This is one of the 1st LPs I ever bought
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 16:31,
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Coz it's true.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 17:01,
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HAHA, yes, yes I am. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 20 Jul 2020, 2:31,
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Do you know what a turtle is?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 20:02,
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Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 20:39,
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OMG HES FALLING LOL PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 20 Jul 2020, 2:31,
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well, shitthat comes as a blow...
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 21:06,
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was this recorded before or afterGirlfriend with the COVID?
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 21:10,
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on their way to an interview
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 20 Jul 2020, 6:53,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Masks"){kind=small}
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MASKS
Face masks are so hot right now. So when better to do a one word challenge.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 14:21,
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I mean, I wrote the fucking blurb for you and everything. 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 15:23,
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Guess he's just an exhibitionist who enjoys that "still warm" feeling of sweaty biker leathers
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 12:09,
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Do NOT go into the Dwight. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even listen to it.
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Sun 19 Jul 2020, 13:27,
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Well maybe he was also thirsty? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 17:21,
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Hi I'm Sleepy Joe Biden...Number two, make sure that we bring help the teachers deal with the problems that come from home. The problems that come from home, we have one school psychologist for every 1,500 kids in America today. It’s crazy. The teachers are — I’m married to a teacher, my deceased wife is a teacher. They have every problem coming to them. Make sure that every single child does, in fact, have 3, 4 and 5-year-olds go to school. Not my office under my desk. I like to sniff them...I sniff them.
Social workers help parents deal with how to raise their children. It’s not that they don’t want to help, they don’t know what to play the radio, make sure the television — excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the — make sure that kids hear words, a kid coming from a very poor school — a very poor background will hear 4 million words fewer spoken by the time we get there. I have hairy legs. In the pool the kids like to feel my legs.
(Social workers help parents deal with how to raise their children. It’s not that they don’t want to help, they don’t know what to play the radio, make sure the television — excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the — make sure that kids hear words, a kid coming from a very poor school — a very poor background will hear 4 million words fewer spoken by the time we get there. I have hairy legs. In the pool the kids like to feel my legs.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 4:55,
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Dude what the fuck is up with you lately mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 12:56,
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He's gone all political & stuff
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 13:25,
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Are you asking for that?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 15:55,
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How about a rogue 'celebrity gender swap' image challenge?Barnaby Jones -- Starring, Goldie Hawn and John Davidson
Click for bigger (143 kb)
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Sun 19 Jul 2020, 17:11,
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Is that a 'no'?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 16:59,
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Best leave it at triple-negative😂
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Jul 2020, 17:00,
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don't be such a blue meanie you smurfing smurf!
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 22:47,
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True FactFZ was a big fan of British folk music, particularly sea shanties.
an eclectic musician.
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Sun 19 Jul 2020, 9:26,
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an eclectic musician.
In fairness, they really do cram those Smurfs in there pretty tight. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 4:37,
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why does the main page have so few images atm?genuinely curious
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Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:57,
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We never had this conversation.Delete everything.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:12,
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i voted for your shark but it's not on the fpi'm not as powerful as i hoped
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Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:06,
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CHA! Upscaling the updog is an uphill battle. I'm giving it all I got! I need more dilithium crystals!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:14,
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The British Craigslist?Noooo Thank You!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:22,
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Oh really ”Literally Hitler”, you have no idea what one of the most striking and famous insignia of your elite forces was?Sir, I doubt the veracity of your claim to be a dead one-plummed fascist failure.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:30,
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yeah well your memory gets a little hazy after you been dead for 70 years
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Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:41,
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Do you happen to remember who blew your own brains out? Because that’s probably not helping. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:49,
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nah didn't happen i flew to argentina in my stealth hangliderbut messed up the landing
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Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:53,
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annoying really because i was quite good at pulling strings up to that point
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Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:54,
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I’m considering doing the “one sleeve eagle on each arm but that doesn’t necessarily mean I’m a nazi” challenge mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:34,
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One of them should be a swastika armband instead, you'll attract all the experts
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Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:40,
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Where the hell were you when I was in the nazi sleeve/armband game? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:46,
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Being shipped back to Blighty with a leg full of jerry shrapnel
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Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:54,
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Poor fella, take a peek inside my coat, I’ll give 10% off anything you fancy mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:02,
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You should totally get in there with swastika face coverings."What do you mean, I've got to take it off? Is your sensitivity more important than RAMPANT VIRUS DEATH?"
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Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:24,
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If you’d just taken a quick peek in the coat you’d know I’ve got plenty of those. And the ones with the cute little mustache stuck on. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:01,
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Srsly,you could walk about with a sleeve eagle facemask and only a select few would know.
like, B3tans.
and Sir David Starkey.
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Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:19,
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like, B3tans.
and Sir David Starkey.
If ‘Sir’ David Starkey walks up and starts lecturing me about nazi insignia I’m going to tell him he should stick to playing drums. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:40,
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Paul Michael Glaser was way better than Ben Stiller
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 22:42,
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Now that you mention it -- if I outlive Ben Stiller I hereby reserve the sole rights to any crudely and hastily made "Ben Stiller/Ben Stillest" two-panel-celebrity-death-remove-one-letter-add-two-different-letters challenge entry. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 23:44,
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Sometimes it gets stopped up. A good jiggle with a wire coat hanger usually frees up the blockage.
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:17,
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That image recognition algorithm needs a bit of work.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 15:20,
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Youtube's speech to text algorithm is very much like this PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 15:31,
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Even better with the auto translation from Japanese.E.g. "Ummm hold the grand mountain's whiteness - Yes - becoming half in his other hand between Hakuho's ankle back-up mythology stream merchants - Yes - of the west west west winds together with his size, who is hammering him. - Hello."
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:00,
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Oh and I like Monkeon's picture very much. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:01,
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As do I, and indicated so by clicking here(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:13,
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I made a blu-tack Corona Virus, and thought it would work as a Trap Door monster.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 15:48,
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This is not a Jay Leno image challenge PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 13:14,
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You're not my real Santa Claus!Stranger Danger!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:59,
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NO!Anything with eyes like this should be banned
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:14,
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have a semi-related pea:
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 5:59,
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Evel Knievel didn't just jump over a shark, he jumped a shark. gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 6:02,
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I didn't know some sharks have handlebars and can jump long distances.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 6:09,
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Jumping sharks do indeed have handlebars.How else would you operate the throttle, front brake, and clutch?
( gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 6:21,
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I don't think he will enjoy a hard landing.[fin]
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:53,
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Woop Woop Woop
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 11:20,
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One of those chest-bellows from the 50’s and a copper rim would fix the aperture, they originally ran on paste mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 15:08,
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Keep your sexual fantasies off my threads.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:51,
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The lights flickered, did Rob pay the utility bill?
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:11,
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As if millions of deeveedeefever sockpuppets suddenly cried out in terror
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Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:25,
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Why hasn't anyone yet invented a coronavirus for PC? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 2:11,
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I have a good friend who is addicted to brake fluid
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 14:51,
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cloudflarewe are just one small site downwind of big internet problems
techcrunch.com/2020/07/17/cloudflare-dns-goes-down-taking-a-large-piece-of-the-internet-with-it/
(techcrunch.com/2020/07/17/cloudflare-dns-goes-down-taking-a-large-piece-of-the-internet-with-it/
rob,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 2:15,
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Maybe they forgot to pay their utility bill? gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 3:22,
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Exactamundo, Baby
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:19,
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Up your nose with a rubber hose PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 2:11,
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"How am I gonna get a scar like that eating pizza?" -- Scarface circa-1981 PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 15:34,
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I love it, my good friend
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:34,
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I called her on the phone and she touched herself, I laughed myself to sleep. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:37,
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When I think about you... I touch myself
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:44,
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Meee eee aaa aand Barnaby...Barnaby Joooones,
Barnaby Jones Barnaby Jones Barnaby Jooo-o-ones..
(Barnaby Jones Barnaby Jones Barnaby Jooo-o-ones..
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 1:53,
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Oops, I actually wanted to sing about Barnaby Cojones PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 15:33,
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If you start to see a lot of people posting things from the TV show Happy Days... be careful, it could be a Fonzie Scheme
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:43,
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Nobody's gonna make fuckin' Happy Days shit.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 21:34,
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what did Fonzie feed his horse?Graaaaaassssss!
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 1:03,
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Excuse me horse, did you eat my thesaurus? “Nope”
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 1:18,
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Time
Eventually
Surpasses
Priced
Units
...
IDGI
(Eventually
Surpasses
Priced
Units
...
IDGI
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:19,
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'tomic es stupido puta, ugh
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:32,
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She had the decency to call him by his given name.What does he do? Calls her "Mrs. C."!
Fonzie is a bit of a prick.
(Fonzie is a bit of a prick.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 15:04,
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You're thinking of The Brady Bunch, no?The guy who played Greg Brady and Florence Henderson
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:34,
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Henry Winkler played Greg in the first 3 seasons of Brady Bunch!TruFax...Google it, Motherfucker, Google it!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:19,
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You are an evil person
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:57,
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Butthead Butthole 'Tomic Poopy PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:56,
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Butts-to-nuts with a little chachi gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 3:39,
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The wifi at work says otherwise
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 5:19,
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