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# lovely weather, bung a couple o' snags on the barbie
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)
# hehe
woo

just don't tell him they're overcooked
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)
# very good expression
woo
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)
# howling
barbie ape. magic. wish he was on my balcony, cooking his bangers. with a bit of luck, he'd eat the neighbour's cat, too. pesky little blighter.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:05, archived)
# he can cook
my bangers anyday, and can howl on my balcony too
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# um... eep?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# My thoughts
exactly.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:19, archived)
# wonderful
you can almost hear Ainsley Harriot saying,
"what is he like...."

twat

w/y for the pic!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
# love
it! perfect expression.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# argh!
little bastard just attacked me



should be ok now tho :-)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)
# bit of dominatrix
kinkiness going on, it's all very good , very woo
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)
# hehe
was meant to be more lector, but if that's your thing :-)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)
# i would
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)
# you
always would
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)
# except cherie blair
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# i'm not
convinced, i reckon you would given the chance
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# matters how much i would have to pay her
nothing for over £12,000,000
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# how?
-
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# if i told you
i would have to kill you
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# don't ask
I'm scared of the answer!

EDIT: And rightly scared too, it would seem.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# it all involves
mishapenness of the googlies
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# lecter?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)
# yep
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)
# can i just ask.....
where and who did the abomination that is The Fear come from?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# spacefish made it
i belive
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
# i'd love to see the original post
just to see who spotted its fury first
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:19, archived)
# crab bloke
the link's been repeatedly reposted so it shouldnt be too hard to find in the spazz
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] All the memes you need
In a lovely ceramic edition ...
memes may differ in appearance to those illustrated
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)
# I had to watch it through about twenty times
just to catch the bit at the end.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)
# that was kind of on purpose
reckon i should make it longer?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)
# nah
it was very effective doing that way. If you lengthened that bit youd lose some of the funniness.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Arrgh!
can't decide!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Just click "stop"
when the frame is up that you want to read.

Jeez, that's difficult!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)
# but the stop button's all the way up there
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Never realised you could do that
ta mate.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Ditto
Fuanku
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:46, archived)
# with konqueror
you can just right-click on the image and choose "stop animation".
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)
# It's nice
but that last frame really does need to stay for much, much longer.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)
# good idea
you could try and collect them all and trade off with others, and have points for each meme like pokemon cards, 'catchiness - 9', oh i'm getting a bit too involved
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I love
clause 6.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)
# morning
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)
# morning
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)
# hehe
it's slow this morning.

fear am complete


big

with cd case to give idea of size


(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Awes!
..and I want that CD.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)
# hehe
i have it :-)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)
# I want that monitor
It's chuffing hyooooooge.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)
# hehe
19" :-)iiyama vm pro 454

tis most woo, want a second tho
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)
# /gets out binoculars
Need a bigger monitor, I do.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)
# I've
Got the CD and the Monitor.


The monitor is crap though.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# it's hooge!
and scary! (berk is a lot bigger than i thought)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)
# hehe
i've heard that before ;-P

i tend to do everything around that size, it's big enough to work with, but small enough to not need loads of plasticene
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)
# just how big *is* those barbells? ;)
I also like the detailing around the fear's bellybutton... it's made me think. if the fear has a belly button, surely something gave birth to it???
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)
# hehe
2mm * 10 or 12 mm, depending which fits best.

and i don't have a clue, but it's a scary thought
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)
# we need
Mom'o'Fear
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Isn't that Spacefish?
Ewwww... that's not a nice thought.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Someone made The FEAR's mum once.


/searches
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Woo! Fear!
What the hell am I doing up at this time?

/back to bed.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)
# it's slow
because there ain't nuthin at www.b3ta.com, at least for me there ain't
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)
# there isn't
unless you remove the comma after the .com :o)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)
# URLs have to be cean
no superfluous characters.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)
# *nails this to wall*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Heehee
I love that.

Morning all!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)
# mornin
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Fuck me, I think I've just shat myself ...
That's fine work indeed, do you intend to animate that (it looks a little too unwieldy to be honest) ?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)
# he's way too hefty
and a lot of wiring, not much acm be done anim-wise
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)
# You really don't need thatt many apps
in your system tray you know, it will slow it down overall and lengthen bootup times.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)
# hmm
there's 3 non essential ones in there, and it doesn't slow it down noticable
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)
# I think someone
is getting their system trays and quicklaunch bars confused..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)
# that's brilliant!
woo!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)
#
i thankyou
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)
# i've just seen a crusha advert on telly...
...that seemed very similar......
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)
# troll
cock off

/unfluffy
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)
# get out
of the wrong side of the bed this morning?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)
# nah
just bloody sick of that advert i've never seen.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)
# awww
poor you.... here - www.crusha.co.uk/retail/stuff.asp

advert linkage for those who haven't seen it - I likey.

EDIT: oooh he even gets mentioned on that bit of the site - woo for joel
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)
# oh god
you mean the one that joel veitch made?

wonder where the similarites came from....
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)
# NO!
THEY STOLE IT! JOEL SHOULD SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG WTF!!!!!11111111 oneoneone
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# In the FAQ on rathergood.com
it says Joel is doing broadcasting work for Crusha UK.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)
# *points*
previous comment was in jest. We've got the crusha kittens question on here nearly every single day since it came out.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)
# I saw that too.
Twas cool.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)
# yessssss
we all know
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)
# You can see the ad here..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)
# More Pirate Shenanigans

wait for it...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)
# YARR
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)
# brilliant!
the verdict's in: badgers make excellent pirates.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)
# bit of a work in progress
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# heh
are those red things their mouth or their nose?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)
# They are beaks
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# no-one
has got close enough and lived.

rumour has it they're beaks
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# they're orange
and they're BEAKS! LIKE DUCKS! so nose/mouth
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Concorde needed to restore consumer confidence...

but their methods were becoming questionable.

clicky for biggy
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:33, archived)
# *sniff* *cries*
I cant make it. And its been drilled into my brain :(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# please rate my flash.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:26, archived)
# I like the
cannon.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)
# It delivers what it promises!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:29, archived)
# ah
im satisfied
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Hmmmm
#1 - ow!
#2 - OW!
#3 - OWWWWWW (in a high register)
#4 - WHOOWAHHHHOO HOOO HOO HOOOEYYYY!!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# hmmm
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)
# The animation is a little fast.
You should stretch out the bit where he gets hit by the car. Maybe add some screams. Then it'll be perfect.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Total Eclipse on the planet Zog



(technically, this is a repost [different pic, but same filename])
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# oooooh,
hypnotic....
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# omg
it's a migrane!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Morning

Ugh I'm so hungover
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 8:36, archived)
# uh, me 2
& I'm going sailing


I feel like a pig shat in my head
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 8:39, archived)
# stella has to be the evilest drink
i tell myself no everytime but i can't help it
*twitch*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 8:40, archived)
# Mornin'
I feel great!
ner ner ner ner ner.....
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Can't beat
a quote from Withnail
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Not worth a new thread

just made me giggle.....
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 8:58, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# *sniff* *cries*
35 seconds late, and I forgot about not having any hosting

But I like it

woo
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Don't threaten me with a dead fish
nother withnail quote
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:38, archived)
# I feel fine
because I don't drink like a twat and make myself ill.

I have no sympathy for you.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:40, archived)
# oh i get it
hee.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:43, archived)
# I've got a cat that looks *JUST* like that!


Hang on, you don't have a digital camera do you?

/paranoid


woo to the pic - too true
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:50, archived)
# hehe
that was just a googling

my kitty


(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:51, archived)
# Aww
Tell her to stay away from your monitor, she'll be scarred for life!

;)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:52, archived)
# hehe
i don't tell him anything, he's bigger than me

i'm gonna go get a nap i think
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:54, archived)
# nighty night.

It's 3am over here and time I stopped "working" anyway.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 8:01, archived)
# Slow night
So it's my turn
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:36, archived)
# I loved that movie
It would be very weird to do as a live action...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Twinkie
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:04, archived)
# .
*goes out and buys a twinkie

nice one
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:16, archived)
# It's mine
go get your own!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:18, archived)
# NEVAH!
/stealtwinkie
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:37, archived)
# lol
haha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:42, archived)
# So mean to me.
I couldn't resist. Who is tubgirl?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:44, archived)
# tubgirl DOT com
worse than goatse
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:45, archived)
# I will not go there
i will not go there
i will not go there
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:45, archived)
# see
you in 2 mins then.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:46, archived)
# For some reason,
this "do not click" business is really annoying me
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:02, archived)
# At least
it's a girl.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:52, archived)
# ahh
yes

but i'm moregay™ and i don't really want to see shit fountains
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:53, archived)
# You don't like shit fountains?
What's wrong with you?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:54, archived)
# hehe
slack goatse arse is far nicer :-)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:55, archived)
# I agree
the classics are the best.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:59, archived)
# *voice of skaslut*
there is about to be photographic evidence of mushrooms apparently.... personally I am straight and sniggering at em all...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:56, archived)
# I've never seen Tubgirl (yet)

Any chance of a quick description to see if my innocent eyes could take it?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:54, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:57, archived)
# anyone out there fancy clicking on that first?

Not that I don't trust your links Berk*



*lie :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:58, archived)
# *skaslut again*
i clicked and it isn't SO bad.......
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:59, archived)
# hehe
i'm always honest in my links.

if you've seen the orignal picture, it'll be nasty flashback, but as it is, it's not too bad
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:59, archived)
# Always honest?
You were the reason I've got Goatse burned into my noggin. Bogus link and *whap* there it is, forever.

*shudder*

Checked the link. You're right, it's not too bad (in plasticine). Ta :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:02, archived)
# i said
NSFW on the kittynorks didn't i?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:03, archived)
# Yeah, but, well,
I wasn't expecting that "flavour" of NSFW.

*cough*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:09, archived)
# hehe
well, it was handy when people were letching over Kmm, and pretty good for trolls too :-)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:10, archived)
# Heh.

Handy indeed :)

It's just made me a little gunshy is all.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:12, archived)
# gunshy?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:12, archived)
# That's probably:
gun shy.

You know, hesitant, pausing before clicking, once bitten etc
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:13, archived)
# ahhh
yes.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:14, archived)
# Congrats with you and KMM btw
Only chatted with her a few times on the happy-shift, but she seems like a gem.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:21, archived)
# :-)
thanks :-)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:23, archived)
# I did
Kitteny Berk is preverted, even for a B3tan.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:00, archived)
# preverted is an ace word
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:01, archived)
# yep
that'd be me :-)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:01, archived)
# It could be worse
at least you didn't stop-motion animate it.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:03, archived)
# like
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:11, archived)
# not that bad
still gross
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:01, archived)
# Shit fountains?
Thank god I didn't go ther
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:58, archived)
# i've been snogging a bird!!!!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:05, archived)
#
not really *skaslut*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:05, archived)
# *skaslut*
oh ok we did
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:08, archived)
# yum
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 8:23, archived)
# so glad
i didnt click.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Eerie Kiwi

Yet more sick fruit. this is #3!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:34, archived)
# i found one of those once...
tasted like chicken...

and on that note, i am off to bed, nite folks!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:35, archived)
# I think that
the snapping berry is my fav of the 3 so far.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:36, archived)
# that one
took me a bit to see what it was... i just assumed it was a snapdragon or something, then i looked at it and saw it was a snapping turtle's jaw
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:37, archived)
# ubarbot ;P



o_o rerr
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:18, archived)
# Dude!
does that have a Hemi?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:19, archived)
# One truck
to rule them all!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:23, archived)
# one truck...
TO CRUSH THEM ALL!

THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

/monster truck announcer
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:24, archived)
# It'll
BE REALLY FUN FUN FUN.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# quick, pointless, crap
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:17, archived)
# wow!
i bet it fits perfectly in a normal parking spot too!

woo!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:18, archived)
# Nevertheless, I would.
buy one, that is
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:19, archived)

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