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[challenge entry] Hee hee hee
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# woo
Triumphant post!!!
(craigusmaximus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Heeheee
We shouldn't laugh... but that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# yes!
it is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# yay
or jay?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# it's
Jay having a yay...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# That is SOOOO wrong,
but I still like it
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I've sub-letted hell if
anyone wants to join me there after laughing at that
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# it gave me an erection.
is that so wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# oooh!
I used to get called Sticky Vikki at school...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# which is odd
considering your name is ronald
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhh
don't give away my secret identity or I'll be forced to get the step-ladder out...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# I must assure you that it's not because
I have a medical condition
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# me
neither : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Too good
that is all
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# hehehehe
genies arse

Keep a seat warm for me in hell if you get there before me
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# brilliant
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# You should do the followup to the where the 'ghosts' get done in.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Good idea!
The police can come along or sommat
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Or a load of blacmen could come along
and beat the living shit out of them
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# that would be
sweet justice
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)
# like it
I may add to it
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# arf
ver good!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)
# that is
most excellent

have one of these

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord bofingham, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I noticed that there is no exit...
That would be in bad taste...if wasn't so funny!! Is it called "PacClan"?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap and Nasty


Bugger, just seen that someone did it (a lot better than me) two posts ago! BUGGER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# oh deary me
scroll down a bit
(Cockfosters!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Yah
I had a look at the compo entries just after I'd posted it, and saw it two entries above mine! Whoopsy daisies! That'll learn me to look before I leap, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Help! Hens live in my keyboard. I've tried a scandisk. Should I do a defrag?
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# what you need
is a very powerful hoover...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Spray it with
CockOff™
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# I suspeggt fowl play
someone's cocked up your keyboard on purpose,
hens the errors.
perhaps it's an elechickal problem?
hen did this start, eggsactly?
did you try a crow bar?
let me have a crack at it, I'm an eggspert.
ah I see the problem, you never sent in the roostigration!
now yellow've to shell out a few bills.
white down the cereal number
athatch it to the form
and send it to the company in new yolk.
then it's all chicken's vagina from there!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# wow
you are the master.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# And he has an edit button
or does he?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# indeed he does
so do I. Although I don't use it quite as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# He's always 1st in
the pecking order.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Blimmy.
I think your skills have not been eggsaserated*


* that has to be my worst spelling yet
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Hello Zog
Haven't seen you round these parts for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I'm on
just not as frequently.
and hello there to you!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# hello Zog!
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I'm great miss meow!
how are you?
sorry the reply took so long,
I was in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I'm good :)
Had a wonderful time in the UK :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# what did you do
when where you there
how long were you there
who did you see
how was it
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# it's so tempting to answer that like dancing with mr T but
I stayed with Fnord at popt_art's for almost a week. we wandered around seeing london stuff. Then when popt_art came back, we stayed with the 100%s

Then JustHere drove me to Leeds in a mini, via Leicester to pick up Berk, where we stayed with evil pixie.

After 5 days there, we all drove to Edinburgh to stay at castle spacefish and see the festival

There were many many b3tans. I could probably name them all, but this would probably have spazzed by then.

I was there 3 weeks, it was wonderful. :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# burn them
burn them good

woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# roast chicken
actually I think I could use some of those hens to get rid of all the crumbs that seem to have accumulated in my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I bathed my keyboard recently
so hen's would just lead to disasters and possibly hijinks

mainly disasters
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Keyboard scurf has
to be the oddest collection of shite. I de-scurfed my work keyboard and nearly solved the problem of world hunger, as well as finding several haircuts' worth of clippings.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# hehehe :)
I just don't know how it gets there. The surrounding area isn't nearly as messy.

I guess it gets cleaned more often, too.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Or it's
just easier to lick your desk.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Thry
Norton Hen-be-gone protection suite
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Im supprised this hasn't been done yet.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# arf!
my childhood illusions, shattering around me...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# it's been done hasnt it?
.
(Cockfosters!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# theres quite a few
Ku Klux Klangers entries already, seen about 5 or 6
(internalprimate, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Yup
definately.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Dang,
Well, in my head, it's origonal.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# no image but..

b3ta.com/board/1328728
(Cockfosters!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Dang
never mind then....
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# seeing as how everyone else is doing it...
mind of my own? I think not...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)
# that's a little bit disturbing
and you bailed out of our connect 4 game!

edit: and then came back. *cough*
(wetflame, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
# no I didn't
I'm still playing, I just stopped while I looked for jad, evi and per images...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# googlism sounds fun (again)


ha-des-god
(Cockfosters!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)
# nice
but a googlism you're supposed to use the first image for each search - bit easy otherwise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Oh
In that case this:

Is null and void.

And really quite a dull pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# You must be mightily relieved by that.
Can we have a link to a big version, so I can...

No. I ran out of words and motivation.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)
# me dids -_-
well actually i use teh fist image with just the letters in filename - nothing else
(Cockfosters!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# I know that pic....
www.u-muppet.co.uk/bless/full.php?WoofieTheVar=30
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I wonder how many of these will have been done by the end of this competition ...
This is about the 20th KFC shop yet (it's not that I don't think it's good, it's just not original)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)
# arse
i thought that might be the case..

never mind
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Just seen this one
Wish I had before I did my incredibly badly fucked up paint-mashed job
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)
# how i go about
making stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Woo yay to that insight into your mind
:P
(Alpen, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Very cute
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)
# woo
for lizards/dinosaurs with hats who play videogames !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)
# well
I'm impressed, in an odd kind of way... woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Wooo you
woo man chu

Morningyafternoon to all
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# sp3+ccyl+ad=googlism

re: Details
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
# nice, but you've cheated for the sp3 part :)


( and it's more a "googlist perspective" than "googlism" )
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Only slightly.
It was either Barry or an ultrasound thing, and who can resist the walrus of love when he calls from beyond the grave?

Not me.

Do I get my P45, you pheasant?

No. That's wrong. Forget I ever typed that.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
# what an odd googlism
especially the waves within a pipe bit
reminded me i should brush up on physics starting degree course soon
(Alpen, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Think of me as a kind of public service.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)
# does it need a title?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# fancy finishing our game?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# oooooh yeah
ok : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# grate!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# groan!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# that's rather good
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Kids today...
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Arrrgh
thats really quite unnerving
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)
# this is
the original

that's my daughter, taken on Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)
# No it doesn't
It does need a "woo!" though.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I showed this to my brother
And he thought it was cute

(Pokes badgers with spoons, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# eeek!
the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear etc
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Check your brother for odd birthmarks
then kill him.

It's kinder in the long run.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# clearly
your brother was dropped on his head as a child.
(kerouac, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Actually
he was
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Oddly enough
so was I
(Indole Ring, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)
# .
but do you find it cute?
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Uh,
yes
(Indole Ring, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# do you have
any odd birthmarks?
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# No
... unless you consider the glowing 666 on my forehead as "odd".
(Indole Ring, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)
# That is odd, because
it should say 7:06.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] no ghosts or burning crosses here
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Badum Tisch ...
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha-ha this a-way, ha-ha that a-way,
ha-ha this a-way, my.... ohhhhhh my.

Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I'm gonna have
nightmares now ...
(Indole Ring, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Paul Daniels
was a grand wizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
#
www.pauldanielsisawitch.tk
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I really
wanted that to exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Someone did a Wizbit yesterday
Followed by someone pointing out that Paul Daniels
has "fucked 1000 ladies". Which is scarier than anything.
That's a very woo job up there though! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Fucked
them up, i think they meant.

/Lady-Box-Saw interface
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Ostapazoozalem
!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Indole Ring, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)
# yeah!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# hehe
Oh, btw, I don't think I ever told you. The flowers in my wogan animation are dedicated to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# *blushes*
yaaaaaaay! thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# DAM DAM DAM
I was about to do that one, but you did it far better than I was going to anyway so WOO YAY
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)
# But your animated Fear above is wonderful
so WOO YAY to that!
(Indole Ring, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] A feeble effort


Preparations for easter were not going well for the Klan.

(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Rubbish but
it's my first animated gif!
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# eww
thats just wrong!

woosome too.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I always thought Zack died....
but he has been in some rather good films
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# This looks a bit special
www-ccs.cs.umass.edu/~shri/iPic.html
(Squidge, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# wow!
but get that to www.herdofnerds.net/ now!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Did you see the suspicious looking
Bananaman in the papers this morning?
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# no,
i didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Pop Idol contestant
*shudders*
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# i want to make one!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Quick and dirty
like the other 999


(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# yay
i had my 1000 posts 2 days ago so woo to you too!
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Ta muchly
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Geoffrey knew he shouldn't have put his robe in the wash with his red cap
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Woo
Nice one son!
(craigusmaximus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Now thats thinking out of the box.
Klu Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Klu yay
*snort*
(Indole Ring, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# klupla?
klanowie?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# your just being silly
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Da Klan
When i was in the army i went to a fancy dress party as a Klans man
Fecking cheapest costume i ever had!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Cheapest...
kicking too? :-p

(if anyone else saw you that was)
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# re-post
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Gav..
You are so fucking WOO!
(Glitter Kitty, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 17:54, archived)

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