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How b3ta magic is made

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 10:54, archived)

He doesn't look happy, eh readers? - Editor

(dribble, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 12:23, archived)

*chortle*

*guffaw*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 14:26, archived)

The B3no

(dribble, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 14:35, archived)

Same fun next week!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 16:15, archived)

Link to this fun pls

(dribble, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 17:19, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 17:40, archived)

All your favorite joke!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:17, archived)

The forbidden link

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:23, archived)

Not clicking that, probably a virus

(dribble, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:29, archived)

Clickin’ dis

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:30, archived)

Cheers

(dribble, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:32, archived)

Cheers

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 21:44, archived)

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christhebarker, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 0:24, archived)

should be a thing :)

(ozof, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 0:57, archived)

Definitely.

There's a thing for modifying road signs using spray paint, stickers, etc. Crossing signals would be a bit more difficult.

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 1:15, archived)

There's loads of modified ones around Edinburgh

www.atlasobscura.com/places/altered-traffic-signs

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 9:18, archived)

static.dezeen.com/uploads/2014/09/the-dancing-traffic-light_dezeen2.gif

from
www.dezeen.com/2014/09/17/interactive-dancing-traffic-lights-installation-smart-car-lisbon/

(razzle, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 9:52, archived)

Gay Dad

(rogerzilla, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 8:32, archived)

I'm getting flashbacks now

was it Koit that did the whole red vs green thing?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 14:39, archived)

I think so.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 16:15, archived)

Yes

www.highasakoit.co.uk/tlw.php

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 16:39, archived)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 14 Apr 2021, 14:43, archived)

Staycation

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2kindsofherring, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 21:08, archived)

Bring back The Wombles

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 21:11, archived)

needs some lagered-up teens tombstoning out of a tree

(rogerzilla, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 21:14, archived)

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 13 Apr 2021, 12:13, archived)

Should've gone to.....

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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 20:49, archived)

sorry. not sorry.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 18:51, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 20:44, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 21:13, archived)

:))

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 21:39, archived)

Horsie no like disco?

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 2:48, archived)

FUCK YEAH

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 2:01, archived)

THIS IS

what it's all about.

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Shlvng, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 16:20, archived)

Hello, you!

I miss seeing you give people a little head

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 16:26, archived)

Is playing cricket a source of income?

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 18:15, archived)

For professional cricketers, yes, yes it is

(woo)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 20:15, archived)

nice :)

(ozof, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 21:08, archived)

Well spotted!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Apr 2021, 23:33, archived)

"Going to the Spoons" by LS Lowry

Click for bigger (598 kb)

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christhebarker, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 17:01, archived)

This has been haunting me for weeks. Glad the theme finally fit

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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:56, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 15:51, archived)

He prefers Jackson Pollock

He's only interested in paint droppers.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 16:30, archived)

Not so fucking McGill

(dribble, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 17:04, archived)

Gary Oldbar

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 17:54, archived)

+exam

(dribble, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 21:01, archived)

“So the judge was wearing this rather far-out hat” “You mean wig?” “Nah, this was more of a long white hat”

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 22:59, archived)

On the way to court he was running through the town, upstairs and downstairs, in his night gown

(dribble, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 23:03, archived)

when the moonlight flits, across his tits, oh jesus christ almighty

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 23:37, archived)

Killing him is not going to bring back your apples

(dribble, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 0:21, archived)

(Monet) Can't buy me love.

I thought about adding a golf sale sign just for old time's sake.

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Ratsta, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:54, archived)

Well, I liked it

/ac

(dribble, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 22:22, archived)

And I like you!

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 1:46, archived)

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christhebarker, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:40, archived)

hahah!

Truth.

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:42, archived)

*bums embassy*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:51, archived)

Right in the fatwa!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Apr 2021, 15:39, archived)

Hahaha!

As if we haven't suffered enough.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 15:40, archived)

Haha good one

A bit conservative on the crowd though

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 15:51, archived)

What do you mean you’ve sold out of white hats?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 17:55, archived)

Primark is the...er...something of the western world

It's on the tip of my tongue. Marrakech? Mumbai?

(rogerzilla, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 20:16, archived)

Cardiff.

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Shlvng, Tue 13 Apr 2021, 16:21, archived)

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:45, archived)

Agreed.

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:01, archived)

(JauntyArt, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:39, archived)

Lune, etc

(dribble, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:51, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:59, archived)

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:04, archived)

I can turn him into a pipe or a sausage if u want...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:05, archived)

HER.

Also is your sig a BAH spoiler?

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:10, archived)

It's copy/paste from the b3ta newsletter

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:14, archived)

There's a newsletter?

(dribble, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:27, archived)

b3ta.com/newsletter/

If you want a copy RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX -- b3ta.com/subscribe/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:31, archived)

Disappointing lack of horses and horse riding

(dribble, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:52, archived)

oops!

Here -- https://b3ta.com/horseletter/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:54, archived)

Oh right.

Is the b3ta newsletter a BAH spoiler?

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:28, archived)

I don't know

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:32, archived)

Smoked sausage!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:12, archived)

Must be why they get so, umm, puffy

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:14, archived)

Is this from that thing the other day with the kneeling lady

(dribble, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:27, archived)

That's hard to say

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:36, archived)

Try taking Barbie out of your mouth first.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 17:56, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 18:49, archived)

I misspoke!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 20:03, archived)

Excellent

Might FP this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:35, archived)

Good morning Mo' <3 <3 <3

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:37, archived)

Good morning Pedro :) Rainy and overcast here, it looks like a London autumn

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 15:18, archived)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 21:34, archived)

portrait of a pool attendant

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squid head, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:22, archived)

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:06, archived)

Michael Barrymore is looking well

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:14, archived)

Who wore it better?

(LokiMD, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 10:38, archived)

New series of art attack!

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Apr 2021, 10:06, archived)

Neil Buchannan looks like a McGann brother now.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:14, archived)

Haha!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Apr 2021, 15:37, archived)

hat came off during the somersault

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:30, archived)

Pablo P's Discount Daycare

Special rates available for children not concerned about their carers' facial component positioning

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:54, archived)

The Man From Del Monte

(JauntyArt, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:53, archived)

What does he say?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 11:00, archived)

"Oi!

Stop throwing apples at my face!"

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:02, archived)

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 17:57, archived)

the art of the con

(ozof, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 4:53, archived)

Is that

Terry Venables?

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FridgeBadger, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:48, archived)

it may as well be

(ozof, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:53, archived)

Never before offered on b3ta: CAPTION COMPETITION - Can you think of a humorous caption for this image? Post your ideas below!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 0:11, archived)

I am a horse.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:09, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11328953

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:12, archived)

Hahah nooooooo

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:15, archived)

Yam hortz

*something about double entries being acceptable*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:15, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11328942

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:16, archived)

Well there we are, I thought the non-joke was familiar. My memory is alarmingly fucked.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:18, archived)

If this gets FP’d Pedro, that’s going to be a problem.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:22, archived)

I don't think there's anything to worry about.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:24, archived)

!!!

This should be “a thing”

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 2:10, archived)

It kind of is, in some of the more elite artists cliques

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 2:18, archived)

Pls tell me about the elite artists cliches I am eager to learn

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 2:21, archived)

just trace around the edges and then draw eyes on the nose

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 2:31, archived)

By the way, this one's name is Dustin

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 3:17, archived)

Dustin Horseman?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 4:08, archived)

Can you explain again about the edges

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 5:14, archived)

Gonna need a bigger body

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:15, archived)

Where oh where has my shoulder flag gone?!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:38, archived)

^ winner

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 2:15, archived)

why the long long face?

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:43, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 2:00, archived)

Definitely had just grow

(dribble, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 2:04, archived)

idgi

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 2:16, archived)

Tell me horse,

do you eat oysters, or snails?

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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 4:29, archived)

Tell me horse, did you eat my thesaurus? “Negative”

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 5:12, archived)

"fans distressed by leaked live-action 'my little pony' design

claiming 'marklehorse, the exiled pony princess' is just fucking abusive"

(ozof, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 6:24, archived)

Horse

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 6:47, archived)

New series of Sex And The City

(rogerzilla, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 6:53, archived)

MR HEAD! (Mr Ed)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 10:02, archived)

No, sorry.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 14:08, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 15:23, archived)

I tried my best.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 15:56, archived)

Apple inspector

Probably bindun but here it is anyway

(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 23:18, archived)

YES, IT’S DEFINITELY AN APPLE, NOW GET IT THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE PLS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:19, archived)

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