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[challenge entry] Cor blimey guvner...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 10:42, archived)
# Ha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Oct 2022, 10:50, archived)
# 200 BBCs
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 11:04, archived)
# Slade Bummer
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 11:12, archived)
# Normal Stanley Bummer, you are a habitual bummer who has shown no remorse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 11:16, archived)
# Stanley's bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 13:05, archived)
# I think I've got that video oh no wait
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 11:26, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 11:31, archived)
# This is right up there
With "One Fett in the Grave" and "Terry and Dune" - what's going on this week? The quality of work is stellar.

I just wish I could think of anything this good.
(SonofRojBlake, Sun 23 Oct 2022, 8:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 23 Oct 2022, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Ogg hated repeat night.


(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 7:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 7:11, archived)
# national treasure
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 9:00, archived)
# You never see Jane Jetson and Wilma Flintstone in the same millennium, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 11:29, archived)
# Only in the crossover
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jetsons_Meet_the_Flintstones

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tigq_U5-UiA
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 17:53, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 18:49, archived)
# I think she stuck a couple vape batteries in her vibrator
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 3:42, archived)
# Oh pedro
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Oct 2022, 4:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 4:20, archived)
# Aww
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Oct 2022, 4:23, archived)
# Tickle his belly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 4:24, archived)
# If I do will he vomit blood?
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Oct 2022, 4:27, archived)
# I don't know.
Should I know? I mean I don't know if I should know
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 4:33, archived)
# You should probably know.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Oct 2022, 4:38, archived)
# Do you know.
Maybe you should know. But I don't think you know you should know.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 4:38, archived)
# Oh someone around here knows.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Oct 2022, 4:43, archived)
# Well, let's wait until my most favoriteest B3tan in the whole world shows up
mofaha WILL know
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 4:44, archived)
# He said he doesn't know
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 8:47, archived)
# HE KNOWS ALL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 14:59, archived)
#
p.o.s.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:10, archived)
# Well if it isn't my most favoriteest B3tan in the whole world ^2 -- Electric Boogerloo
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:23, archived)
#
why do you have several accounts, pedro?...you don't even have enough comedy material to support one user name
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:54, archived)
# Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?!
🐷
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:55, archived)
# Actually I have three, but technically four
I've completely lost access to one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:56, archived)
# Drowning Street
(merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 2:13, archived)
# Not enough blinking
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 7:36, archived)
# Love this!
Is it Tor or The Hood?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 0:38, archived)
# Haha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Oct 2022, 0:54, archived)
# :D yes!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 1:10, archived)
# IDGI
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 1:12, archived)
# Subtle is
as Subtle does.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 5:18, archived)
# Too subtle for me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 10:07, archived)
# I get it now....the i and the L look the same....
...fucking a-i......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:12, archived)
# Looks like one of those artist's renders of what Harry Potter characters should have looked like
www.boredpanda.com/ai-recreated-appearance-of-harry-potter-characters-msbananaanna/

Harry basically marries his mum in the films. Very Oedipal
(rogerzilla, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 7:40, archived)
# Here Are My Best 15 Photos Of Animals During Winter In Icelandic Landscapes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 11:14, archived)
# Weird Al is not so weird, isn't that ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 10:33, archived)
# It's like rai-ai-ain, on your wedding day
A free ri-ide
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:48, archived)
# Poetry anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 22:17, archived)
# Braverman approves:
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 22:46, archived)
# Give her a big hand
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 22:54, archived)
# he gave her a little head, fnarr fnarr!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 23:02, archived)
# Leave Liz alone!
Ideally in a nice quiet room with no phone signal, Wifi or sharp objects.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 23:33, archived)
# No phone signal, no WiFi, just sharp objects
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 23:36, archived)
# All the loyalists in a nice room with live stream webcams, one locked door and a hatch to throw sharp objects into the room via
Let them fight it out properly, none of this shouting and screaming and using Moggy as a crude melee weapon to poke rebels.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 23:39, archived)
# Moggy?
is she back?!
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 9:20, archived)
#
phone signal, Wifi or sharp objects oxygen
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 0:04, archived)
# Just a bottle of whisky and a revolver
(rogerzilla, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 7:41, archived)
# Bus driven by a revolving door of Conservative MPs.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Oct 2022, 2:30, archived)
# i reckon this was there plan all along
to make everything about the government so shit and confusing that it would make it hard to single out Brexit as a major cause with so many other fuckups and leadership changes to blame for the overall shit state of Britain
well played, tories. well played
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 3:03, archived)
# Plan?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 7:59, archived)
# Cunning plan
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 11:02, archived)
# I was looking forward to tuning in to the news that night
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 21:47, archived)
# I'm getting the horn looking at this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 22:18, archived)
# The horn not known at this address
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 22:23, archived)
# Send
Robin round
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 9:21, archived)
# Laugh? I nearly shat
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Oct 2022, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU baaaaastard!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 20:14, archived)
# Braverman approves:
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 21:34, archived)
# She'll be happy to learn that President Koopa is currently recruiting
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 21:42, archived)
# Now that's what I call a Brazilian !
(davyclam, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 22:21, archived)
# Realised that this was actually an ITV production just a tad too late.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Oct 2022, 17:50, archived)
# Doctor Who is not an Orange Shape :(
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 19:34, archived)
# i just got poked in the eye in the grauniad
for thinking sapphire and steel was a beeb show.
some shows just feel beeby
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 21:03, archived)
# Wait until everyone remembers that Star Wars was a long time ago, not 100 years in the future.
And isn't real.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 6:34, archived)
# not image challenge but....


still found it funny
(raypugh, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 15:30, archived)
# I can't smell it through my phone
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 16:17, archived)
# lol ur fones shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 20:57, archived)
# I just saw this and I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 17:07, archived)
# Retired wrestlers can't destroy torquay guest houses
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] And NWOT.....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 15:08, archived)
# Not as fucking sorry as Brendan O'Carroll should be
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BBC 200

It's the BBC's 100th anniversary, let's celebrate the fact by imagining all their shows a hundred years in the future!
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 14:06, archived)
# Every single one of them presented by GrahamNortonBot
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] bored, bored, bored..
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 14:22, archived)
# "HAVE WE GOT A DEATHSTAR™?".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 21:44, archived)
# I was looking forward to doing identical twin faceswaps. :/
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 14:57, archived)
# but did they listen? did they? did they fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Blaahhh!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 15:09, archived)
# No!
Let's not 🖕
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 20:18, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 21:08, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 23:11, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYme0O60V28
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 23:45, archived)
# Haha, yep this was where my mind was going with this one too
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well…

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 20:36, archived)
# Amazing
Don't have anything profound to say, just wanted to register my admiration for this effort. File under "I wish I'd thought of that", but even if I had, it wouldn't have been as good as this.
(SonofRojBlake, Sun 23 Oct 2022, 8:18, archived)
# You’re TOO kind!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 23 Oct 2022, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 21:29, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Af!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 13:49, archived)
# haha!
A fine way to finish.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Oct 2022, 14:31, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Oct 2022, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Bunsen Honeycunt
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Oct 2022, 12:06, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 12:20, archived)
# Brill!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 13:49, archived)
# it's like The Fly but with a Brussel Sprout
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 14:15, archived)
# I did think it looked a bit cabbage-y
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Oct 2022, 14:32, archived)
# Michael Redgrave as Barnes Wallace
but why?
no entiendo
(davyclam, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 17:50, archived)
# r.i.p

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(cringe hetchetu aloh, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 11:56, archived)
#
coltraineinacadillac.jpg
coltraineinahearse.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 12:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 12:21, archived)
# Stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 14:49, archived)
# that's what Shipman is saying to Churchill
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 14:56, archived)
# If there's one thing I can't stand about b3ta,
it's the racism. But if there's two things I can't stand, it's the racism and the pearoasting.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 15:01, archived)
# If I was allowed three things, the third would be wonky headswaps.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 15:07, archived)
# wot about
a)posts without images
b)posts which should be on the links board.
I'm on the Naughty Step right now.
(davyclam, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 17:52, archived)
# oh davy, where did it all go wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 19:43, archived)
# I think it was when he inserted live crabs into his arseboon dilbaro
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 22:54, archived)
# You fucking hypocrite
You repost offensive green stereotypes all the time
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 19:01, archived)
# YES YES HE DOES YOU TELL HIM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 19:43, archived)
# NO NO DON'T
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 19:50, archived)
# I do not!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] !!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 10:41, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 19 Oct 2022, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ...poisonous frog!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Oct 2022, 15:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Oct 2022, 19:06, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 18 Oct 2022, 20:51, archived)

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