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We asked 100 people to name something this Government would blame a No Deal Brexit on. You said "themselves". Our survey said... 
Captain Howdy,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 15:55,
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You forgot Poland!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 20:50,
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hahaha! v nice
will obv have to be updated on a weekly/ daily basis
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Thu 24 Sep 2020, 22:24,
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will obv have to be updated on a weekly/ daily basis
HAHARyanair have just bought the domain name! ( Honestly, buy the Domain, before they do, it'll probably actually work? )
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Q4nobody,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 16:11,
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Many a true word spoken in jest...and thank you for saying "lorry"
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Fri 25 Sep 2020, 15:17,
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You are part of the rebel allianceAnd therefore a hero. I've never been more proud of you.
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Thu 24 Sep 2020, 14:55,
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With a third party check. A third party check, a third party check. He's tryna buy some pussy. With a third party check.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:07,
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Would you rather he *wasn't* chucking money at Covid / Budget / Brexit Planning?Asking for a friend.
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Thu 24 Sep 2020, 22:18,
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why is he not stopping??
whose money is this? his own??
(btw woo)
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Thu 24 Sep 2020, 22:29,
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whose money is this? his own??
(btw woo)
the LA looks like it has cold sore scabs and it's making my tummy go funnyplease rectify this with immediate effect
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Thu 24 Sep 2020, 15:07,
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Spoiler:There were only phone books in there.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 20:24,
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Go to your room with immediate effect.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 27 Sep 2020, 14:22,
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Updated collection (available Jan 2021), weaves together 24 tales of privilege and squalor in a post Brexit England.
haha!I'm sure I read about this in school and I don't remember any trucks or internal borders but I might have been wrong. Mostly pissed up monks.
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Thu 24 Sep 2020, 11:07,
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Readies the fire extinguisher. 18 years, wow! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 25 Sep 2020, 1:49,
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The fucking rent a cop told me they were closed
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 21:42,
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What a load of Bullwinkle
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 23:01,
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This is the new Wagonqueen Family Speeder. If you’re thinking of taking the droids cross-country, this is the transport you should be using. You think you hate it now, but wait ’til you drive it.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 0:17,
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Don't take it through East Saint LouisThey'll steal your thrusters
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 0:19,
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Who would choose to go to that shithole? You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 1:46,
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But the strip clubs! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 1:49,
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who's more fool?the fool, or the fool that has to sit in the back with grandma?
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 12:55,
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When I was young I had a modernist friend who had a similar wagon (saloon)he called it the "GS Woody"; GS stood for "genuine simulated".
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 3:52,
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When I was young I knew a guy called Ray The Minimalist who dressed mainly in black and did not own a car. Thus, he had no wagon (saloon). (Thus.)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 4:25,
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Your experience sounds dissimilarbut much more interesting.
( gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 6:04,
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When I was young I saw my babysitter's naked boobies! 0_0I'll never forget that.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 6:39,
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It was at that point atomic's life journey was set into motion gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 6:42,
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Don't Be LieYeah, I used the Griswold Mobile.
No shit, Sherlock!
(No shit, Sherlock!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 23:56,
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It also said you don't hold the elevator for people and you have unpaid parking tickets gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Fri 25 Sep 2020, 0:17,
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These lies better not show up on my Wikipedia.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 25 Sep 2020, 0:35,
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They'll definitely show up on your yelp reviews gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Fri 25 Sep 2020, 3:37,
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XD Ha Ha...nobody gives a fuck about that fake shit. XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:08,
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HaOne of the films we had on Hi8 when I was a kid. Seen it so many times then that I probably still know all the lines.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 9:13,
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Y'know what I think??? I think you're all fucked in the head! We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation...it's a quest. It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes!!! HAHAHA!!! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!!!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 18:58,
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So if they're checking lorry permits at the Kent border... does that mean there'll be tailbacks at the border?Will East Sussex or Surrey have to become a lorry park for all those lorries waiting to enter the Kent lorry park?
And when will the EU start airdropping emergency humanitarian supplies into the UK?
(And when will the EU start airdropping emergency humanitarian supplies into the UK?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 17:23,
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Perhaps they should look into *ahem* building a wall?I don't have much faith in any of the infrastructure required for anything post Brexit being anything near ready. How can you patrol the entirety of the Kent border in - what is it now - three and a bit months? They would need cameras, people, infrastructure etc etc. Now scale that up to every single industry in the UK.
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Wed 23 Sep 2020, 17:31,
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Look, the government has spent 4+ years and loads of taxpayer money working on this problem and likely have wonderful new systems and technology all sorted that'll fix everything and they're going to unveil it all ANY MOMENT NOWRoI/NI/England border, Kent border, Calais border... all good.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 17:39,
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Can't we just stop importing and exporting?Back to the good old days where you only buy what's made or grown in the village. Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here ...
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Wed 23 Sep 2020, 18:19,
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Clearly oven readyMaybe conscript unemployed leavers to patrol.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 23:28,
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Maybe the Kent border needs a backstop?I'm sure a technological solution can be found.
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Wed 23 Sep 2020, 22:06,
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"You're the Dude from Strood. You're A-Number One!"
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 18:30,
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I once lived in a city that had a bar named "Mine Shaft".It turned out it wasn't a German bar, it was a gay bar.
( gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 3:56,
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I did. They called it the Guddentite.Whatcha doin up so late home slice?
( gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 6:47,
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Just doing some mathematics....trying to figure out the best way to nuke London.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 7:17,
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Oh...what didn't they do?!!!Prepare to die, London!
...or maybe I should nuke Missouri instead...
Hmmmm....
(...or maybe I should nuke Missouri instead...
Hmmmm....
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 19:27,
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Was that Manchester in the 80s? If so, the club was called Rockies and the downstairs, men-only, cruising pit was called The Mine Shaft. I was 16, the legal age for man2man-meets-man-parrish* sex was 21. Good times ;)
Edit: * reference youtu.be/y9-xBZxqQi0
(Edit: * reference youtu.be/y9-xBZxqQi0
joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 10:58,
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This one was in the states. Long Beach, California.
( gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 13:32,
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Teh gays are so unoriginal :)
( joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 14:40,
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There already is a film called "Happiness"and it's miserable and disturbing as hell.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0147612/
(www.imdb.com/title/tt0147612/
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 14:33,
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Have seen, can confirm. But I still thought it was an effective movie. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 24 Sep 2020, 16:52,
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She laid back very well. On point, b0rk3d! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 12:50,
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Of all the days to forget your bra
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 19:47,
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big fat poopyhead PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 12:51,
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Now the FP is all mine!!Next, I will destroy the Compo!!
har har har!
(har har har!
gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 5:59,
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Pulp Fiction gifs are all the rage these days.So hip and new (')___(')
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 6:10,
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Shhhhh!!are you trying to get us all killed?
( gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 6:19,
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Indeed. I think we should stick to 'The Shining' for our GIF sources. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 14:17,
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this is my 'o' face PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 2:50,
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It's ok,it is time the truth were told
( gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Wed 23 Sep 2020, 5:54,
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