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# Bane of my life

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(deadmonkey99, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:06, archived)
# Anyone else think this is a terrible piece of Photoshoppery?
(97800, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 21:47, archived)
# no
if you can lurk so hard, anything you post is worth its weight in unobtanium
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:21, archived)
# Slightly better than invisible Bart Simpson.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:58, archived)
# You mean Boris in a shop owned by non-white people?
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 0:42, archived)
# Who is that cunt and why has he got that thing on his face?
I mean the one on the left.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Trubshaw made me do it

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(paulclick, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:41, archived)
# That's just the tip of the iceberg.
(I beat Tribs/ac)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:50, archived)
# Pah
b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2632370
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 1:59, archived)
# I choose to romaine silent on the matter
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 3:22, archived)
# Lettuce not make silly puns today.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 19:02, archived)
# Paul made from the other place
yay Paul
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Yo homes, smell ya later!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 14:51, archived)
# Homes or Holmes?
Both seem to be in use. I shall have to find the official sheet music to get to the bottom of this deeply important issue.

Nice, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 15:55, archived)
# Just had a little look myself
Holmes
Homes
Home
From 3 different websites
mysterious
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:38, archived)
# I believe homes is used more commonly by African Americans,
whereas holmes is used more by Latin/Mexican Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:27, archived)
# + Arthur Conan Doyle
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:34, archived)
# homes, presumably a contraction of homeboys?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:45, archived)
# ^this
I think
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:03, archived)
# As opposed to a fictional victorian detective
ffs
(97800, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:32, archived)
# Yo sup Watson? All good Holmes. Finna catch Moriarty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:51, archived)
# ...wow...
...who knew you were so hip to the street lingo :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:46, archived)
# ^unaware of the use of homonyms in hip hop
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 20:07, archived)
# fictional?
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:59, archived)
# The correct answer
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:15, archived)
# He might want to wear a napkin
so he doesn't get any updog on his smashing blouse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:22, archived)
# Is this a set up line so I ask
What's up dog?
Edit:Yes it really is a smashing blouse
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:38, archived)
# Have you seen Micho?
He says he wants two CDs, but I think he actually wants two ligma.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:14, archived)
# But seriously
has anybody seen Micho?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 21:25, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 4:57, archived)
# Ugh. It's Mofaha who has the Barbie leg fetish
I like REAL feet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:05, archived)
# Unreal feet more like.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:13, archived)
# Pedro you know perfectly well it was only after repeated harassment via gaz that I outed you. I couldn’t bear to watch another one of those insertion videos.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:31, archived)
# You’ll deny this obviously. As would I, in your situation.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*looks around nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:18, archived)
# That's not a movie.
No points.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:16, archived)
# Gimme my points gub~gub
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bel-Air_(film)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:29, archived)
# I'm sorry, i didn't know! FP!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:43, archived)
# Though I do have to take away points for misspelling chili
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:47, archived)
# It's cold chili.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:51, archived)
#  I believe chili is used more commonly by Americans
whereas chilli is used more by everyone else.

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:57, archived)
# Whoa!...gub-gub, you got served (chilli).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:01, archived)
# Yum!
Coincidentally I am having canned chili for lunch right now!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:16, archived)
# If you call people of the Americas American
But tbh I'm one of the worst spellers here.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:15, archived)
# 0_0
Does Carlton still do the dance?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:49, archived)
# Yup
Saw him do it last year on a late night tv show
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:58, archived)
# I heard he was trying to sue Fortnite for copyright infringement
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:26, archived)
# :D
b3ta.com/board/11318490
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:48, archived)
# Turns out he dropped the suit
www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2019/03/07/alfonso-ribeiro-drops-carlton-dance-suit-against-fortnite/3098433002/
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:46, archived)
# You can own a dance?
The Horizontal Bop is mine!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:07, archived)
# Can you do it to speedcore?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:26, archived)
# Not anymore :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Sort of....
(cap'n fishy, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, why not?
(cap'n fishy, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 13:21, archived)
# Hah
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 13:39, archived)
# o queso this is how it's gonna be?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 13:41, archived)
#
My profound apologies
(cap'n fishy, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Dinner, Walter
(cap'n fishy, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 13:04, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11318277
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 13:40, archived)
# This is terrific
:)
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 1:37, archived)
# Rare but not so stupid
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(zx4ever, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 7:52, archived)
# Arf
good one.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 9:25, archived)
# YES.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 10:27, archived)
# Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 11:11, archived)
# ALSO YES
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 11:13, archived)
# Add an apricot kernel
Quatermash and the Pit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:28, archived)
# Quatermash 2
A second helping.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Better Cole Slaw
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 5:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Also available in vido
youtu.be/dozJZzL7_a0
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 5:49, archived)
# the HD youtube clip is 15mb smaller than this
Gif is not a video format :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 9:25, archived)
# I know
but I am rubbish.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 11:22, archived)
# it's the 30 year old animation file format that's rubbish (for this sort of thing)
Is this stock footage or are you a whiz in the kitchen and with a camera?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 11:38, archived)
# that's not stock it's slaw
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 12:34, archived)
# Stolen from a recipe video, I’m afraid.
And then severely shitted up. Should I just have posted the YouTube link, then?
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 12:51, archived)
# don't worry about it
I think we're currently suggesting gifs under 5mb, but it don't really matter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 20:03, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Jul 2020, 7:17, archived)
# vegetarian soggy biscuit?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 9:38, archived)
# I only get my 'slaw
From Jim's coleslaw shack
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 9:49, archived)
# Purple cole slaw?
No,no,no.....that's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:45, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UY5lsZZ6iw
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:47, archived)
# nanu nanu
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 1:50, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 1:52, archived)
# also: I'd like to Pam her Dawber!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 1:53, archived)
# nanu nanu
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 1:55, archived)
# or just simply daub her
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 2:25, archived)
# Yeah Daub her Pam!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:00, archived)
# I enjoyed that day in the desert
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 1:28, archived)
# Needs more illuminaughty
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 1:30, archived)
# ^ a burning man
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 1:31, archived)
# fuk dat hippy shit
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 1:53, archived)
# *blows smoke in face*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 1:55, archived)
# *gag*coff*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:00, archived)
#
youtu.be/NIIvuQu4n7A?t=277
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:05, archived)
# 1 Hour and 36 minutes?.....Yeah....i...uh.....don't have that kind of attention span.
HIPPY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:09, archived)
# time stamped for two minutes of your pleasure
pussy
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:15, archived)
# NO CHONG - NO CHEECH!
ALL CHONGS MATTER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:22, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdgbfyZJdXA
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:28, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTTMQlPfBCk
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 2:26, archived)
# Subliminal Michael Jackson Thriller
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:01, archived)
# Pyramid Power! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 1:52, archived)
# Ascending all da degrees
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 2:27, archived)
# Those kids are now with the angles.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:12, archived)
# And the sacred geometries.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 5:30, archived)
# We used to sing this one in assembly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 12:35, archived)
# You got kicked out...you didn't measure up to their calculations.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:57, archived)
# the all-seeing-eye
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 2:55, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b9D1HaOKHs
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:00, archived)
# I played this and gub-gub's video at the same time!
Wow....just wow....dat wuz dope!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:03, archived)
# It's like someone borrowed my Sonny & Cher 45 and scratched it :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:03, archived)
# I hope you can still play it on your phonograph, Grampa! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:11, archived)
# UGH! Someone get my quad-cane so I can knock this ne'er-do-well on his keester.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:12, archived)
# Get your walker, Darth Vader!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:15, archived)
# Darth Vader has a CPAP, not a walker
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 4:15, archived)
# i thought he had a wheelchair
(ozof, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 6:18, archived)
# He had a shitload of walkers.
Some even had the famous Back Panel Slide*
*TM atomic
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:58, archived)
# *waves youthful mp3 about*
mine glows green
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:16, archived)
# so cash
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 3:03, archived)
# I was watching Stargate the other night
And Ra is a bit of a Michael Jackson type, isn't he?
(rogerzilla, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 9:41, archived)
#
no idea
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:53, archived)
# I never understand why people insist humans could not have built the pyramids, the single most simple building design.
You can build a pyramid by accident when stacking bricks to build something more complicated, like a wall.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 14:49, archived)
# Right....easy cheezy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:54, archived)
# Can you think of a way to complicate building a pyramid?
Building an upside down one would be impressive, I suppose. Or only using spheres for blocks.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 21:07, archived)
# Bent Pyramid
I saw it yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 21:51, archived)
# or build a tetrahedron by mistake
(rogerzilla, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 8:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
Constable's "Hey Wayne"

(zx4ever, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 23:28, archived)
# the chances of anything coming from mars...
needs more peas on stilts, jeff
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 23:36, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11285747
(97800, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 23:49, archived)
# they have coat hangers for mouths
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 23:54, archived)
# coat hangers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:13, archived)
# for mouths
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:13, archived)
# Coat hangers
(97800, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:14, archived)
# too slow, you fucking loser
(97800, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:14, archived)
# for mouths
(97800, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:14, archived)
# B3tans can't meme
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:19, archived)
# They have warm iron signs for mouths
With the dots moved to form eyes.


warm iron symbol

for mouths

and eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 13:35, archived)
# Did you say "pears on stilts"?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:17, archived)
# no, i did not.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:18, archived)
# Oh
Because I bought a 5000 transparent background stock pictures of pears CD-ROM and I could whip something up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:23, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KNGDZhoRyA
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:24, archived)
# Holy shit, is that Mofaha?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:41, archived)
# coat hangers
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:43, archived)
# they look more dress-slacks hangers here...


Click for bigger (88 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:44, archived)
# one hundred percent
look, no pears were involved, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:46, archived)
# ...that you know of.
It was the Pear Cabal. Follow the sweet juicy money, man!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:27, archived)
# Paw-Paw of the worlds.
(gijoel, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 12:16, archived)
# for mouths
hungry mouths
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 0:44, archived)
# That's Stewart Lee. Stewart Lee is rude. I am not rude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 20:15, archived)
# Oof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 20:54, archived)
# Pie May?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 14:24, archived)
# Now i want to take a hit from my egg bong
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 21:11, archived)
# CRACK pipe more like
egg pun
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 22:08, archived)
# WHOA
just noticed that hand :[]
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a well-known fact that 90 per cent of all foreign tourists come from abroad.
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 13:04, archived)
# Genius
b3ta.com/board/11318487
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 13:51, archived)
#
oops!
sorry for stealing - didn't see it I promise!

(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 13:56, archived)
# Everything has bindun
usually by the snopsimps
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 12:40, archived)
# Do you ever sleep?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 13:51, archived)
# yes, but my life is a gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 14:06, archived)
# -shift
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 17:24, archived)
#
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1594326328/maddog.gif
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 21:25, archived)
# I like this and have set it as my screen saver
How much do I owe you?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 14:03, archived)
# Great minds
b3ta.com/board/11140777
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 15:03, archived)
# That's terrible
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 14:43, archived)
# Thank You?
I strive for terribility
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I will definitely do an actual TV one at some point
Probably too late
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 11:01, archived)
# Great background
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 11:05, archived)
# Thank you!
I'm sure I'll have plenty of use for an 'asparagus' brush now I've got it.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 11:39, archived)
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Such attention to detail!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 12:37, archived)
# It's all about the detail.
...until I can't be arsed.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 15:16, archived)
# so many puns...
two different ones for the same person? that's just greedy :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm...film

(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 10:57, archived)
# Thinks......
..... Oh yeah
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 12:12, archived)
# I had to look at the filename...
...I wish I hadn't.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 16:39, archived)
# Delicious.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 17:46, archived)
# With oysters AND snails
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 2:39, archived)
# The newest talent competition coming to TV this fall...
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 0:55, archived)
# Nothing beats a expressive free-flowing lyrical performance to some Demi Levato
clap...clap-clap...clap...clippety-clap clap...
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 1:06, archived)
#
-can
+got
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 1:23, archived)
#
-think
+know
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 2:45, archived)
#
-clap
+teh sexy aidz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 2:56, archived)
#
When ya gonorrhealise...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 12:38, archived)
# I'd rather see a fashion show, than watch the evening clap
(97800, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 9:15, archived)
# "So you think you've got clap?" would be better
Except Jeremy Kyle pretty much owns that market sector
(rogerzilla, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 11:23, archived)
# No.
Competitive clapping only.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 21:13, archived)
# It's a show that celebrates the art of clapping,
clipping, clopping, tapping, slapping, patting, and beating, set in a competitive format in front of a live audience.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 21:21, archived)
# I got the clap in Italy once
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 22:10, archived)
# If it didn't happen on a competitive clapping show
I'm not interested
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 23:18, archived)
# It was the name of the local bus company
interested now?

no? ok
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 23:41, archived)
# Gruppo Clappi di Autobus B.G.M?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 1:39, archived)

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