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# Don't call him a hunk!
May make more sense if you've seen today's front page. May.
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Bollocks!

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(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 9:11, archived)
# Might happen to me with the extra weight I've put on over the past year :(
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 12:54, archived)
# I bet you're still a cute little dawgy
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 13:10, archived)
# come rub mah belly ;)
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 13:11, archived)
# Awww tubs
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 14:21, archived)
# No, this one's Crockett
The one on the right is Tubbs
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 14:23, archived)
# Crockett was my uncle’s nickname
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 15:20, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 13:10, archived)
# {:-D
(, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 1:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:28, archived)
# Barnyard, scat and dwarfs. In the same scenes
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:38, archived)
# it is contents
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 13:11, archived)
# IKR? Everyone knows it's its' in this context.
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 13:20, archived)
# No.
If in doubt, leave it out. A missing apostrophe is always less infuriating than an extra one.
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 14:02, archived)
# we'll how could i of known
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 15:00, archived)
#
Oh, bloody hell I missed that!
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 14:16, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 14:24, archived)
# You fixed it?!?
It's ruined!
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 15:00, archived)
# Its ruined
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 15:17, archived)
# FFS
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 15:19, archived)
# M'a'y'b'e w'e' s'h'o'u'l'd' h'a'v''e' 'o'n'e f'o'r' e'v'e'r'y' l'e't't'e'r' ?'
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 20:41, archived)
# That would be a lot've them
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 20:44, archived)
# That’d be a lot’ov’m
(, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 2:08, archived)
# That's actually the way it comes out of my mouth
(, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 2:20, archived)
# I did
It’s ruined
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 16:50, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 20:48, archived)
# Olympic rings

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 19:43, archived)
# Not all heroes wear grapes
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 20:11, archived)
# I BET you have raisins, Grandad...
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:05, archived)
# look like dried apricots
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 23:37, archived)
# one ring is missing
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Freebase Freestyle
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:25, archived)
# Is this really happening again? Am I going to get the blame again?
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:51, archived)
# I am, aren’t I :(
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 18:22, archived)
#
Yes
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 18:41, archived)
# You're not a bad person really.
It's just, well, sometimes you do bad things.
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 12:55, archived)
#

(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 14:33, archived)
# It's ok I'll take the fall for this one
(, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 8:53, archived)
# Freebase effpee style
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha oh fuck
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] *Yakety Sax*
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 16:58, archived)
# Pfft :)
I might be more inclined to watch the Olympics if broadcasters added comedy soundtracks to every event.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:12, archived)
# Kiss chase!
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 18:07, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:04, archived)
# Chortle
-click-
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 23:16, archived)
# Leave some hummus
for the rest!
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 17:27, archived)
# Perfect choice
(, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 1:42, archived)
# Neither of these pictures are WOT, but I think together they just about rise to the occasion.
A little scene drawn in MSPaint, the kind of which I used to post more often in the past:

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 16:31, archived)
#
And this comic whose punchline could have used more workshopping:

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 16:32, archived)
# what does WOT mean?
can you make that top one bigger, the Mars Pathfinder can't quite see it clearly.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 16:38, archived)
# Worth Own Thread...
I thought I made it smaller with html, and it's showing up small on my screen, but maybe I screwed it up. I'll try to fix it.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 16:45, archived)
# Nice arts.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 16:59, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:12, archived)
# You talented, talented bastard.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:15, archived)
# That’s lovely :)
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:50, archived)
# That's really good
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 19:29, archived)
# Looks nice on the computer.
Looks stretchy on the phone.
Computer wins. Jusssayin.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 20:44, archived)
# Phones just don't have the processing power to pull of advanced tech like height and width tags.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:21, archived)
# I forgot to mention earlier how nice this looks
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 13:20, archived)
# Stunning
I want to jump in and explore
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 13:57, archived)
# like
vry good, Ms paint is the best
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 19:55, archived)
# Freebase Semi-Fuck Cut Out
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 14:46, archived)
# 90’s Gurner
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 14:48, archived)
# 😳😯
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 15:21, archived)
#



(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:01, archived)
#
That’s beautiful
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:05, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:13, archived)
# Marry me
Just don't tell mofaha I asked you
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 20:11, archived)
# I'll think about it.


(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 20:36, archived)
# This one’s better
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:57, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:44, archived)
#
neato
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 20:45, archived)
#
atone
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:57, archived)
# eaton
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 22:23, archived)
# no eat
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 23:37, archived)
# looks like Oliver Reed on Parkinson when he was royally bladdered
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 9:10, archived)
# *digs out login details for b3takit*
*fixes bugs*
*updates a shitload of wordpress plugins*
*removes even more plugins*
*adds a coat of magenta*
...
*adds first post in 8 years*
...
*resets b3ta password*
*posts*
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/freebase-semi-fck/

See ya in 2029 fuckers!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] This for Silver...
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] One day Jeremy found himself in Tokyo...



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Oh, Jeremy (!)



Sorry I'm a day late...



H/T to
Fresh Water Mole

 
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 10:38, archived)
# Sign me up for the Bring Back Jeremy campaign
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 12:03, archived)
# Seconded
I miss Jeremy. Simpler times
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 12:50, archived)
# Heheh
It's such a great photo, that, isn't it?
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 13:12, archived)
# It's brilliant
It almost didn't even need Photoshopping
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 14:21, archived)
# Horses should not be forced to compete in the Olympics
and cunts who abuse them should not be recognised as sportspeople but as perverts.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 14:00, archived)
# Oh fuck new rules
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:48, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 15:21, archived)
# heh heh
I was thinking about Jeremy the other day.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 20:47, archived)
# and wanking furiously
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:49, archived)
# Nope...just eating my lunch.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 23:11, archived)
# FUCK! YEAH! BOLLOCKS!
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:51, archived)
# I miss Moley
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 22:11, archived)
# Hello Spazzy!
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 0:55, archived)
# Big hugs Mr Mole
Lovely to see you here if only briefly.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 0:05, archived)
# FP this now
:D
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 0:47, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 1:25, archived)
# Saw this onesie and thought it sounded more like a plea than a quiz - so made that version.
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 3:47, archived)
# this is good and I would wear this
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 7:09, archived)
#
would buy!!

need to have the word "heart" in the hole
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 13:15, archived)
# Great :D
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 16:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 3:33, archived)
# *Claps for Pizza Gnome*
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:34, archived)
# Extra hot!
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 11:49, archived)
# That’s a spicy meata ball
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] And, funnily enough, she's from Finland...
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 10:35, archived)
# Quite the "Skegness is so bracing" pose there
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 13:44, archived)
# I Yam In Ur B3tas, Ruining You Gayshift Experience
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 4:18, archived)
# Not ruining
enhancing.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 8:58, archived)
# New Tarantino?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:38, archived)
# It's a double bill
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 12:52, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 10:34, archived)
# only standard allocation of toes this time
(Standard outside the Forest of Dean, Norfolk and Aylesbury)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 11:21, archived)
# I like a lass that don't fall over in a strong wind
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 12:52, archived)
# No offense Pedro, but she has really big feet.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 13:05, archived)
# As long as she has small hands, that's the main thing
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 13:09, archived)
# Fats Waller doesn't like this.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 18:31, archived)
# *creepy organ music*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 21:05, archived)
# bigfootedhatfacebitch
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 1:36, archived)
# JEZUS. WOZ WRONG WID U?
(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 21:52, archived)
# Duck à l'orange
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 22:50, archived)
# he must be a straggler
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 0:01, archived)
# Fake, the Cult of Paisley and love are incompatible.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 19:59, archived)
# Serve it up as appetizers
The Orange Hors d'oeuvre.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 0:17, archived)
# Is this anything like a Blink 182?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 0:19, archived)
# NEVERRRRR SURRENDERRRRR
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 8:34, archived)
# God Save King Bill
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 8:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 16:49, archived)
# From part of the world where there are so few lols they actually number them
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 17:11, archived)
# “They flailed me about the flanks with a stainless steel tennis racket”
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 19:56, archived)
# Re-watched Thor the Dark World and it is shit, so I thought it needs a good speaker
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 17:33, archived)
# Tho thit you thor it twithe.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 19:00, archived)
# Imitating people with a speech impediment is ok is it? Being ironic were you? It’s different when you do it, is it?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 19:55, archived)
# Yeth.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 21:29, archived)
# These are some complicated rules you expect everyone else to follow.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 2:34, archived)
# HEY!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 3:57, archived)
# Wig doesn't match
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 19:57, archived)
# "Don't joke about killing n-words"
yeah it's so fucking confusing.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 13:50, archived)
# So this is just a rule, it’s got nothing to do with treating people with respect regardless of perceived differences? It doesn’t extend to anything else?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 21:08, archived)
# You seem confused
at the concept of not joking about killing n-words, and at the implications of supporting, defending and enabling people who do.

But that's fine. You can't be reasoned out of something you weren't reasoned into. I get it.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 21:29, archived)
# You and Pedro are Master Baiters....I'll give you that.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 1:05, archived)
# Pedro is a sweet little doggie.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 2:34, archived)
# *LICKS*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 3:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 17:15, archived)
# I never saw it, the film I mean
I saw his ass though, HIS ASS, I mean
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 19:11, archived)
# HIS ASS
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 19:56, archived)
# Amber Gascoigne
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 15:41, archived)
# Perfect. So much clearer now.
I believe I am 'puke yellow'
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 15:48, archived)
# I only travel when it's magenta
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 15:49, archived)
# How does Octo's comment show up before mine?
SO ANGERY RN
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 17:34, archived)
# It directly relates to how many allen keys you have in your house
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 18:26, archived)
# fucking, shitty allen keys
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 19:36, archived)
# How many have you?
I will reply as truthfully and accurately as possible.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:13, archived)
# At least 50. Maybe more. But then I'm in my mid forties.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 21:13, archived)
# Easily that many too.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 23:06, archived)
# ...maybe over a hundred
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 23:42, archived)
# All 5mm...
and they're either cammed out or the job requires one size up/down...
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 0:27, archived)
# haha!
My life is a constant hunt for 10mm sockets
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 3:58, archived)
# Because you are WEAK
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:39, archived)
# :( always this way
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 0:18, archived)
# PANT or PANT?
PANT it is!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 19:08, archived)
# A fashion-forward pant suit. A well-tailored pant.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 21:14, archived)
#
It would be great to see this printed off and placed in billboards at airports and train stations
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:23, archived)
# Yes!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 21:13, archived)
# DO IT
(, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 20:02, archived)
# Ah-hah-hah!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 15:41, archived)
# superb film
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 19:32, archived)
# GAYSHIFT SIMULATION LOADING...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 2:04, archived)
# GURU MEDITATION :: D3AD:B33F
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 2:10, archived)
# TAKE THAT BITCH!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 2:44, archived)
# Is this Mormon sex?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 12:48, archived)
# Not until they lie flat
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 13:10, archived)
# It's a hipster excorcism gone wrong.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 13:15, archived)
# Wonderfully, wonderfully wrong.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:40, archived)
# I KILT TEH BORD SRY LOL
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 15:35, archived)
# It's gold for team BG.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 15:07, archived)
# Penis
(, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 21:43, archived)
# Good penis?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 22:33, archived)
# Kneel before Zod.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 0:28, archived)
# Neil before Zod...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 1:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 8:38, archived)
# They win again
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!Have a Geoff Vapes

(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 9:52, archived)
# That mangina is giving me teh fear
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 18:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 19:38, archived)

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