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[challenge entry] It's an autobiography...

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(suckfake Frisky biscuits, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 15:31, archived)
# Very nice.
She absolutely definitely did not crash the economy. And that house purchase I was going to make last year absolutely DID NOT fall through because my buyers suddenly found their mortgage rates completely unaffordable almost overnight.

Liz, you fucking deluded cunt.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 Sep 2023, 15:38, archived)
# pork markets tho
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 21:31, archived)
# Park meerkats
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 Sep 2023, 21:36, archived)
# And cheese. Don't forget cheese.
(rogerzilla, Tue 19 Sep 2023, 14:05, archived)
# Am I wrong
for wanting to fuck her like she fucked the country...?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Sep 2023, 21:21, archived)
# I'm not advocating rape, BTW...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Sep 2023, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 Sep 2023, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] “Close, Mr Deckard”
(JauntyArt, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 11:56, archived)
# You’d hardly need a finely calibrated test to work out he’s not human.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 12:58, archived)
#
The real clue is in his surname
(JauntyArt, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 14:44, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 15:04, archived)
#
Mechanical Replicant
(JauntyArt, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] does this count ?

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(cringe hetchetu aloh, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 0:14, archived)
# Simon Weston is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 10:04, archived)
# Must be well moisturised?
(gronda_gronda I'm old, please speak slowly., Tue 19 Sep 2023, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 0:08, archived)
# Happy candleday, old 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 1:01, archived)
# Been around forever.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 1:04, archived)
# Someone overdid it with the expanding foam filler
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 1:12, archived)
# Total Destruction
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 3:52, archived)
# -l +t
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 21:38, archived)
#
Oof
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 23:48, archived)
# Woooooah, nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 2:07, archived)
# Righteous, bro o/\o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 3:41, archived)
# Anyone would think atomic was obsessed by mezoomas
(rogerzilla, Tue 19 Sep 2023, 7:51, archived)
# Extremely Obsessed
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Sep 2023, 16:12, archived)
# Happy Candles!!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 7:04, archived)
# Cheers! o/‘
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 11:23, archived)
# Merry Candlemas!
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 Sep 2023, 7:09, archived)
# Like Christmas *
* -gifts
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 11:24, archived)
# good vibes :D


each candle = 2.125 b3ta candles
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 18 Sep 2023, 9:01, archived)
# And 8 pointies. Sounds about right.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 9:19, archived)
# That's not how you spell AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 10:04, archived)
# Forced Meme Fusion….
…oh yes…this will work.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 11:25, archived)
# what can i say?
I just love me a bit of freebase :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 18 Sep 2023, 12:35, archived)
# And his best friend.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 13:53, archived)
# yeah loves me a bit of Flan :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 19 Sep 2023, 14:25, archived)
# Candles can only mean one thing...

(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 10:28, archived)
# Right
Melty Cock Candle!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 11:26, archived)
# this shit again? oh well ... enjoy your candles. here, as much as I'm willing to contribute:

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 10:39, archived)
# To WAR!!!!!!! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 11:27, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 11:52, archived)
# I’m only 17! Ha Ha! So young! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 11:58, archived)
# Happy BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMday
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 12:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 12:27, archived)
# Happy pointies day atmoic!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Sep 2023, 13:49, archived)
# Love teh Pointies! <3 ^^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 13:54, archived)
# CANDLES
Many candles.

I'm approaching my 19th soon. I'll probably forget again.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 13:50, archived)
# Make a shop in advance and keep it on your desktop as a reminder.
Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 13:56, archived)
# 17 happy flaming candles up your bum
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 13:56, archived)
# Ow!
You’re so naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 13:57, archived)
# Yeah I'm proper transgressive, me.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)
# happy b3taday old boy
the space cake is on the way

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 16:35, archived)
# *Locked On Target*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 18:06, archived)
# Happy B3TADAY
And thank you. You have made many a dull day happy. Keep up the lunacy. Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 21:00, archived)
# O_o I didn’t do nuthin’
Juss being myself.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 23:49, archived)
# BTW…spotted this in my files recently :’(

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Sep 2023, 16:10, archived)
# joyous candles mate
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 23:44, archived)
# She is joyous, isn’t she?! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 23:51, archived)
# New poster for the office

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(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:01, archived)
# I was thinking he was a sleazy arsehole before it was trendy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 1:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 11:05, archived)
# BR&
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 21:40, archived)
# Looks like Neil Oliver blaming woke culture on the Highland Clearances
(rogerzilla, Tue 19 Sep 2023, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The Whitty’s Have Eyes
(JauntyArt, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 19:17, archived)
# Bean challenge was last week
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 10:06, archived)
# Low effort but topical
(lancsdigital, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 18:44, archived)
#
Always loved the Stewart Lee quote on Brand:
"...and the way that Russell Brand thinks up cutesy, diminutive, Mr. Man names (for his own penis), makes him sound like: a child molester, who is trying to convince himself, to allow himself, to molest himself."
(JauntyArt, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 19:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)
# Brand X
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 20:12, archived)
# moroccan roll
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:08, archived)
# I had to log in to say that I am currently listening to Disco Suicide from that exact album.
Taking into account the frequency at which I listen to that track, the rate at which I check up on B3ta, the speed at which new messages are posted on board, the odds of someone interpreting "Brand X" as a band name, the Cosmic Coincidence Constant, carry the three... I would calculate the chance of this happening at one in 28,700.
(Cruising Capacity, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:50, archived)
# same time tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 23:22, archived)
#
...And So To F...
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 0:01, archived)
# why do the other 2 get a pass?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 18 Sep 2023, 9:02, archived)
# Reeks of pogonophobia
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 10:10, archived)
# absolutely wreaks!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 18 Sep 2023, 12:47, archived)
# Because they aren't telling the TRUTH about Joe Biden conspiring with the majority of the electorate to illegally vote Trump out of office.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeffrey Starmer
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:56, archived)
# Martin Freeman looking pensive
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 Sep 2023, 17:51, archived)
#
pensive wonky
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 18:50, archived)
# fucked
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 18 Sep 2023, 9:02, archived)
# I applied the same opposite angle rules as Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Ding-A-Ling!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 11:06, archived)
# Rob's looking very serious.
And less ginger.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:45, archived)
# cheers to rob's candles
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:58, archived)
#
yodrivethefuckliftdowntherev
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 15:32, archived)
# Is 'Rob or Peter Mandelson?' one of those old flash games?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:08, archived)
# Looks like the late David Warner
(rogerzilla, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 7:22, archived)
# Russell Brand also has a new book out.....

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(Artificially Flavoured Since 1969, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 9:29, archived)
# Cunty wunt
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 Sep 2023, 17:54, archived)
# \o Happy 22nd b3taday, rob iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 2:08, archived)
# We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 9:25, archived)
# you can never make like a tree
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:15, archived)
# I fucking hate that song.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 15:31, archived)
# year of the cat, baker street, more than a feeling, stepping out, you're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 23:27, archived)
# I need one more candle for the cake
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 14:17, archived)
#
-cake
+custard pie
Mmmmm....custard pie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 15:30, archived)
# Happy candles!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 Sep 2023, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Gnash, gnash!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 16:52, archived)
# Bloody cheek!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, it's a pearoast

(plankton, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 22:29, archived)
# Haha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 16 Sep 2023, 6:06, archived)
# Never apologize for content.*
*Reposting cunt.
(Edit) FP! Ha Ha…we’ll done!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 6:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Ed Balls

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 10:06, archived)
#
Kevin Rowland's looking well
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 10:26, archived)
# Oh come on (eileen)
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 10:40, archived)
# Phil Lynott's looking well
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 13:41, archived)
# And his father in law
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:02, archived)
# Wil Phynott
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
# Lesley 'Aleister' Crowther
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:42, archived)
# Ted Rogers
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:10, archived)
# not any more he doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:57, archived)
# <s>ocky</s> ishi
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)
# Yes, I should have done that.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 16 Sep 2023, 6:11, archived)
# Going for the trans vote
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 21:01, archived)
# what is that? it changes?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 23:19, archived)
# It's something the young folk do
I just said it to try and be cool
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 6:27, archived)
# I don't understand these new voting systems and I'm uncomfortable talking about them
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:41, archived)
# Kevin Keegan's been sunbathing recently I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 21:09, archived)
# Graeme Souness
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 16 Sep 2023, 6:12, archived)
# shouldnt that be tony blair ? if youre familiar with past news covered up
(cringe hetchetu aloh, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 17:57, archived)
# tony blair pasta salad, you mean
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 21:12, archived)
# why does this image work so well?
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:18, archived)
# gets you off real quick does it, disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] grey dragon
(ozof, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 8:15, archived)
# do they kiss?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 21:02, archived)
# no, just a bit of bum sex
(ozof, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 0:46, archived)
# AI has gone too far
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 6:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Collective noun humour. Oh we are laughing...

(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 23:28, archived)
# I like this!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 8:04, archived)
# Woo woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 21:02, archived)
# Ha!
Clever
-click-
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The world shall hear from me again.

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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Woof!

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 20:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 Sep 2023, 20:53, archived)
# You've captured the essence of his soul.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 19:13, archived)
# That was easy!

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 19:30, archived)
# NHS, schools, councils, teachers.
Pretty much the entire public service.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 Sep 2023, 19:53, archived)
# All working from home
lazy bastards.
(davyclam, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:07, archived)
# \o/ Happy Candlez iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 23:11, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 23:41, archived)

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