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[challenge entry] It was a different time.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:25, archived)
# Very unorthodox setup.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:33, archived)
# It's all prerecorded
they're off their tits on cake
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:58, archived)
# So off their tits they have failed to notice that not only are the decks and mixer upside down
But also somebody has nicked the cartridge and records.

nice baps though
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 23:48, archived)
# They've had the headphones too.
The turntable isn't even spinning. We're raving to mains hum.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 19:47, archived)
# Having grooved to the sound of a generator leaving a rave
Ravey Davey Gravy style, I don't see anything wrong with that...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 21:32, archived)
# Spin that sausage bap.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 22:14, archived)
# It’s a record by Ronny Ham and The Gammons, it’s called “Pineapple Slice”.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 4:48, archived)
# Pineapple slice right on my gammon, you don’t get this if you order salmon, fuck you I won’t eat what you tell me.
Ronny Ham has left the fishmonger’s.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 4:52, archived)
# Rock n' bacon roll please.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 4:32, archived)
# His name is bread with cheese-er and he is the main geezer
He's ever so good, he's bread with cheeser good
(rogerzilla, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 10:07, archived)
# The Yeasty Girls.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 19:26, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 16:06, archived)
#
Such considered veiny detail, but......a hairless ball sack?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 16:53, archived)
# It's a fucking disgrace
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 16:55, archived)
# It's a pubelic disgrace
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 16:58, archived)
#
it's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 18:23, archived)
# I could be wrong though
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 18:52, archived)
# Hairesy?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:22, archived)
#
How you keep from going under?
(JauntyArt, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 20:43, archived)
# uh huh
uh huh huh huh huh




thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 20:56, archived)
#
youtube.com/watch?v=jMIDpJ8H7H0&t=192
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 17:19, archived)
# I Miss Carrie Fisher
and the pubes
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 18:11, archived)
# They had to reduce cabin weight any way possible.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:12, archived)
# resign!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:21, archived)
#
Back sack and crack
(JauntyArt, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 20:43, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 22:02, archived)
# Why I oughta...
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 23:23, archived)
#

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 18:01, archived)
# 3=ppb
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 18:26, archived)
# Drei Schamhaare pro Hoden.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:30, archived)
# your German is impeccable
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:52, archived)
# It's better than my French.
Trés peubés pár b'loqué.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 20:15, archived)
# Astronut
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 15:53, archived)
# Arf
Oh Pe... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 18:36, archived)
# *phones web-sheriff*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:13, archived)
# "whirr.... click".... nobody there
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:46, archived)
# PedroHin-jokes are never front-paged
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 20:22, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 0:49, archived)
# But sometimes his (ok, 'my') shitty jokes are.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 3:06, archived)
# IT'S A BLOODY DISGRACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 20:19, archived)
# Welcome to my block list, you bozo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 20:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 19:00, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 23:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 15:31, archived)
# But is it creme caramel?
and is that a Flan?
(davyclam, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 17:45, archived)
# IF it's a dessert flan
askanydifference.com/difference-between-flan-and-creme-caramel/
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 18:26, archived)
# My god
you've revealed a whole new world, a sub-culture, of which I was innocently unaware. there are people with websites about the differences between things which are totally inconsequential. how did you find this?
(davyclam, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 20:49, archived)
# i done a question
and i guess i just got lucky
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a Flan

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:50, archived)
# All your flanbase is belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 20:44, archived)
# So, no outright pornography, just cheesecake?
(Astatine, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 4:31, archived)
# Indeed.
OnlyStans, OnlyFlans, OnlyPlans, OnlyJams. I feel like this sub culture could go on for some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Aug 2021, 7:26, archived)
#
that looks like the font for only fangs?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 16:50, archived)
# Indeed. Now that's a website.
Unfortunately www.onlyflans.com was registered.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Aug 2021, 17:04, archived)
# Ooh Betty.

Click for bigger (629 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 11:17, archived)
# Neck sounds great.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 12:02, archived)
# 'PedroHin Opposing Light Technique'*
*Patent Pending
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 12:23, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 13:07, archived)
# is that an anus or a navel?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 13:08, archived)
# Is this one of rob's quizzes from the early days of b3ta?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 13:47, archived)
#
i.redd.it/tz1f26c7ulx51.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:02, archived)
# If you didn't answer "I don't want to know", I'm calling the police.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:56, archived)
# have you called them yet?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 19:12, archived)
# navus
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:21, archived)
# Navuliscious!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 1:40, archived)
# Anel
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:24, archived)
# Anelicious!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 1:40, archived)
# pænüs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 0:43, archived)
# pænüstastic!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 1:43, archived)
# That’s not a word you ænüs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 4:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Bottled bacon too
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 7:24, archived)
# Delicious. But a bit waspy.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Aug 2021, 7:36, archived)
# Well, we're all going to have to start eating insects soon anyway.
I can imagine this adding a nice spicy crunch.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:31, archived)
# Coarse grinding, is that where you swear while grinding?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:42, archived)
# Excellent as always
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 15:35, archived)
# There must be something about smugging with a full mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 2:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 23:50, archived)
# People learned to stay away from the duo in the Slayer mosh pit
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 0:20, archived)
# SAY MY MOTHER'S NAME AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 1:08, archived)
# ROBIN! ROBIN! ROBIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 11:44, archived)
# Front couple of lines at the gig
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 10:43, archived)
# Angry shag
(rogerzilla, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 22:40, archived)
# Bootleg o’lamb
(JauntyArt, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Most of our poultry...
(peasman, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:21, archived)
# It's a play on words
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:14, archived)
# Must be windy today
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:29, archived)
# But but but buttocks...
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:40, archived)
# Phwoar, double barrelled cloaca.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 20:10, archived)
# could be worse
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 21:35, archived)
# Looks like one of those lame LG15 posts.
Jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 1:09, archived)
# Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 7:09, archived)
# Corbyn shows the strain...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:45, archived)
# Has he been overdoing the Jew-baiting?
(Hemipygous, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] delurks to clog up the board with TOAP
no thrills TOAP

not that i have a modus operandi or anything

<relurks>
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 11:55, archived)
# surkärnning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:23, archived)
# Smüükk!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:21, archived)
# ngl
this is the best thing I've seen here for quite some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 22:42, archived)
# :D <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 0:26, archived)
# Yeah it’s pretty good, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 4:55, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 1:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 1:05, archived)
# Don't Be Lie.
I ain't no fuckin cat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 1:11, archived)
# oh that's right, you're The Riddler

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 1:21, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 11:45, archived)
# Just a pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 22:13, archived)
# Indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 22:50, archived)
# Someone needs to show that nice lady how to put her hand and arm properly up inside the puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Aug 2021, 4:56, archived)
# i love how it all happens so fast, she doesn't even get wet! :D
(ozof, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 7:29, archived)
# oh, but I did
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 13:09, archived)
# Actually pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Running on empty.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 25 Aug 2021, 10:33, archived)
# FUCK BUSINESS
*edit*

Actually if they were in the fuck business, they might be a bit more motivated. Is there an OnlyFans for the Conservative party? There should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 25 Aug 2021, 10:43, archived)
# Priti already has fans on special interest websites
Apparently the evil merely adds to her allure
(rogerzilla, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 11:00, archived)
# Onlyfans has banned anything obscene, so no.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:18, archived)
# After the level of publicity you can't buy:
OnlyFans suspends policy change after backlash

www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-58331722
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:50, archived)
# They suddenly realised 90% of their traffic was for grumble
(rogerzilla, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 16:49, archived)
# Seriously, they’ve known that all along. I’ve been struggling to understand this whole episode.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 18:06, archived)
# Fake! No girder.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 10:49, archived)
# Levelling up.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 25 Aug 2021, 11:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:02, archived)
# Grease-Smugg's not happy being next to the two plebs
(rogerzilla, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:18, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 5:23, archived)
# might have posted parts of this before sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 1:27, archived)
# DEXTO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 4:11, archived)
# HOTLETTES, more like
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 8:22, archived)
#
Hey hey calm down
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:28, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 15:19, archived)
# Rowdy scamps and slippery hobgoblins.
I suspect you've been in my living room on a Saturday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 23:37, archived)
# :((
ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 0:00, archived)
# Arrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 25 Aug 2021, 7:32, archived)
# {8-(
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 20:14, archived)
# better than Avatar
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 0:22, archived)
# KNIFEDICK
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 2:55, archived)

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