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[challenge entry] had to be done
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:04, archived)
# Jesus, what a way to spend your final years.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:07, archived)
# Brb, gonna rewatch Munich 1982 in its entirety.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:25, archived)
# ha
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:13, archived)
# not enough tinfoil
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:27, archived)
# Excellent
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:49, archived)
# That’s Eno’s house in the background I think
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:58, archived)
# This is a still from one of their Sunday home vids, isn't it?
(, Fri 13 May 2022, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Tom Waits for no man.

Not that much different to the original tbh :)
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 10:30, archived)
# Glad you mentioned Tom, thought it was Ron Howard
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:04, archived)
# It's Lance Armstrong surely
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 18:52, archived)
# Which Rule of Acquisition is that?
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:16, archived)
# #2
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:59, archived)
# lovely
(, Tue 10 May 2022, 2:58, archived)
# Is there an awful lot of this atm ?
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 9:34, archived)
# merry candlemass
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 10:50, archived)
# Thanks, still only a young pretender really
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 11:15, archived)
# How do you get down from that?
(You don't, you get down from a duck)
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 11:10, archived)
# Saddley I have no idea!
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 11:17, archived)
# Stop horsing around, rein it in before it becomes a horse pun thread
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 11:18, archived)
# Well I wouldn't want to stirrup any more ill will on here, quite a bit about already!
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 11:24, archived)
# Don't nag, or you'll get hoofed off!
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 11:30, archived)
# We shouldn't blanket this thread with responses, its a foal idea
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:08, archived)
# Or, on the other hand !
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 14:04, archived)
# True though its the Lippi zanzers that I don't look forward to
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 14:48, archived)
# something something vet lube.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 18:49, archived)
# madness!
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:26, archived)
# CANDLES!!!
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 13:27, archived)
# Why the long legs?
Also, happy candles.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:17, archived)
# o/\o *high five* You made it kid…
…it’s all downhill from here.
(, Tue 10 May 2022, 2:13, archived)
# Welcome to the Metaverse
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 8:38, archived)
# Being mark malkovich
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 9:08, archived)
# Also, UsVsTh3m is looking well
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 9:09, archived)
# How can it rest in peace when you keep digging it up
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 16:01, archived)
# Mr Z seeks
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoa!
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:24, archived)
# if there's one thing worse than reposts
it's deleting the original post first

what, you expect a cookie?
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 5:18, archived)
# BUMP
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 9:21, archived)
# They give cookies for reposts now?
Vere posh. In my day it was a bumming.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 10:45, archived)
#
I think I originally posted it in the main board.
(, Wed 11 May 2022, 22:04, archived)
# Oh dear.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:08, archived)
# LOOK AT MY PIKCHA!
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 23:24, archived)
# Arf.
And the Brits do have a soft spot for a wife-beater.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:05, archived)
# Mine's a pint, cheers.
(, Tue 10 May 2022, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 23:20, archived)
# You have my click
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 5:19, archived)
# bleep click
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 7:53, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit and piss.
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 22:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Sun 8 May 2022, 21:33, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 22:41, archived)
# Lush
Clickened
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 4:26, archived)
# wanna clicky click ahhhh
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 7:54, archived)
# Vicky's been overdoing the fake tan again
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 7:56, archived)
# Aces
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:15, archived)
# utterly brilliant
(, Tue 10 May 2022, 14:03, archived)
# I still fancy Mel C...
(, Tue 10 May 2022, 19:02, archived)
# Quick Question about Profiles
I am wanting to create a profile, but when I go into settings, it says "you can't yet create a profile"

since I still don't know much about the site, why does it say that and if I do have to wait, how long will I have to wait to be able to create a profile?

(PS. I tried to look for an answer on FAQ but I haven't been able to find an answer about making profiles so this is kinda of my last option)
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 20:45, archived)
# You have to give rob some money
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 20:48, archived)
# Then you can choose an icon from this selection

(, Sun 8 May 2022, 21:02, archived)
# So... you are new here then?
Prepare to be most likely bummed***.

Repeatedly

***may not be true
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 0:19, archived)
# Someone might help
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:13, archived)
# I will…
…not.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 3:44, archived)
#
This is your profile. Isn’t it?
Are you trying to edit it?
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:16, archived)
# Be careful because some people just keep replying for attention
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:19, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:25, archived)
# What do you mean "go into settings"?
There's no such thing, there's just "update your profile", up there. ^
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 5:20, archived)
# Just click this:
b3ta.com/users/update.php

I promise it's not a trick. You can trust me.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 14:29, archived)
# My system32 got deleted
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Liberty X leading the people

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(, Sun 8 May 2022, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Hallelujah!
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 19:42, archived)
# Rusty Lee and Ruby Wax doing the bin liner dance
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 19:55, archived)
# Heheh
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 19:58, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:22, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 7:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Composition with Red Blue and Yellow Submarine
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 19:01, archived)
# And I like thsi
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:44, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 0:15, archived)
# S’more of your (marsh)mellow art?
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:23, archived)
# It’s not art.
It’s real.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 3:41, archived)
# Why his hands so white? What’s wrong with you boy?
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Virtual Arnolfini

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(, Sun 8 May 2022, 17:18, archived)
# Haha!!
Lovely!
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:12, archived)
# that is superb
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 23:22, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Sunday morning going slow... I'm talking to the radio...
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 16:44, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 17:11, archived)
# Is that Marc “Kangaroo Foot” Almond?
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:06, archived)
# That's a gahl-darned dog's foot, Bobby!
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 20:24, archived)
# Wuff!
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:25, archived)
# At least it wasn't a Barbie foot sticking out of there...
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:27, archived)
# Time Lord to Crime Lord
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 16:36, archived)
# is that supposed to be funny?
because it isn't
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 16:39, archived)
# Thought I'd strayed onto the daily mail for a mo
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 16:55, archived)
# Ha ha ace troll
He’s Scottish
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 17:01, archived)
# What, another one?
Fuckin' Scotch, comin' overe 'ere, eatin' our biscuits. Bring back the birch.
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:01, archived)
# This would be funnier if you hadn't let slip your own unironically anti-Scottish sentiments in the past,
you trying-too-hard racist hypocrite
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:41, archived)
# Link?
You weird grudge-bearing, nationality/race-confused prick
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 19:41, archived)
# Not seeing much linking going on here.
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 21:49, archived)
# The new Doctor to be played by a non-White actor, who is very famous for being in shows favoured by the younger demographic,
so naturally all the elderly racists are going "Who? Never heard of him" and "WOKE BBC WARRRGARBLE LICENCE FEE".

Fixed it for you.

I doubt they'll be happy until someone clones Tom Baker.
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 17:10, archived)
# Fuck off, cunt.
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:00, archived)
# nil points
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:01, archived)
# Weird, I sort-of remembered you were ok
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:07, archived)
# Not even thinly-disguised racism.
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:27, archived)
# Yeah, you'd think this was /links.
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:34, archived)
# You misspelled /talk
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:41, archived)
# If you really think that,
you're thicker than you look.
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 20:34, archived)
# The reason I really think that
is because racists do their racism there all the time.

Joking about killing n-words is racism. They do that over there. They think it's funny.

Now get on with searching for my anti-Scots 'racism' you peculiar twat.
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 21:47, archived)
# “They”? You post there. Say “we”.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:26, archived)
# I don't interact with the ones who use the n-words other to suggest they kill themselves ASAP.
I try to get through to the ones who see no problem with their friends using the worst kinds of racist language, but it's tricky because they're stupid cunts.

You're actually friends with the person who jokes about killing n-words though, so I don't think you get to criticise me. You're a racist enabler.

Weird how you can be nice here but friends with the worst elements of society there.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 14:54, archived)
# I reject your hypothesis
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:58, archived)
# Well that didn't go down well.
I wonder why....
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 19:17, archived)
# Because we are all woke virtue-signallers who don't want to admit that we're secretly massive racists, I think
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 20:19, archived)
# turtle power
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 23:17, archived)
# Every race is shit and I hate every single one of them.
People are garbage.
What a great world this would be without them.
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 23:35, archived)
# But then of course you wouldn’t be here to celebrate. Sad times atocim. And whatever you’re smoking, change it.
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:31, archived)
# …uh…I meant besides me…
…andtehyungasianchix!
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 3:39, archived)
# TOO LATE
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 19:55, archived)
#
Fuck off with the racism.
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 20:28, archived)
# B3ta really wasn't the best place to post this joke
Some of the replies you received are a bit self-righteous but then that's b3ta and you should have known that before posting that joke (which was gonna upset some people here)
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 8:13, archived)
# What a cunt you are
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(, Mon 9 May 2022, 9:05, archived)
# FPTN
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 14:56, archived)
# It’s more self-righteous on the inside
(, Tue 10 May 2022, 2:54, archived)
[challenge entry] For all you oldies out there
Do album covers count as "art"?


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(, Sun 8 May 2022, 16:25, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 15:47, archived)
# Oh Hai!
I'm Bob Cranium
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 17:24, archived)
# i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 16:11, archived)
# LOL NEAT!
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 16:42, archived)
# that's deeply disturbing
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 16:17, archived)
# Consider the source
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 16:40, archived)
# When you're a few years older I'll send you a link to my Instagram
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 16:40, archived)
# pff
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 16:45, archived)
# *looks at watch*
..... ooooo kkaaaaaay... NOW! www.instagram.com/pedro.hin/
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 17:00, archived)
# Do you not get your tits out at all?
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:08, archived)
# Some things are best left in my head and behind these walls :)
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 18:09, archived)
# Oh hai Bob Crane.
How's your cloaca?
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 19:18, archived)
# It’s a cracker
(, Mon 9 May 2022, 2:39, archived)
# and notorious pornographer
(, Sun 8 May 2022, 19:41, archived)

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