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[challenge entry] This game would've been much better than the book
which has almost entirely fuck all to do with mining the Oort.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 20:55, archived)
# If you say so.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 21:12, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 21:46, archived)
# Out
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Game on!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 17:54, archived)
# We like Fortnite
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 20:26, archived)
# Me too! Especially when I was a kid.
Mum would let Jeff sleep over and we built a fort using a blanket draped between a table and the couch. Best fortnight ever!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 15:37, archived)
# *spoiler* Jeff was 37 years old
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 15:50, archived)
# Haha, 'Uncle Jeffrey'
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 15:55, archived)
# I blame The Voices

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Saw a pic of him at Ivana's Funeral and ....
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 7:27, archived)
# Bollocks?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 8:25, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 11:55, archived)
# You've enlarged his hands!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 11:21, archived)
# you've built a better tree-climber
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 11:46, archived)
# You’ve come up short in your attempt to belittle this giant of a man.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 14:34, archived)
# IDTTMWYTTM
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 16:06, archived)
# I Don’t Think That Man Was Yet To Terminate Mankind?
IDGI
MYSSBLATOEWYMTS
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 18:09, archived)
# LOL
WTFGHDBIHBERDLBNEORYSDGHA
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 23:51, archived)
# O_O
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 0:38, archived)
# IKR?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] 🤼

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(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:57, archived)
# Bravo!!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 23:30, archived)
# Jean I arse
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 1:21, archived)
# Worrying bellend detail
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 16:53, archived)
# Large calibre
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 21:20, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 21:07, archived)
# Ow dat's gud.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] How about a nice game of chess?

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(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 16:43, archived)
# I wish to claim my free eTips
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 17:39, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 17:48, archived)
# Bollocks?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 17:50, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 17:56, archived)
# eTip #1: prefix words with the letter e to make them more exciting!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 17:50, archived)
# eBollocks?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 18:12, archived)
# eYes!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 18:43, archived)
# eFab!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:39, archived)
# eByGum
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:43, archived)
# eAt my piss
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 23:10, archived)
# eCHA!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 0:26, archived)
# IBYD
YDOB
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 18:40, archived)
# Falcon's Maze was the best
game on that console.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 18:37, archived)
# Nah,
Global Thermonuclear Strip Poker...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 19:25, archived)
# I wanted Cheese for Dummies! :(
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:26, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to be on the hustings with Rishi?
(whose name is an anagram of Hi Risk Anus)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:54, archived)
# I wanted Chests for Mummies :((
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 9:45, archived)
# :D hah!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Coooeeee...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] In vain I have struggled

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(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] you get the idea
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 7:00, archived)
# You'd have to be mad to play that
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 11:04, archived)
# and quite insane to play it well
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 6:30, archived)
# sweet dreams beethreetahland.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 3:43, archived)
# Here's lookin at you and you and you and you and you, kid.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 10:17, archived)
# Another
tragic transporter accident on the Enterprise.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 15:38, archived)
# Hello Pedro
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 18:45, archived)
# hello mofaha!
We had 5" of rain again overnight. The Arch Weather-control thingy must be broken.
Within a fortnight, we've had 4 months' worth of rain.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 18:53, archived)
# I value the weather Pedro, I hope you can find a way to accept it into your life.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 20:22, archived)
# Hot and sunny here btw, I can see it through the curtains.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 20:23, archived)
# You’re not flooded there though right?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 20:25, archived)
# Not me specifically, thank goodness
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:51, archived)
# That’s great. I value dry feet as much as any established forum member, and I can tell you do too.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 1:56, archived)
# I also like, you know, I like normal feet. I like them, and I’m not ashamed to say it. Do you like normal feet Pedro?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 2:20, archived)
# Yes, i do.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 2:24, archived)
# But I also find bad or unusual feet funny.
Is that almost like being racist or xenophobic?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 2:25, archived)
# I don’t think anyone should mess with your Freedom Of Speech Pedro, I do know that.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 3:13, archived)
# God has to wash your butthole town cuz of all the scum that live there.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 20:39, archived)
# God's punishment for woke Mexican liberal marxist dog breeds and communazi foot fetishism.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:04, archived)
# 😭
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:51, archived)
# That’s a horrible thing to say :(
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:00, archived)
# Verbal Perfection is what it is.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 0:23, archived)
# It’s written
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 1:52, archived)
# and it’s shite
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 1:53, archived)
# eshit
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Gimme that paper!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 23:46, archived)
# The final stage boss is waiting to smack you in the nads, win or lose
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 7:49, archived)
# So I was looking through some gifs for the IC and found this...

Is it just me seeing it??? I spend too much time here I fear!!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 16:47, archived)
# Hah!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 18:19, archived)
# Oh thank God
Not just me then :)
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 19:57, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 20:11, archived)
# good grief
:)
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 22:27, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 1:22, archived)
# Holey Moley
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 1:53, archived)
# Yikes!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Out Now On Switch!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 15:45, archived)
# Halfway through doctor sleep
it's not as bad as I'd been led to believe

By king standards anyway, which is not saying much
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 16:10, archived)
# I've been meaning to check out the film.
But haven't had two seconds to watch anything for what feels like forever.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 16:24, archived)
# It'll probably be inferior to the book, just like every other film adaptation of his
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 16:29, archived)
# I wonder why that is?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 17:51, archived)
# A possible exception being 2007's The Mist
While it deviated a fair bit, I give it extra points for the chosen ending
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 18:05, archived)
# That's a fantastic film with an ending that sent me to bed deeply shocked.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 18:27, archived)
# The short story ending is alright, but compared to that it's a bit of a cop-out
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 19:26, archived)
# Ahem
Shawshank.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 20:12, archived)
# One of several that I forget are his.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 20:22, archived)
# stand by me was also very good
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 22:29, archived)
# Haven't we cancelled that for being deeply homophobic?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 6:47, archived)
# FOBTTDMCS
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 13:32, archived)
# I don't think I can muster the willpower to decode this, I'm afraid.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 16:01, archived)
# Fuck Off Back To The Daily Mail Comments Section
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 16:11, archived)
# Oh, right.
Do people in the Daily Mail comments section often point out how homophobic beloved films are? Doesn't seem their style.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 17:46, archived)
# It's full of middle aged men obsessing over the offiensive things they think they can't say or do because of cancel culture, innit.
So yeah, they do. Loads of them. All the fucking time.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:07, archived)
# -they +us -them +us
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:02, archived)
# Your grammar hurts my brain.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:15, archived)
# I’m not even sure it made sense to me.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 23:22, archived)
# You misunderstood my post, which is fair enough because the satirical intent could easily be misconstrued.
Your subsequent belligerent doubling-down can only be due to witless bloody-mindedness, so you should probably stop taking yourself so seriously. But you won't, so you should probably just fuck off.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:16, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:20, archived)
# Some people, eh?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:20, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:38, archived)
# Bit harsh.
Jussayin 🤔
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 18:32, archived)
# FOBTTGCS, snowflake.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:08, archived)
# Bit harsh.
Jussayin
Do you have anger issues by any chance?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:20, archived)
# No I have
"some people just don't get it" issues.

This is my friendly banter, friend.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:41, archived)
# Marvellous.
You're doing God's work. Carry on.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:50, archived)
# also self-awareness and projection issues, Alanis
THIS IS FRIENDLY BANTER, LOOK, I SIGNPOSTED IT
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:05, archived)
# Yes, I seem to have projected all my lack of self awareness directly into your brain.
I hope you'll take good care of it. :D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:19, archived)
# No You
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 20:41, archived)
# No me?
Sounds awful.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:13, archived)
# Only to you, Dunning-Kruger effect incarnate
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 23:26, archived)
# God I love this place.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 0:20, archived)
# Me too.
That porcuprick seems a bit like an angry mean schoolgirl though.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 12:52, archived)
# He’s actually one of my fave b3tans.
He can do no wrong. ^___^
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 10:19, archived)
# Attic Attack!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 13:21, archived)
#
:)
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Retro.....
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 9:46, archived)
# Also works for Tremors
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 9:51, archived)
# ^ that classic book
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 10:00, archived)
# I'm sure there was a kids' novelisation
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 13:24, archived)
# To be fair, that's entirely plausible.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 13:46, archived)
# ❤️
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 9:51, archived)
# Spicy :)
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 7:24, archived)
# Lovely!
Is this the censored version?
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 7:59, archived)
# Applause
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "Have you tried counting sheep?"

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(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 23:26, archived)
# This... tickles me
...in places.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 1:43, archived)
# With luck
you'll fall asleep while waiting for it to load!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 3:44, archived)
# HAHA, love this
The 8-bit likeness is uncanny!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 8:01, archived)
[challenge entry] WHAT a novel!!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 20:59, archived)
#
I recommend the English school EnglishPapa papa bendi

mod: b&
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 15:19, archived)
# Cheers
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 15:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 15:23, archived)
# Terrible bullying of D.C. 'Tosh' Lines
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 15:37, archived)
# Hah!
actual lol
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 15:44, archived)
# :)))
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 22:12, archived)
# showing your age there!
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 18:29, archived)
# if that's not Andre the Giant ...
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 0:54, archived)
#

(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 15:34, archived)
# Try recommending it in a country that doesn't speak English.......maybe?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 15:45, archived)
#
b3ta is a country?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 15:58, archived)
#
-o ry
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 16:15, archived)
# Turtle power
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 16:33, archived)
# YES! It's as American as apple pie and high-capacity ammunition magazines!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 17:04, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 17:13, archived)
# what language is that?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 17:29, archived)
# Foul
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 18:06, archived)
# Just like mom used to shoot
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 17:31, archived)
# No.
B3ta is a website.
"Come out and live with a religious community
In a beautiful place out in the country." *
* The Ginger Fuhrer. 2001.
'b£ta' is formed by said leader and the Nerd illuminati becomes digitally sentient.....
.... Rob Manual (for that is his real name) then takes over the digital world with the help of smart clothes and sausages..
Everybody is a celebrity.


That's maybe where the confusion arises


(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 21:47, archived)
# pays Royaume-Uni
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 16:59, archived)
#
sometimes I put Tacos on my feet and clip-clop about like a horsey
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 17:10, archived)
# One time I dressed as horse, but some stallion violently entered me. I didn't like it.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 17:36, archived)
# Just once
Not what I heard from Jeremy
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 18:35, archived)
# Don't believe anyone who hangs around with the IRA
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 18:37, archived)
# Finally, the spam we've all been waiting for.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 17:39, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 17:42, archived)
# Try writing your name in English first.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 18:07, archived)
# This isn't the Brexit I voted for
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 18:32, archived)
# Leaving Eurasia means LEAVE
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 18:32, archived)
# I thought Eurasia were our allies
Clearly I've lost track.
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 0:22, archived)
# They've never been our allies, fake history, SAD
(, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 8:44, archived)
# Go team merkin
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 18:35, archived)
# I don’t even understand that video he posted.
Is that supposed to be some kind of comedy act? I thought it was completely lame and stinking of shit.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 20:51, archived)
# Me too.
Great job. Keep going. It will all end well.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 19:29, archived)
# Why don't we get any of the
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 20:13, archived)
# Ooh you are awful, but I like you!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] John Steinbeck
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 14:08, archived)
# That looks to be one serious game
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 14:27, archived)
# The bald guy is kicking off...
...he always plays the red mouse
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Forsooth!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 12:25, archived)
# Best selling Shakespeare play of all time!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 13:00, archived)

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