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[challenge entry] Time to celebrate another year on the throne!
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 15:17, archived)
# The worst toilet in Westminster
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 15:23, archived)
# Probably the only working one
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 16:52, archived)
# Royal Flush beats anything
(, Sun 29 May 2022, 19:08, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(, Sun 29 May 2022, 21:06, archived)
# Long live the new republic!
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 19:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 14:41, archived)
# John thaw
John stillfrozen
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 14:42, archived)
# Vanilla water
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 14:43, archived)
# Bergerac after global warming
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 14:48, archived)
# Don’t get this one
Ok I got it.
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 17:54, archived)
# Now do Lay Ricotta
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 15:02, archived)
#
Bit cheesy m8
(, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 15:17, archived)
# FFS
You should be ashamed
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 16:53, archived)
#
Ray Liotta / Ray Liottaman
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 17:07, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 19:57, archived)
# I just noticed the horrible transition in the boob area.
I am terrible at this. People should stop me.
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 20:05, archived)
# RA Y I OUGHTTA
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 23:21, archived)
#
*Shakes fist*
(, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 8:45, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 9:14, archived)
#

(, Fri 27 May 2022, 10:10, archived)
# Post this image one more time, and we’ll send you back to /talk in a cardboard box.
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 14:20, archived)
# I think he's been trying to get banned for a few months now.
Just do something else if you're not enjoying yourself, innit.
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 14:23, archived)
# <3 <3 I enjoy you <3 <3
~.~;;
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 14:33, archived)
# ffs Pedro
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 16:23, archived)
# I enjoy you more
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 16:24, archived)
#
Pathetic
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 16:31, archived)
# You?...
....ehhh, notsomuch
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 16:31, archived)
# Tells the right time twice a day
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 17:57, archived)
# WELL JEL
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 17:47, archived)
#

(, Sat 28 May 2022, 6:11, archived)
# I'm still waiting for a New Jack and Abdullah The Butcher kaleidoscopic study from you.
(, Sat 28 May 2022, 14:48, archived)
# I'm just messing with him...I really don't give a fuck either way. XD XD XD
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 14:41, archived)
# Do I need a reason?
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 19:07, archived)
# Yikes
I need to remove this from my head
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 21:35, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Sat 28 May 2022, 2:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:53, archived)
#
🥱
(, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:32, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT Dorries Poetry
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 12:17, archived)
# Jesus fucking christ
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 12:40, archived)
# RAP-Tastic!
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 13:03, archived)
# *£__£*
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 14:24, archived)
# FP this on a weekly basis until Xmas
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 14:52, archived)
# Haha!
Yes.
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 19:42, archived)
# just chillin' on a Thursday evening
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 23:32, archived)
# Big toe
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 0:02, archived)
# The Biggest Toe
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 0:20, archived)
# WHY
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 1:32, archived)
# Cuz YOU!
That's why.
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 3:03, archived)
# that's sooooooooo sexy!
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 20:55, archived)
# Done a Big Dog Doo
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 23:19, archived)
# <3 white poo
#notracist
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 23:23, archived)
# Santa came down the filth chimney
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 0:02, archived)
# 1970s big dog
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 7:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:04, archived)
#
Pfft!
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:06, archived)
# She's jealous
😤
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:37, archived)
# Correction:
BATFUCK
BATWANK
BATSHIT
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 21:20, archived)
# PRECISELY ROBIN
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 21:36, archived)
# -cor
+e
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 21:43, archived)
# BeATSHIT breakdown
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 21:49, archived)
# BASTWANK
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 23:01, archived)
# In what order should we be doing this?


There's a 66% chance of doing it wrong, if you have access to all three.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:21, archived)
# I'm going for ...
shit, fuck, wank.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:50, archived)
#
I think this is the right order. Although the gif itself starts with fuck.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:31, archived)
#
I can't wait that long for a poo
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 20:15, archived)
# What, 2 mins?
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 21:50, archived)
# sex wouldnt take me that long, perhaps that's the problem
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 10:35, archived)
# always wank first. Then shit, then fuck
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 22:26, archived)
# So wrong...
...you're all too old to be wanking and fucking in the same day. Probably shitting 3 times a day; thus:
Shit
Wank
Shit again
Plan to fuck next week
Shit again
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 2:56, archived)
# OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 2:57, archived)
# Michael Jackson told me...it's Human Nature.
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 3:00, archived)
# I think I told you...
I'm a lover, not a fighter!
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 3:02, archived)
# The girl is mine. I paid for her, along with the boys.
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 18:00, archived)
# Nice, have a pea
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 7:57, archived)
# Gary Baby Legs

Nothing to do with this post but I’m excited for b3ta that The Gorn are the big bad in Star Trek Strange New Worlds. That show has been great so far.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:21, archived)
# Cool. I'm discovering Next Generation.
I really quite like it. Missed it first time around.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:47, archived)
# TNG is the best.
Also TOS is the best.

Furthermore, TAS is the best.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:58, archived)
#
I really enjoyed TNG, Enterprise, and Voyager. Proper Trek. Never really got into DS9.
Strange New Worlds is a return to form after disastrous Picard and shonky Discovery.
Expanse is good if you like that kind of thing. Except the pilot which is a bit shit.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:06, archived)
# Not seen new Trek but have watched plenty of RLM and it sounds horrendous
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 18:48, archived)
# Disco was absolutely shite. Trek does not make for good serials generally.
SNW has been great so far, and not just because of what preceded it. Used to watch RLM but Mike really started getting on my tits.

Have a look at Star Trek Continues.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:22, archived)
#
I’ve been loving watching Mike’s decline into insanity.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:32, archived)
#
DS9 seemed like a dystopian pseudospiritual shitshow of a misstep to me, and it didn't compare to Babylon 5 at the time.

I liked everything about Voyager except the most of the cast, most of the characters, the entire premise, and the writing. But at least it belonged to the Trek universe.

Enterprise is my favourite post-TNG Trek. You just need to skip the abominable theme song.

STD and STP are entirely unbearable. Alex Kurtzman clearly hates Star Trek. I'd say I'd give SNW a chance, but Kurtzman and co have sapped all my good will.

Perhaps one day when the copyrights are all expired someone will come along and produce some real Star Trek, but I can't see things improving under the current regime.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 20:22, archived)
#
Definitely give SNW a go. I’m similarly sapped but it’s been wonderful.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 20:38, archived)
# Star Trek Continues
I’ve probably plugged that to you before.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 21:22, archived)
# Is that like Phase 2 with the Elvis impersonator Kirk?
Because that shit is AWESOME.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 21:46, archived)
# Pretty much
They’re all free online and the second series has John de Lancie as a guest star. Also Chris Doohan playing Scotty.

The unofficial second part to Mirror, Mirror is probably my favourite. His evil Kirk is absolutely chilling at times.

www.startrekcontinues.com/episodes.html
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 22:07, archived)
# cool
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:43, archived)
# all of those are cool
and Stargate. lots of things with stars are cool. not all
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:45, archived)
# you mean like The Last Starfighter?
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:47, archived)
# yeah
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:47, archived)
# what about Starsky & Hutch?
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:48, archived)
# that was never really my thing
not enough space pew pew
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:48, archived)
# Star by Erasure?
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:51, archived)
# that band I forgot about?
possibly yes or no
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:01, archived)
# Dog Star?
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:04, archived)
# BraveStarr
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:05, archived)
# BRAVESTARR
Eyes of the hawk, ears of the wolf
BraveStarr
BRAVESTARR
Strength of the bear, speed of the puma

I often get this as an earworm, so thanks a lot.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 23:01, archived)
# I have been having this again since I thought I should write it here
Tex Hex #nevaforget growing up with television
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 23:21, archived)
# Ringo Starr?
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:05, archived)
# I liked him with his other mates in that band we all remember
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:06, archived)
# Rory Storm and the Hurricanes, brilliant band
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:11, archived)
# Starrs on 45
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:39, archived)
# A man who plays drums like a headless hamster. Coincidence?
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 18:29, archived)
#
Kier Starmer?
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:59, archived)
# don't know who that is, I'm a Western culture pariah
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 20:34, archived)
# Nothing to do with this post but
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:53, archived)
#
I don’t know why but that made me wildly uncomfortable.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:07, archived)
# Because it's the truth.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:25, archived)
# I am liking it too, but could have done without the spoiler
I suppose now I’ll have to get so pissed that I forget before I watch today’s episode.

They need to dial nurse Chapel back a bit.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:13, archived)
#
It’s not much of a spoiler for the episode. Does nothing to spoil the content of another excellent episode.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:34, archived)
# OOF!
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 1:33, archived)
# Ducky!

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(, Thu 26 May 2022, 13:22, archived)
# Smoke me a kipper

Click for bigger (206 kb)
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:45, archived)
# I predict that there will be some beach volleyball.
And that Dave Lister will die in an ejection seat accident.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:46, archived)
# And if you watch it with German dubbing, Ace will seem extremely gay
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 13:10, archived)
# GummiStiefel!
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 14:42, archived)
# I like this

(, Thu 26 May 2022, 13:20, archived)
# I thought this was Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 22:28, archived)
# <3
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 0:06, archived)
# I had never consided the similarity
His name is 𝕮̡̯̩͕̹͚̂̅ͪ̀𝖆̸ͪͦ̈́͛̋̋̚͢͢͝͏̮̀𝖗̷̛̲̞͇̿ͯ̐̅͢͡𝖑̡̙͉̥͋́͝

Click for bigger (1901 kb)
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 11:45, archived)
# He looks like Elton John now
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 14:27, archived)
# Got to get the band back together
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 15:40, archived)
# Winnar!
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 15:40, archived)
# I think imma have a broodwich for lunch
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 15:41, archived)
# Ha ha!
Nice!
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 16:10, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 18:54, archived)
# What they couldn't have called at least one Jawline or Jawbone?
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:10, archived)
# Cleanshave
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 18:57, archived)
# Am I alone?
I haven’t seen Top Gun but everything I have seen tells me that I would find to be absolute boring shite.

Saw the trailer of the sequel and I just figured it would be 30% shots of hands pushing throttle levers, 30% shots of planes banking sharply and 30% shots of planes flying straight up. To anyone who has seen it, am I wrong?

There’s a recent Legal Eagle video out with a guest JAG officer, who explains just why real life Maverick would likely end up in front a firing squad.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:17, archived)
# I want to hear about the other 10%
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 18:56, archived)
# TAKE MY BREATH AWAY
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 11:13, archived)
#


thanks octo
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:16, archived)
# As intended :-)
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:42, archived)
# Beau Lox
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 13:25, archived)
# Heheh
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:43, archived)
# FP this now
Winner
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Translation: "It was a work event"
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 10:46, archived)
# Oh no! Our weapons are useless! Retreat!
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 11:10, archived)
# Shitforbrains
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:04, archived)
# Piss in my pants
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:50, archived)
# Sorry, I don't do requests :(
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:58, archived)
# Oh go on
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 13:24, archived)
# It must emit some form of stupefying neurotoxin at every election.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 8:52, archived)
# Careful now
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 9:50, archived)
# Pope 'failed to register religious affiliation'
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] RESISTANCE IS USELESS!
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 23:54, archived)
# I watched that the other week
and had to wonder if the Borg catchphrase was inspired by HHGG. after all, the Borg themselves are inspired by the Cybermen
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 23:58, archived)
# persistence is puerile
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 0:56, archived)
# "Resistance is Useless" was a favorite phrase of the Cybermen in their first two stories, "The Tenth Planet" and "The Moonbase."
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 14:08, archived)
# That brings back memories of Star Trek: Borg.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Conversion

Click for bigger (225 kb)
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 22:21, archived)
# SATIRES
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 22:58, archived)
#
click yes
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 11:41, archived)
# I blame the electorate who mistook a compulsive liar for a leader.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 21:44, archived)
# Ohh
Shouldn't mock the afflicted ;)
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 22:54, archived)
# Aces!
Twat. "the man", not Oliver, natch.
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 0:09, archived)
# excellent
(, Mon 30 May 2022, 18:39, archived)
# ah that brings back memories, very very slowly
Data error, rewind tape.
Searching...
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 23:58, archived)
# When you can hear an image
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 6:33, archived)
# BBC Micro! Yes! :D
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Deep Toap
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 19:24, archived)
# pfft.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 19:30, archived)
# The fuck
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 22:28, archived)
# Yes, that is me, I am
The Fuck.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 8:51, archived)
# How's it going Manley?
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:15, archived)
# tits, you mean
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:06, archived)
# Hahahaha the circle is complete
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:07, archived)
# *5 seconds later*
I feel like I'm forgetting something
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:14, archived)
# I can’t relate to this cuz other people put my bins out. I don’t do that.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:23, archived)
# Remember to remind your butler to ask the head groundsman to order the stable boy to put your bins out.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 21:01, archived)
# Now I see how you can be so particular about who washes your dick.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 21:11, archived)
# No need to show off.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 23:11, archived)
# ^to all of the above....JUSSSAYIN !*
*I'm not responsible for any nuclear waste either.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 2:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Wars more Star need:

Palpadent and Dentatine sound like grim toothpastes.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 22:10, archived)
# I would watch this comedy.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 2:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't talk to me about bins

(, Wed 25 May 2022, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Trillian Murphy / Cillian McMillan
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:47, archived)
# Yes... YES.....
(, Fri 27 May 2022, 19:23, archived)
# When someone says a strange combination of words in a sentence.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 18:06, archived)
# John Peel burns wood?
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 18:33, archived)
# Come to the coast... we'll have a few laughs
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:00, archived)
# #fuckingcalifornia #tvdinner #rolex #mamabears
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:51, archived)
# I like this
Good for me.
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 8:50, archived)
# Worlds worst Captcha
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 17:04, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 17:06, archived)
# hahah!
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 17:09, archived)
# welcome and well done!
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 17:40, archived)
# Thanks!
Thanks. (Although it's more of a "Welcome Back" after about ten years without posting!)

My second ever front page!
(, Thu 26 May 2022, 8:43, archived)
# Were there any gorns at this party?

Just asking for a friend.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 17:57, archived)
# They'd gorn home before the party
They may be a violent warrior race but damnit they understand simple rules.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:07, archived)
# URL signature expired
URL signature expired
(, Mon 30 May 2022, 11:58, archived)
# Spam
Concerns had been focusing on the reality that fb’s social scheme remains own via way of the company and that they do not share with different offerings. Read More Spam
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:02, archived)
# What's a social scheme, how does it remain own via way of the company?
What is grammar?
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:05, archived)
# I've got a bit of a rash on my BIG SWEATY BOLLOCKS
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:08, archived)
# OTP
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 16:14, archived)
#

(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:27, archived)
# I like Captain & Tennille
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:33, archived)
# YOU like big foots.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:08, archived)
# Attention FuckSheep....FUCK OFF !!!
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:38, archived)
#

(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 16:31, archived)
# MOAR FASTER!!¡!
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 19:17, archived)
#
Please do not touch my penis with your big man-hand.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 15:10, archived)
# your penis will almost look normal-sized in the hand now LOL
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 15:14, archived)
#
Do not touch my penis with your shrunken veiny man-hand.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 15:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 15:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 16:45, archived)
# you have wrought order from chaos
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 16:49, archived)
# You're so vein
I bet you think this post is about you
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 16:19, archived)
# I GOT CLOUDS IN MY COFFEE!
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:29, archived)
# Your what?
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 17:07, archived)
# Thought so
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:09, archived)
#
Just sit over there.
If we need you, we’ll call you.
K…thnx
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:21, archived)
# Ok cool
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:39, archived)
# Thanks for sharing.
Now fuck off.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:58, archived)
# AT LAST!!!
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 15:00, archived)
# How is your user name pronounced please?
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 16:15, archived)
# it sounds a lot like the English phrase 'User Not Found'
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 16:33, archived)
# Oh the g is silent!!
NIGI
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 16:35, archived)

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