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[challenge entry] Right! Look lively...Homes Under The Hammer's on in 'alf an 'our...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 May 2021, 20:01, archived)
# I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 27 May 2021, 21:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 27 May 2021, 21:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 27 May 2021, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] RIP Eric Carle

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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:19, archived)
# This is very good. Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 27 May 2021, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 28 May 2021, 6:44, archived)
# "Busy saving the world."
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 27 May 2021, 10:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 May 2021, 10:31, archived)
# Plebman and Robbing
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 27 May 2021, 10:53, archived)
# :D Kapow! Boink! Wiff! Waff!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 27 May 2021, 11:00, archived)
# And, mister speaker, I am sure that the good people of this country would far rather we stopped looking backwards and playing politics, and concentrated all our resources on getting brexit done
oh wait, wrong bluster
(dribble, Thu 27 May 2021, 11:34, archived)
# This time next year will be zillionaires
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 27 May 2021, 11:59, archived)
# Upgraded to 4 wheels, I see
(rogerzilla, Thu 27 May 2021, 16:30, archived)
# The b3ta server, you mean
hamster wheels
(dribble, Thu 27 May 2021, 18:54, archived)
# This bastard needs to be fped
hahahah
(gijoel, Thu 27 May 2021, 12:40, archived)
# HAHA!
This is WAAAAY better than any Batman photoshop Atomic has done
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:06, archived)
# Whoa now, I wouldn't go that far.
There aren't any tits in my pict... wait.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:36, archived)
# Cheers o/'
I'm working on a very special episode. Probably the best ever.....CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2021, 1:52, archived)
# There'll be trouble...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 27 May 2021, 13:45, archived)
# BRING IT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:46, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 27 May 2021, 14:18, archived)
# Batman
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 May 2021, 15:50, archived)
# Bamtan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 May 2021, 16:00, archived)
# And Robin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 May 2021, 23:00, archived)
# Is a dynamic duo better than a static duo?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 May 2021, 0:29, archived)
# I'll pick you up in one hour, Pedro...be outside, waiting...
Pedro...be outside waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2021, 1:48, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 28 May 2021, 10:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 28 May 2021, 10:15, archived)
# BatFlanTastic
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 May 2021, 19:16, archived)
# Waffman and Derping
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 27 May 2021, 14:16, archived)
# Horr-rriffic!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 May 2021, 1:51, archived)
# Brill hehe
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 28 May 2021, 7:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 26 May 2021, 23:36, archived)
# Thank's!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 May 2021, 0:36, archived)
# Your welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 27 May 2021, 8:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 May 2021, 10:30, archived)
# GERRY ADAM’S
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 May 2021, 22:55, archived)
# Help oneself to his grapenut's what?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:36, archived)
# To his grape nut is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 May 2021, 22:56, archived)
# Love that joker
(dribble, Thu 27 May 2021, 19:48, archived)
# I told my girlfriend to hide my stash in case the dog ate it..


then i remembered i don't have a girlfriend. Or a dog :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 26 May 2021, 20:53, archived)
#
or a stash...
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 26 May 2021, 22:15, archived)
# and no mouth but I must scream
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 26 May 2021, 23:24, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 May 2021, 0:10, archived)
# Oh Pedro!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 May 2021, 1:16, archived)
# HUGZ PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 May 2021, 1:25, archived)
# Burn it with hammers which are aflame
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 27 May 2021, 6:16, archived)
# Worst. Upskirt. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 May 2021, 22:57, archived)
# Pretty sure it don't mean a thing…
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:56, archived)
# Gallows humour
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:10, archived)
# That vandals have trashed the park again?
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Wed 26 May 2021, 20:05, archived)
# But what is the thing it doesn't mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 26 May 2021, 21:27, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 May 2021, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] obligatory

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(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:18, archived)
# Do you reckoncoloured in the 'd' and the 'o' in his name (top right)
why was '' dropped from the above? Is there a super injunction in place?

d*o*m*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:24, archived)
# I like the unhappy mound of sand on the bottom right
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 26 May 2021, 19:03, archived)
# :D
(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 19:50, archived)
# It's not unhappy. Just disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 26 May 2021, 20:00, archived)
# Drawn by Princess Nut Nut, who once picked up a Sharpie by mistake
And no-one can clean it off even though they've tried gin from the drinks trolley and spraying it with Rishi's Lynx.
(rogerzilla, Thu 27 May 2021, 7:37, archived)
# Hehe.
The unwipable object.

*Insert bum joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 27 May 2021, 9:19, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 May 2021, 1:20, archived)
# Subtle. I had to hunt for it.
Mine, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 27 May 2021, 12:20, archived)
# i did wonder if i should've made it magenta
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 27 May 2021, 13:12, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 May 2021, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 May 2021, 21:46, archived)
# I misjudged the mood. Should have gone with Boris Johnson as a kamikaze pilot
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Wed 26 May 2021, 22:21, archived)
# Don't overthink it: everyone hates Mike Myers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 May 2021, 0:39, archived)
# You are wrong, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 May 2021, 1:16, archived)
# Ah. Well I guess that explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 May 2021, 22:58, archived)
# That's cos he killed all those people in Halloween
(rogerzilla, Thu 27 May 2021, 7:39, archived)
# He was putting them out of their Myers misery.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 May 2021, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 26 May 2021, 13:41, archived)
# Not particularly luxury, it's falling apart
plus asbestos etc
(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:28, archived)
# Surely it would be greater to convert it into affordable housing and/or a homeless hostel, yah?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:40, archived)
# for the almost 100 million quid taxpayers money to repair the tower many things come to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:05, archived)
# We probably lost that on aprons that don't fulfil the function of an apron, from a company that's never made aprons before, owned by a mate of priti
(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:15, archived)
# As long as they say some variant of "keep calm and carry on" on the front, that's fine.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:00, archived)
# Keep calm and let the 80 year olds pile high
(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:16, archived)
# Immigrant shelter and asylum processing centre
It's well-located for river transport so could just transport them via that intended new Royal Yacht from Kent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 26 May 2021, 17:04, archived)
# Trump Hotel
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:33, archived)
# Would not be surprised...
...in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 27 May 2021, 0:11, archived)
# nice tag
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 May 2021, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Tue 25 May 2021, 22:38, archived)
# for the grater good
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 May 2021, 0:16, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 May 2021, 5:16, archived)
# *In unison*
"THE GREATER GOOD"
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Wed 26 May 2021, 7:22, archived)
# IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
to a grater or fewer extent
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 26 May 2021, 10:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2021, 1:02, archived)
# Fuck. The Queen. In the tits.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 May 2021, 5:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:36, archived)
# You'd give it a go....wouldn't cha....you'd give it a go...*wink*wink*nudge*nudge*...
...You'd give it a go...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 May 2021, 1:20, archived)
# Reads like a horror story - Stevie Wonder
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 26 May 2021, 8:20, archived)
# Patriotic Davros, at Infest
(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 10:56, archived)
# Vyvyan Westwood
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 May 2021, 20:38, archived)
# Don't look at me, I'm irrelevant.
Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 25 May 2021, 20:47, archived)
#
Amazulu!

Oh really? 'Ahm a Glaswegian
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 26 May 2021, 9:14, archived)
# Best she’s looked in years
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 25 May 2021, 21:00, archived)
# You'll be giving her ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 May 2021, 22:34, archived)
# You complete and utter bastard
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 25 May 2021, 23:42, archived)
# Nice, have an 'EastWestwood'


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(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 26 May 2021, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 May 2021, 12:33, archived)
# Rob's aged
(rogerzilla, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] pea for compo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 May 2021, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] My basic solution:
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 May 2021, 16:29, archived)
# Give
blighty the pox?
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Tue 25 May 2021, 16:44, archived)
# Or paint it yellow, badly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 May 2021, 21:31, archived)
# Evidently my methods have failed and my point has been lost.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 May 2021, 22:17, archived)
# "Even on a clear day I can't see the point"*
*HMHB
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 May 2021, 22:25, archived)
# No, no! I LOVE cheese! :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 May 2021, 0:16, archived)
# yeah it's a load of shit m8, no offence
sorry, I mean, 'offence'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 27 May 2021, 17:30, archived)
# I've found a lump
on my Goole.
(davyclam, Tue 25 May 2021, 19:15, archived)
# IDGI...is this about butt sex?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2021, 1:06, archived)
# Often, but not this time, no.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:06, archived)
# Oh...ok....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 May 2021, 1:21, archived)
# Trying to find a table for this tuesday?

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(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Tue 25 May 2021, 14:38, archived)
# lol
but no crumplets (mini crumpets)??
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 26 May 2021, 22:03, archived)
# The dials go all the way up to 01
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 27 May 2021, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Commence throwing shit......

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:22, archived)
# sock ray blah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 May 2021, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Only "slightly" better
(allbad mostly posting pictures of spoons ... but not here, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:14, archived)
# the brown countries look like poo
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 25 May 2021, 14:47, archived)
# Better?

(allbad mostly posting pictures of spoons ... but not here, Tue 25 May 2021, 15:10, archived)
# Austria looks like a pancreas
(rogerzilla, Fri 28 May 2021, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] *shrugs
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:05, archived)
#
You seem to be confused between the Continent of Europe of which we're still part of and the EU, a political union of countries of which we're no longer part of
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Tue 25 May 2021, 16:19, archived)
# Ffs. Get a life. Or failing that... a sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 25 May 2021, 19:01, archived)
# Feeling quite refreshed, thank you.
(davyclam, Tue 25 May 2021, 19:21, archived)
# Perhaps he’s referring to the contiguous continent of Europe, rather than some angry hill of shit parked next to it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 25 May 2021, 21:03, archived)
# Just leave Wales and Scotland out of it k
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 May 2021, 21:46, archived)
# The Welsh voted for it
Although they blame the English living on the M4 corridor
(rogerzilla, Wed 26 May 2021, 7:17, archived)
# I misspoke :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:48, archived)
# I think we need a new image challenge, one with more clearly defined RULES
(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 12:09, archived)
# RULES YEAH!
Or just a better challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 26 May 2021, 20:02, archived)

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