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[challenge entry] I was looking on the internet and found this...

So I made this...

that is all.
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 19:36, archived)
# Pounds sterling.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 19:58, archived)
# Lord Monty, you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 20:04, archived)
# Of course. How careless. Silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 21:23, archived)
# 818,700 pounds
Doesn't have the same ring to it
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 20:07, archived)
# pound dollar parity can't be far off
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 21:44, archived)
# Pound-Dollar-Euro
It will be painful for all involved when, and if, it happens. I was abroad when the pound was devalued, on holiday. I had to pay my way out of the country, that was how it worked, there was a payment to leave the country, like a visa. We had to go into the back streets and get enough local currency to get out. People in the alleys would pay over the odds for pounds and dollars, we were advised that this was the way to go by the police in the airport.

Other people may have different recollections of when George Soros bet against the Bank of England and won.

This is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 1:00, archived)
# Yes, but where does THE POPE fit into all this?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 10:37, archived)
# TOUCHING ALL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 12:07, archived)
# Fits in to young boy's bottoms
religious noncing is OK I think?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 13:21, archived)
# also: dunno where this was, but it sounds like they saw you coming a mile off.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 18:07, archived)
# I was in the US, traveling regularly to the UK. Cheers George :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Now opening a branch near you!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Jun 2022, 18:57, archived)
# yummy
blue chicken
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] This Is Fine (Cost Of Living Crisis Edition)

Note: Took b0rk3d’s idea and ran with it!
(JauntyArt, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 13:07, archived)
# Keep running my friend
this is fab *clicks*
and very well deserved FP too
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 13:27, archived)
#
Thank you!
(JauntyArt, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 12:56, archived)
# I bet the Icicle Dog electorate will still vote Tory tho.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat Back with another one of those cock blockin' beats, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 13:32, archived)
#
He should be voting conservative at the very moment of death. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Jun 2022, 13:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 13:50, archived)
# This is one of the most meticulously credited comedy posts I've seen on a puerile digital arts website all day!
Woo!
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 16:48, archived)
# Conveniently placed top and bottom so CurationLAD can chop them off in a matter of seconds before reposting for their five billion followers
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 17:00, archived)
#
lol I also have 3 meticulously hidden watermarks. Mostly for my own pleasure because they won’t get removed. Only the obvious watermarks get shopped out.
(JauntyArt, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 21:00, archived)
# I fucking hate modern internet
*Steals everything and blocks out signatures, writes WHO MADE THIS on the top, laugh cry emoji*
"Your video is only worth something if I film my REACTION to it"
"Before we get into the 30 second tutorial let me spend 15 minutes talking to you about today's sponsor"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 21:33, archived)
#
I quite like seeing things I’ve made take hold in the wild. My jimmy hill chinny reckon gif is out there and so is the flag shagger jobby I made. I wasn’t in it for the money with those in the first place so glad they are being shared and enjoyed.
(JauntyArt, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 23:18, archived)
# :O
Yours?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post189673
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 23:54, archived)
#
Ha! Yes. That’s my hand.
twitter.com/ballymoran/status/1159505257069719553?s=21&t=xCr-TXa8CuwEn-IS69NyyA
(JauntyArt, Sun 19 Jun 2022, 14:06, archived)
# In contrast, the reason I've done maybe 45 minutes worth of work today:
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 17:51, archived)
# I want science to invent a way we can save up the heat for later
or save the cold from winter
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 18:37, archived)
# Some sort of house-sized thermos flask perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 19:14, archived)
# Easy.
Start with a solar collector in the summer hemisphere connected to to a salt/water heat battery array, which in turn connects to a pan-hemispheric megaplumbing network delivering hot water to taps in the winter hemisphere.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 19:21, archived)
# well
when you put it like that
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 19:37, archived)
# ...We all die from accelerated global warming.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 19:44, archived)
# Oh there's also the idea that we give everyone on earth a kilo of permafrost
that they can put in their fridge/freezer and save loads of electricity.

And release all the greenhouse gasses sequestered within it, and oh by the way we're strip mining the polar regions to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 21:48, archived)
#
But it's not happening anywhere near me right?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 22:02, archived)
# Science accommodates your wish
It’s called β€œdistrict heating”.
Currently saves loads of gas in the Danish (and Swedish + elsewhere) towns. Particularly where seasonal heat storages are deployed.
(I work with this stuff, so had to post unfunny and factual comment. Sorry.).

Lovely cartoon up there btw.

*re-lurks*

(I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 22:07, archived)
# Ooh that looks good
and surely makes more sense than millions of individual boilers
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Just leaving this very important work here:
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 20:19, archived)
# If he’s supposed to look intimidating it’s not working
Those cans just look ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 19:39, archived)
# He's supposed to be a Pau'an
who are supposed to look like :this:.

But they hired a short dumpy guy and stuck a generic bald wig on him, glued some earphones on and made a start on the makeup, but then said fuck it.

Maybe casting Hayden Christensen (6'0") in David Prowse's (6'6") role of Darth Vader meant they had to cast short people for all the other roles. And maybe the expense of Ewan McGregor meant they had to cut the costume budget.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 21:41, archived)
# Is it actually Christensen in the suit though?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 22:54, archived)
# Probably not all the time, but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 23:10, archived)
# Most likely some creative use of camera angles and boxes.
Like LOTR... and Mission Impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 19 Jun 2022, 1:08, archived)
# RLM on 9ft Prowse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFIpmRoRAGU
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 19 Jun 2022, 14:02, archived)
# I think they got that about right.
Super-okay.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 19 Jun 2022, 22:34, archived)
# That's good enough now
in this era of everything is the worst thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 19 Jun 2022, 23:05, archived)
# Have you actually tried to watch Picard or STD?
'Worst Star Trek ever' doesn't begin to describe just how eye gaugingly terrible those shows are.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 20 Jun 2022, 13:48, archived)
# I don't want a holiday in the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 8:23, archived)
[challenge entry] First to arrive gets a British passport. The rest stay there.

cuz planes are expensive innit....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 8:52, archived)
# Duathlon, a bit of swimming is involved
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 8:59, archived)
# You know that bit of water you almost died in? Well you're gonna see it again!
Should they tie all this in with that new IRL Squid Game thing
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 9:01, archived)
# Oh. Of course. Silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 9:08, archived)
# I mean they could all walk on the sea bed but I doubt scuba tanks last long enough
Won't be an issue once the Dover to Calais bridge is completed #evercloserunion #bremain
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 9:18, archived)
# Paddleboards! Or, failing that, inflatable shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 9:37, archived)
# Maybe yours
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Due to cutbacks, the new series wasn't quite what she expected......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 6:48, archived)
# Now, that's a deportation I could get behind.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 7:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Cutbacks

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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 20:41, archived)
# Back to the 1980s for us!
Which mostly meant lightning teacher strikes and a free afternoon to mess around in the town centre. Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 14:27, archived)
# This took ages to make
Using authentic telephone methods.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Moving with the times...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 18:50, archived)
# This is a thing now right?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 19:17, archived)
# Inferring that homeless people are illiterate?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 19:21, archived)
# That's easy for you to spell
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 19:22, archived)
#
Inferring Implying
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 19:34, archived)
# I can't words
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 19:42, archived)
#
Does that mean your homeless?

(yes on purpose!!)
(razzle, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 21:06, archived)
# Do"es
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 21:15, archived)
# Yeah
Already happens
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 9:39, archived)
# I thought so
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 18:20, archived)
# It's alright, there's £4 billion of worthless PPE that we already paid for, we can burn that to keep warm
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 18:43, archived)
# If only they had made the gloves and face coverings
from wool :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 19:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 15:10, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/11281114
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 15:13, archived)
#
That’s class. Bet Dall-E could do it better though, eh?
(JauntyArt, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 16:47, archived)
# Worst tennis racket ever.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 16:47, archived)
# *waits for FP
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 18:49, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] What d'you mean this was last week's challenge?

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(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 12:34, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 12:37, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 14:28, archived)
# hah!
Well worth finishing up :-) WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Jun 2022, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The cost of not-living crisis
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Jun 2022, 10:13, archived)
# That's a very flattering picture of Dorries !
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 10:57, archived)
# Not to be confused with the Munsters, who were a loving, caring, tolerant family
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 11:45, archived)
# LOVE it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 11:36, archived)
# Ha! The American remake was much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Jun 2022, 12:31, archived)
# clickity
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Fri 17 Jun 2022, 20:10, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 0:21, archived)
# Still would, despite the usual connotations of "Ken Doll"
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 1:58, archived)
# You mean proctectomy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 11:47, archived)
# Ken has no trouser parts though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 15:14, archived)
# a true nullo
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 17:05, archived)
# Come on Barry, let's go party
(rogerzilla, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 14:52, archived)
#
rr
ll
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 19:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 20:13, archived)
# hats amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 20:46, archived)
# Needs more:
(slake, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 20:56, archived)
# Phwoarrr! stripped down
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 21:19, archived)
# alright, "Brutalism"
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 22:18, archived)
# Twinned with Mariupol
Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 15:16, archived)
# Shithole, Portsmouth
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 10:27, archived)
# It's been massively improved
since they started knocking bits of it down
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 12:37, archived)
# The Luftwaffe bombed it in 1944
causing Β£70 worth of improvements
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 19:41, archived)
#
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 19:31, archived)
# the wear all your clothes travel hack
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 20:39, archived)
# His sequel to
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 10:18, archived)
# Nothing to worry about, right?
(JauntyArt, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 18:22, archived)
# Decided our fate in about 110 seconds, depending on server load.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 18:25, archived)
# Timed out when I tried it
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 23:17, archived)
# I need your codes, your bots and your search history
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 20:37, archived)
# Nice paste up.
What did you shop?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 20:53, archived)
# your mom
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 21:19, archived)
# No You
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] DANCE DANCE DANCE
(plankton, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 16:32, archived)
# that man's got no beets
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 8:46, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/11369455
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Jun 2022, 10:53, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 15 Jun 2022, 12:11, archived)
# oh fuck no. have a click
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 12:25, archived)
# Holy Orangutang batman
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Jun 2022, 12:27, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Jun 2022, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh boo hoo...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 15 Jun 2022, 8:06, archived)
# Hundreds & Thousands !
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 9:02, archived)
# I didn’t this
(JauntyArt, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 1:35, archived)
# Unnecessarily Visible Simpsons?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 4:35, archived)
# *SCROLLS DOWN*
oh FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 4:36, archived)
# You could drive a bus into that
(rogerzilla, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 10:15, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 15:02, archived)
# 3 ppg. Excellent.
(Jam_Machine My jam's got a little machine, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 17:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 19:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 22:55, archived)
#
That’s brilliant
(JauntyArt, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 12:55, archived)

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