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# Ever play Dungeons & Dragons?
Be warned: It's gay. Just look at the compelling evidence. Do you agree?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:10, archived)
# i'd have to agree...
..but only in that it sucks cock.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:13, archived)
# You do what?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:18, archived)
# i belive that...
...D&D sucks cock.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Oh I thought you were
making a statement about yourself sucking cock.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Gay as....
....a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:19, archived)
# oi
what's this about the old dear?
and does this make you feel better:
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Saw him Sunday....
...in top-notch form, although he did tell the 'if you can no longer practise you can alaways be a consultant' tale AGAIN.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)
# .
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:06, archived)
# mentalist
woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:06, archived)
# finally
a shopped pick without the words "your face sold here" pasted all over them

woo

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Seconded...
and thirded...

and fourth..ded

and so on and so on and so on...

your soul sold here

/runs
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:08, archived)
# oooooh
you're gonna start somethin'
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Oi!
*catches Scoop by the scruff*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:11, archived)
# *takes off shirt*
and skeedaddles to the top of the board

neener neener neener
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:15, archived)
# We could start a
"Your ass kicked here"

campaign.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:20, archived)
# that can
easily be remedied ;-)

edit: oops - and a wooOOooo to the pic!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:09, archived)
# i would
or are you taken?

:P
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Top
shopping, top idea. Woo and yay indeed.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:07, archived)
# oooh how odd
me like :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:09, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhhhh !
Fantastico !
and maybe more than that :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:09, archived)
# 2 more b3tans
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:10, archived)
# ooooh
your in for it now! :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:13, archived)
# where did you get that from?
theiving cnut
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:15, archived)
# hmm
i wonder if a mod.

could accidentally let his email slip
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:16, archived)
# no.
Sorry. I think it's actually illegal, in fact.

Let's just ignore it and it will go away.

*grinds teeth in sheer effort*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:17, archived)
# ahh well
have to hunt and kill in other ways
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:18, archived)
# whoever it is
will have set up a new passport for the MSN group they're using to store the pics.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:17, archived)
# its in my profile
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:19, archived)
# that's been added
in the last 45 minutes.

*narrows eyes*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:20, archived)
# okay
gold star for using my email address.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)
# who are
they?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:16, archived)
# very WOO
indeed!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:10, archived)
# smashing
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha
if only
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:59, archived)
# oh yes!
class!


fancy doing a goatse version? ;-)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:59, archived)
# reminds me
of vice city.

woooo.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:59, archived)
# how great wiukkd it be
to do that for real
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:00, archived)
# it actually happens
on one of the buildings in vice city.

FACT.

(And i'm not talking about the big boobies you have to project for one mission, this is a cock and it just happens sometimes)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:06, archived)
# i think
you just pee'd in my brain! :/
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:06, archived)
# ...
WHERE i only seen the boobs, which were hallarious!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:07, archived)
# opposite the nightclub.
(not the strip club)

And it always happens as the first lights to come on at dusk, then it changes about a minute later.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:10, archived)
# guess the b3tan
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:01, archived)
# face....
remember your face....

face....

lovely face...

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:02, archived)
# you not see
the post below?

pack it in.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:02, archived)
# at least he's
stopped wasting threads
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:03, archived)
# true true
you little blighter you

however he is still trolling coz hes hijacked someones post with bitterness and hatred
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:05, archived)
# But I thought you LIKED THESE???
??

explaination(sp?) puhleez?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:09, archived)
# i don't like them
i just think people are over reacting. they're just something that will die down. it's happened, live with it, he'll go away soon
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:11, archived)
# you be careful what you do with spacefish
He's bionic.

In all seriousness, if you are nasty to spacey we will ALL, without exception, hunt you down and kill you painfully.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:02, archived)
# can i do it
anyway? i like that kinda thing
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:03, archived)
# seconded
he is god.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:03, archived)
# thirded
cos he is a true spacecadet
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:05, archived)
# can i please break his legs?
i like the sound of trolls snapping
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:03, archived)
# It's someone friendly
'avin a larf!

I am close to claiming my £5, but I don't like to spoil anyones fun :P
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Blinkencock!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:02, archived)
# great concept!
pixel art on buildings!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:05, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:05, archived)
# where's my brother gone?
(and woo, btw)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:06, archived)
# over there
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------made you look!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:10, archived)
# did not
shit.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:12, archived)
# hmmm
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Maybe we should end this now?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:57, archived)
# yes
please
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:57, archived)
# YES
thaaank youuuu
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:58, archived)
# ah, and i've been away
i'm sure i could come up with LOTS of new ideas.... :)

(ok, i'll just stop)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:58, archived)
# *claps heartily*
(although i still have no idea what anyone's on about)

don't think i want to either
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:58, archived)
# right im off somewhere else until these stop appearing......
back next month
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:59, archived)
# You'll miss lots of pirates...
.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:00, archived)
# my email is on my profile....
send away
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:06, archived)
# wow
only been here a few weeks and i already have admirers!! :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:01, archived)
# you post really good stuff and rescue us from out of control bandwaggonage
of course you have admirers ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Seconded
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:04, archived)
# You can have my children!
I've got two. They get out of school in an hour.. HURRY NOW.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:04, archived)
# and you soooooooo
should have said "i'm wanking as i type this"
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Woo and yay to all..
..and to all a woo and yay
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:06, archived)
# A bandwagon wouldn't be a good bandwagon
if people didn't get utterly pissed off with it.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:01, archived)
# that is true
this is just the same as the others
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:02, archived)
# well, not just the same.
i mean, there aren't faces in the others.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:04, archived)
# I got a frontpage out of the Abbey Road bandwagon...
was it worth it? Yes!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:04, archived)
# I dunno..
The prawns didnt piss me off/
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:07, archived)
# WAIT!
Just two more, please?
here, even linky
Linky2
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:07, archived)
# How the Interweb looked in the 13th Century...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:57, archived)
# yup
that works for me.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:58, archived)
# I love it!
It's all pretty!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:59, archived)
# heehee!
Need to hire a horse!
woo yay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:00, archived)
# < that for your travels
?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:02, archived)
# it says that at the bottom of the map
it amused me greatly :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:08, archived)
# :hahaha
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:01, archived)
# bet you
little chef was better back in the good ol'days
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:02, archived)
# lovely job of work
woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 23:06, archived)
# First load of the FP
I got a red [x] and thought it was the joke. Glad I clicked "more".. I like it !
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 23:46, archived)
# haha /coat
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:55, archived)
# *groan*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Try bandwagon, try
Noooo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:58, archived)
# After 46 years, Edna wished she had just twatted that damn spider.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:54, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahaha
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:58, archived)
# heheeh
all it`s missing is wah-wah guitar!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:01, archived)
# I think I saw
a picture of a woman twatting a spider once. Gave me nightmares.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:14, archived)
# She's known as a bit of a whore on nebula 7

but still , she gets paid for it
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:52, archived)
# Well, I wouldn't
but Edward Woodward would.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:53, archived)
# He`s not a police man
But he wishes he was
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:55, archived)
# 5 pence
says Sunshine Elephant would
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:54, archived)
# hehe
no fucking bet
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:55, archived)
# even
thats a tad pricey?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Oh! Oh! Quick!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:51, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:52, archived)
# I pity the foo'
that doesn't join this bandwagon
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:52, archived)
# you?
and me
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:53, archived)
# definately
me
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:53, archived)
# dunno what anyone's on about
sounds like a golfsalecock to me :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:56, archived)
# it's like golf sale
without the humour
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:57, archived)
# this is really old
can someone start a new bandwagon?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:55, archived)
# gah
the 'face' reference has been done twice already :/
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:55, archived)
# I knew it had to be....
But I did it twice in one pic - that must count for something! *prays for redemption of soul*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:56, archived)
# and we congratulate you.
Well Done.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Ah. Beelsarcasticbub.
Its too late for me.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:00, archived)
# sorry i didn't mean to sound mean
it's been a long, very hot, day :/
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:08, archived)
# i know i know, first class
(been busy last few days, sorry if this has been done)

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# I thought as much
Weapons Of Mass Siamese Twin Detachment?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:55, archived)
# heheeh
:-D
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:55, archived)
# i would just like to say
that my mate is the Welsh Air Guitar Champion.
And he is going to be in the UK finals on September 14th in London, and it will be on MTV.

And he has my bass.
The bastard.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Is that a real bass
or an air bass?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:49, archived)
# no
shandy bass
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:51, archived)
# in that case
he's right, he is a bastard
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:53, archived)
# i was actually talking
about my fish.


possibly.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:54, archived)
# fish shandy?
does anyone know where this is going?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:56, archived)
# what a pikey!
could he not even stretch to a Smithwick`s?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:56, archived)
# did you beat
the (+sp)(-h)acker?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:49, archived)
# what does
he need that for then?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:49, archived)
# he decided he would do grade 5 bass in a few weeks
but realised he didn't own a bass, so i lent him mine.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:52, archived)
# tell him...congradulations on winning
...and you need your bass back
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Hunh?
He's got your air bass?

minnnnnd piiiiissss /edit
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# is this ssg or the hacker?
who knows?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# no, evil hacker has gone for good now.
i chopped him up.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:53, archived)
# < think i seen one of those
in newport once
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Bee haw !!!!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:43, archived)
# BEEEEEEES!
.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:44, archived)
# arrgh!
I`ve got bees!
In me mouth!

Beeeeees!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:47, archived)
# EeeeP!
the bees! the bees!

getem off!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:48, archived)
# superb
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha!
you are a loon, sir!
woo yay!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:44, archived)
# aahh
but is my face sold here?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:47, archived)
# if it was
there would be a sign. haven't you been paying attention?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:47, archived)
# no.
I've been shopping then sticking a man onto a bees back , why would I stick around for all that shit again ? ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# where?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:47, archived)
# Bosh!
See, it doesn't mention faces for sale and it's good. There are lessons to be learned here...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:47, archived)
# < rolling rolling rolling
beehide
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:47, archived)
# yay!
and I do believe it's repost time!

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Is
there anything that hasn't been done ?!?!?!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# yes.
but I'd better not say what it is, cos someone else will do it! :OP
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:51, archived)
# if you're thinking what I think
you'll see that I've already done it.

If not, then not.

I'm not sure this post does make any sense does it ?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:55, archived)
# hmm
I think I'll have to get back to you on that one!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:01, archived)
# sorry
I'm afraid I won't be of any help on that one.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:09, archived)
# your face sold here?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:51, archived)
# No-one
has ever asked that before.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:52, archived)
# stick to pillbugs, easier to break in
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:54, archived)
# guess who


mod edit: it's getting a bit boring now, do you fancy knocking it on the head for a while...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:40, archived)
# your
face?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:40, archived)
# no it's my face
can't you read
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:41, archived)
# but
it`s still sold here...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:48, archived)
# was this ever funny?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:41, archived)
# nope
but he's consistent, you have to give him that
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:42, archived)
# Erm erm erm
I'd say....no
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:43, archived)
# i don't think
so.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:43, archived)
# TJ: Happy birthday!
Or not happy birthday if Flibz is wrong.... Did you see my Clive down in the spazz?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:49, archived)
# oh yes
happy birthday you old sod.

I bet you're all pissed aren't you?

Well?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:51, archived)
# it's not
he's just a fucktard who filled it in wrong
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:56, archived)
# fucktard
*snigger*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:00, archived)
# It's fucking brilliant and bloody hilarious!




if by brilliant you mean toss. Well OK maybe not toss. Maybe complete utter shite. OK maybe not. Maybe "worse than a jilly cooper novel". And by hilarious you mean, not very funny. No, that's wrong too. "Fuck off and die you silly twunt" kind of unfunny.

That is all :-S
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:46, archived)
# you`ve
just got the pointy head cos you`re wick at Celebdaq now! :-p
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Cock off
:-P

Maybe the williams sisters were a bad bet, granted...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# yeah yeah
like what-EV-er?!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:03, archived)
# haha!
wick!
I've not heard that for ages!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# hehe
thought you might appreciate that wee "beezer" word!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:03, archived)
# I'm goign to leave
I have hiccups and it's putting me in a bad mood
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:41, archived)
# if saying cock off to bandwagons was a bandwagon,
would there be a recursive cocking off?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:42, archived)
# cock off!


edit - and good evening.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:43, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:43, archived)
# You're worrying me now
but you are definitely a member of long standing.

I'd figure it out, but I think I'll go for a bath instead.

Infact, I feel you are 87.3% of rumbled.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:42, archived)
# who
is it then?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:45, archived)
# I'm not saying just yet
for fear of looking a plonker. However their last two pics have used source pics which only a handful of people could have got hold of, and they'd have to have been a member for at least 5 months.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:46, archived)
# I've
seen them before
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:57, archived)
# I thought you might have.........
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:58, archived)
# is that taken at
fab cafe in manchester by any chance? a fine venue
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:51, archived)
# It is
I know, as I'm in that photo.

Also we're going there for a bash on Saturday. Woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:52, archived)
# now that
bloody startled me.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:54, archived)
# didn't it just?
freaky.....
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:55, archived)
# what's the deal with all this malarky?
I can't be arsed spazzing as I think it will get dull. The one-man bandwagon not the spazz.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:58, archived)
# it's someone
playing silly buggers

*narrows eyes*

*looks around*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:59, archived)
# ( useful for woodwork


::edit::
See all the Animatools here
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:36, archived)
# chiselbilled duckie!
yay for ducks
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:37, archived)
# threadjack!!!
whats the name of the stupid little fat kid with the alf shirt????
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Svenno
.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# compo
most efficient conclusion to a TJ ever.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Ta
:)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:44, archived)
# FAQ
NOW!
and look under kits at the bottom of the page.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# what was roxy
harts real name before the operation, anyone?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Gerald
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:40, archived)
# ahhhhhhh
cheers love. :P


EDIT: that'll teach ya to do sneaky edits :P
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:40, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:43, archived)
# I don't know
but apparentley he fucks on the first date.
Thats what his other shirt says anyway.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:39, archived)
# the chisel duck
very woo
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# oh, it would be too!
Does it come in a plier version?
woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# we need a
leatherduck (leatherman/duck hybrid)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:39, archived)
# oh, yes!
that would cover everything!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:40, archived)
# it's a...
(get ready for it)

CHUCK!

groans
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:41, archived)
# ducktastic
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:41, archived)
# What's that? You want a pun and a bandwagon?


(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:33, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahaha
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:33, archived)
# GROOOOAAAAN!!!
woo and yay
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:34, archived)
# loverly
now shoot yourself
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:34, archived)
# then that was unintentionally funny?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:34, archived)
# surely
they all did, ergo all-puns-in-ten-did??
woo and yay if i'm just confused though.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:35, archived)
# No, you see
the question was how many made it accross the hole! And no-pun-in-ten-did
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:37, archived)
# ....oooh!....
froan
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
woooo!

/relurk
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:36, archived)
# always with the lurking!
We miss you KMM!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# yay!
now make the sign fall into the hole too!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Yay for shite puns!
And quality mashing too ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/1549823
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:44, archived)
# East Anglian beauty contest....
...just keep both hands on the beyboard boys.

www.squealpiggy.com/beauties.htm

I have been advised by my common-law-brother-in-law to say DNSFW.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# not safe
for anything dearie
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:29, archived)
# kill them!
kill them all!



except the first one. I would.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# gah
rolls on the floor in agony and disgust

great thread use btw.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:31, archived)
# you mean
NSFA
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# You're.....
...cracking a semi aren't you?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# um...
I don't know what that means but I imagine I would need to be male for that to apply
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:34, archived)
# I will not say what it is...
...I feel I have already offended all that is decent as it is in the space of one link!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# holy f'k
pass a spoon i'm gonna remove my eyes, urrgh
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Oi.
Good evening sir. Just e-mailed you.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:33, archived)
# woo
really... :D
/me goes to look
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:40, archived)
# erm nothing yet...
where did you send it? ukmax?

...if its telling me your not coming on sat i'm gonna cry!! (possibly)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:48, archived)
# ukmax
and sorry, I can't make it.
It is quite a long way.
I'll be down the weekend after, and I'll buy you a birthday drink then.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:52, archived)
# noooooooooooooo
*sniff* :/
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Sorry!
Good luck and all. If I still lived in London I'd be there no probs.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:55, archived)
# heh
no worries... shall see ye at yonder bash :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:56, archived)
# oh do
get to soddery, please?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooh.
Get her.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:39, archived)
# you want
to take her place, lover?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Who's place sweetums?
nt
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:43, archived)
# bah
good to see you have as much power to offend on the interweb as in the real world :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Oh yes.
I've had a bollocking at work today and had to transfer the angst somewhere and they're not biting on my other usual haunts.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:55, archived)
# ooooh
they're sticklers for the rules in these parts
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:59, archived)
# I'm not...
...hence one of the reasons for my bollocking today.

That and the old dear with the broken hip.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:03, archived)
# who is place?
I have no idea, my wee choochy face.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# WHOSE place...
...typo.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Holy mother of god!
NSFW and it still didn't get rid of hiccups!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:31, archived)
# and you should know!
evening squire. how's things?

you may want to edit the post to include the post to say NSFW - they're very sensitive, some of this lot...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:31, archived)
# I've had worse!
I see your face features below!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha
i like you. your funny :)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:33, archived)
# I don't have a twisted enough...
...imagination and am far to lazy to 'shop anything, so I bask in other's reflected glory.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:34, archived)
# evening smirny
you know who this is, don't you?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:35, archived)
# err
of course i know who you are... unless your not who i think you are? :/
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:42, archived)
# 100% of
brother in law.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:49, archived)
# in that case
i'm confused :/
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
#
(common law)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:51, archived)
# i'm still confused...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:54, archived)
# him up there
he's my brother
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:03, archived)
# ahem - i was full of political slogans that day...
and beer
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:36, archived)
# NSFW
Not Suitable For Wankage!

i feel so dissapointed! ;P
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:31, archived)
# i would.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:32, archived)
# I
concurr.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:34, archived)
# you both need help
...why not help each other... or something...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:45, archived)
# if you can't beat 'em
Join 'em?



yeah yeah.. shaddap! It WAS going to say "your ASS KICKED here", but I'm tired of bitching...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahahahahaha...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# i'm sure trev's willy would be proud
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)
# can willies be proud?
not having one, I don't know these things
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# they can
stand proud, if that helps clarify anything.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# i know
i have joined in on this here band wagon but how did it start and what for?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)
# a troll started it
and it just got picked up
*shrugs*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:29, archived)
# he isn't really a troll
more of a recursive poster
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# bit of a
let down
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Oh, I am
so disappointed in you*.



*probably a lie.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:31, archived)
# I'm dissapointed in myself
But as Mother said... fluffiness prevailed.

so... you're proud of me then? :)

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Yes I suppose
I'm proud of you.


just got your email. soz.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:46, archived)
# Hooray for Fluffiness!
And hooray for PRIDE*!


*and not the gay kind, not that there's anything wrong with that.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha
you gayer!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:06, archived)
# You not see film in time of now yets?
Check out it FOR NO MONEY here!

(Really must do more of those)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:34, archived)
# heh
I wish I`d seen that animation instead of the damn fillum!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Special edition for the old folks


They're making the film - it is rumoured
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# its not ony rumored
it is one hundred percent FACT

and they got snoop dog pimped up as huggy bear
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# for fuck sake
can`t they leave anything alone?

what`s next? Quincy? Hawaii Five-O? Prisoner Cell Block H.? (heh)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:32, archived)
# ooh
prisoner cell block H! That would be a great film but probably an 18 certificate because of the butch lesbianism
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:35, archived)
# mmmmm
les---bian---is---mmm

I wonder who they`d get to play that old monkey woman?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# oh no the film is reality
and the picture is woo
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# yeah
owen wilson and ben stiller if i recall correctly... could be far worse than terrible...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# But Ben Stiller is so talented
/sarcasm
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# I like Ben Stiller
but that Owen Wilson chap is a useless bastard. He`ll always be Jackie Chan`s untalented sidekick.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:33, archived)
# If you have broadband
go look at the trailer for his new comedy 'Envy'...if you laugh even once...i want to know.

He even drags Jack Black down :(
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:34, archived)
# where?
can i see it?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Enjoy
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:42, archived)
# eeeeesh
I couldn`t even watch the trailer. That looks utterly shite - how can it be shite with Tenacious D bloke, Ben Stiller, and Christopher Walken????
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:54, archived)
# If there is an opposite of funny
its that trailer...jesus wept
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:58, archived)
# cool
can't wait huggie bear rocks
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# starsky and hutch
ben stiller and owen wilson i'm told

(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# it will
not be the same with out ol'dave steel
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# oh god no
think zoolander
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:32, archived)
# must be a
bit of a tongue in cheek film then
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:34, archived)
# haven`t seen that one yet
but I loved Something About Mary and Mystery Men

"Mother.. your son is a limey fork flinger!"
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:35, archived)
# david soul
is going to be making a cameo
uk.imdb.com/Title?0335438
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:33, archived)
# thats class
i can quite see them in it now
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:36, archived)
# I think it is an injustice it is and I'm showing my age
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
# again as earlier
WTF!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# copy
and paste the url , just looks like a screen grab of a Spanish website
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# his host
has anti remote linking shenanigans, chill out, i know you're a teenager and everything but like, take it out on your parents. :P
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# keep me right,
is this post not working??
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)
# nope it aint
and, its just a screenshot, unless you have to know spanish to get the joke
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# you
can see it because the pic is in your cache , it's not showing
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# I can see it
Which, once again, is spooky
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:29, archived)
# you`ve probably
got HTTP_REFERER (sic) disabled on your browser

-- glad I`m not the only person who didn`t get the "joke"
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:43, archived)
# web
spawner..


YAY!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# is
this spam of some sort?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# no
broken. it's like tripod. it doesnt allow direct linking.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# yeah
but have you seen the pic?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# your image is not working :(
it just says your hostname. get another webspace!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)
# .
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:01, archived)
# where have i seen
that little black bird before?
He looks familiar
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# dont seem as funny now as wen i started it...

wat do u lot think?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:22, archived)
# I think it would be
funnier if it said
"Would you like to play a game?"

just me?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
# dubbya?
using correct english?!?!!

that would be soooooo wrong.

EDIT: btw, i know its a wargames ref. (just in case)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# In that case it should read:
"Ewe wunna play uh game, boyh?"
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:47, archived)
# nice
i likey
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
# haha
and by the way, don't you just love minesweeper flags?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
# not...
... as good as the windows one i dont think
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# I think it`s a bit pants
but the jewel game is quite nice, although hardly sociable!

they need something like! Yahoo! Pool!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# your username makes me laugh. well done.
Threadjack: Step up geeks. i need a laptop. still havent got one. where should i buy one from? pcworld? comet? dodgy gadger down the pub?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
# i always go the route of
dodgy gadger down the pub personally
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# yip, I`m on one
at the minute - Toshiba 4080XCDT, PII 266, 192MB RAM (I upgraded it), 6GB hard disk

and it`s nice - much higher spec than my web server

Roll on getting my new Funkyspice at the weekend! It`s gonna r0x0r!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)
# where did you get it?
i just need some retailers to be recommended really...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# ah a dodgy
bloke in Belfast - sorry! about 2 years ago

edit: I know it`s a bit gay, but you could try those computer fairs - if you get there really early and pick something decent but cheap, you have time to get it home, test it, and then take it back and kick some booty if it`s busticated
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:44, archived)
# get a towel, a pair of gloves
a crowbar, a balaclava and a fast car and meet me out the back of your house in 15 minutes.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# noooooooo
notpcworld, i got one from there and after 2 replacements i eventually just got a refund, and then i got a Dell, which i have no complaints about as of yet
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:37, archived)
# wooooooooooo
ah, MSN-based hilarity. And George Bush.
Echoes of the war-games post earlier...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# decision wheel rocks!
no really it does :/
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# threadjack
i'm a bit worried. what with those twins dying and now claire raynor is looking very dodgy... these things always come in threes you know... who'll be next?

oh, hang on. sorry, not to worry, carry on.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# in a similar vein
Kim Jong Il and G W chat... posted on Kim Jon's LJ

www.livejournal.com/users/kim_jong_il__/
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# reminds me of wargames
:)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)

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