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# That same tube in Newcastle
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# ah wait..
was that meant to be said in a Newcastle accent?

smoking?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# The latest terrorist attack on the internet...


..was doomed from it's inception.

Again, apologies if it's been done before, need to go right through the archives first.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# He only works the 4 locations
A dank alley, a rooftop for confrontations, a bar where he talks toot, and his office where he continually Potatoshops.
(Bob McCow, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Listen, pal...
knowing your Photoshop can mean the difference between slipping the clutch and flipping the dame, if you get my meaning and I'm sure that you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Perfect.
And the picture? /hell. I believe that is the still the common response to 11/9/01 pics?
(Bob McCow, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Arthur relaxed in the knowledge that Edna had a weakness...
(Unununium, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Woo and Yay to that.
Poor old Edna.
(Romana, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] unsuccessful at goal keeping
the HennyChick soon became extinct!

.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# haha! mental!
have my new woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# yay Angry kid rocks
.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# OK, so I missed the "Deleted Movie Scenes" challenge
but I though you lot might like this anyway...



(Sorry it's a bit big!)
(I helped save b3ta! chog24, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Oh dear...


No doub't this has been done...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)
# scared
me
(Jackie Treehorn, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)
# what does it say at the end in really small writing?
I can't make it out.
(Maels, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# it's a
hURL...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)
# yes
I am in fact gary glitter
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Oh,
I have been meaning to ask but was to scared. Phew! Been bothering me for a while. Weight off my chest, thanks for clearing that up...
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Damn it!
I can't fucking hummus, and never will. I can't. I can't I can't I can't ;_;
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)
# wouldn't that be
masturbation?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# is the next m3tatweening
due this weekend?
i am already quivering with excitement
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)
# yep
...waiting
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)
# ooooooo
ooooo ooooooo
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# that would be the gibbon in you talking then
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# arf
.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I'm making progress here, Fnord.
I've been busy of late... I just want to get the fucking thing finished!
(_, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)
# 2 to
come u not last
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Zen.
It will come.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)
# ven vill it come?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# ARGH!
Where did you get that pun gland? I removed yours!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# i had a spare one
in the bank of pun-gland

i sense your ire. it must be from your ire-gland

i was inspired by scott adams. he has a very powerful scot-gland

i can't think of one for wales
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Waaaaaaaa!
Make it stop! It burns!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Don't think too hard.
Watch TV, read books, look at stuff around you. The hummus will come.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Headswaps ,
hats on rodents , evil kittens.....they're all good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# happy birthday for a few days ago tedmus....
What is is up with m3ss3ng3er?
[edit: has seen further down page]
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Ta
mate......proably full of messages or summat , dont really know
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# It's not my fault
I can't fucking hummus
It's not my fault
oh woe is me.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] the inter-stellar sugar glider, eventually starved
severe lack of chick pea mush
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# looks like
a bit of an interstellar disco in the background
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# They've gone too far this time...
(tomsk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)
# that is fucking top

Love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I think that applies anyway, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# you look a likely sort to know
what the other good place to search for images is...
I have used google and gettyimages, but I need another source for a minproject I'm working on...

any clues? :)
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# altavista, picsearch.
Doesn't worth1000 have an image bank?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)
# proper bo
I'll go and look

thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# there
is also pbase
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# are there also signs that say
no meeting other peoples eyes, get in peoples way wherever possible, push lots and lots and never apologise?
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:38, archived)
# They noticed the setting was on maximum too late...
(Unununium, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# scary
but not as scary as those monkeys singing about the moon.

First thing i look at saturday morning, with a hangover.

I hate you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I saw them last night for the first time
I was drunk so I don't know what to make of it all.

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Evolution of the cardboard box #3
(Maels, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# that is lovely!
where are parts 1 and 2? or was that just a figure of speech?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:57, archived)
# they are
here
and
here

oooooh
(Maels, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# woo! congratulations!
and this is post number 718718, which has got to count for something!

the box anims are wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# and yours was 718728
which also counts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I love it
but I wish you would show us what they ate. Were they hunters, or scavengers, or were they merely herbivores?
(Bohatnik, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# maybe in a future installment
(Maels, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# how high does it go?
Will they ever evolve to make transportation systems and banks and mindless web boards like our kind?
(Bohatnik, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)
# not while I'm still doing ones for the challenge
but maybe someday.
(Maels, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry if it's been done before...


... but it's my first post and I'm just trying it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)
# welcome!
I never new there were so many Rankin fans
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# We are
many and stick very much to the shadows.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# i'm trying to remember
who we have now

Lazlo Woodbine
Hugo Rune
Barry the Time Sprout
Jim Pooley

and probably several dozen more I am unable to remember at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Don't forget
Omally
Tuppe and Cornelious
and Inspectre Hovis.

Besides, I thought there was no spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# there is
always a spoon :)
i meant people posting on this board with those names, though I wouldn't be surprised if there was an Omally registered
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# rex mundi
...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha
cruel...
btw, Anyone seen this? Could be behind the disappearance of m3ss3ng3r...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# i hope
flibz' server hasn't become infected.
Anyone heard from him this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# The worm is
infecting unpatched SQL servers - there's been a patch out since July. Whoever is the admin on that box deserves a smack ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# See,
I always told you guys that Earnest T. Bass was bling.



From now on he says we have to call him "Fluff Nessie" or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# laaaaahrvely
i bet he has his wicked way with the masseuse too
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# wow.
that is niiiiice.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# oow
alpuoh
(_, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)
# ooooooooooooh!
that's marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# magic
now can She finish the trick and put the 2 halves back together?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# nice nice nice
woo woo woo
(Maels, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# thank you all.
You are very kind.

*pink*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# haha
that's great!
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# OMG!!
Why is there a time-span of 6 hours on the board? Is there no-body here or is everyone just lurking?
(Nothing, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I'm lurking
just looking for opportunities to repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# i've only just woken up
and my head hurts and
i haven't got any paracetemol in the house :(
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Want some?
*Rattles bottle in front of computer*
(Nothing, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# git
we have 34873 packets of soluble bastard aspirin. Soluble for fricks sake! I'm going to have to try to take some though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# drink water, you daft apeth!
it's the dehydration that gives you the headache, and the queasy stomach won't go away til you've laid some cable!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# haha
nice image!
i am already drinking water, and i will do a big poo presently
fortunately it is just a bit of a headache, no queasiness or owt
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Why on earth do you have that much?
Weirdo!
(Nothing, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# It's
saturday afternoon. It gains momentum as the day goes on and at midnight it uses the suns gravitational pull to fling itself into the dark oblivion of Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
i wondered why i always feel so dizzy on saturday evenings
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# and that got
all poetic toward the end. you nuttethly one.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I'm lurking
I've been lurking about all night.
(Bohatnik, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# The owl and the pussy cat
should never have gotten on the beautiful pea green boat!
(Pink Kitten, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)
# lovely work!
is that your first picture post?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# second!
posted this last night :)
(Pink Kitten, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Who was the bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# the owl was the dominating bitch
hehehe
(Pink Kitten, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# i love the
little twitchy nose

I'm sorry to jack such a lovely picture, put can I just ask if anyone is having problems with m3ss3nger?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# See further down page.
Just keep trying, it lets you in eventually!
(Nothing, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# cheers
ears
i should know by now to read the board before asking daft questions :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks yummy...
Unfortunately for the Pickled Chicken, its eggs were used as a common bar food.

The same happened to the Rocky Mountain Oyster. Pity they all tasted like hog balls.
(Bohatnik, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# hey
excellent idea.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Thanks man
not bad for my second post if I say so myself, I was going to do a little Rocky Mountain Oyster thing or add some other happy little animated barfoods, but it took me like 2 minutes to make this and an hour and a half to remember how to post.
(Bohatnik, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# np
in any event it's often the simple things that turn out to be the best.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# wyh
(!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# You got to catch em first though
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Haha
I think you did a better job of lassoing that chicken than I did. Just look at his right foot on my post.
(Bohatnik, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Ha ha!
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# sshhhh
nobody here but us chickens
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Terrible....
Kevin hated his anal mane.

(maddave, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# ha ha.
aha ha.
(_, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)
# dave
that is mad !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless repost for competition
Forgot i had him, but he would of made a brilliant creature, sadly extinct and in photoshop retirement now.
(Alpen, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# he is a wonderful creation
innit
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# I've always thought he looks more cute that scary
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I never thought he looked scary
Maybe angry, but I definitely wouldn't run from him.
(Bohatnik, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Doesn't that depend on his size?
I always imagine pics of him to be actual size but what if he's like 8 foot or something?
Scared yet?
(Nothing, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I dunno, he looks fluffy.
I think he just needs a hug.
(Bohatnik, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# There were many
unknown secrets to Vaders helmet



mornin' all!
(JBoom, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# woo!
didn't see that one coming!
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# hehe
When I left you I was but the bread, now I am the toast.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Only toast that is burnt, Darth...
(Bob McCow, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# haha
If you butter me up, I shall become more tasty than you can possibly imagine
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# i can't think of anything funny to say
but i'd like to register my approval of this thread!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Luke, I am your toast !
search your margerine, you know this to be true !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Vader
Buttered and Marmited your father, Luke.
(Bob McCow, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
# great response
touche! hehehehe
(JBoom, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)
# brilliant
thats why his voice is so gravelly
hes got crumbs in his vocal chords!
(Alpen, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# this is making me hungry
kitchen here I come.

excellent anim too!!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# yay for the imperial toaster!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
toasthelmetthingy.
(Maels, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# YES!
That is what I've always wanted to see. It's like if Martha Stewart was running the death star. Scary thought.
(Bohatnik, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# He left it in too long...
it's a little on the dark side...
(absolute eejit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The Fla-Ringo died out in the 70's.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)
# that's a terrible pun!
shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)
# That sir....
'tis excellent
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)
# absolutely dreadful
i like it =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Hey SF
How goes the M3ta music thingy ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# i've sort of put it to the back of the list for a while
some time in the next week though, it'll be all sorted! i'm aiming for wednesday, but if i get some free time tomorrow i'll do it then!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Has everyone sent you their tunes ?
looking forward to hearing what it all sounds like.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# yes
and it will sound goooooooood! i've lined them up in winamp and they all fit together quite nicely. it's just syncing them to video that gives me a headache (my poor computer is a bit sluggish to say the least)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I can imagine
how it must chug. Sounds like a resource eating monster.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)
# hellakool
(dookie, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# vwoo
yay?
(_, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# WOOOOO!!!
YAYYY!!!!! I love the word YAY!
(Bohatnik, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)

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