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# Hooray

for Helsinki Cat Balancers.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Afore I go
There weren't many ants in the arctic

(Symball, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# He should have migrated to the
Antarctic then!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:(
(freddybloggspooh Smash!, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Dennis had spotted the danger too late...
(Unununium, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Skelerat would never tire of the rapturous applause

Even if he was undead.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# That Rat rocks
Pootle waves his lighter in the air in appreciation
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# He's jumping at the end of a song
but I didn't know what it was called. You know the drum bit at the end?
Anyway, that's what he's doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)
# is it "Jet"
the one that Alan Partridge likes?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# I think that's
rather smashing

(in a scary kind of way)
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)
# That is
Just mad!.
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)
# mad as
a chair!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)
# stupid bloody work
and stupid bloody computers and stupid bloody banks and ah fuck it, i'm going home.

have a good weekend all...
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Don't forget to burn it
down on your way out then.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I thought you weren't
allowed here this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)
# The phrase is
"fuck the fucking fuckers".
With feeling.
The fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)
# hay you
Kings Head, drinkies.

In fact I’ve already started they opened the beer Fridge Woo Hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)
# would be lovely
but gotta go elsewhere! Next week sometime dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# More Lunacy!
Thanks to you lot my whole office thinks I am mad for laughing like a loon all afternoon. I think we have managed to do some real damage to the Pandora AI engine. Munt is getting smuttier as these transcripts prove, she now knows about furtive, no hands, b3ta, anal sex, fisting, the sanchez, kittens, and front page posts.....and andi gladwin likes to molest young boys - allegedly.

The sit on my face, mumble mumble mumble one
The donkey ball suck one
The daddy or chips one
The frustrated Alexandra one
The badgers or squirrels one
The andi gladwin likes to watch young boys in the shower one

Hope you are enjoying these as much as I am.

EDIT: You can play with her here

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)
# I'm Andi Gladwin
arrgghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Oh dear..
..you should see what else was said about you!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I know...
It looks like I'm going to spend the rest of my life locked in a prison with Munt!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)
# I tried to explain kittens to her.
She wasn't having any.

[edit]"Daddy or Chips" means WHAT?! There are some sick fuckers on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Better keep quiet
about the arms deal going on in the middle of "daddy or chips". The Bush/Blair complex might not like that!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Rock Music
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# marble-ouse
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Classical
Rock!

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)
# "Is this a badger I see before me?"

(Barry Bethal, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Famous first drafts in history?
Is this a duck I see before me?
Its beak pointed at my heart?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in a restive eel from day to day...
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Secret labs under the common would never last these days


Having vanished into cultural memory years ago, the Wombles donned their overalls and began their anarchic period. They were however not beyond the reach of the Anti-Terrorist squad who put an end to their non-conformist ways.

(Yeah, primitive re-touch, but I am at work)
(Greenman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)
# .
Readers wives?
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The long-trunked elephant was an accident waiting to happen...




should read "a graphic waiting to be animated" but it's 4.43pm and i haven't got any lunch hour left!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Nooooo
That's much better still.
gives a great sense of ......




.... anticipation.
nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# hehehehehe
may de m eee laaaaaa F
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)
# I thought I was seeing things



but I tried out this setting on my new stereo and haven't listened to any music since.
(I helped save b3ta! mr_stuff, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)
# I be liking that
I do.
(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)
# *snigger*
Rather clever that.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# houpla!
does it play wahwah geetar when that happens?
(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)
# that is good.
good, that is.
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Insert lame
"Curiosity killed the cat" joke here...

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)
# here...
www.b3ta.com/board/563927
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)
# King of the spazz
Strikes again!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Phew
I was afraid Fnord was gonna dig out about five different versions of a steamroller running over a cat.
*shuts eyes tightly and prays*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# sorry
oh oh oh five minutes to guiness time
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)
# No problem
Thanks for the woo/yay
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)
# here's one i made earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Bugger
knew it was too good an idea to be original.
I notice I've even used the same feckin' steamroller too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Cute toy
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)
# that's very woosome, that is
although it's also mildly disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# hooray for patented
MongBears
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Excellent expression
on the poor blighters face
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)
# TIMMY!!!!!
timmy timmy timmy TIMMY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# what
the hell? Is this like the Monitor lizard? Is there some atrociously tenuous punnery waiting to pounce?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Look at the bear's t shirt
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Dr. Cockasaurus decided to name it after himself....

With its big 'manhood', God wondered why it became extinct so quickly...
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)
# God made the dinosaurs
.....try telling that to a Catholic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)
# An early
ancestor of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Do you have small arms too?
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)
# and a small brain
(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# No,
I have evolved...apart from the stomach and enormous willy of course.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# pureile
yet rather funny.
(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)
# it's big 'manhood' Got
dinosore
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Why Bananas Wont Die Out

"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"
Dubya, Florence, SC, Jan. 11, 2000

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] The Yodabear become instict because
none of the other pandas would have sex with them.



hmmm seems to end up looking like Churchill :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)
# yaaaaaargh!
*runs (shouting wooo yaaaay!)*
(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)
# It looks pretty damn scary to me
very good though.
(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)
# the other panda seems to be enjoying it a bit?
plus I think it looks more like the clown out of that Steven king book with the clown in it.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)
# doncha wanna ballooooon, billy?
/runs off, screaming.
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)
# we
all float down here..
repost



And quality pic curry monster :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)
# it was it
and it was called it too.
(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)
# aha
you are right!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)
# woo yay
you feckin' loon!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# hqhqhhahaajaha
thats wicked aaaieee
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The humble cardboard box

went through several stages before becoming the object we know and love today.
(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)
# mental
that is all
very nicely done i have to say
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)
# yup.
smooth and good - just how i like them.

edit: and widescreen too :) just noticed that!
(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Mintage.
.. and topness 'flections.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)
# you
loon.

good work!
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)
# that is truely marble arse
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)
# that is
posh as a pearly poo!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)
# naughty paddington...
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)
# WOO!
Paddington is not used enough on here. Come to think of it, not many cartoon bears are.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)
# nothing
can relp you now
(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)
# what's he done
to the italians?
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)
# he was probably
countefieting marmalade.
(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)
# do you ever pronounce that "*mar*-mal-addy"?
no? just me then.
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)
# clumsy heffalump
(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)
# nothin
can relp it now
(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)
# i like this
so have a little woo and yay from me
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Few mourned the passing of this once great creature
(brainflakes, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)
# it's not dead
just very rare
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)
# i know it is not an amiga but...
alive and wellish
(robthewolf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Atari ST
Pffttt!

filthy boy.

but as least he put the case to good use
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I had
a few atari st's in my time...

didnt the mouse ports fuck you off? i must of broke them 5 friggin times
(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# never had an atari
but i broke so many joysticks for my C64
the pins kept breaking mainly
they also broke due to excessive movement back and forwards for games where you had to run!

i love the word joystick
a stick from which one would derive joy
how wonderful
(robthewolf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)
# he spent 20 mins taking me
through the process yesterday!
he tells me it worked
frankly although amusing for five mins i couldnt see the point.
his webcams were much more fun
(robthewolf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)
# no they ain't
you can buy em on ebay for 20 notes and i have 2 of thm. you still cant beat wordsworth running on 2mb off a floppy i say! AND 720k at that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)
# depends on what your looking for
i have a A4000 in my loft at the moment as i have nowhere to put it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Ahem
Amiga disks are 880k :)
(brainflakes, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)
# *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)
# but now it
has RISEN FROM THE DEAD!!

The Amiga ONE is now on sale.
(even thou it's really a sort of mac.. [ptui!])
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)
# huh?
explain this please.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)
# looky
here
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)
# blimey
when will they admit defeat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)
# never
we will fight them on the beaches, etc....
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# does this help:
www.amiga.com/products/one/

based on a g4 processor (so its sort of a mac)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Is it
based on a G4 (Motorola) or a Power4 (IBM)?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)
# There exists a Power4
based Amiga thingy. Lumpbucket has just ordered one.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
Why doesn't that surprise me. He is Keeper Of The Vast Collection Of Computers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

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