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# Fix it or this
b3ta.com/talk/8380126
Replying to a post on talk coz Rob fucked it

Pics or GTFO
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:38, archived)
# Kill yourself
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:43, archived)
# But people are still posting there though
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:55, archived)
# Not the cool people though
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:04, archived)
# the backward swamp-folk have nowhere to go and will shift their violent hatred to /board
(, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:37, archived)
# FOR IT IS WRITTEN
(, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 22:36, archived)
# I've asked Wil to look into what's going on
Conspiracy theories that it's a plot to close /talk are nonsense btw - if we wanted to close it we'd just close it.

The exciting truth is that we've recently upgraded the version of PHP we run the site on and it's produced random problems which we're ironing out as we spot them.
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:57, archived)
# Well whatever is going on is weird af
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:02, archived)
# if I try and post on /talk
it accepts my message and doesn't appear - are you the same?
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:04, archived)
# yep and there's no errors anywhere
Post count isn't increasing either
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:05, archived)
# LONG story short the code's seen 9223372036854775807 posts and isn't taking it anymore
(, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 8:40, archived)
# Same
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:05, archived)
# I can't post on /talk
but that's only because I can't post on /talk
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:06, archived)
# first rule of /talk
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 23:26, archived)
#
-af
+ai
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:45, archived)
# OK cool
thanks rob
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:02, archived)
# You *would* say that.
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:04, archived)
# Seems ok again
I'll need to investigate later and try to figure out what went wrong
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:10, archived)
# Glad to know it's not just me. You do realise this place would be dead on its arse without me?

(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:42, archived)
# And where's your picture, you cunt?
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:58, archived)
# Inside your mother's rancid cunt
Oops wrong board
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:03, archived)
# Cheers
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)
# Cheers
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] blake's hole
(, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 0:03, archived)
# Calm down. It’s not that important.
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:08, archived)
# 👍🏻
(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] An even longer jump cut

Click for bigger (65 kb)
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:24, archived)
# FP this yourself
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:39, archived)
# Wow.
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:33, archived)
# awaits brb approval
brb
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 13:52, archived)
# I say I say I say
boy :)
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 13:59, archived)
# Approval denied :(
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:17, archived)
# "Those who ask for mercy are too weak to deserve it."
(But you know I clicked I like this anyway.)
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 22:17, archived)
# Who's that third from the left?
I will love him and squeeze him and call him George...
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 22:49, archived)
# That's George.
He likes to be loved and squeezed.
(, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 0:57, archived)
# It's a kzin
aka Kzinti, created by Larry Niven.

memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Kzinti
(, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] fuggit...
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 13:30, archived)
# IDGI
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 13:57, archived)
#

(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:14, archived)
# MODS
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:16, archived)
# Oh yeah… that great SciFi show from the 70’s… M*A*S*H…
….pfft.
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:35, archived)
#
😘😉
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:52, archived)
# Mashing stuff
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 20:02, archived)
# Arfnoon!
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 12:23, archived)
# Fuck off you stupid spastic horse rape cunt wank stain arse nonce
sorry ninj this is /talk now
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 12:28, archived)
# https://www.scope.org.uk/donate/
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 13:52, archived)
# I know
I do
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 13:56, archived)
# https://rapecrisis.org.uk/donate/
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:02, archived)
# I know
I don't
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:04, archived)
# B3ta finally killed /talk
?
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 11:32, archived)
# No, just a new URL. You can find it under
/wank
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 11:43, archived)
# Is this the new talk now?
Fuck
Cunt
Horse Slasher
Spastic
Etc...
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 11:50, archived)
# you fucking cunt bastard camel knobber cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 11:59, archived)
# Oh dear
I feel rob has made a terrible error here
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 12:03, archived)
# ಠ▄ಠ
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 12:10, archived)
# *nods*
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 12:12, archived)
# I really hope it's not an error
and that /talk is finally being put down. That whole section of the site is just an embarrassment for the human race. Utterly worthless Nazi scum and their pathetic cowardly mates working themselves into a gammon frenzy all the time.
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:13, archived)
# Well I actually meant it as an error because
the backward swamp-folk have nowhere to go and will shift their violent hatred to /board
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:19, archived)
# Where they will last maybe 2 days,
perhaps as long as a week before being permanently banned. That Nazi shit doesn't fly here.

Bring it on.
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:21, archived)
# Leave the Nazis alone.
What did they ever do to you?
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:38, archived)
# backward swamp-folk, violent hatred
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:48, archived)
# Wanker!
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:07, archived)
# …but….I saw you there….
All over that shit!
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 21:33, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 13:30, archived)
# Mr. Horrible! Self censorship?
One of the toxic cunts removing the homophobia and ablism from a /talk meme?! There's hope for you yet!

:)
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 13:56, archived)
# That was the radio version
If you want the full 12 inches meet me out back. I'm the cripple in the pink cowboy hat.
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:58, archived)
# really? hmmm
(, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:35, archived)
# I remember when all this was just pricks and wankers
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 12:55, archived)
# *reminces*
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 13:09, archived)
# …and…?….
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:36, archived)
# What?
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:07, archived)
# Cha!
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Late night special

(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 23:09, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 23:20, archived)
# Gaz brb, he knows this sort of thing
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 23:28, archived)
# Still can't post on /talk. I know everyone there must be missing me terribly :'(
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 9:07, archived)
# Have you been banhammered?
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 11:59, archived)
# Bolilocks and the bears
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 0:16, archived)
# Yo!
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 11:59, archived)
# I want to mash Cool Runnings and Silent Running
but Cool Runnings is not a sci-fi film and my wife insists that I go to sleep now as it is very late.
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 1:10, archived)
# If you mash them up, then it will be.
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 3:52, archived)
# you go and mash to your liking
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 8:54, archived)
# an appealing stream crossing, sir wonder!
(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 6:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# :)

(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 20:52, archived)
# I like this
but not a lot.
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 21:18, archived)
# Straight to Hull with thee
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 21:29, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 22:22, archived)
#
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#
wow she's hot
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 13:47, archived)
# shopped pics only
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:42, archived)
# Love a bit of Mekon
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 23:10, archived)
# His physical disabilities never held him back, what an inspirational figure
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 23:15, archived)
# domination of the universe for the purpose of scientific research - a noble pursuit
Misunderstood Mekon
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry]

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# Yes!
Even Pat's laughing at that
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:53, archived)
# hehe!
Ectoplasm fucking everywhere
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:57, archived)
# Ahaha that’s brilliant!
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 19:24, archived)
# He wouldn't be interested in girls as he wants to stay puft
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:39, archived)
[challenge entry] 1.21 Gigawatts!
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:06, archived)
# Ouch
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 23:11, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:20, archived)
# Enough with the selfies
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:27, archived)
# love it!
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:29, archived)
# +t
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:09, archived)
# i like breasts
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 23:23, archived)
# That's a dumb cunty shit thing to say
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 23:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 1:11, archived)
# Like something from
this...
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:18, archived)
# That's you ready for another Friday night party
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:34, archived)
# The new C3PO looks a bit different
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 23:15, archived)
# OOF!
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 0:15, archived)
# When you're smiling, when you're smiling
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 0:26, archived)
# metropolis x killer clowns from outer space
for the compo
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 4:20, archived)
# ^I’d watch this movie!
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile...
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha nice
:D
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 15:52, archived)
# Haha!

(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 12:27, archived)
# Bandwagon!
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# This one actually works!
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] *parp*
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 14:50, archived)
# .
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 2:55, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 15:05, archived)
# Clicks
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] It's time travel, Dave
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:38, archived)
#
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# I shouldn't laugh
but I did.
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[challenge entry]

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(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea

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[challenge entry]
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# Very good!
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:25, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 14:05, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 14:51, archived)
# nicely done
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
Thats genius. Gets my vote.
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:50, archived)
# Lovely
(, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

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# Nice
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:36, archived)
# Beautiful
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 20:46, archived)
# quality work
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 23:50, archived)
# This is epic and should be serialised in the Daily Star immediately
And Dan Dare really needs to learn to stop drawing on his eyebrows when drunk.
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 0:41, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 1:45, archived)
# you're just critcising the lack of Gorn tits
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 2:01, archived)
# /talk is broken. Send help please :(
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 8:12, archived)
# I linked them to Scope's donation page, not sure what else I can do to help.
They don't listen to me, you see, because I stand up to them. They only listen to people as cruel and stupid as them, sadly all they ever say is dumb cunty shit.
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 14:39, archived)
# I can hear you, and you're talking shit
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:24, archived)
# Perhaps they'd listen to you?
I notice you've not been joining in with the ablism hate crime craze, I assume because you're not as cruel and stupid as they are.

Be brave, I dare you.
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:35, archived)
# shut up you mong
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:41, archived)
# What a dumb cunty shit thing to say.
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:52, archived)
# This is fucking ace
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 10:29, archived)
# Is your bollocks key broken??
(, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 17:38, archived)

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