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# a sidenote
A friend of mine recently bought a puppy... put it to bed in their laundry room. The next morning it'd gone. All they found was a leg lying on the patio, and a fat looking neighbours cat. Nearly £3000 for less than 24 hours. You have no idea how hard it was not to laugh..
(xenon_84, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 12:02, archived)
# Epic Lurkage

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 12:06, archived)
# Seams reasonable
(Hemipygous, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 13:34, archived)
# You asked for it


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 13:40, archived)
# pretty sure a cat couldn't eat a dog's skull
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 13:46, archived)
# they roll them away as a treat for the crows and magpies
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:24, archived)
# they're good like that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:28, archived)
# ...and the dung beetles?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 18:33, archived)
# yeah, them too
it's all the intelligent animals exploiting the stupid dogs
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:03, archived)
# It looks like you’re telling a lie, would you like some help with that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:25, archived)
# Mofaha: the 'clippy' of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:33, archived)
#
(dribble, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:53, archived)
# Keming 97
(dribble, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:56, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 15:02, archived)
# this was before the site came to popularity
and rebranded with the simpler "b3ta"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 18:37, archived)
# To appeal to all the cool young people with their short attention spans and tweeterbook limits
(dribble, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:04, archived)
# Give Pedro a dick!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:49, archived)
# He’s all full of Barbie right now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 22:23, archived)
# Haha, how dare you!
EDIT: Here, I want you to see one of the most horrendous things I've ever done

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 0:22, archived)
# Another sturdy-legged lass!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 1:04, archived)
# Yup, just needs the pick and backpack
(rogerzilla, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 7:07, archived)
# Compo it
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:40, archived)
# You don't sound like a very nice friend
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 18:10, archived)
# Perhaps he meant fiend
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:46, archived)
# YOU CAN'T SAY 'GORDON'
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:51, archived)
# Only one person is allowed to say gordon, and that is gordon
(dribble, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:54, archived)
# So are you Gordon then?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 1:05, archived)
# Non gordons are okay to type it
(dribble, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 13:11, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] “He waits… That what he does… And I tell you what; Tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick…”
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 21 Mar 2021, 11:04, archived)
# Ancient pea...
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 11:21, archived)
# 3PPB
FFS
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 11:59, archived)
# I realised as I reposted that I’d broken the most basic of rules.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 13:30, archived)
# I won a real pitch for Durex
It wasn't that hard

lol

I genuinely did btw, it was early internet days and we ran up about a 600 quid tab for food and beer on the overtime
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 23:25, archived)
# Yowser
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 21 Mar 2021, 7:01, archived)
# Maybe I’ll take room 237 instead....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn, seems tear and tear are spelt the same

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(targetlad72, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 15:52, archived)
# WHITESPACE PARTY!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 17:20, archived)
# Tommeh-Rama

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 22:18, archived)
# Now there's a knob who goes up to 11
He's bankrupt now, too. Handily, just when someone's suing him for lots of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 10:01, archived)
# He also busted the theory that Center Parcs is a place to avoid the riffraff
(rogerzilla, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 21:08, archived)
# They're on the tair, write their
(dribble, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 19:00, archived)
# Boris Johnson learning the vaccine he was promised has been replaced by some clapping
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 15:30, archived)
# Perfect
I'm sure the clapping will make him feel better.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 20 Mar 2021, 15:34, archived)
# Haha - brill
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 15:56, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 16:12, archived)
# :)
(dribble, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 16:53, archived)
# 👏 👏👏
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 17:10, archived)
# "Congratulations on your left arm Prime Minister"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 17:21, archived)
# It's so big
must be all that "world" beating
(dribble, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 18:59, archived)
# Oh PM!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 20:06, archived)
# give him 1% of the jab. "That's all we can afford"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 23:08, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Victor Victoria, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 14:53, archived)
# love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 14:37, archived)
# haha!
A perfect, crumbly finish.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 20 Mar 2021, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Four Sprung Duck Technique
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 12:40, archived)
# Yes, yes
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Nivea Spurts Presents...
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 20 Mar 2021, 11:50, archived)
# Shaggy Flag-Shagger
(Flumper, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 11:49, archived)
# Terrible Benny Hill impersonator
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] the atmospheric layer with the hole
(ozof, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 11:11, archived)
# They're making a mint
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 11:19, archived)
# The RSPCA arrested me for trying to stuff an entire big cat where the petrol goes
had to cut it up small first, obviously
(dribble, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 13:37, archived)
# I believe that sort of thing was acceptable in the 60's
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 14:12, archived)
# I've got a tiger in my pance
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Prank call
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 10:30, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to the go compare the meerkats machine
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] your all gay
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 1:05, archived)
# You're
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 13:10, archived)
#
Oh piss off you pedantic bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Godzilla Vs King Kong
(JauntyArt, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 23:38, archived)
# Kong looks so sad there :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 0:55, archived)
# He's had enough
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 7:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm so lazy
I literally changed six words. I'm lazy. These things write themselves.


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(LokiMD, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 23:20, archived)
# Spoon, lighter and belt just out of shot
(dribble, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 23:37, archived)
# “WHOOOOO SPEEDBALL WHOOOOO,” ejaculated the Prime Minister.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 2:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 22:51, archived)
#
truly brilliant
(raypugh, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 5:40, archived)
# Ah, Mr McManus, what would your son think...?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 8:41, archived)
# :D
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 20 Mar 2021, 11:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Mar 2021, 13:13, archived)

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