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[challenge entry] Indiana Jones and the Temple of Aloo
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 16:00, archived)
# Y
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 16:05, archived)
# Smiley face on the back? of that tattie
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 18:53, archived)
# I was going to post a closeup then got distracted, he's a cheerful little fella eh
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 19:20, archived)
# he certainly this
then you consider the other eyes and potential faces and wonder

Innocent vegetable or soul absorbing Dr Who monster?
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] M*
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 13:35, archived)
# Hot Chips Houlihan
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 5:18, archived)
# yep--a physical outlet for Major Burns ;p

(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooeeerr....
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 13:32, archived)
# I wish to know where this Spudulike is, please
And do they offer egg mayo as a filling?
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 22:47, archived)
# McKane’s chips are up
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 3:51, archived)
[challenge entry] P'skool
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 3:01, archived)
# Jesus!
Goodman's gone bad again!
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 12:47, archived)
# :D yep
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a spub Boris for the compo!
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 13:08, archived)
# That's awful
but click anyway ;p
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - POTATOES


Boiled! Baked! Chips! Crisps! Let's celebrate the versatility of the humble potato by photoshopping spuds.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Insert:[potatoe;shittingoutfries/gif/hostedbyb3tards.com] Proxy:

(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:53, archived)
# i say this doesn't go not too far enough!
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 18:34, archived)
# There’s a Mothership landing on a mountain made of mashed potatoes, dirt, and garbage, in his kitchen.
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 18:38, archived)
# shut up and take my money
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 22:23, archived)
# All eyes on the one showing skin
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 2:08, archived)
# very good
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, I'm a married potato, I'm a married potato!

The one on the right reminds me of Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 13:31, archived)
# Monster Mash
Not sure if we're looking at strippers or flashers ;-)
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooraa!
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 2:53, archived)
# XD Ha Ha!!!
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 3:10, archived)
# HAHA
Lovely!
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 12:45, archived)
# HUH!
Might come back because of this...
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 13:48, archived)
# That's the spirit.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 14:39, archived)
# He's lying captain
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 16:06, archived)
# He got nothing.
He can’t even Star Wars.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 16:35, archived)
# HE'S VERY TALENTED AND HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE SETS HIS MIND TO OK
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 19:21, archived)
# The proof is in the pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 19:57, archived)
# Are you suggesting he needs a mouthful of engorged meat??
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 20:21, archived)
# :O ——:
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] King Edward Bundy
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] King Edward pea
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 13:05, archived)
# When did you sneak this in?
(clx)
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 20:08, archived)
# Bosch!!
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:13, archived)
# One more, I know you like him
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:48, archived)
# Yes! Awesome!
Both these artists' styles are the best!
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:49, archived)
# The models I have available right now can easily do stuff that resembles his in terms of content and composition
but to make something that also resembles his distinctive very soft paint style takes a lot more trial and error and messing around, I didn't even try in this case
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 22:01, archived)
# If you combine both artists’ styles into one image, the world might implode!
*rubs hands, snickering*
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 22:06, archived)
# I said…if you combine both artists’ styles into one image, the world might implode!
C’mon! Do it!!! D:
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 16:42, archived)
# oh I thought you said that to stop me doing it
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 19:24, archived)
# ...Push!...The!...Big!....Red!....Button!....
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 19:50, archived)
# Bosch with a hint of Ryden
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 18:35, archived)
# Robert and Toyah next Sunday, probably
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:18, archived)
# Attention Whore Cunts
Give it up old people!
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:36, archived)
# oh pls no :(
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:40, archived)
# Don't worry, looks like Toyah had been to the hairdresser and wasn't wishing to risk her 'do
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 18:55, archived)
# please tell me you mean the hair on her head
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 19:22, archived)
# Looks like David Firth twins?
Freaky!
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 13:10, archived)
# Here’s Davey!!!
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 16:39, archived)
# Redrum!
Only the location has been changed to protect the innocent.
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 9:07, archived)
# Yeah, just another haunted hotel with creepy decor.
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] "And are you sure it's mine?"
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 17:32, archived)
# No DNA proof 2000 yrs ago ;p
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 17:55, archived)
# Just wait until you read about Easter
He turns himself off and on again.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 0:46, archived)
# A fire? At a sea parks?
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 0:50, archived)
# hahahaha
It's wreckin' my head!
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 16:11, archived)
# *turns Lazarus off and on again*
there you go, all fixed
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 15:00, archived)
# Lovely Q! Welcome baaaack…

(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 20:45, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 22:24, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
I've been busy and neglected this place for too long!
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 12:43, archived)
# Hello
Nice to see you here
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 22:24, archived)
# Thanks :D
Nice to be back! What have I missed?
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Santa weather TV
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
What's he doing to Wales!
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 17:34, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 17:47, archived)
# She makes top 7 on this useful list compiled by middle-aged men
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 7:51, archived)
# It's happy monsters

I made this with AI, sorry :(
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 15:37, archived)
# That pug's neckmouth....
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 16:58, archived)
# I love that little guy
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 17:28, archived)
# Castle Greyskull has changed.
Someone should ask AI what the baby of Donald Trump and Skeletor looks like.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 17:00, archived)
# Where the Wild thing AI
AI does generate some beautiful images!
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 17:35, archived)
# Don’t eat the pink mushroom.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 18:02, archived)
# +Stormy Daniels
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 19:05, archived)
# hamburder
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 20:43, archived)
# ask al to draw the hamburdler
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 20:57, archived)
# covfefe
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 20:58, archived)
# Replacement theory dog whistle on the popular page, a new low.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 21:28, archived)
# It's fine, all the usual apologists don't see a problem with it so it's fine.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 21:39, archived)
# To clarify, by 'apologists' I mean everyone on where who isn't prepared to call this shit out.
And if anyone needs a primer on *why* they should be calling this shit out, start here.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 9:30, archived)
# Well I had to look
and yes, that cunt needs to go.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 21:44, archived)
# Worst b3tan Ever.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 18:00, archived)
# I suspect sock-puppeting.
It doesn't take many likes in quiet times.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 15:37, archived)
# thank you for what you patiently do
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 16:46, archived)
# Oh I'm nearly certain it's sock puppeteering
having conducted my own deep investigation into the PP mystery (friending all active users to spy on their likes). Over a couple of weeks I saw him receive a small handful of likes from actual users, but not enough to get each and every one of his dreadful pictures PP'd.

Socks don't solve the FP mystery though.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 19:59, archived)
# That system won't include active lurkers (ie people who click like but don't comment)
and at quiet times, getting on the PP doesn't really take much.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:33, archived)
# I have no idea how many lurkers there are
but it seems unlikely that a majority of them are Nazis.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 22:28, archived)
# Perhaps that was actually a really cool thing to do, but honestly it sounds a bit unhealthy to me brb
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:56, archived)
# lol yeah
I'm a right creepy bastard.

It's just using the functionality of the website to do some fun detective work. I'm not doxxing anybody or coordinating a bullying campaign. Relax.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 22:26, archived)
# I wasn't accusing you of anything or suggesting any of the things you just said, I'm just saying it sounds like a lot of attention to give to something unpleasant for no reward.
Relax is great advice though, thanks :)
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 23:05, archived)
# Unpleasantness can be its own reward.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 0:06, archived)
# Just been reading
this essay about AI, art and music (produced for a festival I recently attended), which some of you might find interesting.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 16:50, archived)
# Thank you!
That's a great read, cheers.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 17:01, archived)
# Has your new friend AL taken the place of Pedro?
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 18:09, archived)
# No :(
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 19:24, archived)
# Would be a good OTT Album Cover
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 21:03, archived)
# Open-border chaos or policy at work?
Mod: Farage shit removed
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 14:24, archived)
# Fuck off back to your usual alt-right MAGA swamp, cunt
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 17:47, archived)
# Seconded
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 1:19, archived)
# Putin likes this post.
Jake Broe had it right.
Just make it a serious offence to employ undocumented people. If not, why not?
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 18:04, archived)
# Immigration is fine, but
we are experiencing an unsustainable tsunami in terms of numbers.
And you are right--Putin likely does enjoy the strain it imposes on our resources.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 18:15, archived)
# if they stop wetbacks, who's gonna cut my grass for five bucks?
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 9:18, archived)
# Fucking hell!
- Biden is MASSIVE!

Bet he could fuck Trump up good and proper.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 15:29, archived)
# Ricky Gervhs

Click for bigger (159 kb)
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 14:28, archived)
# Betamax Bygravhs
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 14:39, archived)
# vhs deferens
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 15:09, archived)
# actually, that sounds like something from David Lynch.
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 15:09, archived)
# David Cronenberg, I reckon.
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 15:15, archived)
# Yes, I was getting my Davids mixed up.
Dvd Cronenberg though, surely.
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 15:17, archived)
# George Lazerdisc
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 16:59, archived)
# Betamax Ophüls
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 8:27, archived)
# Satyajit Blu-ray
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 10:08, archived)
#
Pather Panchali :)
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 14:40, archived)
# didn't he say once that comedy should punch up
yet for most of his career, he has punched down. The cunt.
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 20:17, archived)
# He really is a nasty, odious prick.
$$, I mean.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 9:02, archived)
# Punchup?
He occasionally punches down, but his balance of up/down is strongly up, unlike many so-called comedians. And he's funny, unlike many so-called comedians.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 9:07, archived)
# He's funny?
Fucking hell, he hides that well.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 9:10, archived)
# Once, when there was a more obvious ironic element,
an audience who understood that and a sense of the world having moved on, maybe.

I don't think he's personally a bigot on most issues (though the trans stuff seems sincere, which muddies that water), but you'd think having his material shared by Turning Point UK would have given him pause for thought. He seems completely unaware how the world (and his own audience) has changed in the last 15 years, or how ironic bigotry is used by the far right.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 9:58, archived)
# He certainly is one of those so-called comedians.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 10:53, archived)
# I bet you love Mrs. Brown too.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 14:27, archived)
# Alright Ricky
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 14:40, archived)
# He's shit, everything he's done has been cringeworthy, even being a shit music reporter on radio
and in particular The Office is the most awful fetid stew of bollocks I have ever seen.

On the other hand, I assume he makes money, so enough people must be happy enough to part with it and post it into his gurning orifices.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 21:29, archived)
# what is the most wonderful fetid stew of bollocks you have ever seen?
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 3:27, archived)
# Ed Balls
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 23:36, archived)
# Semen Khaidenko
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 0:00, archived)
# It's hard to punch up when you are as rich as him
People taking offense are just as valuable to him as people loving his material. Personally, I found his latest show boring, it wasn't comedy so much as pub banter level commentary. Topics are predictable, the comedy isn't sharp or insightful and there is too much laughing at his own punch lines. I wasn't offended in the slightest, but even if I was it would not matter one iota. He makes a shit ton of cash and the more outrage the better for him. I just thought meh.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 16:56, archived)
# I made an image ages ago that fits with this week's challenge, is it OK to repost it?
We would prefer that you made a new picture instead, that's what the image challenge is for. No reposted image has won the challenge yet.

Hi everyone, just keeping teh board ticking over with some helpful information from the FAQ for reference in 2024. Have a great new year when it comes!
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 12:39, archived)
# dibnah
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 13:09, archived)
# Terrible bullying
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 13:18, archived)
# bollocks
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 0:03, archived)
# Thank you!
Side note: Movies are not TV Shows.
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 13:48, archived)
# Apart from
Twin Peaks: The Return, which is both for some reason.
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 14:07, archived)
# The Truman Show
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 14:10, archived)
# ^ backdoor pilot
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 15:10, archived)
# Also:
December is the last month of every year.
Often overlooked, yet full of dead celebs.
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 16:01, archived)
# it's almost as if 'christhebarker' murders every celeb who dies in December, and has a pre-made alibi.
"No officer, I didn't even know they were dead, I mean look! They weren't in my Sgt Pepper's picture for that year!"
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 16:15, archived)
# Yes! That must be true!
Maybe next year he should be more dedicated to his art and not rush to the easy Front Page. Why do a year’s retrospective and only include 11 months? Seems kind of dumb to me. :/
Jusssayin
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 18:15, archived)
# Maybe edit and repost every time someone dies throughout the year? Makes sense to me!
(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 18:19, archived)
# Christmas is a month-long saturnalian orgy for him, so he needs to get the Sgt Pepper pic out of the way
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 8:15, archived)
# Oh ok…I understand now.
I’m gonna let this go…
Until next December 1st…
When he’ll post again…
And enrage me…again…
…..grrrr…..
…I’m not obsessing, or anything…
….. o___o
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 13:47, archived)
# at least you've got time to prepare yourself emotionally
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 15:39, archived)
# …tick…tick…tick…
Calm Like A Bomb.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 18:05, archived)
# Go for it!

(, Thu 28 Dec 2023, 20:32, archived)
# Burt Angle

Click for bigger (171 kb)
(, Tue 26 Dec 2023, 20:31, archived)
# You spelled angel wrong
and christmas
(, Tue 26 Dec 2023, 20:38, archived)
# Olympian paperclip collecting medallist
(, Tue 26 Dec 2023, 22:11, archived)
# And he collected those paperclips with a broken. Freakin'. Neck.
(, Tue 26 Dec 2023, 22:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Dec 2023, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Dec 2023, 23:24, archived)
# Now thats a rabbit hole
(, Wed 27 Dec 2023, 8:54, archived)
# Fuck Yes!
(, Tue 26 Dec 2023, 23:56, archived)
# I’d say that b3ta is dead…but…nobody dies in December.
(, Wed 27 Dec 2023, 20:33, archived)
# Mod Edit:
Shitload of celebs have died this December.
(, Wed 27 Dec 2023, 20:35, archived)
# Even a Smothers Brother!
Shame on you christhebarker!
(, Wed 27 Dec 2023, 20:37, archived)
# Seamless
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Simple matter of voltage

Click for bigger (548 kb)
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 19:37, archived)
# Happy Christmas, B3ta

(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 17:28, archived)
# Speedcore - The fastest way of xmas!!!!






(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 13:31, archived)
# Take your shitty annoying strobe and insert it where it'll cause internal bleeding and an embarrassing visit to A&E
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 13:55, archived)
# and a happy new year!
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 14:25, archived)
# Hmmm…a club full of sweaty shirtless men….
No thank you, Sir…No Thank You!
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 16:48, archived)
# Doesn’t play nicely with my Covid.
(, Tue 26 Dec 2023, 19:37, archived)
# Hello Dekion
(, Tue 26 Dec 2023, 21:17, archived)
# needs more spack
(, Tue 26 Dec 2023, 23:57, archived)
# Merry Christmas One And All !!
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 12:44, archived)
# It's AI
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 14:26, archived)
# AL WHO?
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 16:43, archived)
# al feel ashamed about this tomorrow
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 16:49, archived)
# Also…
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 16:49, archived)
# and they're well-armed
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 16:50, archived)
# Armed to the teeth…literally!
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 17:56, archived)
# also
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 16:55, archived)
# O_o *Runs Away*
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 17:15, archived)
# Have you been reading God Emperor of Dune?
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 17:16, archived)
# Does it have pictures?
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 19:03, archived)
# Sadly not.
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 19:56, archived)
# No I've not been reading that one
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 6:39, archived)
[challenge entry] so was You only Live Twice
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 10:52, archived)
# {:-)
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 18:32, archived)
# This is fabulous
Merry Christmas! Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho


(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 11:00, archived)
# No, Christmas is real, it's quite clearly marked on the calendar
It's the events attributed to its origin which are debatable.
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 12:21, archived)
# clean your fucking teeth
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 12:42, archived)
# It’s all about the money.
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 16:45, archived)
# I bet he still eats turkey and gets bladdered
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 17:39, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 18:33, archived)
# If I'd been McClane...
... I'd have had the basic decency to let him win the cracker pull.

He'd have had time to put on the paper hat and have a last smile, before landing.
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 11:51, archived)
# Yippy Ki-Yay
Christmas Cracker
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 15:08, archived)
# Duh. Christmas.
Took me three days to get this. But that's me, not the pic. It's great
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 9:15, archived)
#

Click for bigger (935 kb)
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 0:36, archived)
# Whah Whah Whah (plunger over trombone)
(, Mon 25 Dec 2023, 16:46, archived)
# My childhood in one photo right there
Happier days? fuck no but we didn't know any better.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 22:25, archived)

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