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[challenge entry]
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] He's not the messiah. He's a twat.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 18:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 17:39, archived)
# Bump up that shutter speed to about 1/150th
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 17:47, archived)
# Set the shutter speed to B and point it to the sun
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 20:19, archived)
# I did that 3 years ago
...should let up from the button now?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 21:01, archived)
#
Ya three years should be good enough
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 21:36, archived)
# You keep that button down!
You hear me?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 21:50, archived)
# oh shit!
...but gub~gub said it was okay to release it
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 23:10, archived)
# ...and if gub~gub told you to jump off a cliff?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 23:18, archived)
# i shouldn't bring that up
painful memories
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 23:23, archived)
# Mental Health is important
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 23:24, archived)
# Subject is too dark
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 23:24, archived)
#
1/150th
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 23:26, archived)
# yeah, about that.... uhh uhh
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 23:27, archived)
# That's what I thought
You just keep that button down!

Understand?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 23:30, archived)
# I jump off cliffs ALL THE TIME
never hurt once
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 23:47, archived)
# *follows*
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 23:51, archived)
# It's not too late to vote for my 'Dark Side Of The Meat'!
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 3:08, archived)
# For a Nikon D3300? You can get some good night sky shots with that with the right lens and settings
So that must be really, really dark.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 17:53, archived)
# It's like, how much more black could this be?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 19:13, archived)
# /links would love this
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 19:14, archived)
# What is that thing?
Looks like something old people used a long time ago.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 0:42, archived)
# go back to bed grandpa
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 0:59, archived)
# I am awake and I don't have any grandchildren.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 2:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 1:27, archived)
# Ha Ha...I sold a million of those!
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 1:51, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 2:07, archived)
# Was it a b3tan who did this?
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 2:37, archived)
#
That is gay as fuck.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 2:41, archived)
# so it was?
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 2:45, archived)
# Explain this one to me. I don't get it.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 2:51, archived)
# Batman And Robin, is spoken with the same syncopation as Batman and Ramen
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 2:52, archived)
# That's mental.
Kind of like 'Wheel Of Fortune'....
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 2:53, archived)
# Exactly!
But nowhere near as funny.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 2:58, archived)
# Neither one is funny. :((
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 3:01, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 3:03, archived)
# Wow Just Wow....
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 3:07, archived)
# Wonderfully done, am i rite?
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 13:10, archived)
# :/
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 13:20, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 13:43, archived)
# This is more your kind of 'thing'?
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 13:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 12:03, archived)
# Adios, Nicky.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 12:13, archived)
# They finally took him out :+(
He's not *Live* from Norwich no more :-(
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 13:41, archived)
# With your host, Nicholas Passed-on.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 20:06, archived)
# I just realised...
Of the four big names in this episode, the only one still alive is Ade Edmondson (with apologies to Peter Richardson and French and Saunders).
(, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 11:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 11:31, archived)
# Passed away after a short illness
It was just a minute.

Too soon?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 11:46, archived)
# Posted without hesitation?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] It's....
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 10:00, archived)
# What a splendid tribute
*clicks*
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 10:27, archived)
# My brain hurts
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 11:33, archived)
# No banners?
+Monty
+Flying
+Circus
(very good)
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 11:49, archived)
# No floating insurance companies?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] NO FLYING SHEEP!
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 1:56, archived)
# Goodbye
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 8:54, archived)
# bye
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 9:28, archived)
# Laters.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 10:01, archived)
# Flipping good
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 11:47, archived)
# Sajid Javid's nails scrub up well
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 23:47, archived)
# One day kittens will rewl the werld
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 23:53, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] November is coming...
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 23:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 20:10, archived)
# has anyone done rabbi yet?
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 20:15, archived)
#
HA! :)
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 20:29, archived)
# yes, Cha and Dav
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 23:19, archived)
# gertch
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 9:37, archived)
# lo
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 16:08, archived)
# From 'Smug bastards in space' archives
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] We seek the deal.

...Eric the half a pea
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 11:31, archived)
# Haha - brill
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 12:06, archived)
# brill - Haha
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 12:10, archived)
# Actually....did happen.
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 12:12, archived)
# I mean... Ha-brill-ha
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 12:14, archived)
# this is what I need on a gloomy monday morning
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 12:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 9:20, archived)
# HA!
Where is your sauce from? (the Data bit, not Marina's ladypillows)
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 9:34, archived)
# found it on Imgur
imgur.com/gallery/o4XOa and scroll down.
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 9:43, archived)
# Thank you muchly
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 10:14, archived)
# du willkommen bist
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 10:21, archived)
# A lot of avian-automotive engineering went into this ;p
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 4:10, archived)
[challenge entry] He's not dead, he's resting.
he's resting.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 16:56, archived)
# Ceci n’est pas un python.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 20:54, archived)
# C'est...
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] it's bad, but it'll get worse
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 16:11, archived)
# It's this sort of hysterical hyperbole that give the rest of us remainers a bad name.
I'm pretty sure we'll still have some of the same pre-existing rights, if not most.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 23:38, archived)
# It seems like a good opportunity to ask for new rights, maybe the right to bear arms or Droit du seigneur for employers.
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 17:22, archived)
# Agreed
I voted remain but am constantly ashamed of the hysterical drivel I see daily... people want to see the UK on fire so they can say "I told you so."
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 17:12, archived)
# incorrect
EU citizens arriving in the UK, and UK citizens arriving in the EU, will enjoy the same freedom of movement rights. The UK will still be part of existing EU trade deals but will able to negotiate future trade deals.The UK will apparently remain in the customs union and single market so it would be subject to EU regulations. Security co-operation will continue between the UK and EU. The UK will still be subject to EU law and the rulings of the European Court of Justice. It will also effectively stay part of the Common Fisheries Policy.

Whether you voted to leave or remain. Posting nonsense like this makes people not listen to a word you are saying.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 13:10, archived)
# oh ffs
this is b3ta not the daly heil

fact: the government has repeatedly stated that it will not agree to the terms necessary to maintain it's citizen's rights to freely live and work in the eu, therefore all uk citizens lose those rights at the end of the transition period

fact: there are few inalienable rights in the uk, most if not all have been breached by prior governments

anyway, FP, so pthhhbb nya nya nya
(, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 15:57, archived)
# Davos 2020 - what a silly question
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 10:12, archived)
# :D
But what vegetable should I stop eating immediately?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 11:46, archived)
# Sweetcorn
especially if on a pizza with pineapple.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 13:31, archived)
# Schumacher?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 19:41, archived)
# Guilty LOL!
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 7:31, archived)
# If ever there's a remake of Goldfinger . . .
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 1:11, archived)
# Well, I love it!!
WOO :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 17:40, archived)
# :D Smiles!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 17:57, archived)
# Real photo Sunday is back.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 18:37, archived)
# In many ways :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 19:01, archived)
# Late in life, Bond takes revenge
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 0:04, archived)
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(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 0:15, archived)
# Give 'er hell, Sean
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 5:00, archived)
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(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 13:14, archived)
# Looks like a sharp throwing star in the center
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 18:04, archived)
# datz kool
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 18:43, archived)
# OPA!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 19:38, archived)
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(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 21:05, archived)
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(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 21:13, archived)
# I don't know what I'm doing
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 21:22, archived)
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(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 21:32, archived)
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(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 21:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 0:24, archived)
# I know!
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 0:46, archived)
# Fuck, it's true:
Present realistic interpretations of quantum mechanics all assume that the particles still undergo the continuous motion. But in order to hold this assumption, they must assume another kind of physical reality besides particles. Hidden variables theory[2] assumes the physical existence of ψ -wave field, which provides the quantum potential to create the quantum behaviors of the classical particles undergoing continuous motion. Many-worlds interpretation[3] also assumes the physical existence of ψ -wave field. In every world the particles undergo the continuous motion. Stochastic interpretation[4] assumes the existence of the background fluctuation field, which is required to result in the Brown motion of classical particles for accounting for their quantum displays.
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 1:30, archived)
# Wow!...Holy Tits!
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 2:52, archived)
#

(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 3:15, archived)
# Like drunks I've been on
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 4:19, archived)
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(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 5:50, archived)
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(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 6:34, archived)
#

(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 11:33, archived)
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(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 12:04, archived)
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(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 12:35, archived)
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(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 12:37, archived)
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(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 12:48, archived)
# NO!

(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 12:59, archived)
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(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 5:19, archived)
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(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 5:31, archived)
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(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 5:42, archived)
# Nice Ones!
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 11:51, archived)
# I think she wants to be in your next batman installment
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 14:52, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 14:58, archived)
# Fascinating third appendage
fascinating...
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 15:03, archived)
# It's a leg I swear LOL
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 15:06, archived)
# Yeah.....a middle leg!
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 23:55, archived)
# u sick little monkey
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 23:57, archived)
# Me?!!...
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 0:16, archived)
# That means she's happy
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 0:16, archived)
# Look, I made one of those stupid spinny gifs!
I made one of those stupid spinny gifs!
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 0:33, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 0:50, archived)
#

(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 1:31, archived)
# Batman is B& from b3ta until further notice. He's menace to society now.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 0:00, archived)
#
i think she may not be happy with her current employment status. setting her free might be just the thing to restore the public's faith in batman again
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 0:14, archived)
# I don't know.....we'll get her on the casting couch first....see what comes up.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 0:17, archived)
# These pics show to me just how well Kubrick's cameras were centred
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 18:22, archived)
# Actually I had to do a little nudging
Still impressive tho
(, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 20:29, archived)
# That poor woman
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 0:29, archived)
# Yep, wrong place at the wrong time :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 0:59, archived)

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