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# Why?

Just because ok?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# you say why
i say, why not?
woo.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# "catch me now, you bastard Beadles!"
this is all
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# does jeremy
chase foxes?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# hot dog,
jumping fox....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# get this stuff
T-SHIRT and CAP

I want the t-shirt.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# my word
the board is turning rather salty this evening.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# join me on this page
www.frozenman.com/

I want to see how many sperms we can get on at once. Er.. It'll make sense when you go there.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# right then
i'll trust you that it's sfw...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# YAY.
it's full of b3ta sperms!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# teehee
who's gonna get in first though?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# me
I want to spermify the egg. 33 sperms now. How how can it go?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# gone down to 24
eep
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I love it when I see the new sperms swim in
and I now the names. It's like seeing old friends.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# notice that there were three of me
aren't i cheeky.
ironic really, as i'm a twin.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Cybersex has
evolved a lot in recent times it seems...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Rob,
We're gonna break it dude!!

edit: But I'm not saying that's a bad thing.... :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Ha! many b3ta sperms!
Silly but good.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Im not having sloppy 2nds...
or 31st's for that matter.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Yay. Bananaman
I see you.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Woo! I'm there!
That's ace!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# woo!
thats quite cool!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# the question is if
that damn egg will ever just STAY STILL!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Genius!
That's fantastico.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# de-lurk-a-go-go
Hurrah!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# hahaha that's very odd
does everyone get their own egg displayed then and just communal sperm?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I think so
my egg is follow my mouse. My sperm is called bertie.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Rob
I'm bored of this old messageboard format

Please can you use sperm technology in the next update of the board?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# i bet he must hear that three times a day
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# you have your own egg?
lucky bastard!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# that's great
and bloody silly at the same time.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Mr Flibble looks like he's going to win
You spunked my battleship!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Oooh, I'm
in the lead! :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# I see me
Yay to mini sp3rm me (and mini sp3rm everyone)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# verry silly
seen as we all get to move the egg and not our sperm.
edit, oohh I feel all warm and close to you all!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# spunktastic
I'm there.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# If I can point
you in the direction of that thread: http://www.b3ta.com/board/735219
(, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 2:51, archived)
# superb
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Heh, heh.
Great that :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# woooo, I just saw
new_matt fly in...

woo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# i do swoop
it has been said before...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)
# There.....
Hey Rob, can you put a link to the FIRST New Zealand B3ta bash on the front page please! We're just finalising the location but we have a date - Saturday Night 15th Feb. It'll be somewhere near the Sheraton in Auckland with a trip to the Zoo Sunday morning it my flight out's not too early... So far I think we have four confirmed (Stop laughing!!!)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# And the newsletter?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# You know..
I never did get around to signing up for the news letter...

*goes and does so now*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Its fun
to be a sperm...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Too many sperms
crashed my browser :(
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Mine's gone a bit slow
Almost sticky....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# a gang of 5 or 6 just came along
looking a bit rough
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# "long swim from throat"
Hahahaha! Who's that?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# it's me
I came, I saw, I cleaned up
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] proberbly done
a million time before but
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# And what about F5? Refresh? Is it a P.C. joke?
I shall be like an annoying child asking questions from now on...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# egg salad
has it's own way of preambulating.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# why?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
#
just wait, you'll say you're leaving for work or bed or whatever, but instead you'll hit F5 just one more time. and then another time. and another... takes hours to get out of this place sometimes
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)
# not been done all pixel lovely like that
and is a great addition to the flowering of these great new icons.woosah.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# I haven't seen it before
so it gets a woo yay! from me.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Dance, Daleks, Dance
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# those daleks RULE.
FACT
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# somebody
front page it!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Oh yes.
Dansk!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# You sir, are the first recipient of my new Woo Yay
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
and a woo to the daleks too
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# He was
the only thing that made voyager worth watching
superb!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Don`t forget Seven of Nine.
Borgalicious.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
brilliant that is
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# i just saw this
on the front page and i haven't stopped laughing yet
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# In honour of this site:
ridiculously complete 80s music listing clicky

and the fact that today I learned the real words, tell me the artist and title:

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# hot dog, jumping frog...
alberquerche.... aww i can hear it now! Prefab Sprout, wasn't it?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# woo!
its that old classic, hot dog - frog on a rope near mexico
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# is it
prefab sprout?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Prefab Sprout
can't remember the title though.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# King Of Rock And Roll
Prefab Sprout!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Congratulations
the full and correct answer.

The prize is that you get to visit me.
(I just made that up in case you're a real girl)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Sadly
Not ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
#
*feels dirty*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# hows that work then?
i was sure it was hot dog - frog on a rope near mexico

dammit
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# tsk
youngsters!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# :O
hmm

i still don't get it how on earth does that mean "prefab sprout"?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Think about it
how might you prefabricate a sprout? What materials would you use?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# um
smaller sprouts?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Exactly.
Do you understand now?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# *blinks*




er
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# I presume they mean the sudden growth
of pre-fabricated housing in the New Mexico area in the 40s
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Okay, I give in
Where were you in 1987?

clicky for explanation
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Or real sisters?
Blimey.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# oo oo
Frog on the tyne - Paul Gasgoine?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Prefab Sprout
"the king of rock and roll"

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# That'll be one Prefab Sprout
Belting out "The King Of Rock 'N' Roll"
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Me, frog, new mexico
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Test audiences were less than impressed
with the original design of the Gorn.

Click pic for biggie
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# "he's behind you"
"oh no he isn't"
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# mister won't you please help my pony?


he's over there looking at me...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# That sure
is a purty hoss, pardner.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# i think he fancies you
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# First Effort - Third Retry


Credit: Goya, "The Third of May".

surprised if not done
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:22, archived)
# fire when ready!
shoot shoot shoot!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Name this font...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:22, archived)
# is there a font called
annoying twat with gammy hand?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Incredibly....


Actually it's called 'shorthand'.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha
is that truetype or what?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# i stand
corrected!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fantastic.

WELL worth the money you wasted on behalf of your boss!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# cunt?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Handwriting
by a bloke with a wee hand.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# ITC Eras?
It could almost make "ITV Arse"....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] In honour of National Pie Day
I present to you a pie-con



Spookily I did this several days ago and am only just posting it.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# You can lead
a horse to water...

But you shouldn't let him drink.
Clicky Woo For BiggyWoo and Betterwoo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# name that tune
"you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead mate, ohhhhh ohhhhhhh, said the stallion"
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Terms not covered in the faq:
HUMMUS or Mindpiss: Please elucidate?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:14, archived)
# thread jack
who was it that said they liked iron maiden?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# b3ta dictionary
here

and it was me....it was a long time ago, honest!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:16, archived)
# I like Iron Maiden
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# i replied to that
i like dirty denim rock/metal, however i am most happy with AC/DC.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:16, archived)
# repost
AC/DC madness:
"Knocking me out with those American thighs"
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Thats a
whole lotta Woo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# fredjack 2.
kind of - Megadeth, in the eye of the tornado. classic.

also, cant find any episodes of "the cat from outer space" *sigh*
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# My cat is named Angus Young
this be he...



He was to be Abdullah the Butcher, but that was decided to be too long.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# that
is an intimidating kitty.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# He's really a big baby
Nicest cat I've ever owned.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# didn't know cats
had the capacity for nice.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# re the thread jack
can't be many people left can there?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)
# well
in case any one is interested, i managed to get my hands on a boot leg of dream theater covering the number of the beast live at the astoria
waits for who are dream theater reply
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# A bootleg!
we'll have no bootlegs here. And certainly no links to an FTP site or similar where they can be obtained from.

Oh no.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# no
do it all in flibz!

/not realy only kidding!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# ok
Hummus - source of photshop inspiration
Mindpiss - when somebody else has the same idea at the same time as you...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:16, archived)
# the dictionary
is your friend
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:16, archived)
# But the dictionary defines it as:
Error Diagnostic Information


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The cookie value ID was not found in the current template file. The cause of this error is very likely one of the following things:


1. The name of the cookie variable has been misspelled.
2. The cookie variable has not yet been created or has timed out.

To set default values for cookie variables you should use the CFPARAM tag (e.g. )


The error occurred while processing an element with a general identifier of (CFIF), occupying document position (36:1) to (36:21).


Date/Time: 01/23/03 19:20:06
Browser: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Mac_PowerPC;


That can't be right?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# actually
that's a very accurate description
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# ironically, i don't think
you could get a better description of not being able to hummus...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I have
to agree with that
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# hmm
I get the same thing too, and always have.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# that means you two are the lucky winners
you win a prize!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# oooh, how exciting,
I never win anything! What'd we get?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# A bucket
of mindpiss!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# urgh.
mike can have my share then.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Thankee kindly
mmmmm! Indpiss!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# a free ticket
for the cheese lottery
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Bah!
I never win the cheese lottery.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Go to
m3ss3nger www.flibz.com/m2.5 - and check the dictionary - all will be revealed.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)
# hummus began here
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# How do you know all this stuff, fnord?
Are you on here 24/7???
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# i just bookmark stuff that I might want to get back to later on
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# the mark of
the true hardcore b3tan....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Truly you are a hidden master FNORD
How about the first useage of "The FEAR! The FEAR!" or Woo yay Houpla
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# well Houpla was Dr Phil woo yaying a picture using the bodyworlds exhibit
the fear came from pickled pizza's reaction to a spacefish pic I believe.

The b3ta search is much improved now, so anyone can nose aorund the wonderful archives.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# I traced that one in the spazz
I said we should make a "b3ta origins" page. Or something more catchy.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# What about
"b3ginnings"?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# What about
"b3ginnings"?

Too obvious...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Indole Ring
read almost all the spazz. Damn near drove him mad doing it.....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# that's living entmology!
Genius!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Aaaah
Those good old days when everybody was gentlemanly (/womanly)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# gentlewomanly
:-)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# right
I can't fucking hummus = I don't know anything/ I've fucked up/ I can't do anything

MindPiss = Two people thinking of the same thing at the same time OR one person thinking of it and using their mental powers to make someone else think the same too
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# I CAN'T FUCKING HUMMUS!


Hummus levels low today....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# nevermind
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Elucidate
is an underused word. Well done that man.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] 'U R DUMPED'

barry missed his chance to further the pink tiger species... (their camouflage didn't help much either)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Thats a
goddam classic.

Nurse, frontpage this man, STAT!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# 'Tiger in a txt msg faux pas (suprised)'
perhaps :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# woo!
nice one !!
Did he send it?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# was it:
"hw r u hldng th fon? u dnt hv mutuli uposbl thms?" (-_-)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# scraping the barrel now...
Name that font!

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# brush
script

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# ba-dump-chh!
well done.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)
# brush script perhaps??
hmm hmmm hmmm
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# COPPERPLATE GOTHIC
COPPER PLAY GO THICK? D'ysee how it could have been (if the brush is made from copper)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Its good
but its not what we're looking for. What's mr chips doing? etc...

(edit) Why didn't i think of that!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)
# erm
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# ;)
it's another font gag.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)
# hmm thats a tough one...
beats me, fnord!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# it's a blatant
repost
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# I can't fucking
HUMMUS
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:12, archived)
# ahhhh
i geddit.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Postscript?
maybe?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Adobe Garamond
9 point bold italic strikethrough with a 13 point leading?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)

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