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Couldn't resist...

...sorry Gracielou.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:12, archived)

Very nice.

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:16, archived)

ooh, It's gracielou

pulling one off!

fnarr

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:17, archived)

Pulling one off, yes....

...but not exactly what most of us wish to see pulled off....

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)

ooh! how rude

are you?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:27, archived)

If this thread...

...is going to degenrate into obscene comments about a female board member, I shall delete it.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:27, archived)

If this thread...

...is going to degenrate into obscene comments about a female board member, I'm joining in!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:29, archived)

Well...

...if you don't play nice - you'll get the same treatment Stouffer got when he was being impolite.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:31, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOO

not castration? no please, please, I'll play nice

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:34, archived)

Not castration...

Worse!

For the record, he had made a very crude and out of character comment about someone - so it had to be done really.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:36, archived)

my eyes are scarred for

life

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:41, archived)

oooh

harsh!

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Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:44, archived)

Yes...

...all Hail Mystery Bob.

Making the board safe from lecherous male comments since 2003.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:49, archived)

My Hero!

*swoon*

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)

Arrrggghhhh

its ....

www.jpg?dc=4675416872451334513">

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:05, archived)

Is that Mani...

...from The Stone Roses/Primal Scream on the left?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:06, archived)

did actually remind me of someone but i cant put a face to the name so that might well be it

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:09, archived)

Best picture I could find...

...at short notice.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:10, archived)

Yep -

it does then..

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Choice, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:11, archived)

I still have no idea...

...who the freak on the right is though :)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:12, archived)

I've figured it out...

...it's Scottish actor Gerrard Kelly.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:15, archived)

I am getting worried for you

you seem to have a highland pin up galleray at you disposal, it's almost as bad as Thirdman always have the relevant gay website for the current bandwagon - are you seeking proffesional help? :)

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Choice, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:17, archived)

He he he...

...maybe that's my talent in life. Finding Scottish entertainers to match any face swap conjured up in photoshop.

Unfortunately not a talent that is going to make me rich.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:19, archived)

be honest i thought it kinda looked like posh and becks....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:33, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

LOL!

[edit] I feel such a geek typing LOL... *sigh*

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:34, archived)

pah.

I dun that two

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Darryn.R, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:06, archived)

thing

is regardless what head you swap...they still look bloody ugly :)))

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:14, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...Ian Krankie still looks like Mani!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)

too fucking true..

and they're shagging each other !!!

It's just so wrong.

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Darryn.R, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)

man, did anyone see banzai

with the krankee witch on?
with her norks out...not very nice at all

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)

too bad for words

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)

Because I can...

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:56, archived)

The head

looks strangely detached

She should be carrying it at her side...

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flibz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:58, archived)

Ok,

Refresh the sucker... how's that?

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)

have the original then : )

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:00, archived)

You don't have any single friends...

that you could hook me up with do you?

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:03, archived)

not female

...

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:04, archived)

any single

almost identical twins/clones but with poor taste in men?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:05, archived)

ahh crap.

I was questioned about my sexuality the other day. It did a world of wonders for my self confidence...

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:06, archived)

by who?

thats the important bit

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:08, archived)

A guy at work...

And it came out of the blue. He's married too. So it kinda confused the fuck outa me.

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:09, archived)

strange

very strange

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:11, archived)

Her Right Wrist

Looks Kinda..Barbie-Like with the hinged joint

(DevilsFire, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)

Seems

to be the bandwagon for doing this ...so as i`m too tired to spaz and see if its been done...heres alf...

Edit - Thanks...always nice to be frontpaged :)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:46, archived)

Oh OH

he and she cameltoes.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:48, archived)

Quite

..it must be time to go now..!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:49, archived)

yeah

funny how that occured ...sure was`nt intentional...but I thought it looked pretty good and left it in....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:49, archived)

what does the AIIA t-shirt mean...?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:49, archived)

Allah'u ackbar?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:52, archived)

could be greek or something.....i dunno :)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:29, archived)

Carrolean crotchplay?

Are these Tweedledee and Tweedledum from the porno version of Alice? And which volume? "Alice's Adventures in Wonderwho?" or "Alice Blew the Looking-Glass?"

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:04, archived)

Blatant Geeky Threadjack

Just got sent this advert for the new alienware case

[edit] And the Mr & Mrs Tubkid is fab...!

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flibz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:53, archived)

eww, thats manky

says the one with the juno P6

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:54, archived)

I think that's one of the nicest I've seen in a while....

and I generally don't go in for chieftec/coolermaster/lian-li style cases as they all look the bl00dy same...
Hence why my rig looks like this
::edit:: 'nice' pic btw...can't believe I get accused of making stuff that's too disturbing when there's pics like that being done...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)

Who thought

Alf would carry such a dirty connotation from now on?

(DevilsFire, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:59, archived)

Is it just me...

or is tweedledee on the left doing the pee pee dance?

(MantaRogue, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:12, archived)

I wouldn't argue with Svenno.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:22, archived)

hah!

his willy looks bigger in the picture above.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)

that's just

disturbing

I love it.

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crouchingbadger, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:37, archived)

please!!!!

its too early for images like this - I would like to eat my breakfast y'know.

(Teaseress, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:01, archived)

...

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:34, archived)

arrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:36, archived)

it wasn't much better

before the face swap

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:37, archived)

frug

^^ new word

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:41, archived)

that means?

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:41, archived)

summat between fucking hell

and arrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:44, archived)

weir

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:46, archived)

do you

have some strange desire to state the obvious at any possible time?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:49, archived)

TJ, sorry

Tried to post this down the page, but forgot whose account I was using.
girl injured during demonstration at Oakland, California docks.
Those rubber bullets pack a punch.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:49, archived)

ouch

and on that note..night night all

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)

if its in oakland

surprised it wasn't real bullets

edit: removing f5 from keyboard...
night all, this time for really real

(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:04, archived)

I used to live in Oakland

Fine town.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:05, archived)

yes definetly (especially the colliseum - go A's )

but some places are rather unsavoury, and the police have a history of violence

(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:31, archived)

Ohhhh!

I thought that was going to be Laura Palmer in the Black Lodge when it started to download....

Still fab (and a bit scary) though, even though it wasn't :-)

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swimmy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:39, archived)

who what?

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:41, archived)

Twin Peaks

...
that is all.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:46, archived)

that gum you like

is coming back in style.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:47, archived)

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:48, archived)

.Let's Rock....

... Cherry Pie.... Damn fine coffee...

etc etc etc...

(I've actually been to the Twin Peaks Day-School). And the old fan-mag was called "Wrapped in Plastic", which appealed to me on two levels... :-)

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swimmy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:29, archived)

Oh...

...you make me want to try and find the bubble gum of my youth.

That gives me something to do today :)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:49, archived)

scrape the bottoms of desks in schoolrooms?

*shudder*

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:53, archived)

I never thought of that...

...brilliant idea!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:54, archived)

that...

...makes me feel quite ill.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:41, archived)

why?

I think she fancies you.

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:42, archived)

It looks a bit like...

...Jeanette Krankie

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:44, archived)

god no....anything but them two....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:48, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...I saw a clip of the new series of Banzai - she opens her blouse and shows off her bra in it.

I'm not sure how I felt about that, but it wasn't good.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:50, archived)

jesus

what a terrible start to the day.

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)

Gee...thanks, gracielou....

You have discovered how to shrink a man's apparatus faster than a winter dip with the Polar Bears' Club. You have created the visual equivalent of saltpeter. You have accomplished all that my ex-wife tried to do...and fortunately failed. Gee....thanks.

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:14, archived)

i missed my 1000th post!

tits.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:22, archived)

yes

tits, tits are good

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:23, archived)

good luck on your dating Tasty, i made you this

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:09, archived)

Woo!

that's great.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:11, archived)

Glad to see there's another Bettie Page fan

I registered and replied, just to give it a Yay.

(DevilsFire, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:21, archived)

and to all wondering

Hi, Im the new Gal in town

(DevilsFire, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:24, archived)

there should be more threads with invertebrates in it

(spuriousmonkey, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:31, archived)

New gal *and*

A Bettie Page fan! The perfect start to a day :-)

Sits watching his Bettie DVD again

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swimmy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:36, archived)

She

sure did start something way back in the 50`s....and still takes a lot of beating...fnarr fnarr ;)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:48, archived)

www.bettiepage.com/

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:53, archived)

DVD's...

www.cultepics.com/ce_preview.html

Several bettie page + similar.... they have very annoying voice-overs, but if you turn the sound down and play some burlesque music instead it's fine :-)

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swimmy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:27, archived)

Welcome

I'm not a Page fan, but I'm aware of her work.
Yay.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:48, archived)

If you saw enough of her work,

Im sure any warm blooded man would be a fan of her. ;c)

(DevilsFire, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:54, archived)

Mmmmmm..... Betty Page movies.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

later that night...

***blatant repost***

good night all, and hummusful 'shopping

(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:12, archived)

LOL

you'd need a lot of hand cuffs

well..ok 4 pairs

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:13, archived)

mornin all

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:14, archived)

morning...

why were your nuts sore?

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:17, archived)

because i pierced them

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:19, archived)

that could almost be

a modern fairytale?

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:15, archived)

eh?

Octorella?
Beauty and the Squid?
Little red Riding Cephalopod?

/coat
:0)

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:17, archived)

Threadwaste

Goodness... Is it just me or is this image shopped? It's being passed off by a Sydney newspaper as legit pic of a Royal Marine in a captured Iraqi palace. Looks to me like the lighting on the guy is different (harder, whiter) than the lighting in hall.
www.smh.com.au/ftimages/2003/04/08/1049567655256.html

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Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:40, archived)

Could it be...

...the Photographer's flash that's produced the harsh light? He would need to use a flash otherwise the soldier's face would be in shadow.

Photoshop has created such mistrust in press photography now :)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:45, archived)

I considered the flash

but I think the flash would be visible by creating odd light reflections off the features in the hall.

I also think the quality of film is different. IE the guy seems very sharp and 'stark' where the hall has a serene 'sales brouchure' quality to it. If you look at the other pictures on the linked site, I think the pictures of the bathroom fittings probably came from the same brochure.

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Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:54, archived)

Hall's too

far away for the flash to have any effect.

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:57, archived)

I agree...

...after what happened to that other photographer, the papers should be pretty careful about this kind of thing.

Why forge a photo when there is plenty of oppurtunity to get the real thing anyway?

Unless we are being lied to about a great number of things, but I can't imagine that would ever happen.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:00, archived)

OK then

what about the depth of field? The hall seems to be in good focus and yet the foreground is sharp. Isn't that difficult / highly improbable to achieve?

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Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:16, archived)

it's not. A large depth of field keeps everything in focus. Especially if the photographer uses a telephoto lens.

(BigKGChicago, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:25, archived)

wider lens

generally means greater depth of field.
Byproduct of the aperture; longer lenses tend to have smaller apertures ('cos the lens would have to be very wide as well, which means heavy & expensive)

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:13, archived)

I think you're right

I'm also wondering about his height/perspective. To me he looks like he'd have to be standing on a box or something.

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HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:27, archived)

I think...

...we would have to see the original to be sure. As others have said, the Jpeg compression can do funny things.

In the meantime, why don't we all have a look at the moon landing footage :)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:35, archived)

In the immortal words of Buzz Lightyear...

You're mocking me, aren't you?

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Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)

Would I?

;)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:29, archived)

look around his right elbow

i think i see some sort of artifacts from pasting.
kind of a halo-ish effect, with white lines on top of dark tiles that shouldn't be there

edit/tj: anyone know where the earsocks craze started from, coz i saw something quite similar in an old calvin & hobbes comic strip

(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:51, archived)

Morning

Mr Truff - managed to tear yourself away from iSketch then :-)

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:54, archived)

'tis night actually

but yes, just barely

mornin to you too btw

(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:00, archived)

that could be just from bad jpeg compression

/my two pence

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:08, archived)

I think

you can't really tell what's been lost in the digitalisation and conversion to jpeg. There's some slightly strange solid black outlines (e.g.on the gun) and some funny blurring (on either side of his jaw), but nothing that looks glaringly chopped.

Oh and btw - you are paranoid.

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:52, archived)

bleh, I'm not paranoid, I just know a 'chop when I see one :) Call it a b3ta honed spidey sense :)

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Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:55, archived)

I agree

it's all fake.
Except for the bodies piling up in the streets.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:52, archived)

It looks too fake..

..to be a fake!

(dunn, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:30, archived)

Doesn't this look painful?

girl injured during demonstration at Oakland, California docks.
Those rubber bullets pack a punch.

(BigKGChicago, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:38, archived)

run

edge detection on it, wonderful filter

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:59, archived)

been a tad bored

soz i made a friend for the fear. i call him: the love
stupid imageready makes him pulsate slightly :P

(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:04, archived)

Love always pulsates a little

.......oh alright..
the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love! the Love!

and woo.

edit: heh - just noticed the gourd! yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:07, archived)

Could you please order some more organic coffee?

for your grieving girl?

We seem to have drunk it all.

(Ittybittykitty, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:24, archived)

Okay

..feeling any b3ta?
Freshlegs posted this for you yesterday (click to see thread):

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:51, archived)

That is truly hideous!

I love it!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:08, archived)

yarr, fifteen men on the dead man's chest

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
pie and the devil have done for the rest
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

apologies if been done, as well as for the pun

(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:11, archived)

Ahoy there

a pie rat..
woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:13, archived)

heh

tha'ts tops
meow

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:19, archived)

The pepsi cola fairy

(Bobguy122, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:53, archived)

People! Save water:

bath with a friend

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:37, archived)

That makes me happy

somehow.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:41, archived)

Both those chaps seem quite gay! They must be happy knowing how much good they're doing for the environment.

That's class tagging around the arm, KittyWaste!

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Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:44, archived)

i think they might be gay

maybe
i'm not sure.
though the one on the right looks a bit like Gaz top.
Tagging: Thank you, i wondered if anyone would see it.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:48, archived)

You put a lot of effort into those tags.

I'm sure many/most of us look for the KW tag when we see you post :)

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Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:58, archived)

i can't remeber who it was who got me startted on doing them

i saw an image aand thought...ooo i should do that...it was proably porn.
:0)

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:05, archived)

i know what you mean

the picture took so long for such an obvious pun. but it was really nice to do.
Imageready was really nice as well and it tween'd the hole thing.
ImageReady normally gets grumpy and tends to move the layer in all the frames but was really well behaved this time.
course i'd forgotten to put the shadow in so i had to start again...

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:46, archived)

what

if i dont have a friend :o(

(tasty, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:43, archived)

i could send you my bathwater?

mmmm bathwater

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:48, archived)

lol

i'm going speed dating later and right on cue i have a billiard ball size spot on my head

(tasty, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:54, archived)

what is speed dating?

my drug use days are over i'm afraid.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:06, archived)

I think it's

like that Liz Phair song, "Fuck and Run"..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:14, archived)

Yay!

is there room for me by the taps..?
;p

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:13, archived)

oh yes

i hate going up the tap end.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:29, archived)

Splutter!

/me washes filfthy mind out

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:56, archived)

Hey!

With two in the bath, the water stays warmer... *FACT*

Excellent job! Looks like a bud I bathe with sometimes.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:46, archived)

which one?

lefty or Mr Gaz top?

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:00, archived)

I go more for the clean-cut guys...

And elevator buttocks make me nervous...

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:09, archived)

police budgets are outrageous around here...

Click for hooj sorry bout the size...

(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)

mmm segway

and they wonder why it didn';t take off
woo to the pic

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:07, archived)

You can buy a segway on Amazon...

was just there and saw the link.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:47, archived)

Is that

Mission Bay I see ?

(Sypher_5, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:28, archived)

Looks like it eh

how're you Sypher?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:55, archived)

no idea whatsoever

(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:14, archived)

Hmm...

I'm sure someone else could have done it better...

What does everyone use for animated gifs anyway?

(Ecclesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:03, archived)

Woo

tough little bugger, innit?

I use ~~cardboard, string and insect parts~~ MS gifanimator which comes with Image Composer. It's crap, but it's free. ImageReady is much better, I hear.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)

That's nicely done

and I use ImageReady for animations.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:17, archived)

Poor ratty.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)

Is that WS_FTP LE?

I use that too, after removing the spyware components.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:33, archived)

why...

you people. stealing my softwares.

i hold claim to the use of all WS_FTP LE components... all of you should have to use Coffee Cup Free Easy Upload.

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Rainman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:39, archived)

I've used WSFTP

for the last 6 years...(except for when I was on a mac and used Fetch). Or else I just FTP through homesite.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:43, archived)

CuteFTP...

My weapon of choice for ftp...

For Anis, I use JASC's Animation Shop. Yes, I'm a PSP guy, and I'm not afraid to admit it. I can't budget the 'pro tools' (fotoslop) for my skinny needs.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:51, archived)

My head hurts for some reason.

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Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:43, archived)

poor little ratty

woo to yooo
I use image ready:
meow

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:50, archived)

Since we're banging animals on the head

... have a repost!

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:06, archived)

quality!

anim

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:09, archived)

that guy

is gonna do his back in, chopping like that

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Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:21, archived)

Though the cat's

taking it rather well, don't you think?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:52, archived)

Since we're on the subject..

(dunn, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 7:37, archived)

this is probably a glass box by now but...

The Unknown

As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.

—Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing

More Rumsfeld Poetry:
slate.msn.com/id/2081042

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)

Blimey

The guy's a literary genius!

The Situation
Things will not be necessarily continuous.
The fact that they are something other than perfectly continuous
Ought not to be characterized as a pause.
There will be some things that people will see.
There will be some things that people won't see.
And life goes on.

—Oct. 12, 2001, Department of Defense news briefing

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:49, archived)

Those

are fabulous.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:26, archived)

that is actually quite beautiful

and a nice relief after spazzing through pages of mutilated mirrored pictures. i'm glad i missed that bandwagon

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Or is it?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)

my new motto this week is "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"

otherwise I'd agree with you completely.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:52, archived)

i'm not saying it was bad,

just that every other picture freaked me out like the exorcist crushed into a 5 second burst. they are really nice, but i won't be able to sleep for at least 57 hours from now

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Or is it?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:58, archived)

oh.

guess I'm just a bitter old hole then.
that's why I need to adhere to my new rule.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)

The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld,

the comedic genius of Saeed al-Sahaf,
are unexpected cultural benefits of this conflict.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:53, archived)

ooh!

is there a comedic saeed al-sahaf link?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)

Not that I know of

but his media pronouncements that no American soldier was alive in Baghdad, at the same time we were seeing live video of the Yanks taking Saddam's palaces, was a priceless moment on TV.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)

hey,

we have no idea when that footage was recorded. ;)

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:01, archived)

It was a live broadcast and you could hear artillery in the background.

It was very "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain"" esque.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:48, archived)

No but you should have seen the fighting stance of

Chemical Ali!

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:46, archived)

Stings like a butterfly...

Flies like a brick...

/edit - flies actually have no passion for bricks.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 8 Apr 2003, 6:11, archived)

& here's

a refreshingly different glass cock

(tasty, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:54, archived)

yeah, i agree

besides, i never could get the hang of mirroring things

(TheTruffleShuffle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)

Very nice

If I'd been you, I would have posted 'Glass Box' to go with your 'glass cock' comment.

But that's just me...

I've really got to go and study now! No more F5

*chops off fing

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)

what an

excellent idea!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)

No hummus required for this bandwagon

Spooky, possums. Like my levitatin' pint? ..and the double-handled one?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:22, archived)

isn't the double handed one

in stargate sg-1??

(tasty, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)

Dunno

I'm only dimly aware of that show, never seen the movie..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:24, archived)

ARGHH!!

The fear under a double handed mug! The fear under a double handed mug! The fear under a double handed mug! The fear under a double handed mug! etc etc

(Yamakawa, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 4:57, archived)

Hehehe

the pics are from the Auckland b3ta bash, and I made little b3ta stickers for us to wear out..
this is the Furtive & Fluffy one.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:12, archived)

I see

Elf----Troll

heehee

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:05, archived)

Yarrr

and I'm somewhere inbetween!
;p

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 5:12, archived)

fnord...

... grab this. reduced the size a bit too.

shout when you have downloaded it. ta. (then type - of course)

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:20, archived)

thank's i've got it

it's v small :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:27, archived)

are you talking...

..file size? or screengirth?

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)

filesize

but since you mention it I wouldn't have minded the screengirth staying bigger if it was twice the filesize say. But i'm not complaining :)
I'm off to bed now.
Thanks again.
The rewind button never fails to amuse me when I get to use it to make people jive like in your video.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:33, archived)

night

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:34, archived)

i will be not on the board much for the next week

so see ya in drips and drabs :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:37, archived)

...

... sounds messy. just make sure you wipe up after yourself!

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)

see ya!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:40, archived)

no worries...

.. off too. (movie download finished at last!)
get a bigger one here

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)

thanks i'll have that in 20 seconds

10
5
got it :)

*yoink!*

runs off

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)

Well im off 2 bed

I will post me 100th tomorrow (l8er on today) cya

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Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

night

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

c'ya!!

YAY 200 POSTS !!!

YAY 200 POSTS !!!
EDIT - i know i could've made more effort here

(tasty, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)

nevertheless woo for 200 posts

and yay for showing me that height and width attributes work :-)

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:31, archived)

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