(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Sat 30 Jan 2021, 14:01,
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It was fifteen years ago today
That Beyonce taught her band to play "Check On It". That was the song that was popular fifteen years ago. No, me neither. Also I created a b3ta account and, over the years, posted the occasional poorly-executed drawing. It's what people liked back then. These days people prefer if you get someone else's photograph, write some text on it and call it a meme (pronounced me me).
What was the world like fifteen years ago? * Netflix only streamed in 720p. * Tony Blairs was the first man in Britain to ride a Segway. * WAP was replaced by 2G because people thought it sounded racist. * China didn't yet exist. * There were only three types of food.
In order to celebrate a decade and a half of me making b3ta what it is today (sorry about that), I've drawn a brand new thing for y'all to enjoy.
Enjoy!
You can also enjoy my personal selection of things-I-posted by using your blank, emotionless faces to look at this website.
Here are my predictions for fifteen years from now:
* All video will be filmed in "longscreen" portrait mode. Cinemas will be rebuilt with vertical screens. The IMAX cinema will be one of the tallest structures in the UK. * The new iPhone's display will emit in ultraviolet and onwards. People complaining they're unable to see the display will be told that they're perceiving the electromagnetic spectrum wrong. * Humans will finally be able to purchase a PS5 before scalpbots slurp up the stock. * In America the MAGA party will win the election with their presidential nominee - Trump's stuffed, embalmed corpse. * We'll all live on the moon.
(wheelybirdmreee!,
Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:55,
archived)
PS5? By 2036 we'll be spending all our time in VR
and the work-leisure boundary will be so blurred we'll probably be getting paid in food injections, in exchange for liking posts, or something.
That Black Mirror where you get forced to watch adverts, etc.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:57,
archived)
the mouse droid is the most beloved non-main character besides Boba Fett in Star Wars fandom.
it appears in all released Star Wars feature films and it is also the only Star Wars character to never suffer any damage on screen or is otherwise engaged in any form of battle.
I don't think any of these are real facts. I just wanted to write "Star Wars" three times.
(Woodkovskyโน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Sat 30 Jan 2021, 4:30,
archived)
Rebaxan Columni MSE-6 Series Repair Droid
Maintenance, Cleanup, Security, Military Assignments, Communications, with a built-in program of self destruction upon enemy capture.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 30 Jan 2021, 5:15,
archived)
In fact...every time I see it...I want to know it's backstory...
...and where it's going...and what information it's carrying...and it's work environment...and it's love interests ...etc...etc...
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 30 Jan 2021, 6:40,
archived)
(barstRdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz,
Fri 29 Jan 2021, 13:38,
archived)
gegs (9.4)
Was my Dad's fave
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers,
Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:51,
archived)
HIJKLMNO (5)
is another perennial favourite
(social hand grenadeI was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Sat 30 Jan 2021, 10:01,
archived)
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - UNWANTED SPIN OFFS
In a desperate attempt to cling on to viewers of popular shows and movies, TV and Hollywood seem to be giving every character and their dog their own spin off. Show us the worst options they could go for.
(God- smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Fri 29 Jan 2021, 11:45,
archived)
LA Law, Traffic Court Division Teenage Unmutated Unflushed Turtles, the non-harrowing story of the clutchmates that were sold to regular normal people who don't flush unwanted pets down the sewer
(JustHere4Coffeeremembers when all o' this were car parks,
Fri 29 Jan 2021, 13:18,
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