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[challenge entry] eat the rest of your rat like a good boy


with thanks to ls18
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:57, archived)
# be my guest :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 17:44, archived)
# Hello :) LS18 has me on ignore so I can't see how he's helped you. I wonder if you could describe it for me? tia :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 18:06, archived)
# he gave a rat's arse
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 19:31, archived)
# Makes a change from being a racist cunt, I suppose.
LS18, not you (I assume).
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 19:39, archived)
# i suspect i missed something
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 19:43, archived)
# LS18 being a racist cunt, you mean?
Then you've not been paying attention to /board for the last 15 years. To be fair, nobody else has either.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:18, archived)
# The jury's still out on mohafa.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 19:44, archived)
# My grandson heard him say he was ordering "a chinky" the other day.
My grandson!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:19, archived)
# Seems like a shit excuse to say a racial slur on the internet to me.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 23:15, archived)
# It's ok it was a chin key. I've had lockjaw.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 23:37, archived)
# OOF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:40, archived)
# Thanks for noticing this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:54, archived)
# Get a fucking grip.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 6:17, archived)
# I hope this continues until every other user has got sick of it and left
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 10:02, archived)
# Am I criticising anti-racist users with this post?
Because it really sounds like I am arguing in favour of ethnic cleansing and genocide!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 10:05, archived)
# ^literally not Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:20, archived)
# It's hard to say, because it wasn't clear what 'it' you were referring to.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:08, archived)
# I mean, I have a pretty strong grip already.
What you mean is 'stop calling out my casual racism and making me feel bad for the bad things I do."

To which I'm afraid the answer is no. Sort yourself out.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 14:48, archived)
# It's everyone else making you behave like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 14:54, archived)
# Making me behave like what?
Like doing racism comes with its own set of entirely predictable consequences?
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 14:57, archived)
# Like an angry aggressive man constantly on the lookout for a fight online.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11382972
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:28, archived)
# You can call the hot emotion which drives your actions by any name you choose. Your behavior is that of an angry aggressive man constantly on the lookout for a fight online.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:35, archived)
# It's not a lie if YOU believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 17:36, archived)
# You fucking stupid fucking cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 17:59, archived)
# You can call the hot emotion which drives your actions by any name you choose. Your behavior is that of an angry aggressive man constantly on the lookout for a fight online.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 19:12, archived)
# You're neither judge nor jury brb. What you are is an angry aggressive man constantly on the lookout for a fight online.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:56, archived)
# How dare you gender me??
I've told you I like arguments. Arguments are fun.

I've also told you I hate racists. Racists are cunts.

You appear to have a problem with that, but I don't. :)
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 14:46, archived)
# "I've told you I'm an angry aggressive man constantly on the lookout for a fight online."
You make a good point though. I do indeed have a problem with angry aggressive men constantly on the lookout for a fight online.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:13, archived)
# I doubt you will believe me, but I promise you that I'm not angry.
It seems as if you might be projecting just a little bit.

There's a difference between being constantly on the lookout for a fight, and being constantly up for an argument. There's nothing wrong with a frank exchange of ideas. I don't know why arguing scares you so.

I don't know why you can't just keep arguments to the topic, either. Seems like you always try to make them personal.

Again, this seems like your personal problem, not mine.
x
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:27, archived)
# gotcha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 23:42, archived)
# Did you not receive my previous missive?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 18:38, archived)
# who?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:21, archived)
# I think he's ignored 90% of us, welcome to the non-exclusive club
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:24, archived)
# Oh dear I just logged out
It seems he is still flooding the board with shite!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:41, archived)
# ^this
I don’t think I’ll ever log out again.
Can’t stand it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:54, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 23:14, archived)
# baboon sideroar?
l
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 23:22, archived)
# Borneo sailboard?
(Astatine, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 1:13, archived)
# Oils boner abroad
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 6:08, archived)
# do rob or a lesbian
(ozof, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 11:00, archived)
# lesbian boar odor
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:30, archived)
# I thought I was special :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The subtle clues were there
(plankton, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] In this era, the concept of cyborgery was not yet well-defined.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 15:32, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 2:14, archived)
# I know 😒
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Dec 2022, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes! That reminds me of this:

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:02, archived)
# Theresa is trump's daughter?
The voters should be told!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:25, archived)
# perfect
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Dec 2022, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The new 6million dollar man
I guess you have to cut corners now with only 6million dollars

(razzle, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 12:47, archived)
# haha!
Yes, economies have changed.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Dec 2022, 14:56, archived)
# that's like 150 dollars?
on the black market we can do better
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry to hear that, how's your meal?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Dec 2022, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Slow down!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft, what are your prime directives?

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 8 Dec 2022, 12:08, archived)
# This made me LOL. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 13:31, archived)
# |)
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 13:47, archived)
# Now do Robocop's Dairy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:26, archived)
# Parfait!
(Jam_Machine My jam's got a little machine, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 15:23, archived)
# "it's for playing Pong."
"I don't play with my food."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Sigh
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 9:08, archived)
# BEWARE
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 10:37, archived)
# And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his frequency hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 10:39, archived)
# The Bear And The Tennis Plair
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 17:09, archived)
# What "giving a rat's ass" actually looks like
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 0:13, archived)
# did sick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:27, archived)
# Gitwell_Sune
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Robo Mojo Jojo
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:48, archived)
# Is that a jojo reference?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:18, archived)
# ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uqXdEFdlZ8
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:40, archived)
# No bojo?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:41, archived)
# In a dojo?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 1:26, archived)
# hello moto
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Robo Tojo Yamamoto
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Robo-Bobo Brazil
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 22:50, archived)
# get back
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 1:56, archived)
# When someone actually steals Ghandi from a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 15:42, archived)
# "someone"
The cool kids know exactly who that is.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 16:04, archived)
# Any idea what percentage are cool, or kids?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 16:18, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/1596928
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 17:01, archived)
# I wondered if it was the ED guy.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:19, archived)
# why'll
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Anti-Russian Stealth-Equipped-Reptile On Tracks: (ARSE-ROT)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 14:48, archived)
# must have shelled out a lot for that one
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 5:14, archived)
# spang !
😜
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Human Cyborg Relations
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Adrienne Barbeaubot
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 20:03, archived)
# Now we're talking!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 21:11, archived)
# Yes! More robots with tits!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:09, archived)
# you deserve a slap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:27, archived)
# 3 legs or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 18:06, archived)
# I have pod 6
Jerks etc
(Farty Funkhouser, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:11, archived)
# Who needs a pod 6 anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:41, archived)
# :(
(Vladimir Gluten, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 12:59, archived)
# Is that Erick Morello?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:05, archived)
# Too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:22, archived)
# Nobody dies in December.
Please check the FP/ this year’s dead people.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:32, archived)
# sean young ?
(cringe hetchetu aloh, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 16:38, archived)
# I have no idea who that is, but while searching the news I discovered-
Gallagher the watermelon-smashing comedian has died at 76.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 18:57, archived)
# I get all my news from board
b3ta.com/board/11381271
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 19:49, archived)
# Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:05, archived)
# Coolio died in September
Both he and Gallagher appeared as characters in "Weird : The Al Yankovic Story", released in September.
The film is clearly cursed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 20:08, archived)
# it's all cgi nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:35, archived)
# it was weird timing
was talking about old weirdness to friends and asked rhetorically "whatever happened to Gallagher anyway?" and the next day heard he'd died.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 4:46, archived)
# Birds of a feather will never be the same
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] when you've caught the red eye from the future...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 11:04, archived)
# That'll teach him to use other people's towels at the gym
(rogerzilla, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Robot Plant

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 18:31, archived)
# Woo yay etc
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:42, archived)
# Don't give him ideas
They'll do an ABBA-style tour with robots of their younger selves
(rogerzilla, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 7:50, archived)
# seemed funyunier at the time
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:39, archived)
#
(cringe hetchetu aloh, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 8:58, archived)
# last night the last 747 jumbo jet left the production facilities
R.I.P.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 9:26, archived)
# the nobs are now the knobs
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 11:44, archived)
# I want a brown baby like the other mums on the estate
(rogerzilla, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 11:56, archived)
# alright Ninj, you forgot to make it monochrome
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:37, archived)
# i'm not ninj.. colour is fine for the 'edit'
(cringe hetchetu aloh, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 16:37, archived)
# You will be.
You will be.

/Yoda voice
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 19:32, archived)
# 🚗🚕🚓🛵🏍🛺🚛🚑🦼🚜🚐🚒🚎🚌🚙
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Where men fear to tread
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 2:42, archived)
# Too classy to be either a cyborg seamhorse or a cyborg Jeremy
(Hemipygous, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 11:21, archived)
# mmm . . .
maybe more plausible than funny or classy?


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] vaguely related pea


vaguely related pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:05, archived)
# arrgh! :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:10, archived)
# Ha ah ha ha ha ! : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:36, archived)
# I might need a few days to get over this
Aaaarrrrgggghhh
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 22:43, archived)
# SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 22:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 0:53, archived)
# Late to seeing this, but I fucking love it!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:39, archived)
# If anything you could have made this even MORE laboured and it would be even funnier
(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] AI isn't that bad after all. i clicked a button.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 20:40, archived)
# It’s the new Photoshop.
“I made this!” LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 20:55, archived)
# Dall-E : "the average b3ta.com user after a visit to /talk, a place nobody mentions in polite conversation, drawn in the style of Dali"
Click for bigger (333 kb)"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:01, archived)
# FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:15, archived)
# TBH, it's better than my potatoshoppings
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:16, archived)
# I don't know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:16, archived)
# You didn’t this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 0:54, archived)
# Battton
Ba I Bac Teta
BatA
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 16:54, archived)
# BALT BAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:13, archived)
# WeLL Ton
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] No cybuggery here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 18:34, archived)
# I laughed
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 18:49, archived)
# 😜 :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 19:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 20:32, archived)

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