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# Because weather isn't funny

This took far too long
(Great_Boo, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 21:17, archived)
#
(Great_Boo, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 22:33, archived)
# Hide them in the kids section in the library
Between The Tenth Planet and The Brain of Moebius.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 21 Feb 2022, 17:48, archived)
# TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 19:16, archived)
# But he never does his job
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] He's doing his job
Replacing covid lockdowns with it's a bit windy lockdowns. Stay in your homes (Unless they get flooded or trees fall on them, then do something else)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 17:52, archived)
# are you a god?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you ๐ŸŽ, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Simpler times
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh hello it's Wincey!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 15:52, archived)
# Ooh, I've got tenk handles!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 15:53, archived)
# I marvel at your candle count
I hope you do not burn yourself.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 16:08, archived)
# Should be Lampposts!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 18:43, archived)
# Happy Candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 19:00, archived)
# Ten Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandles!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 19:37, archived)
# fucking A, brb
happy candles, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 16:22, archived)
# Gorn Kettley is a weatherman
(rogerzilla, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] and so is Michael Antedian
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 18:53, archived)
# And so is Vidiian McCaskill
(rogerzilla, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 20:40, archived)
# happy candly thingies
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 17:44, archived)
# Happy Candles
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 18:37, archived)
# Wind with the Gorn
Happy candles.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 19:27, archived)
# i dont have to have a reason
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 15:47, archived)
# you are clearly not in love with feet like some others here
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 16:23, archived)
# I think you've been misled....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 19:23, archived)
# SHHH
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 19:56, archived)
#
oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Storm veinylovetree blows in

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 13:32, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 17:46, archived)
# Hah
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Mon 21 Feb 2022, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 12:50, archived)
# Hello Dali!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 12:58, archived)
# If Ballymoran won't do it....
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 12:19, archived)
# Waaay better than one of his!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 12:46, archived)
#
he would never stoop to comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 12:50, archived)
# but YOU did!
*sheds a tear of joy*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 12:51, archived)
# I'll wait for The Sue Grey report
or mr horrible
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 12:58, archived)
#
Beautiful
(JauntyArt, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 13:03, archived)
# \o/
b3ta.com/board/11361375
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 14:26, archived)
#
Ha! I missed those ones.
(JauntyArt, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes I wonder if I've just been wasting my time. Grrrrr
Click for bigger (191 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] \0/
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 11:17, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 11:36, archived)
# I chuckle
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 3:36, archived)
# teh snow quo :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 11:17, archived)
# โ™ชLet it Quo, let it Quo, let it Quo...โ™ซ
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 13:29, archived)
# I was gonna use regular snowmen, but teh Quo is funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 18:42, archived)
# absolutely :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 19:02, archived)
# Wish You Were Here With A Shovel
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I wish...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 18:41, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 19:24, archived)
# OMG is NyanCat OK?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 19:56, archived)
# I hope you’re sitting down.
Heโ€™s dead.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 23:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 23:22, archived)
# Noooooooooo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 21 Feb 2022, 0:03, archived)
# He's in the Heavens now.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Feb 2022, 4:19, archived)
# We'd be great at this, we really would.
(makey_nicey_soupy If you are reading this, then you are reading this, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(makey_nicey_soupy If you are reading this, then you are reading this, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
Click for bigger (408 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 21:32, archived)
#
This is amazing!
(JauntyArt, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 15:15, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Michael 'Nostradamus' Fish... or Fishy, to his mates.
(makey_nicey_soupy If you are reading this, then you are reading this, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 17:49, archived)
# You could have LGBT weather forecasts in 1987
Then the Tories brought in Section 28 a year later
(rogerzilla, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 9:43, archived)
# Nerdy two panel london underground name jokes
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 16:07, archived)
# I kern see what you did there
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 17:27, archived)
# Not nerdy two panel london underground name jokes
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 17:33, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 18:23, archived)
# Ahhh!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 21:17, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbAVNKdk9gA
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 0:03, archived)
#
I was just about to do a two panel joke about Kings Cross and Kings Happy when suddenly I haemorrhaged.
(Great_Boo, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 19:46, archived)
# Border radius 50 percent
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 19 Feb 2022, 19:21, archived)
# finally a challenge I can enter
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 21 Feb 2022, 17:39, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 18:41, archived)
# If I was any good with photoshop, this wouldn't take so long
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 21 Feb 2022, 19:40, archived)
# Oh you terrible man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 22 Feb 2022, 1:51, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 11:44, archived)
# His eye follows you round the room
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 12:46, archived)
# Ewwwww
Cliff gives me the fantods
(rogerzilla, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 15:33, archived)
# Word of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 15:37, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 19:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry. Not sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 11:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 14:40, archived)
# hull, please
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 21:10, archived)
#
This guy's stood around looking slightly perplexed...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 21:39, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - WEATHER

Weather, there's a lot of it about and it's giving us a kicking, so lets make fun of it.
Make Sun, Snow, Wind and Rain think again with the power of gifs and jpgs.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 7:59, archived)
[challenge entry] YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 10:01, archived)
# is that Snoop Chihuahua?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a pea. super.



(ozof, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 12:22, archived)
#
Took me a moment...
(Great_Boo, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 14:35, archived)
# Eunice had been blowing like a hurricane down south...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 21:00, archived)
# The Nimble brand is still going, apparently
So changing subject completely, can anyone recommend a good webhost? Only basic and Wordpress needed. Pref. UK or EU.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 21:05, archived)
#
I'm very happy with BGO Cloud. Based in Sofia, Bulgaria (where I live), they are a completely independent EU company. Great for Wordpress hosting, domain registration etc. Here: www.bgocloud.com
(Great_Boo, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 21:20, archived)
# my favourite sentence I learned to say in Bulgarian is
shteti razbije jaichnitsite na omelet ... or however you write it in ABC. all I remember is 6teti. somewhere was a 4.

to a female: I know how to say something in BG. oh yeah, what is it? I can't say it it's not nice. go on I won't get mad. ...
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 23:19, archived)
#
hostinguk.net
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 21:48, archived)
# Oh, I'd assumed those were 'drimble' balloons.
(Agent Pr1ck llวษฏs วษฅส‡ sส‡I ห™วษ”ษld sแด‰ษฅส‡ วส‡ษษฅ l, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 22:17, archived)
# Mythic Beasts have been good for my needs.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 8:19, archived)
# +r
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 8:41, archived)
# Airy armpits
(rogerzilla, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 21:48, archived)
# She retired from music and now drives an ambulance
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 8:38, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 9:38, archived)
# A doppler shift in her career.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 0:57, archived)

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