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The calming shade of the Phil Mitchell tree...

...was the perfect place for the Predator's mum to exercise her flying onions.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

You

are bleeding menthol

But WYH to Phil 'It's Family' Mitchell!!!

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

'I hardly endorse the woo yay mattyboy's giving this picture

at all...'

Phil Mitchell - April 2003

(Mattyboy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

pointless

(dunnowhy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)

That is very

not cute.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)

Michael Moore

available for kids parties

(psausage76, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

Yay!

Michael Moore is god!

Bowling For Columbine is a great documentary/movie.

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dogsbollocks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

Think you need to optimise that

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tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

I have no work to do at the moment

it's boring. with no work I have no reason to procrastinate, and I lose all semblance of hummus.

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dr_fonz, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)

have you tried annoying everyone in the office

by being really childish

go on, they'll love it, honest

(psausage76, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)

Umm

I do that all day every day anyway...

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dr_fonz, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)

oh right ,

you'll be wanting to play office tennis then

(psausage76, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

he he

now mr stretchyface, the left-wing agitator all the kids love!

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)

Hello, here's something I enjoyed.

Click for result

Click for source

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)

oh fnord you're losing your touch

i've alreay seen that.

and

TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAADDDDDDDDDWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

edit: ;¬)

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Reverend Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

hurrah!

bung bung! meeeeeeooooooowww!

i must admit to wanting to do something similar, but never getting round to it. woo to you for that!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

We need more kittens

Maybe this clicky will help.

P.S. Thread jack

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

huh?

lost the point of that site, can't see what is suposed to happen or anything - didn't help with it resizing my browser...

your tune's cool though

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

flash

is there any way to put flash movies on?

(Dave_Izzard, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

Yeah

if you export/publish them as a gif

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

Or make a link to a page with the flash

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

sellotape badgers to the screen

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

You could stand on your head and say "no contortionists for you mr. egg" and then run to the toilet and flush it.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)

Flash

i love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the earth.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

ha ha!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

tee hee

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

Gordon's alive?!!!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

GORDON'S ALIVE!?!?!?!

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

What do you mean, 'Flash Gordon approaching'???

OPEN FIRE!!!
zap zap zap
ALL WEAPONS!!!
zap zap zap zap zap zap
DISPATCH WAR ROCKET AJAX TO BRING BACK HIS BODY!!!

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

Woo!

mind piss-o-rama

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)

Just a ma-an, with maaans courage...

go on, you finish it...

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)

Not my brain!

My brain is all i have - I've spent my whole life trying to fill it!

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVE!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

Bring me the...

...BoreWorms.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)

Release War Rocket Ajax

Charge the lightning field, prepare to capture his body.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

Argh!

Gordon's alive?

Damn, too slow... damn you liquid nitrogen, damn you!

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swimmy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)

>>>

here

(kebab, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

put them on?

you could try printing them on t-shirts I suppose... they might not animate though.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

oooh

kinda mindpiss

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

Just slip them over your head...

...and push your arms through the holes in the side.

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

arf

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

Only as a link

'coz if there were 15 flash movies all playing at the same time with sound, things would be a little nuts...

You can export a flash anim to an animated gif, but if you do please keep the size under 200KB.

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bob dinosaur, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

*waits for fnord to emerge and say the inevitable...*

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

nuts

is good
(still not made the page yet though)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

exams finished today

these things may yet happopen!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

You need to put linky to them. You shouldn't really post anything over 200K anyway.

If it's a small one convert it to a gif, the results will be less than impressive but hey.

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

Put your head through the hole at the top

Arms through the long bits et voila!

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

very spooky

mindpiss

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

for the piss of one...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

how do you make the picture come up in the message board?

(Dave_Izzard, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

no 1: look in the faq

no 2: people helped you out with that further down the board

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Reverend Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

how do you make the picture come up in the message board?

(Dave_Izzard, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

Wow

Deja vu... ah, um, er, yes

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

...

how do you make the picture come up in the message board?

(Dave_Izzard, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

wank it off

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

top

response

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

Wow

deja vu

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

How do you manage to post the same thing 4 times?

check the FAQ, all such things are covered there 'cause they're questions wot get asked frequently, y'see.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

sorry

i'm just baiting you for no reason now

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

k thx v much guys sowwy 4 botherin u!

(Dave_Izzard, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)

oh, and by the way

speak english?

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

like this

(kebab, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

yeh and i aint a knob

(Dave_Izzard, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

are you sure

we have witnesses and everything.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

Apostrophe

Police!

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

aaaahhh

where where?

(kebab, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

You should change that

'your a knob'

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

Following correct b3ta usage

as in "your all gay"

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

thats IS

the greatest thing iv ever seen. lol

(zoren, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

how do you make the picture come up in the message board?

Ooh. Mind Piss.
Ooh. Mind Piss.
Ooh. Mind Piss.
Ooh. Mind Piss.
Ooh. Mind Piss.
Ooh. Mind Piss.
Ooh. Mind Piss.
Ooh. Mind Piss.

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

Wow

Deja fool

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

how do you make the picture come up in the message board?

;)

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)

stroke it repeatedly

until sufficiently excited?

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

start by shoveing a rusty hacksaw blade up your anus.

i'll tell you the rest after that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

Right *ow*

Done that *ow*
What's next?? *ow*

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

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mookid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

i love

this place...

(zoren, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

I love

your spicy brains

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

The Howwah, THe Howwah

(jumpy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

You're eating maggots, Michael

Shit, wrong film.... twice...

Edit/ opps! yes, Woo to the pic!

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

eat the rice michael.....

(pouletboy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

Weird, I can actually hear KITT

saying that

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

as this has been overlooked

I'll woo it, 'cause I thought it was funny.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

WHeels

Michael where are my wheels

(dlillis, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

sorry to threadwaste

but does anyone know how to join two flas (same size etc) into one continuous fla? I haven't got the faintest idea how to do it as I am a complete spazz and I stupidly promised it to a client (I though it would be easy).

I'll delete the thread if anyone wants me to.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

how dare you

you threadwasting bastard.

plus, what are we?

plus, how are you old chap?

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

overworked

underpaid and undervalued. Apart from that fine. Albert's getting really fat now and makes noises like a pig, which is a bit of concern, but may be easier in the long run.

Had a bit of a run in with a taxi the other day, which involved me flying over my handlebars and landing on the tarmac with my foot still clipped into my pedal...

Still, that's probably more than you wanted to know. How are you?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

Jaysus

Kids are mad. Blythe keeps trying to kill other kids who want to play with his cars.

Started cycling again, too. Dicing with death EVERY DAY.

Also, just had a call from the Sunday Telegraph wanting to do an interview...!

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

I have to navigate deer in Richmond Park

as well as blinkered taxi drivers in London, but the smell of death keeps me lively.

That Sunday Telegraph thing sounds very cool (even though they're NAZIS). Let me know when it's out and I'll try and steal a copy from my fascist grandmother.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

Copy?

Paste?

EDIT: Or failing that, PrittStick.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

fla?

whassat, flash?

can you import one into the other?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

I love this pic...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

make new scene

import 2nd flash
if you need them all in the same scene just copy all frames in scene 2 and paste at the end of scene 1

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

hello there!

i didn't expect to see you here...

:)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

I just came to spam

my music.
It's all the rage you know :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

ah well

all right then :)

I can't listen to it at the moment because I forgot my headphones today, but will listen later.

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kitty meow meow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)

I am trying this

click

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kitty meow meow, Tue 6 May 2003, 1:38, archived)

hmm

certainly is

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

this sounds plausible

I mean I recognise the words and that, but as I said, I'm a complete spazz when it comes to Flash, so it may go horribly wrong...cheers

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

aarrgghhhh

it won't let me import flas. This Flash thing is plainly stupid. Why can't I just cut and paste? AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

cant you import it

into the library as a movie?

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littlebean, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

that sounds like something

that would be handy to know, for future reference like.

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Craymen, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

Confused

I first read that as "two fleas". Superglue?

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foop, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)

tried that

but I got distracted by the smell...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

thorpe mate,

you gave us the fuckin' moon.
you can threadwaste as much as you like.
*and that track you posted up there is ace n'all.

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iamhyperdog, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

The Leaning Tower of Pisa...

...made out of toilet rolls

Bigger...

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corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)

Leaning tower of pisser?

shirley!

Edit: Woo, by the way

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

that's a-ma-zing

so amazing... that... I... just... zzzzz...

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

oi!

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corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

yep

I'm ALWAYS friendly and positive!

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

tch

I won't make the Taj Mahal pic then

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corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

SaTaN wannabe

groups.msn.com/_Secure/0ZADoBFMhi9Exu*5dZdgR4HWrWRM9OKQyF2!6C06bPIcSmZ*soK!IAd98nsj2BiI4W0mpKVy1pwD68774lEwMQB73nLSxtp7s3VNAEhOPnDb0mZzzj6OnrVB9yWFWyKBY874YFz4ZUClmLFaQjEJQ7Q/satan-wannabe.jpg?dc=4675419809293139556

(Dave_Izzard, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

LiNkY WannaBee

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)

Is this the one you want?

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)

Wack that in the message :)

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dogsbollocks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)

Are you related

to Eddie?

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wayward., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)

and where did that funny link go?

go to hell

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kitty meow meow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

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mookid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)

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mookid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

Edit it to: <img src="http://www.yoursite.co.uk/pic.jpg">

Tis very funny if a little freaky.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)

thx

thx for dat guys neva done dis b4

(Dave_Izzard, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)

what,

spoken english?

/acerbic

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

Is that what you wannabe?

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

A bit harsh?

http://users.ox.ac.uk/~trin1012/b3ta/thing.jpg

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

Swan Cake

My favourite Ballet

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

hehehehehe loony!

I wouldn't mind to nut-crack'er sweet...

*groan*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)

in German is trhe Nussnacker

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)

Mmm cake

A colleague's mum has made us cakes for the second time this week. I love her.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)

your site is...

..coming along nicely! /condascending

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)

It might not be much

but it's mine. All mine!

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)

If that is you..

..on the back of the Staten island Ferry then you look just like my cousin-in-law's wife (Maura)...... you're not from Boston are you?

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

Tis I, Le Clerc!

/allo allo

Yes it is. I isn't from Boston but I do have an army of clones...

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

That will be it

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)

That's

sounds fantastic - wish my mum'd still bake cakes for me to bring to work.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)

i made cakes and brouyght them in yesterday

and my boss made some today!

He admitted mine were nicer though :-)

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LP, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

she's amazing.

We sent her a card to say thanks, and she was so touched she made some more. I'm adopting her.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

Cunning

You do realise though, you'll need to keep sending bigger and better presents to elicit more cakey goodies.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

As long as there

is cake, I ain't complaining

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)

loon!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)

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wayward., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)

sick bastard

I love it!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)

that made me laugh

though it probably shouldn't have...

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kitty meow meow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)

hey, I understand that!

'Fourty five' is the best darts score. It always sounds so good.

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Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)

I'll arf that.

Arf!

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

geroan!

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mrRush, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

one nun dead and eighty

LOL

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bleepbloop, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)

hehehehehe! pun-tastic

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Reverend Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)

Ha ha ha

That's so evil and yet so funny!

Quite possibly it's an original nun pun too!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)

Don't think so

I think I got it out of a joke book as a kid.

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wayward., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)

Well

original in that I hadn't seen it on the board until just then...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)

That's Super

smashing

(Mattyboy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)

and

great

(Mattyboy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)

and a nice joke 'tis

'tis isn't it?

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

It can't be?

The first one's clearly a single 20 so how can the score be 180?

Am I missing the point?
/gets coat

(Pedro, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)

It's

treble 20 + 20 + dead nun.

very funny btw :)

(Major Bumcrack, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)

Smashing Cardigan

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Tedmus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

Any relation?

www.b3ta.com/board/1116542

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

That's good too

woo

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Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

that is so very

well done

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

woo!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

thats great!!

and i really dont want to know about your screen name...

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

Spiffing

He can take me for a drive in his sports car if he likes. I fancy a spot of peasant shooting.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

I'll load up the tank m'dear

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)

Fantastic

Cook wants a couple of braces of peasants for a nice for dinner.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)

top bombing

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Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

He is fab

I would love to hear the jioke he looks like he just told....

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)

Oh nice cravatte!

Meee-ow!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)

clive had never been so battered in his life.

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mrRush, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay clive!

i love clive!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

white and black

the friendly bears of china. white and black, they rarely reproduce. what shall be done about these chinese bears? what shall be done about these friendly bears?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

die they must die?

the pandas must die?

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bananaman, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

yay!

for corky and the juicepigs

(

LP, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

and for

tomsk

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bananaman, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

of course!

Shame that's only about a quarter of the song though...

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LP, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

FOR EVERYONE'S ATTENTION

Corky And The Juice pigs wrote the only gay eskimo song.

NOT Tenacious D!

Thanks for proving that to me!!! :-D

*is a very happy doc now*

(Spin Doctor, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

did Tenacious D

do a version then?
Edit: I've just found it and know which version I prefer and it's not tenacious D ;-)

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LP, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)

Tenacious D never did a version.

But loads of my mates say they did. mwahahahha!

I've got all those corky and the juice pigs tracks. They're amazing!

(Spin Doctor, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

and dana lyons wrote cows with guns

not tom lehrer

(oops!)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)

i love clive too!

yaaaaaaaaay for clive!

i just sent that to 100% of kitten for her great big interweb cupboard of clive, too

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bananaman, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

ooooh!

ta :D

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mrRush, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

Clive is...

excellent! Yay for the battered little fella'.

(hotrodzombie, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

Yay Clive

(kebab, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

hahahah

you rasterised it good

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bananaman, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

Penguins unfortunatly, do not have magnetic sensors allowing them to determine North...

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)

haha

hahahaha!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

george

just won't be told!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

ahaha

yup, thats a good one..

anything with penguins is a good one.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

were lost?

past tense?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)

They're northern yokel penguins

I guess

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dr_fonz, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

pedant!

we're ;-)

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

OOOOOHHHHH.....

Sorry if i forgot an "'" :-)
THERES ALWAYS ONE BLOODY PERSON WHO COMPLAINS ISN"'"T THERE!!!

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

ISN"'"T THERE!!!

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

Yes, and it's usually me!

It was a very nice pic, though. T'nettage is crap for me at the mo, so it's taking me ages to post anything...

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)

George still has a better sense of direction than i do.

Well done you.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

Another brilliant WYH

well done you

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

Dank je.

I had to crop the bottom, as it all got a bit messy.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

You have a

messy bottom?

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

shhh

don't tell everyone.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)

sorry

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)

S'alright

I think they thought the smell was you.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

I like that...

...lots

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

lovely

that is

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

That's

wicked!

Best thing I've seen all day. Still hoping for some norks though! :)

(hotrodzombie, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

Ha ha ha!

that's spledid!

TJ: Curses, I was gonna bugger off early from work, but now I've got to hang around till my boss calls me back, so I can moan at him about not getting my wages yet. Cunt.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

you

rule

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

woo!

lots of woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

poor penguins

ace

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Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)

My bed is self-tidying!

sorry for the size (265k)

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)

I want one...

does it come in 'danger mouse' covers?

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whizzbang, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)

wow

That's very good

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Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)

is that an adult 'art' magazine

under your pillow?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)

No, I wish it was...

It's a stupid book I have to read for school. Curse them!

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

hehe

my refresh isn't quick enough!

(hotrodzombie, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

Is that

a dirty mag under your pillow? tsk tsk! :)

(hotrodzombie, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

i seem to be pissing in your ear

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

*clapclapclap*

sir!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)

err...

bracarnomouse?

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

bravo

bra
volvo without the vol (vole)

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)

it is indeed

Bravolvonomouse!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)

It's time for an overhaul

according to the news....

click for inspirational news announcing timely death of Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen!

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)

you bastard

i thought you meant his actual death.

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stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

now that would be something

to woo yay about

but right now, i'm just wondering why there is a steady stream of water eminating from the kitchen ceiling.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)

Is eminating

What eminem does when he needs to relieve himself? (it's "emanating", by the way)

/pedant

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dr_fonz, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)

emenemenating??

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

Holy shit

I just tried to say that and now my tongue's stuck to my right nipple.

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dr_fonz, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

this is all true

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)

arf!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

hahaha!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

that am

the greatest ever.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

hehe

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kitty meow meow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)

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dr_fonz, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)

24 s02 e21 - e24

Haven't been aired yet. The show was off air for three weeks while Bush was stealing Iraq. Episode 21 will be shown on US telly tonight. It'll be on Kazaa tomorrow. Lots of US TV Guides are printing misinformation about which episode is on...

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)

thank you.

youve put my mind at ease.

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)

My pleasure

been in Borneo for two weeks and have e19 and e20 to watch tonight. Jack am de baddest mofo in de world.

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)

i watched them last night

19 was unbelievable so i sacrificed another hour of sleep (even though it was 12:30 already) and spent the whole episode hunched on my chair, eyes wide open saying 'OH MY GOD!' a lot.

best ones yet

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)

booooooooo!

nae!

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whizzbang, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)

Hehe, "dyke not lesbian"...

á la five:

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)

hurrah

woo to your wooyay.

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Craymen, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)

Ta. It's my first one I've actually used

to WooYay a pic.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

that

is a top wooyay.

(Altrezia, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

*phew*

I was really struggling to keep a up a good level of satire in my posts...

hee hee - w/y/h etc.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)

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