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I can't get the file size any smaller. I'm having serious issues today. But anyway...

Esmerelda hated those mornings when the farmer didn't warm his hands before milking her. clicky.

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pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:27, archived)

hehehe

very much

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:29, archived)

great spongage

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 5:22, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:27, archived)

it rhymes

:) The left one does appear to be a sulking suit too

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 7:27, archived)

Hello all

Here is my new kitten that looks like nohands

Good to see Mr Fnord back as well

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K3rry, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:16, archived)

awwwwww

so cute...

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pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:24, archived)

Hello to you too

Here is my new kitten who doesn't:

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:25, archived)

your cat has

evil eyes... I'd keep a close watch on that one - I'd bet he's plotting something.

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pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:29, archived)

She's plotting to puke on my bed. Hang on...

Yep, thar she blows (chunks)!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:31, archived)

heh

I knew it... that's the first step on a long road to world domination.

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pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:36, archived)

yes because

now I've had to make a vet's appointment (for the kitten, not for me, not yet anyway) and then she'll persuade the vet to make me part with lots of money, so I'll have to go to work a lot more to pay the bill, and I'll be so tired that I'll be vulnerable to her devious ways and eventually I'll end up invading America. I heard that Osama has a kitten too.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:42, archived)

hehehe

Actually, that would explain a lot about my dogs' behaviour. And all this time, I just thought they resented me for having them "done"...

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pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:47, archived)

*wince*

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:56, archived)

Aaaw!!!

If you can read this, somebody's stolen all my best hummus

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 5:07, archived)

I was looking for an orange kitten

but I ended up with this, instead. Pickles!

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Artamnesia, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 6:16, archived)

I missed seeing all the late nite (sp) kitten komparisons

and sharing, often with karatemykitten links :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 7:26, archived)

Alfred

so desperately wanted to make Bongo First Chair this year...

For some reason it got slower when I saved it... pfft.

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pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 3:59, archived)

but it's still good

wyh

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 8:49, archived)

i can't sleep

and its so lonely in here tonight....

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 3:18, archived)

I'm lurking

considering doing one more Evangelion woo yay, then holding off on new ones till i get some more dvd's

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 3:24, archived)

well

whatever passes the time! You can't have too many wooyays!

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 3:30, archived)

i wouldn't say that

i think i've been spending too much time on woo yays lately

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 3:37, archived)

I just woke up from a two hour nap.

It was lovely. Now I'm off to the shops to buy beer and food as I'm a) hungry and b) wanting beer.
Edit: And I start my new job tomorrow and I'm scared!!!!
Edit edit: And I have a cold and just sneezed all over my naked foot. That's dinner sorted then.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 3:30, archived)

That's funny...

I thought you were hot even when it was freezing outside! /arf>

(Kimbo, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 3:33, archived)

Badum tish.

Hasnt' it been hot the last three days? My friend and I went up to Irvine Spectrum to drink beer this afternoon, it was loverly.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 3:34, archived)

I noticed it was a bit warm...

but it was at least pretty convenient, as all my sweaters were in the laundry

(Kimbo, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 3:36, archived)

To continue my series...

..and in recognition of earlier events

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:33, archived)

who is this troll everyone keeps referring to?

normster?

(dolemonkey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:41, archived)

I'm not saying

because if you mention his name 3 times he may actually appear

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:46, archived)

he must be a pikey

can be the only explanation.

(dolemonkey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:53, archived)

hey wait...

I lurk and have no hummus... Anyone want to let a lovely under-bridge flat? Bit dank but will be troll-free once I move out =P

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pie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 3:28, archived)

home alone..

and surviving on rice cakes.... 8 hours till my parents come home and feed me :(

(SPoRk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:16, archived)

oh...

and by the way its 10:13am here ....im not midnight snacking ;)

(SPoRk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:17, archived)

shhh

we're all asleep

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:26, archived)

jimmy isn't

(dolemonkey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:27, archived)

Look at

him go!

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EvS, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:33, archived)

he couldn't belive his luck that when playing spaceman his trouser cough launched him into space

sorry about the hugeness

(henry's cat is yellow on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:54, archived)

it is huge

but it's rather nice too.

ANd with that, I think I shall wander off to bed. Night all. It's been fun again!

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barnesy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:56, archived)

Good night

I shall join you, but only in the sense that I too am heading to my own bed... And only 3 hours after first voicing such a possibility!

Is this a record for a fast B3tan escape?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:57, archived)

hah!

nobody escapes!

oh yeah - I've gone to bed haven't I...

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barnesy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:59, archived)

Yes, you have

/bugger

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:02, archived)

i did see the movie and read the book

you speak so delicately about his flatulence it makes me smile broadly.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:57, archived)

Woo!

& goodnight!

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Kaiser, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:58, archived)

trouser cough

i like. both the word ~~and the action~~.

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:00, archived)

Arrrgh a good picture that be

Now off I goes to sleep with the fishes. AhHarragh.

/Pervy pirate(who's going to bed)

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:06, archived)

likes

[edit and a g'night from me]

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:08, archived)

I'm caught in the spazz...

I can't walk out - because I love it too much
baby. Fantastic pics today! Woo to everyone!

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)

is that supergrass lyrics

?
to the tune of caught by the fuzz?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)

It is

now.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)

it could be a snowman

'We're walking in the spaaaaaazzz.
We're running through the late night posts.
The people are so strange,
With the images they change.

la la la la laaaaaaaa, la la la la laaaaaaaaa...'

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:45, archived)

You, sir

are either a comic genius, or deranged, or both.

Either way, that was well thought up and I'd like to sign you up for a record deal :-D

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)

i think this will sway you one way or the other

www.b3ta.com/board/473582 A poetic moment.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:54, archived)

That's

brill! Lovely late night reading :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:55, archived)

Absolutely Spazztastic

Pop-pickers...

You're deranged, the lot of you - and I'm willing to pay extra for it!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:01, archived)

I have more

the spazz is full of that sort of thing, you should see march april may june and july of last year in partricular.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:08, archived)

try this (another from november)

www.b3ta.com/board/4/9/9/4/5/7

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:12, archived)

he's already got one

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:05, archived)

woo

the b3ta label is very hip at the moment too.
Thanks for pointing that out!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:09, archived)

B-side is the shouty mix

"It's Essenshul"

[edit] bedtime, ready for my 500th post tomorrow

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:10, archived)

well i wish it could be bee three tee a

every daya-ay
la la la la la la la la la la way
oh i wish i could hummus a a a a
let the bells ring out
for meeeeeeee

good, n'est pas?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:49, archived)

put some sleigh bells behind it

and you've got a hit!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)

I like it

Here, have this autographed picture of me as a downpayment on what you owe me.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:54, archived)

but what if

the autograph is a fake?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:57, archived)

Well then

I shaln't charge you any extra for it.

Have a baboon?

Night, I'm really truly going away, no more F5s, I'm off!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:59, archived)

The correct answer is

'that's a risk I shall have to take' but that would be anal of me wouldn't it. fucksocks

'night!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:01, archived)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:57, archived)

Tee

Hee! - And I hope noone's got a radar gun on your
Photoshop.. that was a stunning turnaround!

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:57, archived)

WOO!

and YAY too.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:58, archived)

Ta both,

now where do I sign for the royalties? :o)

Time to hit the hay I think.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:00, archived)

first class hay awaits you

for the first class effort :)
Night night (number 3)
(if you start actively stating the number of times you say night night you'll be to embarassed to stay after the 4th or 5th)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 2:05, archived)

so where do i fit into this?

-Adam 'somewhat substandard' Hay

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:55, archived)

haha your name is sack and hay

that's funny :)
Really, not sarcasm fuelled.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 7:24, archived)

oh i've got the song now

caught in a trap

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)

elvis, man!

I've got to point that out otherwise Wifeof will knack me tomorrow when she reads this :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:45, archived)

thank you

very much :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)

That's a geordie

short-'a'-sound-vowel 'man' as opposed to a gracelands fuelled long-'a'-sound-plus-a-'y'-sound 'mayyyyn' obviously.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:49, archived)

that'll be

suspicious minds then

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barnesy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:45, archived)

Can you

walk out? Do you love someone? Do you? Do you dear? /claire rayner

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)

Well it certainly wasn't the

Gareth Gates Version.

Woo to the king :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:49, archived)

That's

FAB!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)

Thankee :)

Inspired by the Elvis specs picked up on a recent
Las Vegas jaunt... (that I'm not allowed to wear on
threat of being disowned by the better half - boo hiss!)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:53, archived)

sorry, you are a cat???

i always thought you were a girl. ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:56, archived)

it's so late

and I don't know how to find fonts
so the hummus is running out, but anyway:

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)

Looks

good enough to me!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:53, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)

I don't understanf that at all

but I think it's great!

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barnesy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)

it's the result of

a little visit at the local

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Kaiser, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)

a splendid source of inspiration!

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barnesy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:45, archived)

Yep!

Don't know about other people, but beer gives me gas!

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Kaiser, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)

arf

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barnesy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)

looks like a ruminating parp

to me

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)

I think that's

the right definition

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Kaiser, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)

Looks like a diagram

of how the Multiverse parped itself into existence to me....just a thought.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)

Yay!

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Kaiser, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:45, archived)

Was I right?!

/runs in circles like an excited kitten

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)

Just liked your idea

about it alot
8)

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Kaiser, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:49, archived)

I'm tres glad :)

/does cartwheels like a ninja kitten

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)

haha!

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Kaiser, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)

wonderful

indeed

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)

Fresh from the IKEA

catalogue, and right out of the Missing Consonant stable, it's

a pedant lamp.

*edit* More to follow if I can be arsed :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)

Oh very droll sir

I want one...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)

with the stylish

dual ceiling-fitting

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)

and the badly

aligned pictures, but who am I to argue? :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)

wit isn't dead.

it's just really badly crippled.

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)

"Mum, The Fruitman's here!"

thankies to Boomshank for emergency hosting

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)

It's about that time of the night again

when my thoughts are turned to Gilbert.
www.gilbertthealien.fsnet.co.uk/
(i like the pic btw, the part mising words really leave you wondering and making up silly things that they could be prefixed with)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)

Must we really have these marvelous cakes again Quentin?

edit: that's the answer to "What did the squirrel say to the oak tree" - from Gilbert's Book of Jokes

anyway - night night all!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)

When Get Fresh came to Teignmouth

I wanted to see Gilbert, but I never did.

Instead I saw Hothouse Flowers serenade a cow, and got the autograph of the sciencey bloke.

*proud*

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)

I've a feeling kylie was on get frash once or twice

in her early pop career.
My favourite memory is the how far to hitchin theme which i sing to this very day. :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)

ok i admit it

i just wanted to type 'feeling kylie'

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)

I'm with you on the How Far To Hitchin

I'm so glad someone else has a part of their brain reserved for it. Particularly the shouty bit.

btw, tags!: www.b3ta.com/board/136320

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)

before the latest board code change when they locked the archives

i would as a regular spazz visitor tidy it up and post new replies to pages like that closing tags. It's become impossible to do now of course.
It can mess up the b3ta searches too if you got that as the top result for example.

Shouty bit am de best :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:49, archived)

i sit corrected

i imagine some big safe door closing on the archives.

that might mean it's bedtime.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:54, archived)

missing words?

what missing words be them?

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:45, archived)

Oh very nice!

did you draw him yourself too? wish I had proper art skills...
wish I had improper art skills, or any kind of art skills!

WYHP

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)

aye - I'm having a break

from chopping other peoples photos and playing about with a few of my own scribblings.
got another one here in a very silly stylee - but think it'll have to wait til tomorrow.

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)

can't see piccy, but find myself laughing at the header

maybe it's time for sleep..

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)

Ooooh, Lemon ginks

are the best! Tis most woosome :)

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)

It's officially woosome

but it still makes my brain bleed.

Most welcome re:hosting good sir

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 4:53, archived)

David enjoyed Lord of the Rings so much

that he rushed home to show his girlfriend some of his favorite moments from the film.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)

congratulations for

not going down the porn road with that one :-)

nice pic!

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)

my favourite bit from the two towers?

where the plane hits them...ha ha ha ha

/been done

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)

i like this

but i also find it disturbing

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)

The lady looks so

pleased to see him.
little does she know...

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)

Little does she know...

...she's dating Patrick Bateman?

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 3:32, archived)

Could be worse...

It could be Jason Bateman...

(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 7:32, archived)

Probably been done

(gee_fin, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)

Laughed

out loud at that!

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EvS, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)

hehe

poor davros

edit:havent seen a bookatracker on here before!
Very bizarre to see people you know from other totally unrelated forums!

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)

well

spotted ;) Easiest place to upload things :)

(gee_fin, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)

hahahahaha

woo to davros

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)

If it hasn't been done

then it's about bloody time!

WYH!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)

tee hee

ace

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)

HAhahaha!

I see what you did there

Woo and Yay!

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)

That's the first time

I've snorted ~~tonight~~ this morning! 50% woo, 50% yay.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)

Champ

Nice :-)

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:58, archived)

Hello Everyone

just got back from panto for the day and there seems to be a bit of ill feeling on the board tonight...

oh well, just finished the rough mixes for my band's new stuff..... have a listen..... cheer yourselves up :)
Any Messages
Piano Song
Barium 50

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Reverend Dan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)

My speakers don't work

is that Erasure's Piano Song?

We went to a restaurant for lunch and ordered cherry pie for desert. I said to the waitress "When come back bring pie". She didn't appreciate it.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)

Hi!

I'd say something more interesting but I'm desperately trying to log off...

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Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)

just one more time ;)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)

It starts as 'one'

but becomes 'one hundred'...

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Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)

Oh, btw, girly advice needed.

I've been dating this bloke for almost two months and I'm falling in love with him. My usual trick is to dump them when this happens, but I don't want to.
Should I tell him or not or just dump him?

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)

Wrong person to ask

am freshly in love

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Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)

Ah fuck,

so am I. So did you tell him or what?

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)

She told him...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)

Oh really?

And what was his reaction?

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)

He appears outwardly pleased

but

deep down inside

He's REALLY happy!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)

does this explain

the face fungus removal?

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)

I can't deny

that it's an added incentive - but it's not being removed, more like harvested.

Or maybe it's like when they shear sheep in the spring?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)

tee hee

you could knit youself some nice earsocks from the harvested hair

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)

Yup

He loves me too!

*does happy dance*

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Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)

blimey!

warm where you are then is it? It's bloody freezing in the UK!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)

It's been hotter than hell here since New Years Day.

My girlfriend and I just went to a mall and sat in the beer gardens drinking beer and smoking while wearing skirts and sleeveless tops.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)

cor!

blimey!

</carry on films>

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)

we'll be together again

I've been waiting for a long time
We're gonna be we're gonna be
Together again
I've been connected to the right line
We'll be together and nobody ain't never
Gonna disconnect us or ever separate us
Or say to us you've got to

SPONG

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)

your profile has changed

That now scares me, window licker fits fantastically with the cat

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)

it's a monster

for sure.
I don't visit it as much as i used to.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)

it's always nice to go to sites and see a load of b3ta stuff

www.angelfire.com/games4/orens9850site/Flash.html

Even if it's not all properly credited the fact is ppl love it. It has my profile kitty there, i'm still not sure who did that originally, it might not have been a b3tan but it was posted on here a year ago.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)

no its not

but good story about the waitress though.... keep it up......
;)

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Reverend Dan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)

And when she came back I went

"mmmmmmm, pie" and nobody laughed except me and then I looked really stupid in front of my boyfriends friends.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)

You mean

they looked stupid in front of you because of their total lack of hummus, right?

Looking forward to the new job?

Woo to me, 1000 posts! I'd like to thank you all, but I'm too cheap and so instead here is a recording of Vanessa Redgrave doing it for me.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:08, archived)

I'm fucking terrified.

I was at my last job 3 1/2 years....so it's kinda scary but I'm looking forward to it as well.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)

You'll do just fine

You and I both know they go NUTS for the accent... if in doubt, just say something and you'll have them eating out of the palm of your hand.

Just make sure it's not soylent green

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)

I'm assuming

you're the lucky bloke then?

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)

What, who, me?

No, no no no, no no no no no

Yes!
/nudgenudge

what gave it away?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)

Aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

How lovely!!!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:23, archived)

woo and yay

to your 1K!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)

Woo!

Could I pretend thatI haven't logged off yet cos I was waiting for your 1000?

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Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)

Works for me, dear

now go get in bed!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)

but i'll be

all aloooone :(

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Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)

Well

you won't be alone in being alone - does that help?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)

Not much.

OK I'm going x

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Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)

No wonder we have so many posts

with all this mush! x

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:24, archived)

Eugh!

Help me mother, I cannae swim!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)

Ah, thank you!

Here, have this picture of a ten bob note as a token of my appreciation.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)

Thanks!

Here's a photocopy of a receipt.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)

Damn, now I have the Lurgi!

** resists temptation to edit earlier post to say "he's fallen in the water!" **

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)

I've got the time

written on a piece of paper here, should you be so curious later on.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)

I wonder how many people

have any clue what we're on about?

Night mate, I've gotta go finish Spike's war diaries!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:55, archived)

Did he not finish

'em himself before he shuffled off this mortal coil? heheheh

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:58, archived)

hey!

I'm listening to Any messages right now - it's very good - love the dubby start...

Rock!

ummmm I'll repeat my offer to remix your one of your tunes if you like :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)

Ummm I don't reaaaaallly remember your original offer

but OK

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Reverend Dan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)

I might have been Universal then

and you were wearing that cute little red dress

hang on a minute, you are Minnie Mouse aren't you?

;op

email me at ucs{at}nildram{dot}co{dot}uk and I'll tidy up some space for you to upload some samples - or send you my address for a disc....or something!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)

Listened to the first one

I liked it... not my usual kinda choons but I definately liked it.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)

I'm listening to Barium50

I think its pretty good!

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EvS, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)

I'm listening to the Buffy the Musical

soundtrack.

/coat, hats, gloves etc.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)

Kick-ass!

It's a shame I don't still live in England, I would have been able to see you at the live show!

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EvS, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)

I like that

"It's got a good beat" - Alan Partridge

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)

Bah, he swiped that

off Hugh Dennis's "Embarrassing Dad!"

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)

I found myself

dancing like him on New Year's Eve.

*hides in shame, but secretly grinning*

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:29, archived)

milky milky!

Lovely :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)

Watched the Oliver DVD the other day...

No-one waved farewell to Jimmy - But the unknown soldier would eventually get the biggest gravestone of them all.....

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)

hehe hehehehe!

Me likey!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)

Is that Soylent Green

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)

yep I think so

hey Slocombe - I got that bird from gettyimages.com - search for "tanning" she's on the twelvtieth page or something :)

only just come back from playing counterstrike

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)

sweet!

ta muchly on both points- is it just me or does Charlton look like Lee Majors up there?

Right, off to find tanning folk

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)

Yes, yes it is

spazz back a couple pages, we have an excellent time with it. :-)

Created at the same time was this little number:

At least I waited more than a page...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:06, archived)

i smell

a bandwagon raising from the dead...

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)

A very old bandwagon...

as it's late and not that busy and not wasting a thread and ......etc.

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)

thats purdy

turn it into pong...NOW

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)

Oooh

Being new, I'd never seen that one... cool!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)

Haven't seen that one before

that's good that is, I like it.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)

i like that a lot

and use it myself sometimes on my own webspace because i couldn't remember who'd done it.
Well done.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:25, archived)

Touching.

Time for my bed as well. Night folks.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)

Slacker!

might head off meself soon

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)

cheers

for finding the ducks/frost report thing. it's a classic.

(edit)www.b3ta.com/board/495484 by rogan

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:06, archived)

It's a

b3ta classic and no mistake!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)

what?
ah, I see it further down now...

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rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)

[teacher voice]

Oh DO pay attention Rogan. Some of the class were talking about japes relating to a 'comedy sketch' featuring Messrs Cleese and Barker from the gym club that you have faithfully recreated using your 'ducks'.
</teacher voice> :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)

more to come

from the ducks, as soon as I've got some other things off the list...

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rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)

Smart.

that is all

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:25, archived)

I'd forgotten

I did this.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)

You've been to Mid Wales on a Friday night then?

I'm from Mid Wales, I'm allowed to say that. It's like black comedians making jokes about nigers.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)

there was

no slight intended. I just thought he was happy because he'd got some new boots.

I view these things with innocent eyes.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)

I'm innocent too

After all, sheep are allowed to get tarted up and go down the pub on a Friday night, aren't they?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)

When you consider England

is the country which eats most Welsh lamb it is amusing. Perhaps they don't know the "special" ingredient :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)

boot leather

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)

Not saying

in fact I'm taking my secret with me.

Goodnight!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)

some pubs round here

you'd be hard pushed to know the difference!

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Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)

oh yeah

we've all used that excuse

oops

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)

to be honest

some girls round here, a sheep would be both more attractive and more socially acceptable.

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Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:08, archived)

you've really got a

downer on Lowestoft haven't you :o)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)

I'd rather be

in Brighton

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Batsgirl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)

Are the sheep

better looking down there? toddles off chuckling to oneself

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)

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