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(inputjam, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)

The "Bad Day" shark wasn't going to give up that easily...

It was only a matter of time :) Great pic tomsk.

(r0yksopp, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)

Heheheh.

Smashin'

(tomsk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:09, archived)

nice

work!

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freshlegs, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

super!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

I heard the photographer from the LA times

who took the "art" photo hung himself.
I can't find any further information than rumors. is this true? anyone know?

this was the article before:

www.latimes.com/news/custom/showcase/la-ednote_blurb.blurb

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:06, archived)

nothing on news.google.com so it's unlikely

silly boy and deserved to be sacked, but not a hanging offence

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idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:09, archived)

How is apple treating you,

oh zog?

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EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:09, archived)

badly!

as a matter of fact.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

How

so?

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EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:37, archived)

ask fnord

to find the rant I did today...
he knows exactly where it is.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:49, archived)

ewww

that's not nice if it's true

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

WWWWWWwweeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

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idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:06, archived)

I think we all know where this is going

...

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)

pardon?

www.b3ta.com/board/1006288

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gracielou, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

Glass Cock!

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Lukasm, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

explanation

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bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

gracie

bob

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

ohhhhhhhhh

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gracielou, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)

Poor Mother Bear.

She knew it was a fun game, but it did get a bit wearing after a while.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:03, archived)

Eep!

behold the dangers of elective surgery... ;)

Woo, Dr P!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

hee hee

I just snotted madras!
w/y/h!!

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robh, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:11, archived)

that is sooooooooooooooooo lovely

it is

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

ahhh Bless

the joys of parenthood.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

Photoshop without computers

I don't claim credit for this one, it was by a friend named Gorfy.
Anyway, take one bored person in McDonalds, faced with this item:

Give them a few minutes of nothing to do, and we have this wonderful specimen:

Her name is Vaginia and she is Gorfy's daughter.

Edit: oh, and to get the lumpy face look we had to run over it a few times with a car.

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Lum, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:02, archived)

And in the red corner

we have Fluffy. 38pounds of lean, mean Cat Boxing fury. This should be an interesting rematch as last fight Fluffy just about took Mr. Wiggle's head clean off with that 3rd round left hook.

It was a rematch for the publicity... deep down inside everyone knew Mr. Wiggles didn't have it in him to beat Fluffy in a rematch. Fluffy was just too determined.

(yoink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)

Thats one mean

nasty bitch of a cat.

(Cleggy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:00, archived)

Ok, after Winnie the Pooh, this doesn't seem so bad.......

(allergic to curry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

how odd

yet strangely woo... : )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

Hmmmm....

I don't get it?

(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

Then kindly leave the womb

;)

(allergic to curry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:04, archived)

Oh!

It's a foetus! I thought it was an ear!

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:06, archived)

Those would be considerably less painful to give birth to

(allergic to curry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:09, archived)

I dunno

I'll bet that coral chafes a bit...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

You sick freak

I hope you blah blah....

Have you guessed what it is yet?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:03, archived)

5,000 posts?

that's outrageous!

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

Yup

and it's getting worse every time I reply...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:06, archived)

Well

I thought it was funny. mumble mumble mutter mutter

(allergic to curry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)

I wouldn't have woo'ed

if I hadn't thought so too... :)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:08, archived)

20/20

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

Blimeh!

It's the fastest land mammal, AND it has sharp pointy horns!

Run for your lives!

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

that's not a cheetah

but still...Ruuuun!

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

we've been wrong all along about which animals are the most gay

GAY PENGUINS!!

who would have thought?

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mr_stuff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

threadjack

woo and yay! i just managed to blag myself a new domain name.
im now the proud owner of www.rent-a-cunt.com

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

*snickers*

*twix*
*mars*

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

woo nice to see you're finding work for the unfortunate Jamie Oliver

lookalikes.
(not that i hate him that much but his name is synonymous now)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)

Finally, he made his true demands clear...

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idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:46, archived)

ah...

If I had 5 billion dollars....I'd be rich

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

i thought it cost

a lot less than that to have your name changed by deedpoll

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LP, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)

It does

I think it's £25

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:50, archived)

My brother changed his name

and in total it cost him 60 quid. He paid a solicitor to sort out all the details.

And what did he call himself? Nathan Rae.

Well, he did pick it with his new wife.

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Lukasm, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

what was wrong with

his old name?

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)

wasn't called nathan gay was he? i know a bloke who changed his name from john gay to john gray so his kids didn't get bullied at school... er... "gray is gay, gray is gay" ... doh!

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idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

John Cleese changed his name

he used to be John Cheese...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

John Cleese didn't change his name

During a 20 Questions interview with Playboy magazine, Cleese spun a wild yarn about his ancestors being named "Cheese". Couple this with the fact that close friends call him Jack (a common alternative for John), Cleese joked that he might go back to his old "family" name and move to Monterey, California... thus becoming Monterey Jack Cheese. In fact, though, his grandfather's name *was* Cheese and he did change it to Cleese!

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:08, archived)

What was his name beforehand?

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xian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

Nathan Burrage

He didn't like his surname. I quite like mine, actually, and it is very similar.

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Lukasm, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:03, archived)

haha

burrage

er...

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idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

Great

We should have a whip round, raise the cash in no time.

(Cleggy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

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idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

As you all know, it's the Grand National this weekend...

... and I know who my money's going on.

...and coming over the final fence, it's Richard Johnson and 'Inbred Flyer'...

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:46, archived)

Neigh!!

excellent!
which gives me an opportunity to do this:

is it woo-ing and yay-ing? I've got a snail's connection so I'm never quite sure

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:50, archived)

yay!!

Trapdoor rocks : )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

if only there was a way to download an episode

hmmmmm

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

Trapdoor

Yay

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

that is actually

the most flattering photo I've seen of our Trisha.

Does anyone else play "spot the Trisha-guest" in Tesco's?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)

Do we all know?

I didn't...

Only time I've had a bet on the horses was a work's sweep, and I won - and I'd not even chosen the horse, it was picked for me!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

we ignore the grand national in our house

my parents don't approve of donkey walloping

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

my parents don't approve of

giving your pennies to a bookie.
Nothing moral just meanness

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

I have no moral objections to it

I just don't care... I have immense apathy where anything I don't want to do myself is involved - I'll watch motorsports occasionally 'cause it looks like fun and I'd love a go, but I don't wanna ride a horse around in circles, or run around in circles myself, or kick/carry/hit balls around, so I don't follow other sports.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

when I briefly worked in the City and had to commute

I knew all about sport, but that's only cos I'd read all the interesting bits of the paper, on the way up there.
These days I don't even see a Metro, so if it's not reported on the Today programme I know nothing

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:26, archived)

Its hardest to flush them away when they wave at you :-(

btw, I am big and I am clever

(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)

ewwwwwwwwww

argggh! winnie the shite argggh! winnie the shite argggh! winnie the shite argggh! winnie the shite argggh! winnie the shite argggh! winnie the shite argggh! winnie the shite argggh! winnie the shite argggh! winnie the shite argggh! winnie the shite argggh! winnie the shite argggh! winnie the shite argggh! winnie the shite

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)

I am shocked (and awed)

I am disgusted, repulsed and tired.

(Cleggy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:46, archived)

A<a href="http://www.." target="_blank">www..</a> I'm sawy...

I'll try and resist posting Winnie The Pooh photos for a long time...

(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

no.

I would dispute both your personal claims.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

But its sooooooo cute!!

look at it waving...

(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)

Well it made me laugh

/sniggering

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CJ, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)

I'm on webcam to my friend at the moment....

...and she was wondering why I was giggling to myself for so long..

I learned a lesson: Never show a girl that type of photo - they'll never see the funny side!

(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

it depends

on the girl

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

Well she was the kind whose parents

read her Winnie the Pooh books when she was a child

(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

yeah but

that's the bastardised Disney version, AA milnes' Pooh is much better

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

But...

..I haven't seen her Pooh?

(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)

whose pooh?

AA Milne was a bloke

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:00, archived)

His

(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)

you should

his pooh is much cuter

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:04, archived)

Ok,

I'll ask to see it sometime

(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

that

stinks!

(probably)

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idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

no no,

I can assure that it didn't...

(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)

Besides,

Pooh managed to cling on through the firsh flush... which is why he is all alone, and trying to get your attention!

(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:02, archived)

(tomsk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)

Is that.....

you know the rest.

Wooo, yay!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)

Wow

its one of those watchyacallits

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)

yay!

and woo!

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Spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)

One Word:

Class.

Oh, an another: Woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)

woo

tiful

(sndmn, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

I misread that

as "titful"...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)

although

interesting, that's difficult to see in this pic...

(sndmn, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

we can tell you're back straight away...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

pfffffffffffft

what's that supposed to mean? 0: )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

yay!

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rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

still a very good idea.

one of your favourites by the look of it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

Fnord, big thanks for finding that

Dangermous Episode.
It has bought me an enormous wave of joy.
EDIT:Oh, where are my manners, lovely picture Tomsk

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

shhhhhh don't shout about it

they'll ALL want one! ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

oops

doh
it is very good though

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

Yes it is, that dangermouse episode that you can download from this link really is very good

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:03, archived)

the

killer of the skies

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

enhanced fish, eh?

top hole!

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bananaman, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

ooooooooooh

that's very well done!!

I'M HOME!!!! I'll be sorting through my pics from the edinb3tan this evening so I should be able to post the link tomorrow. Has everyone else posted theirs yet?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

woo yay

and quite possibly houpla

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:50, archived)

hooray!

haven't seen one of these for a while!

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freshlegs, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

yay!

the enhanced fish are back!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

So, which one's Thelma

and which one's Louise?

(More Humphrey and Duncan. New: support the Buy Thomas A Better Camera fund!)

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)

yay!

More Humphrey and Duncan...MORE!

(Liv, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)

600 is a bit steep..

200 should cover it, really.

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EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

It is

but I want a decent mini-DV cam. I'm planning a few other projects, some b3tan, some not, which will require a near-broadcast quality DV cam.

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)

If it's not for b3ta,

then asking for all 600 is a bit rude.

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EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

Actually,

the main project would be b3tan. But considering that I would still pay for most of the camera, and that the price could change/go down/I could settle for a cheaper camera, you're right. I've dropped the £600 bit :)

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

8D I'd donate,

but I'm poor. ish.

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EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

The trouble is

that most of mine is already getting locked up for university-related things.

Mind you, I don't drink, so that should make my university life a hell of a lot less expensive.

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

and the other students

a hell of lot more boring
:)

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

w/y/h

Yes more more more

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

It was every cartoon characters' worst nightmare...

...a shock merger with the news channel

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idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)

ala

cute.

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Alfie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

Just a Little bit of Easter Themed Dandyness

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)

is that real?

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idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)

all I did was

find a couple of rabbits wearing top hats and smoking, shoved them in a couple of cups and took the photo, not technically shopped though

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:39, archived)

Awwwwwwww

I always wanted a bunny!
so cute..yet so refined!

(Liv, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)

Lovely stuff.

and i apoligise in advance for what i'm about to do.
Sorry

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)

repost

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)

I prefer that to this one

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

hahahah

hahahahahahha!

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

does it involve

monkeys or badgers?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)

ahhh

how sweet.
he has a pipe!

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)

That is utterly adorable

(allergic to curry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)

there there dear, don't worry

look he's getting the hang of it

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Dill, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)

bear hugs!

How lovely.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)

this lovely

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bananaman, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

a few more of those

and we could have made a tune.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)

Ah well

you'll just have to stave off that urge until later...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)

you

clef-er bugger

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Spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

I quavered about posting that joke

but decided I could afford to D-bass myself...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)

well

you can breve easier now you've done it

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Spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

Now, now.

There's no need for violince.

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?!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

I really like the

theme of all these jokes

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Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)

it does add

a little variation doesn't it?

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Spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:46, archived)

i love it when we all band together

and make sweet music

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:46, archived)

So do I

I'm having trouble composing myself

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:46, archived)

what now, music jokes?

i'll have to make a note of this

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Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)

bars

or lovelies?

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bananaman, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

maybe a few nice crotchet

patterns for Dr. Phil.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)

"oooh

I can't bear to watch!!"

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Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)

gets really good later on in life you know ;)

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Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

thats

a great pic find and such a cute gif.
Im listening to the new radiohead album and it is making me cry.

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Alfie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)

cry huh?

that bad is it?

(Janie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)

its

a good return to form sort of, kind of kid a but with pablo honey moments - but the overall theme seems to be "looking into the abyss, you might die, anytime...anytime...anytime..." you know, the normal schtick.

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Alfie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

anyhoo...

Im off to cleanup kingdom and am reformatting hard d. tonight, and reinstalling with 2000.
see you soon people...

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Alfie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)

Later

mate

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bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

aww

they have to leave the nest sometime...

woo

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sosumi, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

yes

I have been looking at bear pics this evening

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Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:25, archived)

mindpissmindpissmindpissmindpissmindpissmindpiss

mindpissmindpissmindpissmindpissmindpiss

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Dill, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)

woo

ace!

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sosumi, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:35, archived)

Best I could do for the compy

Been busy lately and many other feeble excuses I have yet to think of.

(nan-demo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:21, archived)

thats great

woo

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Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:23, archived)

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