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[challenge entry] eat the rest of your rat like a good boy


with thanks to ls18
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:57, archived)
# be my guest :D
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 17:44, archived)
# Hello :) LS18 has me on ignore so I can't see how he's helped you. I wonder if you could describe it for me? tia :)
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 18:06, archived)
# he gave a rat's arse
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 19:31, archived)
# Makes a change from being a racist cunt, I suppose.
LS18, not you (I assume).
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 19:39, archived)
# i suspect i missed something
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 19:43, archived)
# LS18 being a racist cunt, you mean?
Then you've not been paying attention to /board for the last 15 years. To be fair, nobody else has either.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:18, archived)
# The jury's still out on mohafa.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 19:44, archived)
# My grandson heard him say he was ordering "a chinky" the other day.
My grandson!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:19, archived)
# Seems like a shit excuse to say a racial slur on the internet to me.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 23:15, archived)
# It's ok it was a chin key. I've had lockjaw.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 23:37, archived)
# OOF!
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:40, archived)
# Thanks for noticing this
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:54, archived)
# Get a fucking grip.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 6:17, archived)
# I hope this continues until every other user has got sick of it and left
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 10:02, archived)
# Am I criticising anti-racist users with this post?
Because it really sounds like I am arguing in favour of ethnic cleansing and genocide!!!
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 10:05, archived)
# ^literally not Hitler
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:20, archived)
# It's hard to say, because it wasn't clear what 'it' you were referring to.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:08, archived)
# I mean, I have a pretty strong grip already.
What you mean is 'stop calling out my casual racism and making me feel bad for the bad things I do."

To which I'm afraid the answer is no. Sort yourself out.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 14:48, archived)
# It's everyone else making you behave like this.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 14:54, archived)
# Making me behave like what?
Like doing racism comes with its own set of entirely predictable consequences?
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 14:57, archived)
# Like an angry aggressive man constantly on the lookout for a fight online.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:28, archived)
# You can call the hot emotion which drives your actions by any name you choose. Your behavior is that of an angry aggressive man constantly on the lookout for a fight online.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:35, archived)
# It's not a lie if YOU believe it.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 17:36, archived)
# You fucking stupid fucking cunt.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 17:59, archived)
# You can call the hot emotion which drives your actions by any name you choose. Your behavior is that of an angry aggressive man constantly on the lookout for a fight online.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 19:12, archived)
# You're neither judge nor jury brb. What you are is an angry aggressive man constantly on the lookout for a fight online.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:56, archived)
# How dare you gender me??
I've told you I like arguments. Arguments are fun.

I've also told you I hate racists. Racists are cunts.

You appear to have a problem with that, but I don't. :)
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 14:46, archived)
# "I've told you I'm an angry aggressive man constantly on the lookout for a fight online."
You make a good point though. I do indeed have a problem with angry aggressive men constantly on the lookout for a fight online.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:13, archived)
# I doubt you will believe me, but I promise you that I'm not angry.
It seems as if you might be projecting just a little bit.

There's a difference between being constantly on the lookout for a fight, and being constantly up for an argument. There's nothing wrong with a frank exchange of ideas. I don't know why arguing scares you so.

I don't know why you can't just keep arguments to the topic, either. Seems like you always try to make them personal.

Again, this seems like your personal problem, not mine.
x
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:27, archived)
# gotcha :)
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 23:42, archived)
# Did you not receive my previous missive?
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 18:38, archived)
# who?
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:21, archived)
# I think he's ignored 90% of us, welcome to the non-exclusive club
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:24, archived)
# Oh dear I just logged out
It seems he is still flooding the board with shite!!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:41, archived)
# ^this
I don’t think I’ll ever log out again.
Can’t stand it!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:54, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 23:14, archived)
# baboon sideroar?
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(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 23:22, archived)
# Borneo sailboard?
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 1:13, archived)
# Oils boner abroad
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 6:08, archived)
# do rob or a lesbian
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 11:00, archived)
# lesbian boar odor
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:30, archived)
# I thought I was special :(
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The subtle clues were there
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] In this era, the concept of cyborgery was not yet well-defined.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 15:32, archived)
# Pffft
(, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 2:14, archived)
# I know 😒
(, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes! That reminds me of this:

(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:02, archived)
# Theresa is trump's daughter?
The voters should be told!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:25, archived)
# perfect
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The new 6million dollar man
I guess you have to cut corners now with only 6million dollars

(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 12:47, archived)
# haha!
Yes, economies have changed.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 14:56, archived)
# that's like 150 dollars?
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry to hear that, how's your meal?
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Slow down!!

(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft, what are your prime directives?

(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 12:08, archived)
# This made me LOL. XD
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 13:31, archived)
# |)
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 13:47, archived)
# Now do Robocop's Dairy
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:26, archived)
# Parfait!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 15:23, archived)
# "it's for playing Pong."
"I don't play with my food."
(, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Sigh
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 9:08, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 10:37, archived)
# And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his frequency hair!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 10:39, archived)
# The Bear And The Tennis Plair
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 17:09, archived)
# What "giving a rat's ass" actually looks like
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 0:13, archived)
# did sick
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:27, archived)
# Gitwell_Sune
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Robo Mojo Jojo
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:48, archived)
# Is that a jojo reference?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:18, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:40, archived)
# No bojo?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:41, archived)
# In a dojo?
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 1:26, archived)
# hello moto
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Robo Tojo Yamamoto
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Robo-Bobo Brazil
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 22:50, archived)
# get back
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 1:56, archived)
# When someone actually steals Ghandi from a baby.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 15:42, archived)
# "someone"
The cool kids know exactly who that is.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 16:04, archived)
# Any idea what percentage are cool, or kids?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 16:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 17:01, archived)
# I wondered if it was the ED guy.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:19, archived)
# why'll
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Anti-Russian Stealth-Equipped-Reptile On Tracks: (ARSE-ROT)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 14:48, archived)
# must have shelled out a lot for that one
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 5:14, archived)
# spang !
😜
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Human Cyborg Relations
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:50, archived)
#

(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Adrienne Barbeaubot
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 20:03, archived)
# Now we're talking!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 21:11, archived)
# Yes! More robots with tits!

(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:09, archived)
# you deserve a slap
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:27, archived)
# 3 legs or GTFO
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 18:06, archived)
# I have pod 6
Jerks etc
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:11, archived)
# Who needs a pod 6 anyway?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:41, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 12:59, archived)
# Is that Erick Morello?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:05, archived)
# Too soon
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:22, archived)
# Nobody dies in December.
Please check the FP/ this year’s dead people.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:32, archived)
# sean young ?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 16:38, archived)
# I have no idea who that is, but while searching the news I discovered-
Gallagher the watermelon-smashing comedian has died at 76.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 18:57, archived)
# I get all my news from board
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 19:49, archived)
# Doh!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:05, archived)
# Coolio died in September
Both he and Gallagher appeared as characters in "Weird : The Al Yankovic Story", released in September.
The film is clearly cursed.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 20:08, archived)
# it's all cgi nowadays
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:35, archived)
# it was weird timing
was talking about old weirdness to friends and asked rhetorically "whatever happened to Gallagher anyway?" and the next day heard he'd died.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 4:46, archived)
# Birds of a feather will never be the same
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] when you've caught the red eye from the future...
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 11:04, archived)
# That'll teach him to use other people's towels at the gym
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Robot Plant

(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 18:31, archived)
# Woo yay etc
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 23:42, archived)
# Don't give him ideas
They'll do an ABBA-style tour with robots of their younger selves
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 7:50, archived)
# seemed funyunier at the time
(, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 16:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 8:58, archived)
# last night the last 747 jumbo jet left the production facilities
R.I.P.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 9:26, archived)
# the nobs are now the knobs
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 11:44, archived)
# I want a brown baby like the other mums on the estate
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 11:56, archived)
# alright Ninj, you forgot to make it monochrome
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:37, archived)
# i'm not ninj.. colour is fine for the 'edit'
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 16:37, archived)
# You will be.
You will be.

/Yoda voice
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 19:32, archived)
# 🚗🚕🚓🛵🏍🛺🚛🚑🦼🚜🚐🚒🚎🚌🚙
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Where men fear to tread
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 2:42, archived)
# Too classy to be either a cyborg seamhorse or a cyborg Jeremy
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 11:21, archived)
# mmm . . .
maybe more plausible than funny or classy?


(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] vaguely related pea


vaguely related pea
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:05, archived)
# arrgh! :P
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:10, archived)
# Ha ah ha ha ha ! : D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:36, archived)
# I might need a few days to get over this
Aaaarrrrgggghhh
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 22:43, archived)
# SHIT!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 22:59, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 0:53, archived)
# Late to seeing this, but I fucking love it!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:39, archived)
# If anything you could have made this even MORE laboured and it would be even funnier
(, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] AI isn't that bad after all. i clicked a button.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 20:40, archived)
# It’s the new Photoshop.
“I made this!” LOLz
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 20:55, archived)
# Dall-E : "the average b3ta.com user after a visit to /talk, a place nobody mentions in polite conversation, drawn in the style of Dali"
Click for bigger (333 kb)"
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:01, archived)
# FP this now!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:15, archived)
# TBH, it's better than my potatoshoppings
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:16, archived)
# I don't know what you mean
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:16, archived)
# You didn’t this.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 0:54, archived)
# Battton
Ba I Bac Teta
BatA
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 16:54, archived)
# BALT BAT
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 22:13, archived)
# WeLL Ton
(, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] No cybuggery here
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 18:34, archived)
# I laughed
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 18:49, archived)
# 😜 :)
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 19:01, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 20:32, archived)

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