Dunno why there isn't a 5G image challenge, there's just about everything else in existence on there as an option
(,
Fri 24 Jul 2020, 17:36,
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Not that anyone ever looks there now, but I appreciate the effort
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Sat 25 Jul 2020, 11:09,
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if you take 5 steps back and squint at your imageyou can see George Soros
(,
Fri 24 Jul 2020, 18:30,
archived)
He needs to disable Windows 10 updates on his face
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 24 Jul 2020, 23:08,
archived)
the one Pokémon ballthat won't catch 'em all
(
JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Fri 24 Jul 2020, 23:21,
archived)
Look at this picture of an elephant. It’s an elephant. What is it?
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 19:32,
archived)
oh it's good but it's not rightsay what you see
(
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 19:40,
archived)
instructions uncleartrunk stuck in ass
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:09,
archived)
I’m afraid it’s got its trunk stuck up its guts :( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:31,
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i recognize only the best elephants PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:24,
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My favo(u)rite is a pair of twins, both named Gerald ...and they're very good singers'Elephants Gerald', I think their name was
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:26,
archived)
pretty sure gerald was a mouse that didn't have a houseand we still don't know why we called him gerald. these are recorded facts, pedro
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:30,
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahI think you're getting the song about Gerald confused with the popular singing duo.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:31,
archived)
I think maybe you should take the test? Start by looking at the elephant. What is it? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:32,
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Pfft! ...It's a camera, DUH PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:33,
archived)
Well that answer broadly resembles a sentence so you’re already doing better than Donald mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:38,
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That person plays trumpet a tad better than I do! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 21:38,
archived)
they’re all fake, I don’t care what ‘the experts’ say mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:37,
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Nice workBut that game looks to hard for the average person. I bet you couldn't remember the order, in say, 10, 15 or in 20 minutes time?
( Q4nobody,
Fri 24 Jul 2020, 12:16,
archived)
They couldn’t believe it, the doctors, they were asking, how did you do that? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 25 Jul 2020, 13:48,
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Does Miss Sally Sath know that her pay details are circulating freely on the internet?
(,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 18:38,
archived)
Other countries give their essential workers pay increases...England puts a cap on hospital car park charges.
Tory Tossers
(,
Sat 25 Jul 2020, 13:33,
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Tory Tossers
Labour said they'd abolish them when in power.
Did they? DID THEY?
Seriously leave the Twitter student commentary at the door and let's hold all politicians to account.
(,
Thu 30 Jul 2020, 0:17,
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Did they? DID THEY?
Seriously leave the Twitter student commentary at the door and let's hold all politicians to account.
The only song I am aware of that advocates the slapping of babies
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Thu 23 Jul 2020, 17:25,
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I'm with BowieIf i saw you as i moved through a crowd, that's the word I'd probably use to describe you too.
(,
Fri 24 Jul 2020, 18:57,
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it looks more like "shitcunt" to my lip reading skills
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 25 Jul 2020, 11:16,
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gronkpan is flooding the board again. (with his yearly post) MODS!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 2:46,
archived)
Phantom of the Fuck!
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 21:48,
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I keep laughing at a) how bad this is and b) how good this is mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:08,
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:) I've never been too good with the movin' pictures and such like PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:14,
archived)
vimod vimod vimod vimod vimod
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 4:23,
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PS: Vrry Hawt! <3 <3
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 2:57,
archived)
I only have a few frog related pics...soz...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:13,
archived)
Nothing is worse than an itch you can never scratch...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 26 Jul 2020, 2:24,
archived)
Gayshift, been in the trenches together, no one I’d rather have by my side if there’s a Sheen-related incident, or if a major celebrity can’t control their wine intake during a photo shoot mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:21,
archived)
...in direct contravention of their contractual obligations, yes, I’m looking at you Zach Braff mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:25,
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SO HAPPY TO SEE ALL THESE GREAT PEOPLE AGAIN
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:03,
archived)
Ok, trying to finish off this degree in lockdown isn't great fun but it is what it isHow've you been?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:10,
archived)
Not bad thanks. I’m getting work I can do from home and it’s working out well. How long have you got to go on the degree?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:16,
archived)
Should be finished early next year but they're trying to fast track us so I can go out and catch the rona
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:24,
archived)
I figured you must be close to done. Good for you man. Skip the rona though, I’m hearing rumors it’s unhealthy. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:29,
archived)
I'm doing an MPH specialising in communicable disease control, it's gonna be hard to skip the rona
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:31,
archived)
You chose this long before the current pandemic, right? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:40,
archived)
Yeah, I was writing about containing a MERS outbreak (Middle Eastern Respiratory Syndrome, the last big coronavirus outbreak) last yearIt's been kinda surreal tbh, I did an ethics essay about how we prioritise a vaccine rollout, I should have written about people's right to protest in a pandemic
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:46,
archived)
Wow, yes I bet it’s been surreal. And your chosen field has become hyper-relevant. What’s the next step for you? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:52,
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Well I've just applied for a contact tracing job so I'll have to see how that goes before I plan anything else
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:56,
archived)
Good luck to you man. I hope it all works out for you. As it is, I don’t suppose there’s going to be a shortage of demand for your training any time soon. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 4:01,
archived)
And don’t forget all the Future Winners you left behind :) mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 4:18,
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Why do they have belly buttons?WTF?! ....Wait.......how?.........What the hell, man!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 2:42,
archived)
Did I miss something in today's news?
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 20:23,
archived)
Twitter = CensorshipTwitter = Shit
Dead Tweets Don't Talk
(Dead Tweets Don't Talk
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 20:33,
archived)
you had me at "Twitter = Shit".I tried it, about a decade ago, and concluded that it was the nadir of human civilisation. Nothing that has happened since has changed my mind.
(,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:20,
archived)
Apparently they've banned 7000 Qanon related accounts.The 14 people who ran them must be gutted.
(
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 20:44,
archived)
Whether it be entertainment or lies is not the point.The point is what exactly is Twitter's objective in doing so?
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 21:27,
archived)
Damage limitation, I'd assume.Twitter plays such a big role in so much harmful shit nowadays, and people are increasingly aware that it is by-design.
If they actually cared, they'd remove the addiction aspects. But banning a few QAnon cunts makes it look to the advertisers that they are doing something about a problem they caused in the first place.
(If they actually cared, they'd remove the addiction aspects. But banning a few QAnon cunts makes it look to the advertisers that they are doing something about a problem they caused in the first place.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 21:49,
archived)
Maybe Anonymous can sort it out they did such a great job taking down the Scientologists.
( gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:28,
archived)
I bet John Fashanu's phonewould try and correct that to awooga.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:31,
archived)
I suppose they want to be seen to be cleaning up their act a little bit.There are far right social media platforms for people who want them. Twitter is under no obligation to host anyone. ROAR, innit.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 22:47,
archived)
I don't really give a fuck about Twitter....I just like to throw gas on the fire. ^____^
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:20,
archived)
I used it once.Literally once and then my work there was done.
I've never seen the appeal in social media.
(I've never seen the appeal in social media.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 2:19,
archived)
I guess people love to eat shit sandwiches.Cuz that's all that it is.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 2:33,
archived)
Are you talking sandwiches that are shitor sandwiches that are made of or contain shit?
( gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Fri 24 Jul 2020, 4:15,
archived)
noTwitter died years ago. It's Zombie died 2day. It's not New's
(
johnvile dsfadsfgafgf,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:16,
archived)
Reminds me of a once popular British comedy online community.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 2:39,
archived)
Macaulay Culkin waiting off camra to lick the bowl clean
( johnvile dsfadsfgafgf,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 22:45,
archived)
Yes, I have absolutely no idea what’s going on. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 3:13,
archived)
don't forget to toap and filter! use a disagreeable font and make it too brownris = russian intelligence service
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 20:18,
archived)
Ideally a picture of your canine pet.
(
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 20:46,
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HOLY SHIT THE END IS NIGH PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:48,
archived)
Right?!Should be my Star Wars pic, or even Dark Side Of The Meat.....but NOOOOOOOOOOO!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 2:37,
archived)
Which Star Wars pic? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Jul 2020, 2:56,
archived)
it's as if you were there when this happened!
(
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 13:06,
archived)
I'm calling the punctuation police.Other than that, jolly good!
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 17:36,
archived)
ahhh, time to sleep
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 3:09,
archived)
That may have been a subconscious inspiration
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 18:24,
archived)
I don't know how to put this gently...It's going to get worse before it gets better
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 18:33,
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KnackersOoh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Pedrona
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, Pedrona
(,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 18:58,
archived)
When you gonna give me some time, Pedrona
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, Pedrona
Oh dear little Flo
I love you so
Especially in your nightie
When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh Jesus Christ Almighty
(I love you so
Especially in your nightie
When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh Jesus Christ Almighty
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 19:13,
archived)
There once was a wheat field ghost....
....oh never mind...
(....oh never mind...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 19:16,
archived)
If you build it, they will have cornhole tournaments
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 19:52,
archived)
Quit singing about my tits
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 19:52,
archived)
Ok. Can you think of any rhymes for ‘cock’? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 22:36,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Masks"){kind=small}
New mandatory PPE, so you won't know anything the Government get up to anymore.
The mantra of the 'woke'.. 'Wake up sheeple, we know more of the freely available information on the internet than you do but you choose not to delve into as you may have other stuff going on in life and aren't as scared as we are... But you are STUPID!! as you refuse to focus on loads of stuff that may or may not be true but we focus on and the end is nigh and you are asleep because it makes us feel inferior like we have an identity at last...'
(,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 18:29,
archived)
I ain't scared of anything, I want everyone to realise what They are up to with this scam fake pandemic caused by 5G and Muslims and soya, probably doing away with physical money so I can't do all that cash in hand work while on benefits, cunts(, Tue 21 Jul 2020, 18:44, archived)
My brother has fallen down that shit pipe. It's hard to talk to him now. Like talking to a religious cult follower. The arrogance that goes with it is quite amazing too.
(,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:08,
archived)
Interesting.Where does that arrogance come from? Is it a sense of superiority because he’s sure he knows what’s ‘really’ going on?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:13,
archived)
Exactly. He's sending my 80 year old mum videos of what's 'really' going on, trying to wake her up to his superior knowledge. She told him to fuck off, she can't be arsed with waking up.
(,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:20,
archived)
Confirmation bias is a human illness but its in us all. Playing the yellow car game, you'll see more yellow cars than you usually do. Seeing leftwing or rightwing bias in the BBC you'll see what you want to see. You see dragons in clouds or devils in clouds. We see what we want, it's amazing but quite damaging too.
(,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:33,
archived)
You see dragons in clouds or devils in cloudsThat's paraedolia.
(
squid head,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 22:47,
archived)
When an eel bites your cheek as you swim in the creekThat's a moray.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 7:28,
archived)
Fuuuuuuuuccckkk!(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 17:45,
archived)
Fucking awful isn't ithave now lost a couple of mates to it who really should be old enough and sensible enough to know better. Yeah it is like a cult, constant self reinforcement and wilful blindness to any contradictions.
Bill Gates wants to inject tracking devices into me because I'm Very Important and a threat to him because I know The Truth.
(,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:14,
archived)
Bill Gates wants to inject tracking devices into me because I'm Very Important and a threat to him because I know The Truth.
There's a shadow influence/state going on but to live your life observing this is not going to help you mentally. Focusing on negative shite all the time is nonsense. My brother was funny as fuck.. now he's a fucking nightmare with all that bollox
(,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:39,
archived)
Keep Complaining And Carry ONworking as a fisherman for 4 decades I have seen all the lies and bull that the bureaucrats and politicians get up to, but I still have to live a rational life, and can't solve everything.
the only way to survive and stay sane is to
(see above)
(,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:50,
archived)
the only way to survive and stay sane is to
(see above)
Great, so we are all in agreement then? Now I feel good about myself :)
(,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 16:46,
archived)
The nwo did itOr it could have been the lizard overlords.
At least according to the podcast I watched by David icke
He knows more about the goings on in the world than the rest of us mere mortals
(At least according to the podcast I watched by David icke
He knows more about the goings on in the world than the rest of us mere mortals
squid head,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:17,
archived)
If you want to follow me,
You've got to play pinball
And put in your earplugs
Put on your eye shades
You know where to put the cork
(You've got to play pinball
And put in your earplugs
Put on your eye shades
You know where to put the cork
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 18:03,
archived)
I don't understand the biting satire in this one.Donald and Boris are robbing the poor by burning the Brexit bus, despite not appearing to be robbing or feeding anyone. Are those rich people sitting in the background? Was the bus stolen from the poor, and the rich eat burned bus?
Or, in a devastating reversal, is it actually the poor in the background who subsist on burned bus, and the firefighters (paid by Boris) are extinguishing the flames to make the bus inedible?
(,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 23:27,
archived)
Or, in a devastating reversal, is it actually the poor in the background who subsist on burned bus, and the firefighters (paid by Boris) are extinguishing the flames to make the bus inedible?
It's all cake. It's not even a real busEVERYTHING IS CAKE
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 23:37,
archived)
No one knowsIt's just put Trump and Boris and hope for front page. Put in some student-style slogans for extra points.
(,
Sat 25 Jul 2020, 21:14,
archived)
...but HOW DO I SEE? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 16:14,
archived)
ur nice and soft <3 <3 <3 PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 17:19,
archived)
A loofah and muriatic acid is all i use
(
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 21:20,
archived)
A tar & feather onesieIt's fun and flirty
( gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:33,
archived)
That’s nice until you try to take it off mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 21:14,
archived)
It's all caught up in my pubes!!!
(
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 21:23,
archived)
Also: b3ta is spelled with a small 'b'....not a capital 'B'.........fool.Just like 'a'tomic.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 18:16,
archived)
I kn'oe ryte?
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:39,
archived)
Hey hey hey watch it suckah
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 19:05,
archived)
Like one of those shit b3ta images.Jussskiddin
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 17:20,
archived)
Think I can get a job making fake celebrity nudes?
(
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 17:22,
archived)
HOW DARE YOU RUIN HER!(...I'd ruin her...)
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 17:46,
archived)
I'd be too tired after digging her up gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 23:37,
archived)
I suppose you think I’m very brazen or très fou or something
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Wed 22 Jul 2020, 0:55,
archived)
I wonder who Joe gets to do his resin casting.
(
jonbob loves you,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 13:10,
archived)
BaneSnack dot jaypeg
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 16:45,
archived)
Why is it always rai... Oh! Nevermind
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 21 Jul 2020, 13:33,
archived)
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