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# Happy 90th trip around the Sun, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 23:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 23:08, archived)
# "Uh, don't congratulate me. It sickens me."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 23:09, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 10:36, archived)
# I love Blade Runner.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 12:51, archived)
# cool flick
"lets nuke the site and orbit. it's the only way to be certain"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 13:51, archived)
# Is that a new razor delivery company?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 13:51, archived)
# isn't his head a little small
for a stormtrooper?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] They are flag crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 23:38, archived)
# Are they
Regulation size?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 23:45, archived)
# Unclear, but shouldn't the red stripes alternate up/down?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 1:53, archived)
# The Chinese slave who made them didn't know that
(rogerzilla, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 8:57, archived)
# Was instructed by the CCP to subtly undermine FREEDOM, more like
(dribble, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 9:09, archived)
# "Vexillosexual" is the preferred term, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 13:52, archived)
# What's been happening?
eh?
(lib319, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 21:18, archived)
# Dunno my internet's been down
Did those Peruvian miners ever get out?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 21:28, archived)
# They threw them back down there so Elon Musk could rescue them. Then he couldn’t be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 0:20, archived)
# "Bored of that now"
Just off to invent some new insanity, like a rocket powered skateboard with rotating saw blades on the front
(dribble, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 0:39, archived)
# on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 2:46, archived)
# Boreham wood are looking at a mid-table finish
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 21:36, archived)
# I'm gonna make a really cool logo for myself cuz all the compos suck.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 21:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:27, archived)
# Widdle me piss
(dribble, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:32, archived)
# NG PISS*
*Imported from Vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 23:15, archived)
# Pedro, my account was hacked...OBV...
...I would never say anything bad about the awesome creative compos that have brought endless hours of pure delight. I would never say anything like it took about 2 piss seconds to make up, and slap on the board. I would never say shit like that....you know me...my account was hacked...OBV.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 23:18, archived)
# Change that password!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 23:19, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 23:21, archived)
# I spent too much time on Twitter
and did a bad job of keeping an eye on this place. You?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 21:43, archived)
#
Life happened. Much prefer the kittens here now that I come to think of it.
(lib319, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:07, archived)
# yeah we're all old
but b3ta continues like a really nasty strain of VD that continues to flare up. Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:09, archived)
#
And so the wheel turns..
(lib319, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:39, archived)
# What's Daft Punk's new Merlot called?
One more wine
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 21:53, archived)
# What's Daft Punk's new Tequila called?
Around the worm
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:20, archived)
# What's Daft Punk's new cider called?
Harder Better Faster Strongbow
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:23, archived)
# What's Daft Punk's new fortified wine, beloved by Glaswegians, called?
Get Buckie
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:38, archived)
# Tron:Leglessy
is the best I could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:49, archived)
# What's Daft Punk's new Scottish soft drink called?
Tron Bru
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:50, archived)
# What's Daft Punk's new beer called?
Punk Draft...
...wait...that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 23:20, archived)
#
Draft IPA
(dribble, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 0:20, archived)
# What's Daft Punk's new Chumbawamba collaboration called?
Ardmore Reyka Fosters Strongbow
(dribble, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:43, archived)
# I have no idea about spirits so this could probably be improved
(dribble, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:55, archived)
# Needs more poltergeists
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 0:23, archived)
# Joking aside, I'm struggling to get past imagining how fucking awful that collaboration would sound.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:57, archived)
# Primary school music technology project.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 0:12, archived)
# we're up all night to
get knocked down again
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 1:05, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 6:11, archived)
# The Russians came and they bought London. And Prince Charles started disowning all of Lady Di's kids. I couldn't believe it.
(dribble, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Put A Tiger In Your Wank

Put A Tiger In Your Wank
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 20:08, archived)
# Weirdly invisible on my phone, hopefully people can anyone actually see this.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 13:38, archived)
# I only just now saw that it's animated.
Not that it makes it any better.


... Or worse 😁😉😬🤔😛🤦‍♀️🤭😂
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:13, archived)
# I hope you appreciate the effort it took
to find a SFW animated ascii porn gif and covert it to black and green.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:58, archived)
# I DO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 18:38, archived)
# You may kiss the bride.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 20:44, archived)
# I pronounce you Man and Chihuahua.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Mar 2021, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(hoochalobster, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 16:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 18:10, archived)
# Hah! :)
(hoochalobster, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 20:55, archived)
# Did they use Olestra?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Two for one deep cleaning
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Mar 2021, 12:19, archived)
# Yo dj, spin that wheel
(dribble, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 13:32, archived)
# Soapy zit wank
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 14:50, archived)
# I don't speak German, what does this mean?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 15:37, archived)
# It's a popular setting on Bosch models
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 15:58, archived)
# Scenes from the Bristol riot

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 11:50, archived)
# Top one I thought he looked a bit like jumpy guy from old b3ta
(dribble, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 11:53, archived)
# A grand day out
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 12:12, archived)
# Hold tight, lad, and think of Lancashire Hotpot
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 12:38, archived)
# The Heat Electric turtle looked as if he'd be a bit tasty in a riot
Cousins called Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and Leonardo
(rogerzilla, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 13:54, archived)
# Cracking riot Gromit!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Finish him.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 9:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 10:05, archived)
# Right in the Hofmeisters!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 4:22, archived)
# lacist
(ozof, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 4:22, archived)
# Hayters gonna hayte
(rogerzilla, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 7:05, archived)
# Once again he is cutting all time my grass
(dribble, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 7:46, archived)
# Worth four hours of anybody's time.

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(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 23:07, archived)
# can any of them buckle swash?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 1:32, archived)
# If you’ll forgive the rather agricultural language: that Batman’s a fat cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 2:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 22:20, archived)
# Tempting, but I still wouldn't vote for him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 22:36, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 2:17, archived)
# Shopped pics only
(rogerzilla, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 7:06, archived)
# haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 8:54, archived)
# :D
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 22 Mar 2021, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] BANG! and everything has gone
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 21:13, archived)
# HI I’M BARRY “BLACKFACE” SCOTT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 22:21, archived)
# You wouldn't get away with an advert like this now
(dribble, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Cresta runs
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 20:52, archived)
# Cresta bear has the best retirement
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 21:18, archived)
# I really liked Cresta, that highly colored phlegm it formed in the throat made an impressive projectile.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 22:22, archived)
#
The strawberry cresta grolly off the top of the staircase at school was one the finest sights of the 1970s.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 10:41, archived)
# I’m glad we had this little chat, I never expected to find a fellow Cresta hockle enthusiast.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 15:38, archived)
# best place to hide

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(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 18:05, archived)
# Cor, geri eh lads
(dribble, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 18:32, archived)
#
- g
+ch
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:26, archived)
# Lunghi
rather than *Blair*
(davyclam, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 21:04, archived)
# Ideally
Gillespie, of course.
Well, in the 80s.
(davyclam, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 21:06, archived)
# That’s some sturdy legs on that bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:43, archived)
# not so much BB as D-
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 17:00, archived)
# I love horses, best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 17:06, archived)
# some animals are bester than others.
(davyclam, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 21:07, archived)
# I wish they were made with real Birds Eyes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 15:32, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:44, archived)
# he's being hung out too dry.
(davyclam, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "The better way to start your day…"
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 15:07, archived)
# go to work on a wank
(dribble, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 15:12, archived)
# I like how he keeps saying
"she's fucked off"

You don't need to justify your wank to us, mate
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 18:36, archived)
# I was so trying to Make what he was saying into something
But you’ve nailed it there!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 20:34, archived)

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