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[challenge entry] Dr Dangler, in the kitchen, up the jacksy with a feather duster
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 18:13, archived)
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Great work. Great creativity and very entertaining. keep up the good work.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 19:07, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 19:51, archived)
# Thanks for sharing this. It was very funny.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 20:52, archived)
# It seems to be alive again and has spilled over from Talk
More will follow. ^
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 21:24, archived)
# You weren't wrong
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 21:54, archived)
# Oh Horbs back to your coffin
And sleep for a few more years. ;)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 22:03, archived)
#
whatever happened to Herbs (taxi driver)?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 22:22, archived)
# Good question
Seemed to have gone with a lot of other regulars on links during the great flounce some years ago
(, Wed 16 Feb 2022, 17:16, archived)
#
i missed a flounce?

bugger
(, Wed 16 Feb 2022, 20:39, archived)
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(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 17:21, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by Monkeon, I made a real wordsearch.

When all the words have been found, the remaining 18 unused letters form a popular saying. The first person to find that saying wins a prize.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 16:46, archived)
# Good fun
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 18:33, archived)
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I'm glad you enjoyed it - it took me hours to make! You win half a biro. Cheers!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 18:40, archived)
# Still no sovereignty?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 19:03, archived)
#
I only included genuine benefits of Brexit!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 20:46, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 19:52, archived)
#

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(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 16:33, archived)
# Fop, Moff and Mona?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 16:40, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 19:52, archived)
# My Favo(u)rite flick! -- 9F0C5CE2175F4A7F9A9CF31C840B3380
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 20:26, archived)
#
hugh tarkin tomei!?
(, Wed 16 Feb 2022, 1:49, archived)
# Only one kind of taxi driver should be out at this time of night

(, Wed 16 Feb 2022, 1:55, archived)
# Time for the Mewtwo movement

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(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 15:39, archived)
# That cat needs to learn to wipe backwards.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 15:44, archived)
# It appears to have a huge cat mimsy
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 15:52, archived)
# A LoveHoney product that stimulates the active girl on the go
maybe
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 16:41, archived)
# ...and three tits!
Phwoar!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 18:00, archived)
# Is this the metaverse?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 16:34, archived)
# "Now I'm the grandad, and what else would I give my granddaughter but my trimetazidine dihydrochloride?"
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 13:47, archived)
# Maybe she has acute angina
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:10, archived)
# Maybe she has a cute vagina.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:33, archived)
# alright Hexachordal
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:34, archived)
# …maybe…….maybe….
….I got nothing
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:40, archived)
# *cough* she's 15 *cough*
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:43, archived)
# Score!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 17:57, archived)
# 'cringing' Arf !
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:45, archived)
# Donald Trump looking sexy again
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 16:33, archived)
# Fuck Off
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 17:57, archived)
# 😭
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 18:10, archived)
# Finally, the truth
{:-D
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 18:02, archived)
# It was time atomic learned the truth
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 18:10, archived)
# ...that Batperson was his mum.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 18:17, archived)
# For real bruh
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 18:53, archived)
# Laugh it up, Fuzzballz!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 19:48, archived)
# Hahahahahaha atomic loves this, I can tell
(, Wed 16 Feb 2022, 3:34, archived)
#

(, Wed 16 Feb 2022, 10:09, archived)
# THIS is how it's done!
(, Wed 16 Feb 2022, 12:04, archived)
# Yeah Pedro!
Take notes!
(, Wed 16 Feb 2022, 13:31, archived)
# I misread that
The internet has destroyed my brain
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:48, archived)
# #thatsthejoke
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 15:00, archived)
# This is actually child abuse
Enforced medication, Dr Mengele would be so proud of the ROC and CAS.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:36, archived)
# ^
Still, at least they have the decency to spin an even more absurd excuse than Maria Sharapova's reasons for taking a banned angina drug (it was prescribed by her 'family doctor' for an unspecified 'health reason', despite the fact she'd lived in the USA since she was 7 years old and the drug in question wasn't licensed there).
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:36, archived)
# ^yes
Because 'sport' and politics
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 18:10, archived)
# Thanks for your fascinating and insightful contribution
(, Wed 16 Feb 2022, 9:01, archived)
# Worst rebrand ever
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 10:45, archived)
# just leaving an unsolicited comment
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 11:05, archived)
# QUICK! CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE!!!!
Happy Candles!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 11:12, archived)
# Happy Candlemas!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 11:13, archived)
# IDGiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Some people take playing games far too seriously.....
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 9:26, archived)
# AS it is in the game, so it is in reality.
Whoever holds Autralia has the best chance of winning.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 10:29, archived)
# love the bulldog shitting itself
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 11:15, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 11:22, archived)
# Look at the cock on that horse!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 20:07, archived)
# Well at least its not Jive Tarkin
telling no lies
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 22:08, archived)
# Not sure if you saw
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 22:31, archived)
# Ha! Must have missed it
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 6:50, archived)
# How about this one?…Did you see this one?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:42, archived)
# Thread ruiner.
I quickly threw this together to try to offset the damage you've done:
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:56, archived)
# Stop Tarkin Shit.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 20:06, archived)
# Has anyone seen this one?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 20:50, archived)
# FFS
There's no way out of this. Tarkin thread totally ruined.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 21:47, archived)
# Er...
Fred Durst did a lot of Tarkin when he was in Limp Brizkit. Fixed!
Anyway, I'm not the one who started the beef, so don't you be accusing me of no derailment, thank you very much. Good day.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 22:06, archived)
# Bloody Meatz
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 22:12, archived)
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(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 1:03, archived)
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(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:57, archived)
# Hello
mailpg
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 15:29, archived)
# You're supposed to shop stuff
Not just scan today's front page
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 17:25, archived)
# Right.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 21:18, archived)
# 50p! would buy
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes, you just have to get these things out of your head ASAP, even if all you have to hand is MS Paint.

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(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 15:03, archived)
# What lip-matching algorithm do you use?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 15:22, archived)
# The resize tool in Paint is incredibly powerful.
I thought about doing "Mona Lipa", but I can't be arsed. You can have that one if you like.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 19:30, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 19:43, archived)
# Like it.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 20:39, archived)
#
Weirdos
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 20:49, archived)
# {:-)
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 22:29, archived)
# Pfft
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 22:30, archived)
# parp
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 23:30, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 6:17, archived)
# I like this
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 12:00, archived)
#
what is WRONG with you people? are we all losing perspective?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 12:49, archived)
# perspective?
are you one of them fancy "three-dee artistes" or summat?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 20:28, archived)
# Her lips say Yes, but her earlobes say Put me on a truck, Back Off mudflaps , Yosemite Sam!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:37, archived)
# Tabloid headline writers getting a gift in the near future
some quick dirty goodness


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(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 13:46, archived)
# You join us from the luge...
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 11:34, archived)
# We would definitely be Olympic Champions in the 'Lazy Huckster' event
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 11:52, archived)
#
and the two bob
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 14:11, archived)
# Followed immediately by the ski-jump.

(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 12:36, archived)
# Have a bit of Liz Truss diplomacy!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 13:25, archived)
# Good heavens :O
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 13:28, archived)
# You can almost see
her pork markets!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 13:43, archived)
# haha!
Get a load of THESE trade deals!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 13:50, archived)
# That
is a DISGRACE
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 15:12, archived)
#
HA
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 17:13, archived)
# One eyed Jack's yearning to go a peeping in a seafood store!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 14:09, archived)
#
This for those who don't find the Toyah vids enough of a challenge?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] 4 letter words

(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:55, archived)
# Bono's Mumhole
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 23:08, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 12:02, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 19:50, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnetic bollocks
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 22:30, archived)
# I'm assuming all of the words are interchangeable with
"cunt"...
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 1:08, archived)
# A hat belonging to which green campaigner travelled in its own first class airline seat?
That sort of question?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 9:52, archived)
# Are you a lawyer?
You seem pro-bono to me.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 11:39, archived)
# It's pretty obvious,
you could say, writ large.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 21:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 21:19, archived)
# IMAX?
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 21:59, archived)
# Immac
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:01, archived)
# Did u know Pedro Hin is an anagram of Hide Porn?
Coincidence? I think not.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:46, archived)
# DELETE THIS!
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:53, archived)
# :Oh Pedr:O
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 0:41, archived)
# {:-D
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 22:36, archived)
# DISGUSTING
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 12:02, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:53, archived)
# Cry havoc
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 1:17, archived)
# Timothée Shalome
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 15:24, archived)
# oh my!
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 15:34, archived)
# Mum couldn't find a pudding bowl, used a cake tin.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 20:21, archived)
# Tiny Tim wearing a used tape head cleaner for a hat to show his green credentials
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 21:59, archived)
# Take a ride on my furry wheel
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 12:03, archived)
# Tucker's Matrix
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Struggling on this...
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] 2015 called....
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:38, archived)
# Anal?
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:45, archived)
# I'm okay for now, thanks.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:47, archived)
# you've changed
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:31, archived)
# This is great
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:56, archived)
# No sovereignty?
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 15:07, archived)
# I see an ASS
I want my piece of ASS, Rees-Mogg
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 20:51, archived)
#
Democracy?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 18:36, archived)
# cause != benefit
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] \0/
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 10:24, archived)
# Cry 'Avocado'! And let slip the dogs of war
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 10:40, archived)
# Ah yes, Mark Antony in Julius Caesar, Act 3, Scene 1,
Then in Act 3, scene 2:
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pears."
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:07, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE : Shakespeare and Fruit
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 21:18, archived)
# The Melon Wives of Windsor
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:41, archived)
# Twelfth Melon
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:42, archived)
# The Comedy of Melons?
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:46, archived)
# King pear
(, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 22:08, archived)
# Excuse me?
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:02, archived)
# Culture Mofaha, It's culture.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:32, archived)
# Interesting puzzle, this one.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:13, archived)
# Yeah. I can't solve it either.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:55, archived)
# tag yourself
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 0:43, archived)
# I feel like number 11 today
:D
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 9:45, archived)
# “As PedroHin awoke one morning from uneasy dreams…
“… he found himself transformed in his bed from a tiny dog.”
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 9:50, archived)
# 11 isn't a dog?!?
...5 then!
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 9:52, archived)
# I'm sorry. We have to accept your first answer.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 10:25, archived)
# Ok then. I'm fine being a bent-antlered poppyseed bun.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:11, archived)
# Just avoid people with apples and you'll be okay.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 20:25, archived)
# #4
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:03, archived)
# 13.
(see above)
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 10:27, archived)
# 6 with added dust
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 10:34, archived)
# 7
looks like a poo I once done
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 11:44, archived)
# 7 Please
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 14:39, archived)
# 5, whatever it is.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 20:31, archived)
# 8
I'm beet
(, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 14:31, archived)

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