someone should ask ls18 to take us all off ignoreso we can get to know the new moderate, considerate, unprejudiced and non-discriminatory ls18.
that guy could be a right laugh
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Fri 25 Nov 2022, 6:27,
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that guy could be a right laugh
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Food in Art"){kind=small}
The Avocado Lesson Of Dr Nicolaes Tulp
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:06,
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Cry "Avocado!" and let slip the dogs of war
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 22:33,
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You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Gorn. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 22:52,
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"Sleep thou, and I will wind thee in my arms. Fairies, be Gorn, and be all ways away." as he once said Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 22:57,
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Apse from Sant Avocado de Gorn
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 22:20,
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"...for instance just this tiny piece is sufficient, when mashed roughly upon wheat toast, to relieve a hipster of up to $15"
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 23:56,
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Signed Glossy Black and White 8 x 10’s are available.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:20,
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a piece of Swiss cheese#imagefail
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:43,
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take note anthonyb3ta70100
hidden homer nearly ivizballsnopsims
For unto us a cunt is born,For unto us a fuck is giv'n,
And the government shall be beneath his shareholders.
(And the government shall be beneath his shareholders.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:56,
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Probably the official Rees-Mogg Christmas card Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 19:23,
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Thank god we didn’t get him in government.Imagine the chaos, every time he ate a sandwich in a funny way.
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Fri 25 Nov 2022, 7:29,
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wrong onethis is his brother
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:18,
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stop making me hungry, b3ta!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 16:57,
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Stop getting the Buddhism joke wrong! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 15:41,
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In fairness, the joke gets zen buddhism wrong mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 15:58,
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beat me to it :D PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 16:57,
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Now the Passover, a feast of the Jews, was near. Then Jesus lifted up His eyes, and seeing a great multitude coming toward Him, He said to Philip, “Where shall we buy bread, that these may eat?” But this He said to test him, for He Himself knew what He would do.
Philip answered Him, “Two hundred denarii worth of bread is not sufficient for them, that every one of them may have a little.”
One of His disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter’s brother, said to Him, “There is a Maccy D's near here, they have affordable if rather unpleasant food. Check the one-denarius menu."
(Philip answered Him, “Two hundred denarii worth of bread is not sufficient for them, that every one of them may have a little.”
One of His disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter’s brother, said to Him, “There is a Maccy D's near here, they have affordable if rather unpleasant food. Check the one-denarius menu."
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:42,
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The multitude looked upon the loaves and fishes and asked 'What's for pudding?'And lo the ice cream machine was still broken
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Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:10,
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And lo, Jesus took two ice creams and five boxes of McNuggetsAnd created five thousand Chicken McFlurrys. And there was much puking and retching.
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Fri 25 Nov 2022, 7:05,
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I couldn't be bothered to make it any betterYou get the general idea.
Whistlers dinner.
She's got a TV dinner.
Yes I know I've done it really badly.
It is what it is.
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Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:52,
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Whistlers dinner.
She's got a TV dinner.
Yes I know I've done it really badly.
It is what it is.
I've been watching this for ages and she still hasn't eaten it mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 15:59,
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Argh no my priceless vintage you shithawk!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 11:09,
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The Screaming Avocado In Hell
Sources: The Scream, Asgardstrand from the Reinhardt Frieze, Ludvig Karsten, Self Portrait in Hell, The Sun from the Oslo University (all by Munch), and a photo of an avocado.
Please stop buying avocados.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 23 Nov 2022, 20:48,
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Their cultivation requires unfeasibly large quantities of water(which is becoming ever scarcer, especially in the regions of the world where avocados can grow). Farms that switch to growing avocados dry up the ground water from the surrounding area, shrinking staple crop yields; forcing down the supply; increasing demand; forcing up the cost of food; increasing poverty. Water scarcity predictably leads to disputes and conflicts, too.
tl;dr: they're an unsustainable cash crop that causes drought, poverty, famine and misery.
Which is a shame, because they are lovely.
(tl;dr: they're an unsustainable cash crop that causes drought, poverty, famine and misery.
Which is a shame, because they are lovely.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 23 Nov 2022, 21:26,
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Avocados don't choose to be born as avocados,and even if they did, the brainless are blameless.
It is a shame though. Monsanto really should engineer a less thirsty avocado. Maybe chuck some camel genes in there, see what happens. Or shark genes maybe, to make a seawater avocado.
(It is a shame though. Monsanto really should engineer a less thirsty avocado. Maybe chuck some camel genes in there, see what happens. Or shark genes maybe, to make a seawater avocado.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 23 Nov 2022, 21:44,
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And these farmers and their families that you propose we starve into submitting to our first-world will, terrible people are they? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 1:49,
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Do you mean the ones growing avocados or the ones forced into poverty by the ones growing avocados? brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:07,
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I don't know about you but I'm seeing a great idea for a reality show here mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 16:00,
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I'm an avocado farmer, get me out of here! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 19:27,
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Avocado Wars, Keeping Up With The Avocados mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 25 Nov 2022, 0:55,
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that's some flat-earth, anti-vaxer-level, proselytising there, buckodoes this herald a new, entertaining version of brb on /links?
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Thu 24 Nov 2022, 5:33,
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everything on links is shit and for cunts, hth mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:40,
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Is it?Could you quote me the part where I'm wrong, or spread false information, or proselytise?
I must be blind to it.
(I must be blind to it.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:06,
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sure"their cultivation requires unfeasibly large quantities of water (which is becoming ever scarcer, especially in the regions of the world where avocados can grow). farms that switch to growing avocados dry up the ground water from the surrounding area, shrinking staple crop yields; forcing down the supply; increasing demand; forcing up the cost of food; increasing poverty. water scarcity predictably leads to disputes and conflicts, too.
tl;dr: they're an unsustainable cash crop that causes drought, poverty, famine and misery.
which is a shame, because they are lovely."
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Thu 24 Nov 2022, 19:01,
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tl;dr: they're an unsustainable cash crop that causes drought, poverty, famine and misery.
which is a shame, because they are lovely."
You might want to look some of this stuff up,because none of that is proselytising, false, or wrong. It's all evidence based. If you have an avocado-based faith system I'd love to hear all about it.
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Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:22,
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If that's the way you choose to live your life. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:23,
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Are you advocating avocado theft?they would probably ripen faster shoved down your pants
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Wed 23 Nov 2022, 21:01,
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Not necessarily. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 23 Nov 2022, 21:37,
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I bet she gets lots of big tips Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Wed 23 Nov 2022, 20:57,
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"And a medium one with nothing on, please" Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 23 Nov 2022, 21:25,
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If only the majority of food delivery people DID look like this ..... the reality being most are middle to late year old men or fat fuckers straining the suspension on their little delivery moped
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PFC Hudson,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:30,
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Anything Roger Daltrey can do .......
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 23 Nov 2022, 19:26,
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is she floating in a stream of bakerd beans? Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Wed 23 Nov 2022, 19:31,
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 23 Nov 2022, 20:01,
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"What is considered firm fish?"That's an odd site.
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Wed 23 Nov 2022, 21:40,
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Eggvard Munch
RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since,
Wed 23 Nov 2022, 22:21,
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