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[challenge entry] Scoring with a hummer
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] And pumping possum pea
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 21:59, archived)
# I approve of this
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Curling.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 20:20, archived)
# Haha! Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 8 Feb 2020, 21:02, archived)
# Would watch
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 14:06, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Vole-yball
(TheCrookitFigger, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 20:18, archived)
# 2 balls....Disqualified!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:00, archived)
# further disqualification: zero pubes on either ball
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 2:07, archived)
# AND the ball is clearly over the line! This post should be deleted immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 2:49, archived)
# Christina’s Rodeo

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea from back when I didn't know any better
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 17:35, archived)
# Haha!
It's funny because it's true
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 17:52, archived)
# :)
That would be one rough ride!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 18:52, archived)
# I think that's the horse they made me ride in summer camp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 18:13, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 19:21, archived)
# Thanks, Ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 19:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 22:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Animal bicycle race

Click for bigger (361 kb)
(WGCtrev, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 17:46, archived)
# WACKY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 18:12, archived)
# Fozzie!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 19:04, archived)
# C'mon Elly! I got money on ya!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ANIMAL SPORTS

Why is crufts the only animal sport on TV? Fix this travesty by showing the world how good donkey football, cat high jump and snake snooker could be.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Great night at the cats...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 16:15, archived)
#

*pea and ham
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 8 Feb 2020, 17:31, archived)
# WOO
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Seams fitting
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 19:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 19:17, archived)
# This is great
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 22:14, archived)
#
same neck...sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile... trouble at the Batcave.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 8 Feb 2020, 13:24, archived)
# haha
Tw-at
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 14:07, archived)
# Yay! Real art!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 19:12, archived)
# Refunds available from the pox office

Click for bigger (111 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 11:38, archived)
# This fucking cunt of a swear challenge is bullshit and bollocks and it needs to fuck right off :)
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 11:32, archived)
# FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 15:05, archived)
# also:
"Awanna Front Page But Happy Toast Makes Me Try Harder; He's Also Pretty Delicious"?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 16:23, archived)
#
Freakishly close
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 16:42, archived)
# Cool!
also: FUCK YOU oops, new compo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 7:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 8:45, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 9:48, archived)
# we never get to see him with the balaclava on, or maybe its one of those white suits the scenes of crime folks wear
Or a wetsuit for when he's in water of some sort
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 10:24, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 11:11, archived)
# am I allowed pudding now?
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 11:33, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 8 Feb 2020, 19:49, archived)
#
www.atlasobscura.com/places/clown-egg-register
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 11:21, archived)
#
youtu.be/I8yr_StC3uw
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 14:23, archived)
# all the updoots
saw you on reddit, and thought, I know that name..

www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/f0sj5c/how_it_really_happened/
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sat 8 Feb 2020, 16:38, archived)
# obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 19:22, archived)
# ‘Culpritnol’?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 19:43, archived)
# donseal
(ozof, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:10, archived)
# you can fuck right off is my new most favourite phrase
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:16, archived)
# Thanks to:
ProjectWeasel, b3ta established member number 81715 (10 years, 2 months, 2 days)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:26, archived)
# a woo a yay and a hoopla?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:31, archived)
# Better to ask:
the porcupine from purgatory, b3ta established member number 70280 (11 years, 3 months, 11 days)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:38, archived)
# panowie bitches
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:41, archived)
# Beware of:
b3ta established member number 42654
Known to use comedy accounts and hacking computer codes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:52, archived)
# 16 years, 11 months and 15 days, and for much of that time, an estabished member of the b3ta e-community, I suggest you suck on it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:54, archived)
# Holy Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:20, archived)
# tease
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:48, archived)
# *oooh!*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:51, archived)
# Speaking of cheesecake
I saw Dita Von Teese at my work today
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 5:35, archived)
# well close that browser tab and get back to what you should be doing
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 10:27, archived)
# Holy Tits! She has potential.
Might be starring in a future B& episode of Batman......maybe....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 0:13, archived)
# IT WOULD STILL TECHNICALLY BE GAY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 15:06, archived)
# Not true, Pedro! It was a total transformation.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 19:10, archived)
# :(
www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/films/1964to1979/filmpage_strangers.htm
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:43, archived)
# ... the warning growls ‘voiced’ by the late Kenny Everett ...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:52, archived)
# Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:53, archived)
# And it's all done in the best possible taste, YOU BASTARDS!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:55, archived)
# IKR
good advice
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:53, archived)
# Yeah fuck off, cock-and-balls-back shitsnake!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:57, archived)
# Better ask:
Tribs, b3ta established member number 52392 (13 years, 3 months, 8 days), for exact clarification.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:12, archived)
# ANYONE WITH AN ID OF, SAY, 50000 OR HIGHER DOESN'T EVEN REGISTER ON MY RADAR ANYWAY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 15:07, archived)
# CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:21, archived)
# Shitsnake violates the 3ppb rule.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:45, archived)
# That's why he's Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:49, archived)
# I am reassured I’m not the only one to notice.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 13:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 4:13, archived)
# I assume the shadows conceal furious left-clawed wanking?
Also: a bit low poly, is it for a game?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 13:16, archived)
# Ah, post #1
It's been a while.
How is the new version of Netscape, anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 23:50, archived)
# Candles all gone now
Stupid GMT!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 0:44, archived)
# It works better with Macromedia Flash
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 0:45, archived)
# I want some Kraft Macromedia & Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 1:49, archived)
# Macromedia products are not compatible with iWant
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:42, archived)
# But I'm still running Windows 98se!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:52, archived)
# download the Windows Millennium Edition CD
its totes better
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 5:26, archived)
#
happy nonexistent candlez
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 1:25, archived)
# belated candles
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 1:25, archived)
# Chelated bangles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Tesco Value... 'member?
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 19:42, archived)
# The word mushroom sounds superficially like "much room" and I wouldn't be surprised if someone makes a joke out of that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 19:52, archived)
# That someone sounds like a
fungi
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 19:53, archived)
# โš‘
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 19:56, archived)
# FFS
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Feb 2020, 20:57, archived)
# *spang*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 22:51, archived)
# *tips cap*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 1:26, archived)
# When it comes to mushrooms,
I don't TAKE-SHIIT from anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 20:25, archived)
# hey now.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 20:34, archived)
# Button it.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 20:53, archived)
# This post has created a mine field (mushroom)
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 21:16, archived)
# Magic
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 22:12, archived)
# What a liberty
I'm not sure about this concept
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 0:01, archived)
# Good reply haha
I "maitake" longer to come up with a pun retort after this as i am am fresh out of ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 0:03, archived)
# Don't give me that old chestnut
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 10:24, archived)
# Both are shit....portobello and psilocybin mushrooms are the bomb!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 18:08, archived)
# Ain't that the tooth
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 19:43, archived)
# Yes--she's an indentured servant of the Demagogue Party
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 20:23, archived)
# Hardly unexpected, eh
(97800, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 21:46, archived)
# No, but some Dems were sincerely hoping!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 22:36, archived)
# Hope springs eternal
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 23:03, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 0:05, archived)
# ^ This in huge bundles.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 1:12, archived)
# Not every post can be universally understood
and some aren't worth explaining ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:00, archived)
# She looks like Death. The blackness between her eyebrows and eyes looks like her eyes are falling out of her skull sockets.
Creepy as Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:22, archived)
# And all that's on a GOOD day.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 10:25, archived)
# Commercial exploitation of the worst kind.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 16:51, archived)
#
??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 19:34, archived)
# Fake and gray
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 5:49, archived)
# I had my suspicions...
(I helped save b3ta! twochopbob In denial since, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 16:07, archived)
# Yeah but...
Grey though, innit?
(GeeFunk, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 16:51, archived)
# Artistic Licence!
16 years and 2 days and my first front page! Woo! yay! hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! twochopbob In denial since, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 17:10, archived)
# from now on the official spelling is gray
everything else is wrong

congratulations on your FP
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 17:23, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
Whan I coma back in the naxt lifa, I will spall avary word just as God intandad
(I helped save b3ta! twochopbob In denial since, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 17:48, archived)
# Anyway it's fair enough
the US spelling sells the joke so I'm on your side
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 18:13, archived)
# One FP per 8 posts is an excellent percentage.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 19:07, archived)
# *cries*
You insensitive beast!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Feb 2020, 21:00, archived)
# FP this now!
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 21:15, archived)
# It no good, Pedro doesn't love me anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 8 Feb 2020, 0:55, archived)
# I love you so much my heart aches when I think of the distance between us :(( :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:42, archived)
# That might be angina.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:48, archived)
# Can't be, I haven't had the operation, so I don't have one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:49, archived)
# Keep both, don't limit your options.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:58, archived)
# bit grey m8
jussayin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 17:09, archived)
# Karen says
Karen my hair stylist suggests it nearer Garnier Olia 9.11
(I helped save b3ta! twochopbob In denial since, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 17:18, archived)
# Just For Men Touch of Gray
woo FP
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 17:27, archived)
# HE IS SILVER
grats
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 19:44, archived)
# Gray with a Hint of Chutney.
(Operation Pinetree, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 17:23, archived)
#

Click for bigger (1934 kb)
(shardcore, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 13:41, archived)
# l o l
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] bit rude
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 11:31, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 12:38, archived)
# shame really
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 13:34, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 16:12, archived)

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