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# Tosser

Wanker
Cunt
Prick
Jam-filled fuck fuck buggery
i hate these fucking wankers should die in hell
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# no!
dee dah dee dah dee dah doh doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# ack
*hums hampsterdance*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# me too
I have a feeling it'll last a while in my head, this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:23, archived)
# lol
i've got blues brothers 2000 on, should burn it out
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:24, archived)
# umm... I feel the need to repost:
www.packetslut.co.uk/b3ta/sherby/
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:24, archived)
# yay!
I'd forgotten about Sherby!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# absolutely repulsive
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# heeheeheeheehee!
dee dah dee dah dee dah doh doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:28, archived)
#
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
#
*slap*
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Serenity now.
I took my kids to Navy Pier in Chicago yesterday to see the "Tall Ships". But ended up cowering indoors with hordes of dank sticky people while it stormed and stormed this happened .
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I can do that.
/God
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# God, you're really
an asshole sometimes. Why don't you go make some more conjoined twins and let me enjoy my boats.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# I'm a minger, you're a minger too, so come on minger, I want to ming with you.
(Pelle ghola, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
#
cool
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)
# I
concur
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Interesting
filename.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# I hate this new neighbourhood!
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# i would
but no sloppy seconds!
(cheebatv, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# You would?
Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:15, archived)
# you didn't see my last girlfriend
@?@
(cheebatv, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# *Snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# argh!
woo.

and this is my 14341st post, which's nicely palindromic :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# aha
oh look , thats another
(smoglane!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# I Would. NOT


(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# bah
there's worse round my way.

Mind you, I do live in a small town in Suffolk.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# It's got tits
what's the problem?

woo, she's beautiful (Kind of)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:15, archived)
# I hope to god you're joking
check the shadow, the girl in the base pic can't be more than eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# umm..
have you ever considererd a career in forensics? (and can you tell what I'm currently watching?)
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# no and no
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:25, archived)
# She might just be very, very flat chested.
You're just a nork fascist.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# flat chested,
short, and wearing tweenage clothes.

also known as A KID.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Fascist,
you'll be burning down her house and gassing her family next.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# 10$ soldja-boy
me love u long time
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# i would
find a new neighbourhood very quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Is that a
Pomegranate tree sprouting from atop her noggin? She/it really needs to wash that hair.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Woo
Oh, and the link to your website in your profile, you've missed out the http://
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Mr Bobo.
(cheebatv, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# i am laughing
as i type this
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# ooh!
make 'im do riverdance....please


woo anna yay
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Somehow I get the impression Cheeba's reply to that would be something like
"Piss off. I'm not animating that many sodding legs."
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# crikey o reilly
how many moving parts!
(oh i was somewhat beaten to that)
(cheebatv, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# it's good
to have a dream
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# if you squint at it
and shake your head violently from side to side that might work
(cheebatv, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# i'm opting
for tequila *-*
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)
# aahhh
those lost weekends......
(cheebatv, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# This is different...
How to Predict the Weather Using a Pig Spleen Clicky newy. Clicky strangey.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# I'm ordering a job lot
if anyone's interested.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:08, archived)
# of pig spleen?
alright then.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# I've got them here now, actually
I think my supplier misheard me. I'd ordered runner beans.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# so
what's the weather tomorrow? and don't you get it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Ummmm...
Temperatures will be somewhere between -60C and 60C, with rainfall of between 0" and 12'.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)
# brilliant
how many of these pig spleens can i take off your hands then?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:23, archived)
# I'll see how many
I can fit in a Jiffy bag.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# fantastic.
i'm also impressed that he's from Saskatchewan. that's one of my favourite place names.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
# seems as reliable
as anything else...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Still not forgiven Rob McElwee for last week
Lying in bed listening to the radio he told me it wouldn't rain until mid afternoon. God bloody soaked cycling into work that morning, I did.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# is that why
you're ill now?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Nope
Had some really dodgy seafood a couple of days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# sniff,
it looks so professional now :(
www.hampsterdance.com
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I'm just gonna keep that
playing in the background I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Blimey
it is rather posh looking now, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# the crappy
pages are still there, you just have to find them!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:08, archived)
# omg...
i honestly thought it couldn't get any worse...
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# you're joking, right?
at top of page:
<%@ page contentType="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" language="java" import="java.sql.*" errorPage="" %>
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# not
for me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# I see it.
Opera users..untie!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# yeah!
and unrule!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Gooooo Opera!
None of that pesky F5 business for us.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# hehe
typos are funny
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# and firebird users
*pats firebird affectionately*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# do you think
firebird is better than opera? also, does firebird let you leave windows open, then save them for you for when you switch your computer on again?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:24, archived)
# no.
not that i've seen :/ all it's missing personally
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:28, archived)
# i don't;
firebird still seems a bit iffy and pokey for my likings. and less lovely, really. but the opera saving windows thing has never worked for me, in any version of opera.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# that's no good!
i find it extreeeeeeemely useful. how can i lure the wasp out of my light fitting so that i can go to bed without fear of waking up dead?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# whatever you do
don't cover your hand in jam!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:39, archived)
# no
but i always found that if i used that option with opera, it would die of memory abuse. probably cos i have quite a low-end pc.

i really like them both, but at the moment firebird is winning because (a) it works with slightly more stuff and (b) it has a smaller menu bar. it does, however, lack a "copy image" function. if i could get an extension for that, i'd love it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# not for
me
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:08, archived)
# tchoch...couldn't even spell hamster right
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# psst....
you look stupid its spelt hampster
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# well duh
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
# psst 2
www.hampsterdance2.com/p.html
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# i was being sarcastic
tchoch
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# perhaps i'm missing something
but the correct spelling is hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# i dunno
when it went memey, it was registered as www.hamsterdance.com but it said "THE HAMPSTER DANCE" on the page.

all the best memes are a bit linguistically quirky
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)
# like
christianity?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:25, archived)
# yeah but listen to the lyrics!
dee dah dee dah dee dah doh doh...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
#
'Many of you think I spelled Hampster wrong. I know the word hamster when referring generically to every member of my species is not spelled with a "p" and you know it's not spelled with a "p" but let's face it, I am no ordinary hamster. After all, how many hamsters do you know that can type well enough to create their own web page!

My name is Hampton Hampster™ and so for me Hampster is my formal last name and not the generic reference to my species. Since I am not your ordinary hamster I chose to spell my last name Hampster with a "P". Hey after all, it is my name and my web page so I get to have a little creative license don't I!

Hampton'
(1, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# gaah, i am so sick of these damn websites where everything is an image
OUR BROWSWERS ARE ABLE TO HAVE TEXT YOU KNOW
(1, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# its split up
into several images!
and the text IS normal text
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Tell me about it
I've only just got rid of Lynx. I didn't know b3ta had pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Oh
you weren't missing much... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:16, archived)
# ......bang
thats so depressing /knife
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
It's infested with Gator Active X!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Won't hurt me
*kisses the google task bar and spybot*
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Sorry


Bigness
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
loon.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Fabtastic.
Woo yay hoooooooooooooupla!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Show me the honey!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:04, archived)
# that's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:04, archived)
# fantastic :)
wootney!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# I like that
it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# ha
hahahaha
(cheebatv, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:10, archived)
# now that
is class

<woo type="yay">houpla!</woo>

geek? where?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Help! there's a freshlegs chasing me in my room!
buzz! buzz!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:55, archived)
# yay!
he doesn't look all that bothered though!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# haha
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# no!!
you got it all wrong! they're chasing me!

but it's a terrific picture anyway.

edit: the wasp has gone quiet. i don't know where it is! it could sting me in my sleep! aaargh...wasps!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
#







eek!
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
# bee bee
thats buzzin'
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:58, archived)
# yay!
that's lovely! yet also deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Where is everyone...?
People I think are stuck in traffic trying to get to robbie williams concert. That why its slow
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:55, archived)
# because the others are out showing off
that they have lives.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Sherpas climb mountains every day,
but you never see them at extreme sports events.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:56, archived)
# that's a bloody good point.
anyway, i like it when it's slow. gives you time to look at everything, maybe spazz a little, make yourself a cup of tea or crack open a cold refreshing beer without missing everything.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:59, archived)
# well, if they do it every day, they won't think it's extreme,
so they'll never think of entering. they probably think synchronised knitting is an extreme sport (and they'd be right)
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# But Tony Hawk skateboards every day,
and he's always at the bloody things.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# What Tony Hawkes
the author?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Hmph
You've just reminded me that the copy of Round Ireland With a Fridge that I leant to my mate eight months ago is still missing.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Puh! Get it back
that's the best one!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# someone loaned that to me, insisting i read it
i dutifully forced myself to read some of it, but in the end gave it back to him unfinished - i just couldn't do it!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Oh
I quite liked it. Fairly inane, but cheerful.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah
you might accidentally prang yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:07, archived)
# are you a mountain goat then?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Not right now,
but out of preference, yes.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:15, archived)
# some of us
are here, but just being quiet
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:58, archived)
# .......ssshhh!
etc
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:00, archived)
# OK
Whispers "some of us are just being quiet"

But we're still here!!!
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:02, archived)
# put
that torch out!
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Yup
I'm enjoying some music, a bottle of Tempranillo and occassionally pressing F5 :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# see
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Though that
music is some really bassy (and drummy) drum & bass so I'm not really being that quiet. The Tempranillo is being very quiet though.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# moving slowly?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha
have you been at the sloe gin?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I think many many people
are being captivated by the Grease documentary on telly at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:04, archived)
# i'm captivated by accidentally eating chorizo
i feel eeeeellll!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# but
chorizo's looooooovely!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:08, archived)
# I
concur
[Edit] though I was sad to discover yesterday Tapas Ole in Edinburgh has closed down :-( I took a Spanish friend there yesterday and it had turned into some crappy "retro UK diner". Surely a bad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# not when you're a veggie it's not
your stomach goes into spin cycle. and i only had a little bit of the damned stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Ah, fair point then
Down with chorizo!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Repost......


It didn't even get a chuckle first post. I think it's a gas. Whut up?
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# it's hardly
quality shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Ya, but
don't I get a few points for punnage?
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# its
class
(DH Webmaster, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# i'm still not laughing
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Obviously you're
not down with it. (Punnage again - can't stop.)
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# w007
LOL I get it. They're retards, yeah? YEAH!
(Daveh, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Finally......
someone with their thinking cap on.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I suggest you read the FAQ
about reposting because nobody liked it first time round.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Oh, oh,
Good suggestion Blackbird. I'll take it under advisement.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Slow tonight...


Should we all be in the pub or something?
(baby reindeer, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Yes. Yes we should.
Especially if someone else is paying.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Good point...
Duly noted. : )
(baby reindeer, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# yeah it's a repost wotsit
but I'm fresh out of ideas :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# google
is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)
# is there a word for
when people reply to their own posts?
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Fnordulance?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Depressed.
At their lack of woo-age.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Orgasmicpleasure
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:52, archived)
# yes
stutter-posting
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# when i run out of ideas (i.e. every day)
i use fuzzbucket's www.randimaginator.tk. works a treat!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# for a broken webpage...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# doh...
please excuse me fnordulance.
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# you've got
an extra dot
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# thanks. fixed.
it happens when a url finishes a sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Yaaar!
scurvy dogs they be, period.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:53, archived)
# I'll drink to that
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# TJ!

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Find a poem,
shop whatever it makes you think of.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# *thinks of silent night*
*points at board*

(ok it's a song, whaddya gonna do?)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:52, archived)
#


(1, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# ...

this was what I was actually making when I posted this

next installment soon... possibly...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# That's
Quite Fantastic!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
# You scare me.
Like a scary thing, or a bee.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
# or dale winton
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# a wasp
is currently scaring me. a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# creeping up behind you with a paper bag...
POP!!!
bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I'm allergic to wasps.
I hit them with things.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# i'm allergic to them too.
that's why i'm scared. but i also don't like killing things (unless they're my mortal enemies. oh wait...)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I never said I killed them,
I just hit them. Good backhanded slap and they're straight out the door.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# doesn't that enrage them?
causing them to sting you a million times and kill you?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# No, they see my superior power
and my opposable thumbs and fly off in a fit of jealousy.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:53, archived)
# blimey.
are they spores? whatever happened to the sporefish? where am i? what year is this? who is the president?

too many questions!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# I've just sorted out my sporefish email
after everything going the way of the pear for a while...
I've now got several Sporefishies to do, yay!
Everyone can feel free to Ask The Sporefish™ :)
and, yup - Spores they be :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)
# aargh!
should we run too?

*prepares to run*
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# probably
for the best...
I have already begun running.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# waaargh!
i swear i replied to this before, but i must've forgotten to click send. woo, kallus! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# hee
Thankey Spacey Fishey!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Its Beginning
(DH Webmaster, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)
# I would.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# i wouldn't
does anyone remember urban cookie collective?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# but of course
i've got the key
i've got the secret
i've got the key to a
another pla-yay-yace
(repeat until bored)
(I helped save b3ta! trumpet, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)
# once?
.
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)
# God that song was so
shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Heh!
straight to hell with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
# We've all heard of them....

But no one's ever seen them play.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Gah...
get thee to a punnery
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:29, archived)
# badum!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:30, archived)
# TIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# It's all in the...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
# ...timing!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Freezer?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# where's
the ferrari? That can't be real.
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)
# ohmigod that pun is sooo bad
I WILL KILL YOUUUUUUUU
/Ren Hoek
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Ya, and it was
sooooooooo easy.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)
# call me fickle
But I like it

I give it two woos
woowoo
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Regeneration successful
Quelabra is a Giant Dragon that breathes Ice Vapour, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and Heavy Metal Armour.
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:23, archived)
# woo
and woo alt tag :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:23, archived)
# and it's
entirely unphased by the blast. must be the very latest model.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)
# The kitty is fluffy.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:26, archived)
# woo!
and yay for title-tags!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)
# i find it amusing that "the clear and [something] thesaurus"
has the second adjective obscured.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
# what on earth
are you banging on about?

(sorry, can't be bothered finding stouffer to holler this for me)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:01, archived)
# inappropriate offers, eh?


evening all....


(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# baaa
very clever of ewe!!
(Rubyyne, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# shouldn't that
be a white flag?
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# arf ...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# 0% of sense!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:23, archived)
# hmm..
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:27, archived)
# don't worry
I understood
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# yes!
that's perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)
# boredom + 10 minutes in ImageReady=





Ooh! I got me a template file
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# BIGGER!
i demand it
(kebab, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:28, archived)
# I think it's trying to communicate.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:33, archived)
# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# i...will...obey...
(1, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Paintmash Elvis impersonator does his thang...



(I really should woblify this, but I haven't got time)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# woo
/now listening to elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# looks good
with the flashy lights above^
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:18, archived)

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