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This is a link post Film Review
The Hilary Mantel film review made me think of this ambiguous film review in City AM newspaper of The Great Gatsby
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice review.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post To summarise
They liked it.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 1:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, wow

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 9 Jul 2020, 11:04, Reply)
This is a link post A Porky Prime Cut


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It felt like a lifetime ambition when we got a record cut there.
So much so that the video for the 12" single consisted mainly of the lathe cutting said single.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I love his passion

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 15:07, Reply)
This is a link post This Horse Does Not Exist
It's like that "This person does not exist" AI-image-generator, but for horses...which are clearly harder to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Jul 2020, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of all the mutated horrors

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s like Annihilation, but for horses

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post some look perfectly normal
and then, wow.
 (pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Automatic seamhorse

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Jul 2020, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post turtle power

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Nightmarish deformed apparitions.
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Jul 2020, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I love horses
Best of all the animals.
 (fuzzy duck ? maybe., Wed 8 Jul 2020, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Haha!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post and that's why you should never click
any blue links in emails - 13 seconds later you're a nonce for the rest of your life.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You won't catch me out with your trickery!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Not clicking

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Jul 2020, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He wasn't caught playing that video game Dogbomb reviewed was he?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll check
*gazzes sockcooker*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post GET A ROOM.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU'RE NOT MY MUM

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll check.
*gazzes brb*
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post How To Pretend Systemic Racism Doesn't Exist - SOME MORE NEWS
Very much worth watching.
(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Even more tedious than your usual fare, sockcooker.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a Walmart-value Adam Buxton

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Every one of the guy's "jokes" in the first five minutes
was sarcasm at the level of a 6 year old. Literally just saying the opposite of what he meant in an overly dramatic voice.

How that went on for over an hour I'll never know. Maybe he got to something approaching a point, but he was too annoying to tolerate any further.

An hour long video dubbed "worth watching" should probably be delivered by someone with some gravitas, if it's gonna have any chance of changing anyone's mind.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I allowed to say this is tedious wanky bullshit
Without being daubed a massive racist?
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I think in this case
the answer is probably yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched a fair chunk, until the presentation finally got the better of me.

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Not very loved up despite the 24 kilos of E.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I hear one of them say
'Fucking Hell!"
?

at about 29secs
 (pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post they look impractical

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me, I've got a dental appointment in a couple of weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Police uniforms?
There are two possible explanations for that, and both of them are ... nasty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wasn't there another video here just now?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It got a kicking and ran away.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ah, wasn't sure if it had been modded to oblivion
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Why doesn't he just pop back in time
and employ the last guy again?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you mean forward?

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:13, Reply)
This is a link post Days I made this!
This is me playing "Days" by those Kinks on my bass guitar.
If you like it please subscribe. (Last time I posted a bass video I ended up with less subscribers!!)
(Blonix be alright, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fewer.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Antimore.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Counter-many

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Jul 2020, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post moren't

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you’ve reminded me of Kirsty MacColl, and I’m rather sad..
Well played though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 15:56, Reply)
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Yeah, sorry. I did that to myself too.
 (Blonix be alright, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post Centuries of Sound - 1926 I made this!
Every month I make a mix of original sounds from a year. Now I have reached 1926! Which may not mean much to anyone, but it's the year electrical recording / microphones took off, and suddenly loads of good music is being recorded and it generally sounds less muddy.

Gigantic blog post this time as I foolishly decided to write a bit about every track, so this one feels like a massive project all on its own. Using the twitter link because it's easier to share (I suppose) - the site link is here - centuriesofsound.com/2020/07/06/1926/ - and it's on podcast apps, except the version there is a 30-minute taster (full mix can be streamed under the link)

Anyway, enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post important
lets all get one
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post beans beans the musical fruit

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m liking the new Ghostbusters

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than the last one
That made me sad inside
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate Spooky Spoon, what is she for?
I get The Numbertaker, he takes numbers, The Puzzler sets puzzles, why is Spooky Spoon a spoon? What the fuck is she?
Also why are they called Numberjacks, what is the connection to lumberjacks? They don't cut down a single tree.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post think that's why
she terrified my daughter so much
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, yeah, want

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'll wager that in a few more years he'll be in 'spoons without the gun but the braying noises will not be dissimilar.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 7 Jul 2020, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh, someone's cross a child wore a Union Jack t-shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only a jack when it's raised up the mast of a ship
calling it a jack when it's not on a ship is exactly the same as shitting on the queen's actual face while burning the Union Flag while singing the words of Deutschland Uber Alles to the tune of the State Anthem of the Soviet Union while wanking into the flag of the Council of Europe.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically, technically, in common parlance, it's a Union fucking Jack.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post brb doesn't know the difference between jack and Jack.
H.M. the Queen says either Union Flag or Union Jack is correct.
www.royal.uk/union-jack
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Your article consistently refers to it as the flag when talking about ones raised over buildings.
The Queen is not an etymological authority to appeal to willy-nilly, she is constitutionally above internet arguments, how dare you mistreat her in this way?

Why do you hate our beloved UKOGBANI so much? Love it or leave it!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
I can't follow all these acronyms any more. What's UKOBGYN?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post British lady garden mechanics.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think brb is accusing me of being a paedo

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If I was going to do that I'd log in as SockCooker.
Let's try and keep things simple.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post In UKOGBANI but we call them gynecologists.
UKOGBANI is a sovereign country located off the north­western coast of the European mainland.

Damn can't edit that senseless subject line. Oh well.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Just delete the whole thread
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
perhaps I should.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 10 Jul 2020, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Capitals are important...
...as in "I helped my Uncle Jack off his horse", where the lack of capitals changes the meaning completely.
 (Hemipygous, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point well taken.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I could do with one of those

(Sherbs, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *money blown back*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Parp!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post HOOONK!
Great fun
A bit of flour in the horn might look good.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jul 2020, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Or butane
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I...
...Think I need to make one of these for myself.

I think I have everything except the rifle stock, which I assume is a water gun..?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely that's more of an assault Trumpet?
An assault trombone would be more of a pump action affair.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post #NotAllTrombones
Some just have valves and no slide, I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Best option would be “bugle” surely?
Edit - but presumably the name is taken from what they used to build it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 11:59, Reply)
This is a link post We (well, America, not Croydon yet) have LITERALLY become Blade Runner
sorry for two in a row but it's quite uncanny and amazing looking
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
I flew into London once, late on bonfire night, and it looked a lot like that. Absolutely amazing sight. And possibly included Croydon.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice owl eye's view.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Expensive?
Very.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 8 Jul 2020, 10:08, Reply)
This is a link post Grant Orchard, the genius behind Hey Duggee, made some sports films
that are very very good. (I think Ski Jumping is my favourite so far)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hey Duggee? Never heard of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a pre-school animation on CBeebies which is surprisingly good for grown-ups too

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 10:59, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats
(the A Cappella badge, latest episode up)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post (Puts the) Boots in the cats and put the boots up into catsup into boots into cats put the boots up into Kat's cats ||:

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Synchronised swimming
is also good.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 12:07, Reply)
This is a link post Explosions of Color: Skateboarding in slow motion
Nice colours.
(Sherbs, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Verr nice

(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 6:13, Reply)
This is a normal post can anyone score some weed?

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That’s a well written, but rather spoilerific review
If I’d read that before I saw the film I’d be rather pissed off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If you'd gone this far through life without seeing Robocop, you'd probably deserve to be

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Now, yes, totally
I was thinking if that was my first impressions of the film and was reading it back in February 1988, then I would have been rather annoyed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I've not seen it.
I'm forty... *counts on fingers* Forty-three.
 (Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Old enough to know better then. Start watching it. You have 20 seconds to comply.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you ever seen Star Wars?

(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Mantel with aplomb

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post If I was Paul Verhoeven,
I'd put that Mantel piece on my mantelpiece.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 7 Jul 2020, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post much prefer her journalism to her novels tbh
Had to sack off Wolf Hall halfway through
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Would it have been better with android policemen in it though?
(It tried to capitalise “android” which just brings to mind Robocop trying to arrest someone and running out of battery)
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Another documentary, from 2003.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 6 Jul 2020, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Goddam what I wouldn't have give to work there
n
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Your bum?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 16:10, Reply)

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