

...Even he, a big strapping lad, full of testosterone and steroids, wasn't immune to spidermans charms.

yay for different ways of looking at things
and the CNN bit down the side...
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and the CNN bit down the side...

for forgetting to crop.
first my broken woo yay... now this...
*breaks down and cries*
EDIT: of coruse, when i say that.. i mean "what CNN bit down the side?"
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first my broken woo yay... now this...
*breaks down and cries*
EDIT: of coruse, when i say that.. i mean "what CNN bit down the side?"

thanks. *sniff*
i think finally after this non stop posting, i've run out of ideas! yay!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:36,
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i think finally after this non stop posting, i've run out of ideas! yay!

to know what "tattyswapping" is...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:54,
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Tattyswap-->tattyshop-->potatoshop-->photoshop
No idea, who originally came up with it, but I like it.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:58,
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No idea, who originally came up with it, but I like it.

the poor guy was looking for some King Edwards worth exchanging
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:17,
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i feel complete for knowing that.
and you are to blame for my next picture, and as you will see, its not entirely normal.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:18,
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and you are to blame for my next picture, and as you will see, its not entirely normal.

I don't think I've ever been responsible for 'inspiring' other people before...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:20,
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really would love to watch it. i have looked ont tinternet but cannae find it. (cappin) please help it may end up me performing it and embarrassing myself sometime!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:33,
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www.kazaalite.tk/
ps - i can't beleive you've got the b3ta username!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:38,
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ps - i can't beleive you've got the b3ta username!

edit - oh it will :)
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:44,
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or bigger
Rubbish - but then I've just had a run-in with liquid nitrogen and am in a huff

in a purely artistic sense obviously
edit: and the helicopter is good too!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:30,
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edit: and the helicopter is good too!

There I am spending a good three minutes making a piccy and no-one even notices the copter/shark thing.
::weeps and stares at his liquid nitrogen sore hand thing::
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:59,
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::weeps and stares at his liquid nitrogen sore hand thing::

Fish/chicken/yak hybrid vs poisonous firebreathing dutchbird.
I'm terrified I might overcook you.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:40,
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I'm terrified I might overcook you.

... is definitly unsettling...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:39,
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we had a mad man in our college lab who would do a demo involving smashing a frozen banana off the bench. ahhh the joys of science!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:31,
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hand in it
it won't hurt as long as you take it out quick enough.
I like to watch it dance
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:31,
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it won't hurt as long as you take it out quick enough.
I like to watch it dance

I guess the heat of your hand causes it to evaporate... until your hand starts cooling down?
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:33,
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someone telling me about this. it's summat like the evaporated layer of vapour acts as an insulator. for a bit. or something.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:36,
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like a gas glove if you will!
*adjusts ill fitting white coat*
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:37,
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*adjusts ill fitting white coat*

ignored what they were saying and continued to freeze my mate's lunch.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:38,
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I'm not sure there are any non practiacal joke related uses of Niquid Nitrogen...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:40,
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there are.. liquid nitrogen is THE best way to make icecream, and just about the only way to make alcoholic icecream..
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:44,
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For semiconducting properties to be apparant?
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:33,
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maybe even micro kelvin?
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:34,
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superconducting
semiconducting is easy and will happen in Silicon up until about 600 Kelvin (813 C (I think))
superconducting requires liquid Helium temperatures and is much more difficult and has no resistance and josephson junction.
and run on sentences
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:44,
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semiconducting is easy and will happen in Silicon up until about 600 Kelvin (813 C (I think))
superconducting requires liquid Helium temperatures and is much more difficult and has no resistance and josephson junction.
and run on sentences

which is like superconducting, but at room temperature and all this for the ridiculous monthly sum of £4.89
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:48,
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Next it'll be MOSFET's and then I'm going to have to cry...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:49,
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I'll stop
But I have to start studying for that exam pretty soon...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:53,
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But I have to start studying for that exam pretty soon...

... They'll pass almost anyone these days for an electrical engineering course...
Really - I've been in on the meetings....
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:57,
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Really - I've been in on the meetings....

but I'm in grad school, and would like to keep my fellowship...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:59,
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I work with Phd students & RA's doing E.E simulations and the like...
...Well, when I'm not doing pr0n sites to make up for the crappy wages anyway....
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:15,
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...Well, when I'm not doing pr0n sites to make up for the crappy wages anyway....

but in real life...
oh, you - possibly have a favo(u)r to ask - m3ss3nger?
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:28,
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oh, you - possibly have a favo(u)r to ask - m3ss3nger?

feel mostly like:
AAaaaarrgghh!
BLOODY PHPGTK!!!
but at least tomorrow I'll have the day off.. queens ARE good for something else than using the secret service to spy on family members..
edit: sorry.. had to vent..
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:27,
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AAaaaarrgghh!
BLOODY PHPGTK!!!
but at least tomorrow I'll have the day off.. queens ARE good for something else than using the secret service to spy on family members..
edit: sorry.. had to vent..

do people get the day off tomorrow? or is it just you and her maj?
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:28,
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the maj, and the rest of the country..just across the northsea..
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:32,
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No we don't.
May Day is the first Monday of the month. Monday the 5th is May Day.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:35,
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May Day is the first Monday of the month. Monday the 5th is May Day.

sir.. are obviously not a dutchman.. queensday is april 30. may 4 is remembrance day, when we remember the allied deaths of worldwar 2. may 5 is liberation day, when we celebrate the german deaths in ww2. may 6, some bugger shot an extreme rightwing politician (THE gayest guy I ever saw..)
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:40,
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what you just said there. Still, it's nice out, eh?
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:29,
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I mostly feel like....

squashing something small with a brick!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:20,
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squashing something small with a brick!

TJ: I just had to bill a client called 'Laura Spong'. No one else can understand why I laugh the laugh of a loon.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:23,
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before she had big rolling eyes, now she's got a duck's beak as well!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:26,
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A search for "spong" only found one Sarah Pong. Which is also hilarious.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:32,
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I am having a bad day!
How do I get my donation icon once I set up my PayPal subscription wotsit?

don't think it has the staying power of the fast way of life...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:18,
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and couldn't dj your way out of a wet paper bag with very sharp records in each hand.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:20,
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I got just over halfway through and IE decided to crash on me - can't be arsed to download it again though - sorry Zog...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:34,
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to the mc hammer/ sadam hussein gif still?
I dunno what to search for, hammer and hussein make for too many results.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:17,
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I dunno what to search for, hammer and hussein make for too many results.

I skipped through it a bit.
It sounds pretty much exactly the same all the way through!
arararagh! I had to recover by putting The Rise on!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:28,
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It sounds pretty much exactly the same all the way through!
arararagh! I had to recover by putting The Rise on!

just wait for the donation money to hit Cal's account and he'll do it then.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:14,
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ba ba ba ba ba babaaa
now you've donated
cal will do it for you
and you and you andoh he hasn't. ah well, it was a nice song anyway. i want ice cream
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:27,
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now you've donated
cal will do it for you
and you and you andoh he hasn't. ah well, it was a nice song anyway. i want ice cream

life can't possibly get better than this
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:32,
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i will find it! i wish you lifey goodness, too!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:43,
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the free ice-cream will help (if I get out of work in time to get any)
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:45,
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Stannah Electric Jousting Chairs!
I want a go - can I can I can I can I?
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:18,
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I want a go - can I can I can I can I?

I wasgoing for the speedcore version originally.

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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:20,
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he was doing a Tattyshop course...

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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:08,
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and no pointy ears and silly eyebrows
My old man's quite good at tattying, but ask him where he's saved it and he looks hunted, not being hugely au fait with what a hard drive... is.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:13,
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My old man's quite good at tattying, but ask him where he's saved it and he looks hunted, not being hugely au fait with what a hard drive... is.

Bavarian Donkey Porn stashed all over his PC I bet.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:19,
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if it bit him in the arse. Woo to your dad :)
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:24,
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/rushes off to cut hair, develop an opinion about interior design and hang around men's toilets...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:36,
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some people
just because it vaguely sounds like Penis!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:15,
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just because it vaguely sounds like Penis!

*even more giggling and the occasional snort*
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:18,
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YOU SAID PENIS!
*tries to catch innards as they fall out of my split sides*
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:34,
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*tries to catch innards as they fall out of my split sides*

poor fluffy :0
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:11,
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you can't trust 'em to leave any pretty young filly alone can you...
Edit: W/Y/H by the way!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:11,
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Edit: W/Y/H by the way!

Jalopies in disguise!
that is 80% woo, 15% yay and 24.5% houp-la!
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that is 80% woo, 15% yay and 24.5% houp-la!

a great big resounding

:)
EDIT: okay, so my woo yay broke :(
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:08,
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:)
EDIT: okay, so my woo yay broke :(

a similar thing
Washercon the Evil leader of the Allmodcons

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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:27,
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Washercon the Evil leader of the Allmodcons


side effect of SARs?
to suddenly have some resemblance to Brian Conley?
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:07,
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to suddenly have some resemblance to Brian Conley?

now you mention it...
i think it could be some product of a cross-breeding program between Tony B, Conley AND Richard Whiteley...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:31,
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i think it could be some product of a cross-breeding program between Tony B, Conley AND Richard Whiteley...
![Challenge Entry: Nuns [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

I dunno... I'm tired, and i think that nuns are funny no matter what they're doing!!

It's quite errr... well... hmm...
BTW: No unshopped pics by other peeps on b3ta!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:56,
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BTW: No unshopped pics by other peeps on b3ta!

I have a strange feeling a number of b3tans searching for nuns may have seen that too.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:56,
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enormous drain on someone else's bandwidth.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:00,
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just kidding, you have a very valid point :)
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:01,
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and it's not hosted on your site - make it a linky, there's a good chap.
Bandwith leeching soon adds up...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:59,
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Bandwith leeching soon adds up...

Nails go in wall
Nails go in wall
Nails go in wall
Nails go in wall
Nails go in wall
Nail in eyes
OW DAMNIT!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:09,
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Nails go in wall
Nails go in wall
Nails go in wall
Nails go in wall
Nail in eyes
OW DAMNIT!

used to do acupuncture for her... she ran off half way through one of my sessions, always wondered where she'd turn up.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:03,
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w/y/h

(Poorly done, I know. I'll do the real thing when I get my hands on a set and scanner)
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:04,
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(Poorly done, I know. I'll do the real thing when I get my hands on a set and scanner)

24 points isn't that badly done, and I'm sure there's
a double letter score under the P as well.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:07,
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a double letter score under the P as well.

innit?
*struggles to remember the m3ss3ng3r scrabble board*
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:08,
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*struggles to remember the m3ss3ng3r scrabble board*

I won the under-16 regional championship when I was 11. Got a free stay in London for a few nights. It was very nice.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:16,
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Scrabble was always my favourite. Haven't played it yonks though.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:09,
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It was pretty severe.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:12,
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is that 'shopping is needed.
But as a source image, there's not much you can add to that.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:00,
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But as a source image, there's not much you can add to that.

My first post was similar, and I got a full bollocking for it... Check it out here... I did manage to make up for it though, through quick thinking and crap 'windows paint'ing
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:02,
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I remember that - I thought you rallied remarkably well there.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:07,
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very talented illustrator.
www.p22.com/lyttleton/
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:04,
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www.p22.com/lyttleton/

David's style is much much more angular than this picture...
*shrugs* But who am I to know?
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:08,
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*shrugs* But who am I to know?

i only said 'looks like' though, not 'is', thus saving myself from an embarassing situation...
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:12,
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His style is very wicked, I've seen a few pics of his around but not known who he is. :)
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:14,
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he's just warey of strangers and don't ever try and take his food bowl away. even when he's finished

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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:52,
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So I bring you an offering

Will this suffice?
PS: This is where somebody tells me it's been done before.
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:51,
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Will this suffice?
PS: This is where somebody tells me it's been done before.

in fact, I did one of them :)
Edit: and here it is

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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:52,
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Edit: and here it is


That took me half an hour! We need an anti-Google search, that tells you what's been b3ta-d.
(I'm all shrunken now. I thought this would get me kudos. Ah well...)
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:54,
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(I'm all shrunken now. I thought this would get me kudos. Ah well...)

I think posting anything you've done yourself deserves kudos:)
woo!
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Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:57,
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woo!
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