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# Blessed Chewbacca
(JauntyArt, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 21:02, archived)
# *

*Redo from scratch cuz I'm a fucking perfectionist.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 20:41, archived)
# Then why isn’t it perfect?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 21:18, archived)
# Grrr...
I'm content.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 21:25, archived)
# You sound it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 22:38, archived)
# That is my displeasure of my choice of online 'friends'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 22:44, archived)
# "nobody's fault but mine"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 23:07, archived)
# ...Na-na-na-nobody's fault...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 23:19, archived)
# DAH da da, DAAH da da, DAH da da DAAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 1:15, archived)
# I'm reminded of a Sherlock Holmes quote:
"So many people, with so little purpose."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 1:49, archived)
# I only know one Sherlock Holmes quote. Well two now I suppose.
Edit: I just remembered the “Elementary my dear Wassname” thing, so that’s three.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 1:52, archived)
# Another one of his quotes is: "Art is balm for the brain."
So you might care to remember that when pointing out one's imperfections.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 4:58, archived)
# Thank you!
I don't believe there was really a half-eaten chicken in that last one.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 21:21, archived)
# Chickenlady hears your hurtful words
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 21:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 1:02, archived)
# Oh sweetie do I have a treat for you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 1:16, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 1:29, archived)
# It's the little things that kill.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 21:26, archived)
# They DO move in herds.

Click for bigger (140 kb)
(wizzer77, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 18:47, archived)
# Is it obligatory to read that in a "Benny from Crossroads" voice?
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 21:34, archived)
# Bennie from crossroads tied to a tree
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Excuse the product placement...
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 16:25, archived)
# Is this becuz the French have the metric system?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 16:55, archived)
# Duck nuts
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 18:25, archived)
# Is that something all French have?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 18:26, archived)
# No, they have Frogs' legs
silly!
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 18:29, archived)
# Big feathery duck nuts, doing fine thanks, yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 19:10, archived)
# ehh heh-heh-heh-heh!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Yellow bellied chicken
(JauntyArt, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:34, archived)
# A Clockwork Free-range?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 15:19, archived)
# It's a more tenuous pun than I had
so yes.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 16:27, archived)
#
Aleggs DeLarge? ...or mixed sizes?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 16:40, archived)
# Cluckwork Orange?
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 21:40, archived)
# Filename...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 21:59, archived)
# All the young droogs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 18:24, archived)
# Saw a monochrome version of this elsewhere and thought of y'all at B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 8:34, archived)
# SUBTLE AND TO THE POINT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 10:27, archived)
# Lee Cain always looks as if he's about to cry
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sun 15 Nov 2020, 10:33, archived)
# dont get it
I can just see 3 pricks
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 11:36, archived)
# 3 pubes per baldy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 12:15, archived)
# poundland pedro

(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 13:40, archived)
# :O

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:06, archived)
# filth
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:20, archived)
# Proper filth

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:42, archived)
# New image challenge - things that look vaguely pornographic and won't get you fired if you're WFH
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:43, archived)
# There's a 'things that look like ____, but aren't', trend on Twitter
Maybe I'll post this :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:45, archived)
# Do it
internet fame
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:50, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:57, archived)
# Watermark first though to avoid jumping pylons
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 16:56, archived)
# this SATIRE killed my dial-up
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:52, archived)
# since when have you been able to just drag an image's icon onto the board??
only found this out by accident a few minutes ago and it bypasses the uploader error screen

thanks, cr3/sn0tters/whoever <3<3<3
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:55, archived)
# Only a few months I think
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 15:56, archived)
# it's just like so web two point oh
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 16:12, archived)
# Oh?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 16:13, archived)
# Whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:53, archived)
# Spinny Gif Disease
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 20:43, archived)
# Prince's nut nuts
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 13:46, archived)
# Paging WEB SHERIFF
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 16:25, archived)
# Boo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 3:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 3:52, archived)
# GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 4:15, archived)
# Bless you, young man
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 4:28, archived)
# frame-worthy!
(ozof, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 4:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 4:37, archived)
# ^
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 13:40, archived)
# Should be an album cover
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 11:01, archived)
# Which musician? :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 13:30, archived)
# Defo Taylor Swift
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 20:44, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 14:54, archived)
# Thank you! I'm well, thanks for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 15:02, archived)
# NO THIS IS A TRAVESTY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 16:00, archived)
# I know this will hurt, now back off 😂😂
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 16:27, archived)
# Ooh, an olive dispenser
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 16:59, archived)
# You know what, I’d try them just to be a good sport
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 18:20, archived)
# What have you done with him!?!!
😂😂😉
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 18:23, archived)
# As a fellow pear despiser, I think they taste pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] 🥚
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 🐔
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] 🐣
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 22:09, archived)
# Raiders of the lost bwark?
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 23:13, archived)
# I hate wet eggs, Jock.
I hate 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 23:40, archived)
# My favo(u)rite so far!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 0:05, archived)
# This wins
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 0:08, archived)
# You are good.
I hate you!*
*just kidding :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 0:43, archived)
#
*sighs*
(ozof, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 2:28, archived)
# Haha!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 22:42, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 0:07, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 16:36, archived)
# I'm getting the same enegry as Henry off him.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 22:32, archived)
# Yay!! Blast from the past’
Soo glad you posted, I thought I’d killed B3ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 22:42, archived)
# You should have been glad.
Rules state the last person to ever post on /board is the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 22:53, archived)
# It's been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 23:42, archived)
# Still Thrill Factor: 0.00
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 0:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 1:13, archived)
# Goings
(Bocboy, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 10:56, archived)
# rotters
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 13:12, archived)
# Bindun?

Click for bigger (476 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 14 Nov 2020, 10:35, archived)
# Haha perfect
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 10:54, archived)
# vg
(dribble, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 10:55, archived)
# Or down the docks,
giving simultaneous handjobs and blowies for three guys at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 12:14, archived)
# he could still do one more
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 16:59, archived)
# Bumwank Cummings
(dribble, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 0:04, archived)
#
Do we even have docks anymore?
(LokiMD, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 14 Nov 2020, 18:27, archived)
# Perfect :-D
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 14 Nov 2020, 19:46, archived)
#
arf
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 20:24, archived)
# Woo
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 11:37, archived)
# Bloody misfit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:19, archived)
# Bless
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 10:12, archived)
# edit: damn bindun :D
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 8:52, archived)
# I'm still clicking for that final frame
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 10:55, archived)
# Friday 13th 2020
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 23:57, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:04, archived)
# Goings
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Chicken Run -The Prequel
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Fri 13 Nov 2020, 23:02, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 23:26, archived)
# WOO!
Who came in first?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:32, archived)
# Runny egg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 1:29, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=odWUVG2S9Fs
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 1:44, archived)
# Graylings
"So if your contact tracing app goes on the fritz, or your secret road trip blows up, or your evil plot conks out, before you call a press conference, turn on all the lights, check all the cabinets, 'cause you never can tell. There just might be a Grayling in your house."

(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:43, archived)
# you got it wet and fed it after midnight, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 23:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:07, archived)
# That damn well better be a chicken in there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:23, archived)
# Half eaten....that's why Boris is fuming.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:49, archived)
# Also:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 2:54, archived)
# Smashing blouses
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 21:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:39, archived)
#
haha
(razzle, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:46, archived)
# Haha!
A bunch of insufferable cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 1:08, archived)
# look at me! look at me!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:32, archived)
# Hehe.
Dominic Cummings Is So Bracing
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:33, archived)
# I reckon the box is full of negatives and maps showing where the bodies are buried
No other reason why he's managed to stay in that position for so long without having a shedload of dirt on everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:38, archived)
# Front door pound shop Heseltine
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:13, archived)

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