Cooooool :-)Rawl....tell me about your mother....rawl ;)
For some reason, this is considered nsfw
but I can never turn down the chance of a repost
:)
(For some reason, this is considered nsfw
but I can never turn down the chance of a repost
:)
bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid....,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:37,
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I'm so sorry
I just get worse and worse....
4838 Let the man go through,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:34,
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nice onevery good young man when i finaly got it lol
(
king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:55,
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That is geniusyou get a gold star on the score board.
(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:59,
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hey, they're cousins of lorises
did anyone see life of mammals? it was ace - had gibbons and everything
I saw the one about whalesand their 12 foot prehensile cocks. Fantastic.
( wayward.,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:35,
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tonight had strange treeboundmongooses... err. mongeese?? having sex and getting their non-12' non-prehensile old boys caught in the lady mongoose's front bottom.
*EEK*
(,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:37,
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*EEK*
David Attenborough's a right pervAll these programs seem to be rather cock-centric.
( wayward.,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:39,
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oh for gods sakelook at the board once in a while.. never ending innuendo, talk of lesbians, boobies and cocks nonstop... get back in your box... NOW!
(edit) :)
((edit) :)
popt_art,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:41,
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I'm glad you edited thatI almost took that the wrong way.
*snicker* 'took the wrong way' *snicker*
(*snicker* 'took the wrong way' *snicker*
wayward.,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:46,
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i
call him 'disgruntled bunny'
and i don't know why
ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:34,
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buttechnically he's not a mash - should i submit the one without flashing eyes ?
EDIT: submitted the GIF anyway
(EDIT: submitted the GIF anyway
ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:37,
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I think its quite clear why.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:35,
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probably because he's a bunnyand obviously disgruntled?
( trashcanglam,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:35,
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but disgruntled bunny is lovelyeven though he no longer has any gruntles
(
spacefish bong!,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:41,
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and then nick his coat?:)
(BTW, has popt_art or Hugo been on the board this evening?)
((BTW, has popt_art or Hugo been on the board this evening?)
monkeymanblue mathematically safe,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:29,
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bwahahahai miss fifteen to one now that i am neither on the dole or a student (or both)
( trashcanglam,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:32,
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and as if by magicshe appears!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:37,
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hehereally only just popped on to check mail etc :)
(addict)
((addict)
popt_art,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:39,
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there's a lady down the dockswho'll oblige you for a nominal fee.
( trashcanglam,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:27,
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"a squirrel in a coat"has to be some kind of disgusting sexual euphemism.
( trashcanglam,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:29,
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that's lovelywhy the squirrel obsession all of a sudden? not that i'm complaining, mind.
( evil pixie,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:28,
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why squirrels?kittens are Sooooo 2002:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:30,
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oooh, does it!must go and look:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:36,
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i've never actually seen a squirrel on it(
the triple legendary unicorn,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:52,
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nicereminds me of Tufty the road safety squirrel from the 60's
( Coprolite,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:32,
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he does,doesnt he:)
and then the Green Cross Code Man came along and run him over!!
(and then the Green Cross Code Man came along and run him over!!
monkeymanblue mathematically safe,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:35,
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That was one seriously weird story.Couldn`t believe it when I read it.
(,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:24,
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can I get the linkfor the b3ta message service thingy with the random imaginator? I lost my links when I reformatted this POS new laptop.
( Allanon,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:22,
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you say 'everyone'but only two people replied.
can i suggest "thank you both"?
/pedantic
(can i suggest "thank you both"?
/pedantic
trashcanglam,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:26,
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Since this thread is going,A Living B3ta Phrase
212.100.234.54/content/54/28961.html
Check the name of the letter writter.
(,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:27,
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212.100.234.54/content/54/28961.html
Check the name of the letter writter.
There will beno more mockery of your name Mr Glasscock!
*edit* I read this article earlier... Why didn't I notice?
(*edit* I read this article earlier... Why didn't I notice?
helmetcream,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:34,
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Something weird'sgoing on with the hit counter on randimaginator...
I thing someone's hitting refresh instead of the search again button but how did they do it 3,000 times?
(I thing someone's hitting refresh instead of the search again button but how did they do it 3,000 times?
helmetcream,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:27,
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Have you seenthis? That would give you a lot of traffic.
( wayward.,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:29,
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Holy christing fuck!I'm stunned! A SA challenge based on my ickle site...
( helmetcream,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:40,
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Heh. Thought you'd be impressedWasn't sure if you'd seen it or not though.
( wayward.,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:49,
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Evening everyone.
I've been practicing
With my graphics tablet :)
bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid....,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:20,
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yeah, i want a bunny wabbit too!the pic is ace, by the way!
( spacefish bong!,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:44,
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coool!got myself one the other day for "work"
repostness
(repostness
Coprolite,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:30,
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Wow!Damn my programmer's hands...I'll never get that good :(
Oh well...back to my dawbs ;)
(Oh well...back to my dawbs ;)
bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid....,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:33,
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I'd love to see Rollins skating in a dress.but I'm not going to say so to his face.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:38,
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don't ask me why...
sometimes things just happen.
chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:18,
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is it cooler to be a total cunt??
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:20,
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i think i should add Will Smithto the b3ta dictionary. just need to be careful with the wording.
( trashcanglam,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:25,
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indeed...very careful.
Is it an adjective or a noun? Not sure. I guess the definition is something to do with something being perceived as funny for reasons other than content. Which is totally unfunny.
(Is it an adjective or a noun? Not sure. I guess the definition is something to do with something being perceived as funny for reasons other than content. Which is totally unfunny.
chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:30,
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My wordthat is fearsome
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:34,
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I shall scratch my chin......and arrive at something suitable.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:37,
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i'll give you a tennerif you can think of something 'suitable' that still conveys the originally intended meaning without offending a large percentage of the population.
( trashcanglam,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:40,
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How weird....I started this last week...
Ultimate mind piss!
(Ultimate mind piss!
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:24,
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trainmouthmindpissssssss!!!!!aaargh!!!!
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:24,
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Your post helped me finish it thoughCheers.
*hides in case mind is robbed again* ;)
(*hides in case mind is robbed again* ;)
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:25,
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Charlie Company just didn't grasp the seriousness of the situation.
Be kind, its my first piccy message
that's okwe don't start with the insults and talking about you behind your back until the second week.
( evil pixie,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:30,
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ah.
But yours is scary rather than giant so it's different and woo yay to you.
hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:16,
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Bah!Should've know ;)
hee hee
(hee hee
bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid....,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:18,
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What's mindpiss?I've ...
... oh, fucksocks
(... oh, fucksocks
gfreeman is only here for the beer,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:14,
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THREADJACK!does anyone know php? is there any way i can check to see if a number inputted into a form ends in a certain digit?
(
sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:15,
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well$string = "something ending in 3"
$n = 3;
if( preg_match( "/".$n."$/", $string ){
//do something
}
ought to do it[edit: but im sure there's a more efficient way... i just can't be arsed to think, sorry :)]
($n = 3;
if( preg_match( "/".$n."$/", $string ){
//do something
}
ought to do it[edit: but im sure there's a more efficient way... i just can't be arsed to think, sorry :)]
slight yoinks!,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:18,
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actually...dur...
$n=4;
$string = "blahblah4";
if( $string{strlen($string)+1} = $n ){
//do summat
}
that'll be a bit more efficient
($n=4;
$string = "blahblah4";
if( $string{strlen($string)+1} = $n ){
//do summat
}
that'll be a bit more efficient
slight yoinks!,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:29,
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if you'vegot an integer, isn't it easier to just use mod 10 instead of doing complex string thingies with it?
( freshlegs,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:32,
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.it's liable to go *POOF* when some little turd types in "uraguay"
yes yes i know, validation... but i suspect this is a quick and dirty
(yes yes i know, validation... but i suspect this is a quick and dirty
slight yoinks!,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:45,
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Double thread jackFLIBZ!
Its broken!
(Its broken!
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:18,
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database is fullbut it won't let me delete any messages...
( the triple legendary unicorn,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:19,
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I just logged outand calmly walked away.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:24,
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it might be okay nowi don't know.
( the triple legendary unicorn,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:32,
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why not justuse mod? e.g. does 21 end in 1? 21 mod 10 = 1.
( freshlegs,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:18,
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I dontknow php - i was just wondring if a lot of people cud post answers and i could stick it together and call it a script :D
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:21,
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.//checking to see if number ends with a 3
if (ereg ('^*3$', $numberstring)) {
//do something
} else {
//do something else!
}
(if (ereg ('^*3$', $numberstring)) {
//do something
} else {
//do something else!
}
dogbomb,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:23,
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and...if( number % 10 == 3 )
{
//it does
}
else
{
// it doesn't
}
({
//it does
}
else
{
// it doesn't
}
bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid....,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:30,
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sodo i just replace the 3s with 0s to check if it ends in a 0
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:32,
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HAhahahahaWell done sir, my first out loud laugh tonight.
Ta muchness
(,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:15,
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Ta muchness
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Cutting Room Floor: Deleted Scenes From The Movies"){kind=small}
Animate ...BSOD
Clever idea though
(Clever idea though
gfreeman is only here for the beer,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:12,
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And if it's narrow enoughit may get FP :)
( gfreeman is only here for the beer,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:18,
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beautifulabsolutely beautiful
(a blue screen would have been equally amusing)
((a blue screen would have been equally amusing)
trashcanglam,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:12,
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Ihave never had a BSOD while using Xp - have they abolished them?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:34,
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Make it a wallpaperand get it into the B3tapapers?
excellent...
(excellent...
JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:14,
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Hahahaha woo.seemingly impossible, for HALs never have errors, and m$ only has errors.
( Or is it?,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:14,
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I'm not suprisedhe crashed if he was running XP... I can't talk thought....
My woo is going dave, I can feel it...
but wait, my yay is coming back stronger than ever....!!! :)
(My woo is going dave, I can feel it...
but wait, my yay is coming back stronger than ever....!!! :)
4838 Let the man go through,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:15,
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Youknow, where 2 peeps say the same thing in response....
( 4838 Let the man go through,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:13,
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Youknow, where 2 peeps say the same thing in response....
(
ArthurTheRat,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:14,
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Captain!!Someone set us up the MINDPISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( 4838 Let the man go through,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:16,
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Earlier today there was the mostincredible mindpiss ever, spazz back to see it. It involved teletubbyland....
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:19,
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there will be nothing left of your ringif you keep polishing it like that.
------------------
a follow on from this classic
by bloid
www.b3ta.com/board/707727
------------------
(------------------
a follow on from this classic
by bloid
www.b3ta.com/board/707727
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:10,
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Woo yay^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
( ArthurTheRat,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:11,
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that particular bit......has to be the funniest thing I've seen for ages.
( Mystery_Bob,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:10,
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Yay for Spaceghost!he's the spacemost!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:17,
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Hee heemy dog does that sort of thing! That's not a euphamism, i really do have a canine dog thing.....!
( robh,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:08,
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Not sure what Iwas trying to achieve, but I didn't achieve it...
( helmetcream,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:21,
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he has to have done SOMETHING wronglike letting Lisa fucking Riley have her own show.
( trashcanglam,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:03,
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according to Reuterswww.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=2091357
R Kelly has been arrested on kiddy pr0n charges
(R Kelly has been arrested on kiddy pr0n charges
robh,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:05,
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Wasn't he supposed to havemarried Aaliyah when she was 15? Or something?
( Batsgirl,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:07,
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thatwas months ago
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:07,
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He's already beento court about that, hasn't he?
That's old news... He's even already made his "I'm sorry fans, keep worshiping me and sending me pics of yourself naked" apology song.
(That's old news... He's even already made his "I'm sorry fans, keep worshiping me and sending me pics of yourself naked" apology song.
JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:08,
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Fresh chargesaccording to the report...
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:09,
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they'd appreciateall this on popbitch more.. ;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:18,
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