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[challenge entry] Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

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What's in store for the ultimate bit character?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 14:01, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] We must be steadfast, resolute and work together if we are to beat this second wave...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 13:51, archived)
# Is it still only the 2nd wave?
Feels like it should be the third.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 14:01, archived)
# It was fifteen years ago today
That Beyonce taught her band to play "Check On It". That was the song that was popular fifteen years ago. No, me neither.
Also I created a b3ta account and, over the years, posted the occasional poorly-executed drawing. It's what people liked back then. These days people prefer if you get someone else's photograph, write some text on it and call it a meme (pronounced me me).

What was the world like fifteen years ago?
* Netflix only streamed in 720p.
* Tony Blairs was the first man in Britain to ride a Segway.
* WAP was replaced by 2G because people thought it sounded racist.
* China didn't yet exist.
* There were only three types of food.

In order to celebrate a decade and a half of me making b3ta what it is today (sorry about that), I've drawn a brand new thing for y'all to enjoy.

Enjoy!



You can also enjoy my personal selection of things-I-posted by using your blank, emotionless faces to look at this website.

Here are my predictions for fifteen years from now:

* All video will be filmed in "longscreen" portrait mode. Cinemas will be rebuilt with vertical screens. The IMAX cinema will be one of the tallest structures in the UK.
* The new iPhone's display will emit in ultraviolet and onwards. People complaining they're unable to see the display will be told that they're perceiving the electromagnetic spectrum wrong.
* Humans will finally be able to purchase a PS5 before scalpbots slurp up the stock.
* In America the MAGA party will win the election with their presidential nominee - Trump's stuffed, embalmed corpse.
* We'll all live on the moon.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:55, archived)
# PS5? By 2036 we'll be spending all our time in VR
and the work-leisure boundary will be so blurred we'll probably be getting paid in food injections, in exchange for liking posts, or something.

That Black Mirror where you get forced to watch adverts, etc.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:16, archived)
# Zager and evans were right all along
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:17, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:33, archived)
# ts;dr
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:54, archived)
# Yay!
Happy candles.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 14:01, archived)
# Ta!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 14:19, archived)
# well deserved! have some cake wit that.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 14:29, archived)
# Enjoy your candleday
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 15:54, archived)
# snurt
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Sequel prequel spin-off trilogy




(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 10:50, archived)
# Fabulous!
WOO!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 13:19, archived)
# Beautifully done
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 16:35, archived)
# *applause*
(, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Less Skywalker, more Groundcrawler
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 3:11, archived)
# Haha would watch
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 3:23, archived)
# Me too actually
Guess I failed the 'unwanted' part of the challenge :)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:23, archived)
# XD This is amusing. :D/
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 3:39, archived)
# :D Is that a lightsaber in your smiley or are you just pleased to see me?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:24, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 5:58, archived)
# Arf
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:48, archived)
# Give the man a hand!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 13:07, archived)
#
 
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 13:14, archived)
# as long as he can still eat hard-boiled eggs with his left hand
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel your pain, I feel your shame...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 0:54, archived)
# Would probably watch.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 7:56, archived)
# Bernie's only claim to Fame!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:00, archived)
# I was gonna animate this, but my scotch said otherwise. XP
but my scotch said otherwise. XP
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 1:33, archived)
#

(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 2:17, archived)
# Exhaust Port Strikes Back!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 2:46, archived)
# Take that Jedi Scum!!!
Almost ran over an Ewok.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 2:47, archived)
# Next time...hold the camera steady you fuck.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 2:52, archived)
#

(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 13:38, archived)
# That has to be a euphemism
"Take me up the exhaust port, Han"
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:57, archived)
# the mouse droid is the most beloved non-main character besides Boba Fett in Star Wars fandom.
it appears in all released Star Wars feature films and it is also the only Star Wars character to never suffer any damage on screen or is otherwise engaged in any form of battle.

I don't think any of these are real facts. I just wanted to write "Star Wars" three times.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 4:30, archived)
# Rebaxan Columni MSE-6 Series Repair Droid
Maintenance, Cleanup, Security, Military Assignments, Communications, with a built-in program of self destruction upon enemy capture.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 5:15, archived)
# In fact...every time I see it...I want to know it's backstory...
...and where it's going...and what information it's carrying...and it's work environment...and it's love interests ...etc...etc...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 6:40, archived)
[challenge entry] From the makers of you are what you eat ...
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:09, archived)
# wouldn't it be cool to be able to eat backwards?
Shove some posh loaf up your bum and then taste prime rib the next day.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:13, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 16:28, archived)
# Brexit rations
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 20:37, archived)
# Now in its turd season
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 16:26, archived)
# Old-School b3ta :)
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:48, archived)
# Haha!
Hats off to them
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:09, archived)
# OOF!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:19, archived)
# Unexpected skull fracture, that'll teach him to just be walking along
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:20, archived)
# Or her
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)
# Or Mx
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:47, archived)
# They do look Lttl compared to the other one
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:50, archived)
# Worst water park ever. Would not recommend 1/10
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:11, archived)
# POW!...Right in the kisser!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:45, archived)
# did someone mention kisses? :D
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:12, archived)
# Good grief is that candyland?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:26, archived)
# Name's 'tuna melts my heart' or something
I ran the pic through deepdream
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:28, archived)
# Ahh, I see that now.
I think I find the colours more harrowing than the fractal facial features and whatnot.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:35, archived)
# This is the before pic

(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:31, archived)
# Aargh, that's worse
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:38, archived)
# yes!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 22:24, archived)
# Oh I thought it was tortoise
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:39, archived)
# Let's make this the last time......k-thnx
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:02, archived)
# ARGHHH!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 0:22, archived)
# I'm too sober for this.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)
# bottom-left!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 0:22, archived)
# Firm but fair
Yay! woot!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:45, archived)
# "Some day a rain's gonna cum..."
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:11, archived)
# Damn... too heavy on that ignore button again...

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(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:14, archived)
# Someone's got a big monitor.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:24, archived)
# holy shit!*
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:34, archived)
# is it your bitch?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:44, archived)
# DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!!?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:51, archived)
# I thought cuz of the pink leash
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:32, archived)
# owwwww my eyes
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:27, archived)
# Surprised, I could barely manage a single wank to this
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:03, archived)
#
I'm not compensating... well maybe a little, but just for my failing eyesight
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:46, archived)
# piscine wisdom
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:02, archived)
# oh shut up you old trout
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:19, archived)
# Don't tell him Pike!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU WATCHED THE MANDALORIAN...NOW WATCH THE THRILLING
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Lolz!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:32, archived)
# Captain!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:36, archived)
# all time touching
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:15, archived)
# gayshift starts early today!
*undresses*
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The Borrowers open an unfriendly fishmonger
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:21, archived)
# This has been a crossword clue
At least twice, to my recollection
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 13:38, archived)
# gegs (9.4)
Was my Dad's fave
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:51, archived)
# HIJKLMNO (5)
is another perennial favourite
(, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - UNWANTED SPIN OFFS

In a desperate attempt to cling on to viewers of popular shows and movies, TV and Hollywood seem to be giving every character
and their dog their own spin off. Show us the worst options they could go for.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 11:45, archived)
# Simpsons sofa while it was still in the shop
and all the wacky customers who walked past it
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 11:57, archived)
# Nass, a star wars story
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:03, archived)
# TOAP:
the final frontier
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 13:12, archived)
# How I met your Uncle Barney
LA Law, Traffic Court Division
Teenage Unmutated Unflushed Turtles, the non-harrowing story of the clutchmates that were sold to regular normal people who don't flush unwanted pets down the sewer
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 13:18, archived)
# Baxter stockman: pest detective
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] (Any Excuse):)
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:42, archived)
#
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#
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry I'm late....
(, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:39, archived)

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