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# In my mind this worked but in reality....

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(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 11:01, archived)
# Clearly not a broom cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 11:33, archived)
# No, it is a broom closet.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 12:36, archived)
# Correct
at least that is what google images said and they are never wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 13:34, archived)
# Flat Eric looks sad! :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 16:55, archived)
# His head has been consumed
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 17:10, archived)
# Oh God, what have I done with my life.
(ryloth, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 8:02, archived)
# Not spent it sitting on here, apparently.
Surely that's a huge positive.
(97800, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 8:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 2:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 5:42, archived)
[challenge entry] :D/

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 11:58, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Your loss, man....your loss....

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 1:11, archived)
# EPIC!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 2:58, archived)
# I'm thinking I could ruin Star Wars with an alternate ending.
Darth Vader saves the Death Star, and kills both Han Solo and Luke Skywalker! \o/-Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:26, archived)
# Luke Skywalker?
That bloke from The Fast and the Furious?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:28, archived)
# oh wait!
Any relation to Lenny Speeddialler? Sid the Dentist?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:30, archived)
# Gordon Lightfoot!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:31, archived)
# ^3 examples of why nobody likes you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 3:43, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] The Internet of Shit
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 21:29, archived)
# The other button says Don't Not Not Not Join Prime
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:14, archived)
# One button always tells the truth,
and the other button always lies.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:51, archived)
# But what if it's the manual that tells lies about what the buttons do?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 0:20, archived)
# It really doesn't matter, Jeff always wins.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 15:36, archived)
# No particular reason

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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 20:19, archived)
# After a successful mission they return to the call centre
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 20:50, archived)
# vroom vroom
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 21:54, archived)
# I know they are really Vampires, cuz they have no reflection.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 1:03, archived)
# Kolkata
Now do Chennai in Forest Gump
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 1:14, archived)
# *would watch
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 19:28, archived)
# just polishing the old lightsaber
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 20:32, archived)
# R2's just a Leia display unit, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:10, archived)
# And lotion dispenser.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:12, archived)
# he probably puts both hands behind his head and has a Forcewank
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:26, archived)
# Greedo shot first.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:32, archived)
# "It's a fwap!"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:35, archived)
# "You came in that?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 11:36, archived)
# aw yeeeahhh

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 0:12, archived)
# there's a video version with a pole dancer from ages ago, could have sworn someone on here made it
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 1:20, archived)
# b3ta made everything
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 3:01, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_OI4yGysk
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 1:43, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 3:00, archived)
# Masturbating.
(Sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:18, archived)
# No need to apologise, we all have urges. just wipe the keyboard afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 5:44, archived)
# Obby Wanker Nobby.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Next please...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 14:33, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 14:55, archived)
# Have they had that written on the glass
or at a really clever angle on the wall behind?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 16:31, archived)
# That's none of your fucking business
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 17:56, archived)
# He might be one of those glass/wall signage interface demarcation specialists. In which case it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 19:21, archived)
# COCK! PISS! PARTRIDGE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 21:55, archived)
# One of these things is not like the others
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:16, archived)
# SMELL MY CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:30, archived)
# On the glass :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 18:47, archived)
# ^ proper wank LEGEND ^
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 6 Feb 2020, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile, inside...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 18:47, archived)
# ...biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 18:56, archived)
# FUCK YOU, PISSFLAPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 21:56, archived)
# That's fucking funny!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 6 Feb 2020, 19:00, archived)
# Seeing the current b3ta hierarchy compliment each other on what's funny
is like watching the Labour party congratulate itself for its stellar performance over the last 4 years.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 6 Feb 2020, 21:38, archived)
# That's funny!
Clikin' dis!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 1:00, archived)
# Ooh cheers!
Hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 12:51, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 0:16, archived)
# Here it comes, Donnie's little playbook.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 6 Feb 2020, 13:23, archived)
#
Probably best not to give that mad fucker any ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 14:09, archived)
# I wish he was mad,
rather than a perfectly sane monumental cunt.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 6 Feb 2020, 17:40, archived)
# Keeping secrets are ye?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 10:42, archived)
# ha, nice one Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 20:51, archived)
# Wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for compo
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 10:41, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaandles

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 12:47, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 13:24, archived)
# Sweet God, you're waxy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 21:57, archived)
# How you like them
You dirty fecker
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 21:59, archived)
# Better friction, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:07, archived)
# OMG you'll burn the place down!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 14:56, archived)
# *Removes dunces cap and bows head...*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:01, archived)
# burn, baby, burn. B3TA Inferno
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 10:02, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up Arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 10:15, archived)
# “Ere can I bum a cunt?”
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 13:42, archived)
# I am smoking a bastard
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 18:48, archived)
# This is excellent
Lights up
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 21:57, archived)
# There's a lot of smokin' Cunts on the internet.....jusssayin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Feb 2020, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Pork Friction
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(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 0:04, archived)
# Oh I'm sorry
did my starting and therefore finishing disturb you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 0:24, archived)
# Akshally
- I think you'll find the units ohm and watt are spelled with lower case initial letters, not upper case, as per section 5 of the SI catalogue, on typographical conventions.
Akshally.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 6:33, archived)
# That's what I come to B3ta for, right there
Soz, "b3ta"
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 10:17, archived)
# It's a service I provide pro bono
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 12:52, archived)
# no need to be rude
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 17:14, archived)
#

(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 22:20, archived)
# Bet it goes "MMEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW" as it zooms past.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 23:23, archived)
# >:((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 1:03, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11160519
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 23:54, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 1:04, archived)
# .|.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 22:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 1:04, archived)
# yet somehow the cat would still win
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 2:05, archived)
# It could happen.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 2:11, archived)
# WHOAH!


EDIT: I am particularly fond of the udder placement.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 2:15, archived)
# nipplefeetz*
*don't get any crazy ideas, Pedro! Nobody wants to see that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 2:30, archived)
# *fires up photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 3:27, archived)
# *fires*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 3:57, archived)
#
www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-man-killed-stepfather-with-atomic-wedgie/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 10:01, archived)
# How dare they use my good name. There was no explosions, no radiation, no nuclear fallout. Lies! Lies, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 11:50, archived)
# What a humiliating way to die, I just had to laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 19:37, archived)
# Amazing....
You found the image I drew it from. :)
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 13:45, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 22:14, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 0:25, archived)
# Holding back the tide of fashion
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 16:33, archived)
# Sexeh tiem...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 20:18, archived)
# what a silken tongue you have ..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 20:34, archived)
# *your
(Cerberus64, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 21:02, archived)
# eeeeek
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 21:45, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 1:08, archived)
# And what does the dog say?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 21:10, archived)
# Worst music video ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Sweary thunberg.

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I bet she's actually got a really potty mouth.
(WGCtrev, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 19:14, archived)
# I know her personally
and this is exactly what she's like.
She swears like a matelot.
(davyclam, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 19:19, archived)
# In Swedish of course.
Yarvla Fweet !
(phonetic, Skรฅne accent.)
(davyclam, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 19:21, archived)
# Where would a Stockholmer pick up a Scanian accent?
Or are you the Scanian?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 19:43, archived)
# alright, "Orm Tostesson"
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 20:56, archived)
#

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(Dunkeldog, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 17:55, archived)
# As first posts go
this is quite good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 18:13, archived)
# Nothing to sneeze at.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat Back with another one of those cock blockin' beats, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 20:48, archived)
# I saw him first

*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 20:57, archived)
# Hello
(97800, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 19:41, archived)
# pull up
a fucking kitten
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 20:31, archived)
# Super
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 21:45, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 0:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 1:10, archived)
#
(rob-frankosonic, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 8:58, archived)
# Once again I get my news from B3ta
(gijoel, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 10:14, archived)
# sfptne
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 21:46, archived)
# I'm still trying to decide:
Is this better or worse than leaving your kids behind in a pub?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 22:45, archived)
# Yes and no.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 1:11, archived)
# Leaving your kids AND a gun behind in a pub
Would be more entertaining
(horrid, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] 2020 Volkswagen FuckLyft Convertible
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 4:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Worst drivers ever!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 4:40, archived)
# Even in space!

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 13:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 13:47, archived)
#
nice...real nice Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 0:29, archived)
# *SMOOCH*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 1:05, archived)
# Wow this is quite something
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Feb 2020, 18:28, archived)
# Holy Tits!!!!!!! <3
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Feb 2020, 0:29, archived)

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