I've sub-letted hell if
anyone wants to join me there after laughing at that
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:31,
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shhhhhhhhhh
don't give away my secret identity or I'll be forced to get the step-ladder out...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:37,
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I must assure you that it's not because
I have a medical condition
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:35,
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hehehehe
genies arse
Keep a seat warm for me in hell if you get there before me
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:33,
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Keep a seat warm for me in hell if you get there before me
You should do the followup to the where the 'ghosts' get done in.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:36,
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Or a load of blacmen could come along
and beat the living shit out of them
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:38,
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I noticed that there is no exit...
That would be in bad taste...if wasn't so funny!! Is it called "PacClan"?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 22:40,
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Cheap and Nasty
Bugger, just seen that someone did it (a lot better than me) two posts ago! BUGGER!!!!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:24,
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Bugger, just seen that someone did it (a lot better than me) two posts ago! BUGGER!!!!
Yah
I had a look at the compo entries just after I'd posted it, and saw it two entries above mine! Whoopsy daisies! That'll learn me to look before I leap, I guess
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:28,
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Help! Hens live in my keyboard. I've tried a scandisk. Should I do a defrag?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:20,
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I suspeggt fowl play
someone's cocked up your keyboard on purpose,
hens the errors.
perhaps it's an elechickal problem?
hen did this start, eggsactly?
did you try a crow bar?
let me have a crack at it, I'm an eggspert.
ah I see the problem, you never sent in the roostigration!
now yellow've to shell out a few bills.
white down the cereal number
athatch it to the form
and send it to the company in new yolk.
then it's all chicken's vagina from there!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23,
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hens the errors.
perhaps it's an elechickal problem?
hen did this start, eggsactly?
did you try a crow bar?
let me have a crack at it, I'm an eggspert.
ah I see the problem, you never sent in the roostigration!
now yellow've to shell out a few bills.
white down the cereal number
athatch it to the form
and send it to the company in new yolk.
then it's all chicken's vagina from there!
indeed he does
so do I. Although I don't use it quite as much.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:28,
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Blimmy.
I think your skills have not been eggsaserated*
* that has to be my worst spelling yet
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:26,
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* that has to be my worst spelling yet
I'm great miss meow!
how are you?
sorry the reply took so long,
I was in the bath.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04,
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sorry the reply took so long,
I was in the bath.
what did you do
when where you there
how long were you there
who did you see
how was it
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:13,
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how long were you there
who did you see
how was it
it's so tempting to answer that like dancing with mr T but
I stayed with Fnord at popt_art's for almost a week. we wandered around seeing london stuff. Then when popt_art came back, we stayed with the 100%s
Then JustHere drove me to Leeds in a mini, via Leicester to pick up Berk, where we stayed with evil pixie.
After 5 days there, we all drove to Edinburgh to stay at castle spacefish and see the festival
There were many many b3tans. I could probably name them all, but this would probably have spazzed by then.
I was there 3 weeks, it was wonderful. :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:19,
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Then JustHere drove me to Leeds in a mini, via Leicester to pick up Berk, where we stayed with evil pixie.
After 5 days there, we all drove to Edinburgh to stay at castle spacefish and see the festival
There were many many b3tans. I could probably name them all, but this would probably have spazzed by then.
I was there 3 weeks, it was wonderful. :)
roast chicken
actually I think I could use some of those hens to get rid of all the crumbs that seem to have accumulated in my keyboard
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:31,
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I bathed my keyboard recently
so hen's would just lead to disasters and possibly hijinks
mainly disasters
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:35,
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mainly disasters
Keyboard scurf has
to be the oddest collection of shite. I de-scurfed my work keyboard and nearly solved the problem of world hunger, as well as finding several haircuts' worth of clippings.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:37,
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hehehe :)
I just don't know how it gets there. The surrounding area isn't nearly as messy.
I guess it gets cleaned more often, too.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:39,
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I guess it gets cleaned more often, too.
theres quite a few
Ku Klux Klangers entries already, seen about 5 or 6
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:21,
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seeing as how everyone else is doing it...
mind of my own? I think not...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:14,
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that's a little bit disturbing
and you bailed out of our connect 4 game!
edit: and then came back. *cough*
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:15,
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edit: and then came back. *cough*
no I didn't
I'm still playing, I just stopped while I looked for jad, evi and per images...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:17,
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nice
but a googlism you're supposed to use the first image for each search - bit easy otherwise ;)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:16,
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Oh
In that case this:
Is null and void.
And really quite a dull pic.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:23,
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Is null and void.
And really quite a dull pic.
You must be mightily relieved by that.
Can we have a link to a big version, so I can...
No. I ran out of words and motivation.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:27,
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No. I ran out of words and motivation.
me dids -_-
well actually i use teh fist image with just the letters in filename - nothing else
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:18,
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I wonder how many of these will have been done by the end of this competition ...
This is about the 20th KFC shop yet (it's not that I don't think it's good, it's just not original)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:12,
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Just seen this one
Wish I had before I did my incredibly badly fucked up paint-mashed job
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:27,
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nice, but you've cheated for the sp3 part :)
( and it's more a "googlist perspective" than "googlism" )
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:12,
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( and it's more a "googlist perspective" than "googlism" )
Only slightly.
It was either Barry or an ultrasound thing, and who can resist the walrus of love when he calls from beyond the grave?
Not me.
Do I get my P45, you pheasant?
No. That's wrong. Forget I ever typed that.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:15,
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Not me.
Do I get my P45, you pheasant?
No. That's wrong. Forget I ever typed that.
what an odd googlism
especially the waves within a pipe bit
reminded me i should brush up on physics starting degree course soon
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:12,
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reminded me i should brush up on physics starting degree course soon
eeek!
the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear the jiggling fear etc
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:55,
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Check your brother for odd birthmarks
then kill him.
It's kinder in the long run.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:59,
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It's kinder in the long run.
No
... unless you consider the glowing 666 on my forehead as "odd".
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:10,
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Ha-ha this a-way, ha-ha that a-way,
ha-ha this a-way, my.... ohhhhhh my.
My Gallery
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:50,
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My Gallery
Someone did a Wizbit yesterday
Followed by someone pointing out that Paul Daniels
has "fucked 1000 ladies". Which is scarier than anything.
That's a very woo job up there though! :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:00,
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has "fucked 1000 ladies". Which is scarier than anything.
That's a very woo job up there though! :)
hehe
Oh, btw, I don't think I ever told you. The flowers in my wogan animation are dedicated to you :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:57,
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DAM DAM DAM
I was about to do that one, but you did it far better than I was going to anyway so WOO YAY
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:56,
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A feeble effort
Preparations for easter were not going well for the Klan.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:40,
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Preparations for easter were not going well for the Klan.
I always thought Zack died....
but he has been in some rather good films
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:06,
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Did you see the suspicious looking
Bananaman in the papers this morning?
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:52,
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Geoffrey knew he shouldn't have put his robe in the wash with his red cap
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:26,
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Da Klan
When i was in the army i went to a fancy dress party as a Klans man
Fecking cheapest costume i ever had!
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:38,
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Fecking cheapest costume i ever had!
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