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[challenge entry] this
just happens to be true



he is the anti-christ
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# no
he isn't
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# But he's hardly extinct is he?
More's the pity...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# But,
MSN groups host most of the pictures on B3ta
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)
# NO!
b3ta host half of MSN groups FACT

the above may not actually be true
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)
# the
first pic is extinct the second exists now
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)
# good lord
i'm gladmy post didn't end up here, it's like b3tan roullette
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)
# i'm really attempoting
a witty respond thing to this
but it's notquite working
if i just say dju dwueug dgshajh shweyeasmd hsdfg8fdhn could you just imagine that some terribly erudite comment here?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Good gods
that's some incisive wit you've got there :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha!
bless you
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)
# fucky bumpoo
that doesn't make a lot of sense, even to me
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)
# For all you lovely people:
here's another wallpaper wot I made.

Clicky 260k


And here's one I made last night
www.b3ta.com/board/714330
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I'm gonna
stick with the spider one.

Am not puff, thanks.

But woo!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# hehehe
He's the star of a couple of my wooyays

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)
# that's really nice animation
how can you be sadmike with the happy exuberance you display?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# good point
:)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I've had Joel's monkeys
singing "We Like the Moon" playing continually for the last 20 minutes. I think I'm cracking up.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Do you not frolic in the morning mists
In a land called Galilee?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Shhh!
Quiet, dammit!

I'm macho, I am!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Little
Jackie Paper will be ever so disappointed. You heartless bastard.

He disabled, too....
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:12, archived)
# I thought
it was honahlee
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)
# woo
for the little flower that made it big
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Awww
look at that lovley little smiley flower.

Woo
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Aww, thanks
flowers bring joy to my life!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Psssst - check these out ,genuine article!
sqwaaak check these out, genuine article!



Sqaaawaaarrk - check these out, genuine article!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Who's a pretty Delboy then?
utterly woo, Mr Monster.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Kick
ass!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I
Would.

(PLEASE DON'T BE A MINGER PLEASE DON'T BE A MINGER PLEASE DON'T BE A MINGER)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Glitch in
the matrix?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# can you see the fnords
?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Okay. I'm confused.
You want to have sex with me if I'm not a minger?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I notice it's the 23rd hour of the day.
They're everywhere, I tell you.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)
# well it's the 24th really
but, yes, i posted the message in the past, but it was already in the future - like time travel, we've caught up with it now.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)
# you make me laugh fnord
you are truly bonkers.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)
# and annoyingly correct
about the time.

Grr.

=p
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# i'll have rsi and a claw by monday
i wish i'd had autocomplete on all these months
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# the latest
in parrot fashion!
argh! punnitis is catching!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# woo
del boy on a stick
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)
# you sir, are a crazy man
fuck, i'm drunk
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)
# hehehe
i could 'watch' that forever:)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)
# face it mate
you can't stop!

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Wooooooooooooo!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# You
cunt.


sorry...I missed out the word funny there :)

Shut up........I did it !
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)
# your rudeness
broke the board!

tag!

;p
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# TAGS!
must fix tags
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)
# You
have to be quicker than that !
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)
# TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

:)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)
# woo! my curry monsta!
lovely
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] And the fittest shall survive
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# I'm guessing the dalek on the dinner table
never stood a chance
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# In France
they shoot and eat song-daleks. scandalous.

Not the lone, predatory, cunning, fox-daleks, which are vermin. Oh no. Pretty little garden daleks they butcher.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
# well it looked good in my head anyway

and now my eyes dont work
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Gaa!
My Eyes!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Psycho!
It's like the TOTP video effect someone was asking about the other day...

Is it supposed to do that, or is that a "feature"?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# i was
thinking totp.
but it realy was to much effort
to get it right.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Hey, it obviously worked well enough...
but sometimes people do come up with stuff like that by accident, so I had to ask (at least I was tactful!)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Woo!
:)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Some pandas just hate bamboo shoots
Mong Mong was one of those...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Nothing else mattered now: Fred was in the zone.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# you are mad
that is great!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Bwahahaha !!!
I laughed out loud then !!!

answered your earlier query btw :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)
# spookily enough
I just spazzed back and replied!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Hope
it made sense :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# It did
and now I shall take over the World.

Muhahahahaha!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Yay!
Orangutangtastical
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
superbly daft!
:D
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# very good
especially the trunks
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha
thats great:)
this is what i did with the same photo
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I'll tell you what...
that's excellent!

But is it exactly the same photo - did you close his mouth? I suspect it's either a comfortable pose of an Orang, or it's taken from the same fashion-shoot.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)
# no mine had his mouth shut already
yours is soooo woo though:)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# so is yours!
Have a hearty slap on the back. In fact, everybody have one because today has been a fookin' great day on the board.

Hurrah!

=)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# *sings* gooooood eeeevvveeeeenininnnnnngggg ffffffrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeennnnnnnnddddddddsssssssssssss


aye aye!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:22, archived)
# I recognise that kitten!
repost alert :)


note, I'm not going to bed right at this time.....
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# i'm drunk
i can't find anything else to do. where's the randimaginator...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# yay Jodie Kidd on Born Sloppy
My mate lent her the car that she pulled up in on the show - she pretty
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# does she still
look like a bulemic heroin addict?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# nah she
filled out a little - looks hot to trot i reckon
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I saw a TARDIS on there
Have they the rights?

/who
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# See ya
bit early inNit?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# didn't you
read the small print? Gaaah, I'll have to sell you a mortgage.....sign here.....bwahahahahaha
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# iiiiii
have no keyboardio that works so i make words from clicky virtual keyboard
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Interestingly...oh
That's the third different spelling of that, that's on the board. Above you will find Muhahahahahaaa!, and below: Mwahahahahahaaaa!.

That is all.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)
# I saw that chainsaw.
Other than that, cute!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Drink
more beer ya cant go to bed yet

EDIT: Ok so im abit pissed and couldnt read that small writing for a bit
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Revenge!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
That will teach the nefarious Rogan a lesson!

Don't mess with the owls! :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# that cheeky owl!
why I oughta
*shakes fist*
;)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# It's not a bad job.
You look quite good in a tux!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:20, archived)
# hmm
maybe at the next bash ;)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)
# That wing clicking action is nothing less than
sublime... Bloody brilliant...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I saw
that before it animated and saw your name and just knew it would be brilliant !
Top notch !!!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
woo yay houpla! :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# absolute genius!
to wit to wooooooooo!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)
# hehehe:)
should of made him fatter, along with Curry Monster!!
;)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:22, archived)
# oi oi oi
I am svelte and graceful like the thompson's gazelle!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# i know!
ive seen the photos, but in 'my little world™', you're a bit chunky. (maybe its the associations i have with curry)

sorry:)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# well - fair enough
I am buff and beefcake too :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)
# now, i've only met rogan briefly
but he *does* look dapper in a tux...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)
# I would
put my top hat on right now, but it's on top of some shelves and I can't be arsed...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)
# who are all these
strangers?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)
# one of them
is an owl
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# oh yeah, and the lesser spotted
rogan :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
# that's fuckin' woo that is!
Have an oldskool wooyay!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# hehe
heres mine
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# I say!
Ding dong! T'wit T'woo!

that's ace!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Can you guess?(Just say what you see)
(Just saw Monkey back on TV last night...)


(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# .
(Perhaps I'll repost when there are some clever people about then)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# err...
Monkey with a green-eyed otter with a thermometer sticking out of it's mouth....by any chance....?

[edit] ooh, ooh, Trippy-Tarka!!!!!! I win, I win
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Fucksocks!
(Well done)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] The Nutbadger
Nutbadgers!
Easily identifiable by it's nutty appearance and (equally nutty) mating call of "Nutbadgers!" Sadly now extinct, it was Terry Nutkins on a drunken bender, who devoured this gentle, lightly salted, foil sealed for freshness, Swindon dwelling omnivore.

P.S. I am very very stoned. Denots yrev yrev ma I.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# No Shit.
:p
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Stoned is fine
You made I laugh!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Bastard
Terry Nutkins!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# with his incomplete hand

beadleism
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)
# handS, isn't it?
he had both his thumbs bitten off by otters - FACT!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)
# But otters are so cute!
I wanted to adopt one!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Oh, you can if you like
just make sure you don't let them bite ya...

And keep them away from the kittens.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# The local wildlife park
tries to encourage people to 'adopt' the animals, though 'sponsor' would be a better word. We got good pics of the otters, they had ickle babies and were soooooo cute! The meerkats were sweet too.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# That is all well and good but
If it wasn't for otters, the world would descend into anarchy, caused by Beadle thumb militia. Since 2000000000 BC, otters responsible for Beadle Thumb Consumption(C) help keep the world a safer place - FACT!

This took me ages to type...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# nutbadgers
i love it!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I Hope No-one has done this :

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# So do I...
...ah, oh well...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I'm going to be Rolf Harris...
...doing Two Little Boys?

Sorry. I hang my head in shame...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# *groan*
ticket to the pits of Hell!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# yup, Rolf harris
Clearly, theres no other choice in the matter, it's blatently Rolf...

Thats nice bats :/
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Me?
??
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)
# i know......

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)
# hmmn
possibly this idea could have been better. If i could have been arsed to animate it. However i defend myself because there is NO DECENT IMAGES on the net of Matthew Kelley or Stars in their eyes. Please, have mercy on me..
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)
# It always happened on Thursday

thought Abraham.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hehehe !
how strange !
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Poor Abraham
but it's friday...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# It's not LIVE
;)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Nope
that pelican was filmed before a live studio audience, then looped in post-production. :-)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Hmmm....
tasty......

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# thats
some nice work there guy
woo
love that paw
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# first thing that struck me
top potatoe
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Oh the joy of Ice Scream
Woosir
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# hahahahah
that is fookin brilliant - love it
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha hee he hee hee
hee.... That is just brilliant.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# I hope that
is M-ice cream! :)

quality pic Ted!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Yeah
quick, shop a tail on it and enter it as a compo pic - Arctic Cream Mice!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# .
isit a little bit OOARR????
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# yay
ice cream eating cats rock:)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Love the quiff.
(Its not the cats hair is it?)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# if the ice cream is spilled...
...then a bath will be needed.



woo yay to your pic ... the hair is a masterpiece
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Getty
Images is great isn't it ! :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# i
hate them .... constantley ask by clients .......... can we have something similar to this? well yea... but you want that so just pay for the fucker... you cheapskate
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:13, archived)
# just nick the images from there,
like we do:)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Aye !
Minimum shoppage gets rid of the watermark !
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# hehe
shhh
don't tell everyone about that place! ;)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# havent
most of the pictures been used now:)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Yeah!
I'm already scouring the net for newer pictures to play with :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# blame
rogan....
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# ive gone back to google!

old school:)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)
# I have style....
I nick my images from corbis - u just have to save the excellent sixe for board thumbnail - and remove tiny text in corner saying corbis
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# good hair work there
woo yay!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Whoopla!
:)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I dont
Know what was going through my head at the time

Apolls for the size
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# that...
...is quite bizzarely wonderful.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Does this
Mean I need the love of a good woman or time on a shrinks bench.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# find a good female shrink
and take it from there :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:13, archived)
# then lick
her out,,,, ooooops lost my taste and any style i once lost... burp
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Woman like
That have standards, so Ive got no chance!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Or
medication , wierdo ;)

Woo !
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Any Suggestions?
*hopes its the pink and yellow stuff from when he was a kid*
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# no caption
no pun
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# dig
it
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The Hover-cow was a wonder of nature..

..but unfortunately the last remaining herd was lost in high winds.

/repost (my first ever repost)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:57, archived)
# wee post


woo to you...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# and a woo to you too!
Floating animals indeed.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# The new guy had the best return of serve on the block....
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Woo, but where are the rest of the Fantastic Four?

Blatant Volleyball Related Repost
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# The invisible woman is there
Stood in the foreground holding a trombone. Can't you see her!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Ha!
Very clever
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:22, archived)

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