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:01,
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If you suck on them a bit first, they stick pretty well...or so I've heard
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:10,
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I like this. I did have the original though.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 16:58,
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I'm pretty sure I still have it in a box upstairs.Can't imagine it's going to fetch much on eBay now though, if eBay is even still a thing.
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Thu 9 Jan 2020, 22:22,
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Call Ambergris and get him to do a paedo special edition of The Slipper...which I'm really waiting for the next proper episode of...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 22:58,
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I have no idea what any of that means,but I'm sure it's not meant to sound as creepy as it sounds.
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Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:05,
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I still have no idea what the fuck you're on about.If you want to read the Beano, just fucking buy the Beano.
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Fri 10 Jan 2020, 22:56,
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Interesting, the original had handcuffs too...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 20:10,
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It does.I think she gets them from the PC.
This is worth a look too: www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jimmy-savile-book.jpeg
(This is worth a look too: www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jimmy-savile-book.jpeg
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 20:45,
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Whereas, in the UK, we prefer pantomime.(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 16:48,
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Hmm - his scarf makes it look like a really bad 'shop.I did not see that when I made it.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 16:49,
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But it makes for a nice orange triple chin (if you've ever a need for one.)
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LS18,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 17:06,
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Trump has enough to go around.already.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 17:34,
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Ruth, Ruth love, come on love, you'll have to eat something. You'll have to love, it's not just you now you know, the baby needs food as well.
Get this onto the front page now.
(Get this onto the front page now.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 13:17,
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The Four Hornmen of the Chick-O-Sticks PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 2:40,
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the four borgmen - very enterprising
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 8:55,
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Love Long & PerspireNanu-Nanu!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 12:26,
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Please go back to the gay dance thread....kthnx
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 12:54,
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TYVM
HAND
HTH
FOAD
(HAND
HTH
FOAD
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 12:55,
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Yes, I am Fun....Usually..... PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 13:05,
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The Boss' Son......sometimes they are worse than the Boss.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 10 Jan 2020, 0:47,
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Would it be racist to ask the color of your skin?Oh wait . . .
( LS18,
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:22,
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I really dislike the egg and spoon. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 22:19,
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I think I know someone who reads Daily Mail, hang on...
BourbonFox was never forgive since,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 1:41,
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You're making assumptions about its size...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 19:30,
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Hehehe.Oh look, it's got a special pocket for a chipolata and 2 hazelnuts...
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Wed 8 Jan 2020, 20:46,
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Somebody please reboot the magic donkey...it's clearly malfunctioning...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 21:06,
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I am going to keep asking if I can have your toof holes until you acquiesce. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 22:18,
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Finehave my toof holes. (I had to google 'acquiesce', is it just me or is B3ta far too high brow these days?)
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Thu 9 Jan 2020, 0:27,
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I read that as "otters welcome", then realised that wasn't what you were saying, and I protest in the strongest possible terms.
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Wed 8 Jan 2020, 22:37,
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Sea otters routinely rape baby seals to death. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 11:48,
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Do they come in 'His' and 'Hers'?
Asking for a friend.
(Asking for a friend.
Flash_Bastard,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:53,
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Singing as he goes........O say can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we ... wait, what are the words?
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Wed 8 Jan 2020, 20:43,
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Of courseto properly match the real-world situation, it should be on fire.
( My Name was saying these words inside your head on,
Thu 9 Jan 2020, 20:45,
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haha brilliant stuff!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 9:45,
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He'll get cancer from that thing! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 12:50,
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you are flattering his skill set here you no..… and *click*
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 16:09,
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If only....He would get that involved with wind power. I've learnt a lot from these presidential lectures. Woo
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Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:22,
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Woo / Yay / Houpla....and a possible Panowie!
Ok, boomer? ;)
(Ok, boomer? ;)
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 12:11,
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It should be noted that "Whiskey cow" is the name of the breed and it can make both whisky and whiskey Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 1:41,
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Good, because I prefer a whisky every time.Also, I like my measurements to be in gills.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 9:51,
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Slurp! Just put your mouth under there. The glass causes so much waste
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 2:32,
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I like this. I liked the toof holes even more.
I want the toof holes - can I have it?
(I want the toof holes - can I have it?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 9:41,
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oh yeah? pull the udder one, it's got Bells on ;)
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 8 Jan 2020, 9:46,
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