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what the recent crop of paedophiles can expect once they get to prison...

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bnt what, me worry?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

ouch

true thou

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Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)

tertiary circle colon librae tribe?

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stup0t, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

roight

sumfink loik 'at

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bnt what, me worry?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)

Hahahahah

Oh dear...thats is funny! Woo and more importantly yay!

(Ellis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

hahahaaa

took a moment

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)

Fucking hell. I was just looking at the popbitch message board

and there's an advert for "Joel Veitch designed mobile phones"

The advert is on the right side of this page.

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rob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)

sell-

out.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)

bah

you would. We all would. good for him I say.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)

yay

Blode!

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Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

thats

been in the pipeline a while.

*hold on* designed???????????

just kiddin, they are great joel

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)

yeah i know

it's the advertising of them that suprised me. I guess they gave up on waiting for Joel to link to them.

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rob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

isn't

it funny that its the smallest jobs that one puts off. well i do anyway

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)

Yup

I promissed i'd link next time I update (probly friday i guess) - i can't really justify giving them a whole post to themselves- that would be blatant commercialism.

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crab_bloke), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)

hope u making somecash off it thou

matey!

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Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

exactly -

it's alot of work - if you get some cash for it, then more power to ya.

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)

grr

popbitch wont let me join....dont they want me (baby)

...wo wo-wo-wo.....

(Squishie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

the tones on my phone

Alf Garnett!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

That is the best thing he ever did

just thinking about it make me chortel out loud!

I hope one day....*sniff*...to be as great as the master himself

(Squishie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

yeah,

I still love that one :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

they're out. woo.

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crab_bloke), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

that is odd -

I know he did the designs but does he know the ads on there? That's quite ammusing

edit - well wouldja look at that! He does now :)

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)

we have truly created a closed loop

it's a funny old world.

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rob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)

Yup

We will shortly implode.

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crab_bloke), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)

i aways fancied impolding

thought it would be quite cool. There one minute, gone the next.

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)

except

for your belly button

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)

pep's a lady!

she doesn't have a belly button.

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rob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)

thought they didn't poo... must go check the rules again

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)

which would be the size of you

i expect. i'm not a scientist.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)

but

being a martian, i would say your guess is educated

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)

I'm a scientist

and I can verify that this is actually true.*

*may not be true

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)

If I had a mobile phone

I wouldn't be the sort of person to accessorise it, but if I was, I'd probably buy one of those.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)

Rumours have it that Danny Baker is to join the cast of EastEnders

Seems a publicity shot has already been taken:

(Scary, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)

Doesn't Little Mo

look pleased about the news..?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)

scuse my ignrorance

which ones little mo?

(Alpen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)

Danny has his right hand on it

(Harry Monk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

The one on the right

adjacent to Danny

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

Don't like yours much

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Sandman-uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)

Strangely absent from this year's panto run

Click for biggie

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)

you

are off to hell... tommorow.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)

Thats fucking sick you bastard!

You're going to rot in hell!

/oldskool

(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

Dr Budlia Muhnquitten

cant believe u mentioned wandsworth park. every sunday mass 300 a side football. c1977

(Harry Monk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)

That was the year I was born

so I wouldnt have been playing.

But yeah...

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)

haha (grrrrr)

did u go to St Joseph's?

(Harry Monk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)

West Hill

then Elliott...

You?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

ahhh

st joseph's on armoury way and ended up at the oratory before it turned into a school for young ladies... ooh and blairs offspring. when i went there all we did was fight with all the school in west london.

i grew up on Oakhill Rd.

my best mate went to elliott.

(Harry Monk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)

I fancied a girl

on Oakhill Road.

Small world.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)

shirely this must've already been done...

if so, I apologise now.

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stup0t, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

Did someone shop this guy back into a Mr.Smith/Matrix context yet?

I guess that's been done to death already, right?

(SYS64738, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)

yeah

while I was looking for this pic, I found 'agent-elrond'

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stup0t, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)

Great Ideas of the 20th Century

"You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion."
--- L Ron Hubbard, 1948

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bnt what, me worry?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

and he did very nicely out of it too

mind you that bunch of nutters don't really like to talk about him much as he didn't quite practice as he preached (or more correctly - wrote and got other people to preach, creaming off a little profit on the side.)

I'm talking bout the drinking and lots of playboy playmates he "entertained", plus the big boats & playboy lifestyle.

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Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)

You mean it's all been a big scam?

...shit!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)

Bandwagon ahoy

Doctor do you think he'll make it out of the comma?

(Sickpuppy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

heheh

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

Looks quite cosey to me.

nice

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)

you muppet

Waldorf, from the Muppets:

Kermit, from the Muppets:

and b3ta needs you:

(tamagen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

nothing to do with any bandwagon

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

Woo Yay Houpla!

and may i take this moment for a repost

(Alpen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)

speaks for itself

(cheebatv, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)

I read that as

spanks.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)

whatever

rocks yr world i guess

(cheebatv, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

(Misguided Missile, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

It's good for you

(Harry Monk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)

I find that Guinness has the opposite effect...

...shitting lumps of coal seems more appropriate.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)

long term users

always get arsepiss.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

bollocks

been drinking it for over 10 years and don't have arsepiss or rusty water..

its bloody better for you than lager ffs.

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Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)

agreed...

...I have also been drinking it for around the 10 year mark.

The stools always stay solid, but require a lot of wiping.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)

I'm a mere nipper of

9 years experience. But what they both said is so, so true.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)

true

better than lager,

but black arse piss is a side effect ive experienced, satisfying to wipe though

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Swamp Donkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)

Agreed.......

I think its just part-time drinkers that get the rusty water/oil slick effect..... once you're body gets adjusted to it you're fine! (8 year devotee here)

(Monkey_Master, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)

im willing to drink more to test that theory :D

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Swamp Donkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)

double bandwagon

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)

"Arme fly the idiot"?

What's that sposed to tell us? ;-)

(SYS64738, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

i think it might be

"Army. Be the best"

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teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

elbo wee

insect the scum.

i think it's code.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

georgie best superstar

he apparently wears frilly knickers and a peek-a-boo bra... (but keep that to yourself)

(Harry Monk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

Sing to "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain"

"Have you had another Stella, Georgie Best?
Have you had another Stella, Georgie Best?
Have you had another Stella,
Coz you're looking kind of yellow(Say Yella)
Have you had another Stella, Georgie Best?"
i thank you bookinhs for my singing should be made through my agent on...

(fingermouse, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

Gort was pissed off that he never got the girl

bloody good film bloody poor anim

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Dill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)

"Gort, Klaatu barada nikto!"*

*"Piss off Gort, I'm gonna get me some poon!"

Woo.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

woo for Gort

cheeky Gort based animation repostification

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)

One last Army ad?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)

Hehehe

I like that, well done.

(Deathmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)

need a red x

so threadjack:

(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)

why you...

*gets best chasing stick*

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)

Bandwagon ?

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)

that's

a semicolon? I'm sure they resemble this: ;

(Ellis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)

correction

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)

lol

woo

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)

Squirrels are hot

Where would be the best place to photograph some?

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rob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)

The Seychelles

FACT.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)

hmmm

anywhere good in London?

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rob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)

Clapham or Wandsworth Common

or Wandsworth park, where I spent my childhood.

Hmmm.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)

trent park, up by cockfosters

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)

bloody hell -

my halls were in that park. How odd. It has lots of daffodils in the spring, and lots of generally drunk students of an evening.
Unless you go in the Cockfosters entrance mind you, then it's not so bad...

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

i had a really

good 18th birthday up at the cockfosters entrance one time... a PA loads and too much tree climbing for the amount of fosters we had guzzled.

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)

blimey - I did my degree

at Cat Hill, of all places. For what it was worth.

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)

hung around there as i had a lot of buddies up there. I was down in chelsea darling... well till i packed it all in

(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

blimey - that's a bit of a worry -

I may've seen you in the 'airport lounge'.
(then again, maybe not :)

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)

hey!

me too!!!!

hated those bogs... very scary

(Harry Monk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

The scariest palce in Putney

I wouldn't go back.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

regents park

used to have loads and they'll come right up to you, however - it's a bit cold...

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)

that's what I need

tame squirrels that'll come near a camera. Are they hibernating at the mo?

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rob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)

well there's usually one down the road from here (work)

but I haven't seen him in a while, so they might be.

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

i've just looked up hibernation

blimey. clever squirrels.

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rob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

ah ha!

that made me smile.

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)

hyde park

perhaps?

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Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)

Hyde Park

is allegedly a good place, with friendly squirrels who will engage in a variety of acts for a reasonable price.

Or not.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)

Outside my flats.

The little fuckers.

Ravenscourt park in Hammersmith - they are everywhere.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)

hang up a nut feeder

and they shall come from miles around to feast (well it will get them to a central point where you can photograph them!)

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Fonz, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

*tries to think of something funny*....and fails

(Ellis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)

my fucking

loft.

amongst the remnants of my landlord's furniture

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)

near their homes

catch them on the way home from work.

outside my kitchen window is a good place to start

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Fonz, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)

like i said

the fuckers

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

bit of a silly question to ask here ;)

but I'll answer as sensibly as possible. Princes Street Gardens, also my back garden. Woods anywhere. This is a good time of year when there's not a lot of foliage on the trees. (Squirrels don't hibernate)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)

forest hill

hundreds of the buggers.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)

we've only got red ones

but there's loads of them thank fuck

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Dill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

we used to have only red ones but

someone had to go and bring grey ones to the uk. the grey fuckers.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)

here...

...have this nice photograph of a squirrel that I took in Edinburgh.

It's EVIL!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

woah!

that thing is about ready to take your eye out

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Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

must...

obey...

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)

I did this at the time...

...if you excuse the repost.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)

Me and girlfriend

saw a load in Kensington Park/Gardens whatever its called, though that was in autumn. Wouldn't they be hibernating, and nibbling on their nuts now?

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djdirect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

in the Scottish Highlands

there be proper Squirrels there, rather than stupid furry tailed grey tree rats.

I dislike grey Squirrels. Red ones are about 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times cuter.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)

yet another army advert

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

err did somebody mention a bandwagon??

(Harry Monk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

you come and go

you come and gooooooooo

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

Thats not a very inventive name

now is it?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

Is today

kitten day? did I miss the memo again?

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Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

apparently so

slut.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)

WOO!

to that

i want a chameleon *FACT*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

I owe you an apology.

But not today.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)

comma comma comma....chameleon

very nice.

did anyone's parent actually say 'is that a girl' when they were first on top of the tops? my dad just said 'this is shit' and turned over to winner takes all

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

It's a difference of opinion

at 5-1, Jimmy...

(cattleprod, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

that is so woo...

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EvS, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

The smallspocks vaccination had some

unwanted side effects, although not totally undesirable in a minority of cases.

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

hehehe

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spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

marvellous

that's grand

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bananaman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

thankfully

I had swallowed my mouthfull of tea before i pressed f5 !!
Parp !

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Tedmus, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

Kickass.

Love the ear...

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EvS, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

hehe

took me a minute then the hamster started running on the wheel and I got it. fab job!

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Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)

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