... Wocka Wocka
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 22:52,
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New image challenge: Crap Advent Calendars
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 22:06,
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The biography of a toilet attendant Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 22:22,
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Dead hooker then?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 22:52,
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Legs are in the other packageGetting on a bit, I have to be careful with my back now
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Fri 27 Nov 2020, 23:05,
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how does it smell PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2020, 0:06,
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Or do you mean eat an advent calendar, shit it out and take a photo
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Fri 27 Nov 2020, 22:17,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Pop Superheroes"){kind=small}
Villain pearoast enters the challenge
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 18:30,
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Don't be lie 😯Also -- (not mine) twitter.com/quasimondo/status/1260579136755679236?s=19
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 21:25,
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Stoned rock stars mistake police box for urinalwon't get fooled again
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 16:57,
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Bicycle Despair ManThere is a light that never goes out, it's an LED front lamp powered by a dynamo.
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:43,
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This is excellent
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 20:50,
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Didn't even need to alter the colo(u)r of his face for fur matching
ArghOh wait, that's a chair leg
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:12,
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The disk on the front of Windows PC Monthly installed an earlier version of DirectX, and as a result, none of my niche pornography autoplays when double-clicked. Please advise. Having said that, the free* version of Lotus Notes is greatly appreciated.
*time limited trial, some restrictions may apply
(*time limited trial, some restrictions may apply
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 28 Nov 2020, 2:53,
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Lack the time or skill to make this look betterAlso not pop, and not a superhero per se, but you probably get the idea...
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Fri 27 Nov 2020, 12:22,
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Excuse me? Excuse me? You're a lightweight. Don't speak to me like that, I am THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATESsaid the president of the united states
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:55,
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Wait a minuteI saw that. Quack.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:56,
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Are you saying a duck would also say that?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 14:03,
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A duck is secure in its duckness, so it never has to draw attention to it. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:15,
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He was saying to me, "Don't make me Brian May!" as I shopped him
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Q4nobody,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 11:44,
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Songs include:I Want To Break… Everything
One ‘Vision’
A Kind Of Magic - feat. Dr. Strange
Crazy Little Thing Called Loki
Hammer To Fall - feat. Thor
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Fri 27 Nov 2020, 11:40,
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One ‘Vision’
A Kind Of Magic - feat. Dr. Strange
Crazy Little Thing Called Loki
Hammer To Fall - feat. Thor
iggy, ziggy, spud and nick - it's a play on words artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 26 Nov 2020, 23:21,
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There’s actually an unexpected and unusual link between those four people. Here’s a clue: iggy and Bowie worked together in Berlin...
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 0:53,
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Come on guys, work with me here, spud and nick is the next pairing to look at... mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 3:18,
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There's a fantastic prize, perhaps I should have mentioned that mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:52,
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No more than IYou [adjective] [thing] [doing] [country_of_origin_person]!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 0:50,
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If you can’t be bothered to put any effort into it you may as well not bother at all. It’s insulting, frankly. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 0:54,
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okay, ugly mofohow's that?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 1:06,
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I did, you shithead PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 1:26,
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Goodnow go home and get your fucking shine box
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 2:06,
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Gah! You wanted me to put more effort into my hatefulness.
Bub! ❤️
(Bub! ❤️
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 3:14,
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Then it’s my fault :( I like it better when you’re pretending to like me. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 3:19,
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Overheard at the meat counter yesterday:Old Lady: “Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?”
Butcher: “No, ma’am, they’re dead.”
(Butcher: “No, ma’am, they’re dead.”
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 3:20,
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Turkeys don't even have eggs, dummy! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 14:06,
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I’ll be long gone before anyone realizes that, Pedro mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 21:57,
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edit:
for a blast from the past guitar riff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYNHjmnlZbA
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Thu 26 Nov 2020, 22:52,
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for a blast from the past guitar riff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYNHjmnlZbA
Click for bigger (795 kb)
Make like a tree and Garrett out of here mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 1:40,
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..and his (much more poorly-shopped) arch-nemesis, Catwoman Stevens
Although I think it turns out that (s)he is a hero and a villain
Quietly he laughs and shaking his head. Creeps closer now, closer to the foot of the bed.
Spiderman is having him for dinner tonight
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:21,
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how does he control those tenticles with those flimsy lengths of string?amazing!
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Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:12,
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:( always this way PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:04,
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Hello Mr Snurtles, I require bellyrubs
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:30,
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Mr. Snurtles kind of has his hands full right now
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:25,
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Scary Mister Potatohead
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 26 Nov 2020, 19:02,
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Can you share some of your offspring with me? You can gaz me if you don't want to publish the URL.Please don't feel obligated.
artbreeder.com/dankshaggy
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 26 Nov 2020, 23:27,
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you know who I am artbreeder.com/i?k=9030788b8eabd6bd6182
Fair warning, I almost never delete anything from there, it’s at least 98% crap
(Fair warning, I almost never delete anything from there, it’s at least 98% crap
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 0:15,
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I put together frames that work PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 12:10,
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That's me! [CTRL]+[C], [CTRL]+[L]
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:56,
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OOF!!RIS for our American cousins: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Weston
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Thu 26 Nov 2020, 20:08,
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I do hope our American cousins are suitably effusive in their thanks for your helpfulness,or we'll need to re-conquer their ungrateful arses.
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Thu 26 Nov 2020, 22:15,
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As a token of our thanksplease accept these warm cozy blankets.
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gub~gub,
Thu 26 Nov 2020, 23:20,
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