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# view from my window

(dj_game, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:20, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:22, archived)
# There seems to be
a fight going on at the top of the hill before that car finaly comes over the top!

It's stop go animation at it's best!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:24, archived)
# I wish my window
had that view.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:25, archived)
# one of them
has to turrn left at some point...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:46, archived)
# I need HELP!
I'm working on the GREATEST ANIMATED GIF OF ALL TIMES. It's taken me two hours already. Not I realised that the character that is moving around is TOO FAR UP THE SCREEN. Can I shift my whole anim down on the canvas somehow?

Please help! This is my first proper anim!
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Erm...
...what software are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:21, archived)
# Potatoshop.
Imageready
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:22, archived)
# You could...
...increse the canvas size, then crop it back down again in a different place.

If you have a background, you can move that layer before the crop.

Save it before messing about though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:24, archived)
# That sounds
like excellent advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:31, archived)
# I was just reminded of something
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:14, archived)
# hehe
but is it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:15, archived)
# it won
a tub of fishfood.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:16, archived)
# do worms
equate to reality?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:17, archived)
# theoretically.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# so...
not really.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:20, archived)
# in thoery.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:22, archived)
# I do enough of this theoretical physics
and none of it works in real life...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...someone should work out the physics of theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:26, archived)
# I agree
I wonder if I can get a grant...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:27, archived)
# Yes...
...as we already know, the best theories are usually concocted while under the influence of alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:29, archived)
# mmm
alcohol...

really, back to studying now. I've only done 1 chapter out of 6 and the exam is tomorrow...

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:31, archived)
# good luck!
and enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:48, archived)
# that one included
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Hrrrm...
the worm-theory of physics...
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:20, archived)
# super-worms?
in 11 dimensions?

(I can't remember how many dimensions there are really)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:21, archived)
# Yeah,
superstring theory uses 11 I think.

But surely worms only need about 5, and then they'd dig underneath to get the others.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:25, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:27, archived)
# deservedly so
it's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:18, archived)
# sure dog diggity damn is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:21, archived)
# I read that
as dog titties
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:27, archived)
# hehe
that's great
you should get an award!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:17, archived)
# You mad genius you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Haha....
... Hi Cockalorum Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 1:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:20, archived)
# That is lovely....
... and beautifully executed.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 1:23, archived)
# That's very good:)
woo yay ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:24, archived)
# that is
damn good.
very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Spiffing.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:37, archived)
# love it...
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:37, archived)
# I think it's a bit sour...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:14, archived)
# nice
spong!

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Lemon face!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I am afraid
and amused, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Ladies
ensure your dentures are securely fastened before consuming citrus fruits!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:16, archived)
# she looks far too smug
she needed that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Class
Pure Class
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I would™
Same reaction too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:37, archived)
# cheap batteries!


night.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:09, archived)
# hahahaha
that's excellent :)

good night!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:09, archived)
# hmmmm
a + & a +

thats not going to work in my TV remotes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
# I think
I should make some...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# hehe
hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# This bored is'nt fluffy anymore

(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Tue 13 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# bored
is never fluffy...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:05, archived)
# unless you're a cheese
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:06, archived)
# fluffy cheese
is probably spoiled cheese...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:07, archived)
# It was,
last week it was very fluffy, now it's just insults at anyone who does any mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Tue 13 May 2003, 1:07, archived)
# I was making fun of your spelling
sorry...

And you're right, it was fluffy up until sometime last week
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Ohh'
lol, I suppose it works both ways though, a little AC/DC....
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Tue 13 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
# :)
I wasn't being mean, just going with the joke...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 1:09, archived)
# you
slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Aww...
I just made a very fluffy post a tid bit down!
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I've been
far too fluffy lately.



I think I'm in denial.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:15, archived)
# it's just the time of year
ride it out, normal service will resume in ten
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:05, archived)
# nine
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:14, archived)
# twelve
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:18, archived)
# There are some
messages for you down here
|
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\ /
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Yeh'
started by some dick-head who I don't belive has ever photoshoped anything in his life. (not you Az, your a Mod, I stay away from you)
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Tue 13 May 2003, 1:08, archived)
# It is hard to be fluffy,
when the world is full of idiots with razors.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:07, archived)
# hehe
you even edited the /H in "reply with W/Y/H"
if I see that correctly

admit it .. or I will feel tricked by my own mind
(rotating bread, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# You mean that little dot?
Origonaly I thought that was some dirt on my screen... im not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Tue 13 May 2003, 1:15, archived)
# actually I thought
there was only a W/Y and you added the /H later on. whatever ...
(rotating bread, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Rolly head

My first post and first animation
(Squiberis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Woo
well done there!

Now, most def. nite all!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# I am liking that
muchly! : )

woo for you
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# w00t.
Welcome. Pull up a kitten. You'll never leave.
(smoothie, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Haha WOO!
Welcome to b3ta!

Run while you still can... They don't feed me. All they do is keep me locked up in this cage and make lewd comments about my knees... Oh god... They are coming back...

I think you will love it here!
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:06, archived)
# yay!
that's fab :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# yay!
welcome, you'll never leave, etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# If I could just keep it still...
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Don't
Kill Kilroy! What he ever do to you?

Nite all...
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Reminds me of that arcade game
silent scope. Bleeding thing keeps moving.

Woo piccy. Kilroy needs eliminating.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# 'tis good!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Yar
just thought this could be entered

i'm the one with the cockerel on his shoulder (tried to but i couldnt find a parrot)
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Yaaaarrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Yaaarrrrr!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# yarrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:02, archived)
# 8.22 huh?
whodda thunk...
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:03, archived)
# believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:07, archived)
# what if
the buyer bottles out at the last minute(if they can do that on e-bay)?
would you hunt the down like the dogs that they are and .... demand that pint?
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:08, archived)
# i have friends with guns.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
# As a vegetarian,


I was shocked to discover the top-secret Quorn farm, deep heart of the Brecon Beacons.
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
# mmm... quorn...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:14, archived)
# wooden cock?
.
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
# aaahaha
pffffttt
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# That picture's upside down.



How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Longhand internet
(Orwellian Trash, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I could use one of those...
what's the code for backspace? My key seems to be jammed..

I've already replaced the keyboard on this laptop once...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
# 00001000
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:02, archived)
# hehe
I figured someone would answer that...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:03, archived)
# thats new.. *cough* yah...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Blergh!
Do I lack originality?
(Orwellian Trash, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# yes, by about 3 years :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Hehe
Oops
(Orwellian Trash, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:13, archived)
# hehehehehe
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Been feeling really fluffy lately...


Ok... so not TOO fluffy...
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# woooo
arghhhhhhhh
(meh, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
# haha
I don't know wtf it is

And I'm too scared to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I think it's
a fish
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Looks like a baby
Sarlaac pit.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# hehe that's cute
especially the last one...oh
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
# the last one is my favourite
i want seven!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:55, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I want
8
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Panowie
..I don't know what that last thing is, but in my mind it's saying "the boss is a cunt!".
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
# haha
exactly! wish I could add some sound to it, but I ain't skilled enough
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i like kittens
but fish isn't bad either
(rotating bread, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Awww
Awwww
Awwwww
Awwwwww
AAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHH
i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:55, archived)
# aww...
You know you love me! XP

Plus, your just angry 'cause you can't pet it!
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i do ya know
i'll even sign your guestbook to proove it : )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Yay!
*hug* Just for that, I am going to name that... THING... After you! *points to fishy creature*
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# well now you've gone and done it...
i hate you again ; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:05, archived)
# ahahahaha
commendable.
(UPSwillgetme, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# ive always wanted to see
my name up in lightening
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# 'tis
good indeed!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# wooo
:)
(meh, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
# haha
that's good :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:57, archived)
# nice
one
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I'm not sure whther I should laugh or cry
Freddy vs. Jason
2 Fast 2 Furious
Batman Fucking 5
Scary Movie 3
(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Scary Movie 3 is being scriped by
kevin smith - but it'll still probably be shit
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# he just isn't as good with slapstick-type stuff
jay and silent bob strike back wasn't a patch on his other films (though still allowing that it was very good)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
# nah it really was poo compared to his
clerk/chasing amy high spots and only mall rats was worse
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
# yeah
i know all about these!
batman 5 is odd
but even worse is the newer superman movie

they have gone through 7 scripts in 3 years, and about 19 possibilities for 'superman/clark kent'
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# The new Superman movie
is that when he gets thrown by a Kryptonite horse?
(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# scary movie 3??
Denise Richards needs to find a new job for christ's sake.

grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I've just come back
from the Derby Assembly rooms where I viewed Erasure in concert. A most splendid evening, even though the venue operated nazi-like procedures. Such as confiscating my water and my camera for the duration of the event.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# erasure woo!
confiscation boo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# SF
You beautiful man, watcha been doing ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# programming, writing my dissertation,
having wild and unlikely adventures with topless ladies, taking heaps of drugs, selling my body, curing cancer and having a quiet evening in :)

i take it you must be pretty well after seeing erasure!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
# yeah matey
felt a bit dodgy going up (the old nervous energy scenario) but as soon as we hit Derby, I felt fine. So woo to that.

Sounds like you are on top form. Hope them topless ladies is a true part of your life.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:57, archived)
# it's true in my head :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:00, archived)
# and i just picked up the can of beer i'd only just opened
and some bastard had drunk it!

*alone in the house*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:57, archived)
# it was
fisheep, I bet...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:02, archived)
# that crasy speedcore freak!
he's eaten his last lime!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# hehe
I didn't reply at first, because I expected the DJ to show up...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:12, archived)
# what?! thats so harsh!
making you be in Derby. You poor soul
[edit]and before you start, i have lived there for 7 odd years (until i escaped to uni)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# It was ok
didn't see much of it though.

Kinda strange, driving for a couple of hours and the weather is fine. We hit Derby and all of a sudden it pisses it down. An omen ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:47, archived)
# maybe
an omen that Derby is a shit hole?

yes

[edit]and now to bed for this young yak, see thou int mornin
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:47, archived)
# fascists.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Currently listening to a bit of Erasure so your
post is most appropriate. Despite the lack of Kittenage.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# ooo cool
which track/album ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# "The Circus"
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# heh
well the most recent New Years, I went to see Eric Clapton, and my mates band played with him (they're very good and pro they'll be in reocrd shops soon) but we had out cameras and booze taken from us, as it was an Alcoholics Anonymous do :(

first new years spent sober since I was 14...which is a long time!
we started boozing at 3am and finishes 8pm next night, was awesome night/day/event :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# haha
the irony.......hehe

class

ps - Clapton = ace.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# guess what
his finale song was :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:55, archived)
# A cover of
Shadduppa your face ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
# bah no
layla

was fab....


you're mean mean mean :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# My next guess
was white Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:03, archived)
# well
you're stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Only when I'm in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:11, archived)
# why
the water? that makes no sense at all?
(meh, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# I think it's cos they have cornered the market in bottled water
at the event itself. Trying to squeeze some cash outa me. For God's sake, don't they realise that people with brains (oh and students) take their own refreshments !?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I saw Erasure...
..in the SECC in Glasgow in 1988.

100% Fact
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:47, archived)
# you saw them at a golden time
you are v lucky.

Tonight's performance though was masterful - a most excellent array of vocal talent.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# So
they let you keep your drugs then?
sweet...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# If by that you
mean wine gums and peppermint softmints, then yep.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Ah
a sugar junkie!
busted.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
# I was lucky
I concealed them well. Them wanna be rozzers didn't find my stash.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:55, archived)
# How well concealed?
mmmmmmmmmmmm cuntymints!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Derby
and Derbyshire are great.

Because I live there (I'm 15 mins away from Matlock, Ripley, Belper and Alfreton).


Anyone else here from Derbyshire?
(salbot, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Me
I'm from Derby, but I've been living in Southern California for the past 2 years. Still not sure if I want to come back.
(JaffaMused local in the So.Cal, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:35, archived)
# New Sealand sheep herding elephant


(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:41, archived)
# why is goatse
on his forehead?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# it's a
hat
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# haha
yay

a lovely and honest response. Woo to the pic btw.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
# it would be
sheepse in this case, i guess... :)
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Woo
we do have those you know, we're just working on a pigmy variety..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# too many
ewes get squashed, i hear
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# What's the easiest way to turn a jpg into a gif?
And can you only animate gifs in Imageready?
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:40, archived)
# load jpeg into photoshop or other image editor
save it as a gif. done!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# and gifs are the only animated format that you can post on the board
so stick with them
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# flickbooks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Those sound
strangely erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 13 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# i'm glad i'm not the only one
who thinks so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:47, archived)
# :S
(meh, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# sorry
couldnt wait any longer, thought that one would do :)
(meh, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# aww bless you
so excited about your new pic!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# you can tell?
:D
(meh, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# He's like a kid with a new toy
a new Transformers toy mind you. One that seems great from the packaging, but when you actually get it and play with it, you realise it's one of the "lower-end" transformers.

not bitter at all me.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# hes a she
ang get fluffy!
(meh, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Sorry milady
I am always fluffy. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Yeah but
the proper good ones had so many turny bits...they were fucking solid to transform *makes 'keekookuuu' noises* and you just ended up breaking them!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I understood perfectly what you meant then
a wonderfully apt description of the noise. Yeah, new plastic sounds..........great.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Nice pic..
though hopefully untrue.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Millions of years...
..of pressure and heat will turn a jpg into a gif.

Or you could open it in photoshop and save it as any filetype you like. And yes, you can only save animations as gifs, at least if you want to post them here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# she's a nice girl but....
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
i would...


but not after a curry
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# me too
8P
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Hurrah!!
For fart fetishes and the fact I'm eating frosties !
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 13 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
# why not
why not just let it fly offf?
(aterzino, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Oh, but
I would!

Wiv bells on!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:37, archived)
# That's class
woo yay to you!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Woo!
paaaaaarp...
(ahem)
And YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 13 May 2003, 0:38, archived)
# HA!
you should've entered that in the curry comp last week
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:38, archived)
# too right
but wasn't made back then doh...
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Hey, didnt wanty to waste a thread,
I sponged and banged no hands.. Someone who has never heard of b3ta just sent me this pic. She knows bout b3ta now...

(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:40, archived)
# You mean
it wasn't a real bullet? WHY NOT!!! I DEMAND ANSWER!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Anyway,
even if it was a real bullet, he would have caught it between his paws!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Or is that

What you're after??

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:47, archived)
# That's so much better
Now...where's that Rocket Launcher gone?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# what for?
to kill the bastard that killed No Hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Posted this earlier
but

it's so much bloodier this way!
(dj_game, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:06, archived)
# woo
i'm told that the ladies actually only fart whilst in the bath... (playing submarines)
is this true?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:40, archived)
# In my experience
No.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# yep
take it from me i've seen it..
.......the submarine that is
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# yes it's true
they don't wash themselves at all
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Lovely waftage
That is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# !!!!
:D
(Skitgraves, Tue 13 May 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I just succesfully completed a mission!
The mission was to locate and eliminate the most deadly spider within this house. It had been sighted on several occasions by key witnesses (mum and dad) and even myself. The spider in question was approximately 3 inches in length (about 10 cm), and it was succesfully killed with a kitchen roll holder. It was messy, there were brown spider guts on the skirting board and carpet.

But i did it and I am the hero!


Oh shit. It was the next door neighbours pet terantula :S.
(salbot, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Piccy?
of the squishedness.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 13 May 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I think some responsible adult has already cleaned it up,,,
I'll go check though...
(salbot, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
# This is the fool who cleaned it up.
I said I was going to sue her for it, but then she said she'd compensate by posing as a spider for my camera.



I think I'm still going to sue her.

Yes that is my real mum and she is the best mummy ever. Fact.
(salbot, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:41, archived)
#
shes your best mummy ever
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# I
would.



(sue her, that is.)
Edit: Noooo. The evil Sky Remote strikes again...
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 13 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# where's your mum?
all i see is a spider on your sofa???
; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# oooohhh
What's on sky?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# QVC
Or Ideal World.


As always...
(salbot, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# The free channels!
*tuts*

Order some porn!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# kill
her
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Woo to you
That's sick...and I'm sure animal rights people will be on to you or summat like that
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# But I'd have
smashed it with a shoe and jumped up and down on the little fucker!!! *shivers*

Sneaky little fucks they are!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
#
threadjack

for those who got tricked by the nasty person that posted the links too that homoporn site and the flash web crassher thing, here is the guy that did it



nasty boy

im stealing his bandwidth with the pic, but go here and click refresh a few hundred times

www.u-muppet.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Homoporn?
Spazzlink, please.

(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
# He's an arsehole...
it was boring and unfunny...not really worth looking at again
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
#
it got deleted by a mod!

i was trying to say gay porn in a nice way, without offending gay people . . . i have now discovered it isnt possible
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:38, archived)
# 'hidden' not 'deleted'
Threads are never deleted
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
#
:(

sorry

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Don't worry
aparently 'were all gay' anyway...

but some (Just to be different) are half bum-gay
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# is he
blind?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
# He fucking will be
if any of us catch him!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# That's
homoporn for you.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 13 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# That boat
has half of THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! etc on it. AAARGH! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# And his name's Paul
judging by the URL

How do you know him anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
#
i dont know him, his site was in his profile, linking to all you could need to know to scrape his eyes from his head with a stickle brick
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Oh right!!
Are you leaching his bandwidth?...I hope so!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
#
of course i am!
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# He gets my "Special Winner's Medal" for "special" people.


He should be very proud. Bet his school bus has a lift on the back.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Yeah, I was just thinking
If there was to be another Hacker or Spacker quiz...which side do you think is best?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Him...!
He's so special he's enjoying a fly he's spent all day catching. His knees are never without company due to the amount of waving he gives them....

and there's my Taxi to Hell at the door.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# LOL
ROLFMAYO

better stop using this account right now
(Troll Account, Tue 13 May 2003, 0:35, archived)

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