Home » Links » Archive 10011
(Older | Newer)
Rick and Morty do Star Trek.
Yes, it's real. No, it probably won't be as bad as TAS.
(
jonbob loves you, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 3:24,
Reply)
Hopefully it won't be as bad as Discovery and Picard too.
Voyager was pretty shit too.
TNG + DS9 FTW!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 7:55,
Reply)
I've been nostalgically going through TNG on Netflix.
It's not very good, in retrospect. I was a child when I watched it. That's when it was good.
(
George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 11:16,
Reply)
Hey now
a lot of it stands up as decent hard science fiction. Can you think of another optimistic scifi show that comes close to TNG?
STD was as bad as its acronym suggests. STP was kind of worse because it tricked you into watching it under false pretences.
Every single one of the 28,972 producers from both shows should be boiled alive. Especially Patrick Stewart.
(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 15:25,
Reply)
obligatory
tv critic
(
Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 11:41,
Reply)
TAS looks better than this.
This at least looks better than Star Wars Detours. Looks more like a Final Space ripoff to me (which was just a ripoff of The Incal, etc).
(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 17:01,
Reply)
Like Peter Cook, he achieved his full potential a tiny bit too early for the rest of us.
This is great, thanks.
(
fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 3:22,
Reply)
It is often said that Orson Welles lived his life backwards, moving from Citizen Kane to Carlsberg ads
I'd heard this idea before the article below (Kermode) but....anyway...I can't find who said it first
www.newstatesman.com/node/158366
(
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 10:28,
Reply)
Ah, they don't make chat shows like that anymore.
(
Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 15 Jul 2020, 8:19,
Reply)
brilliant
(
sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 10:26,
Reply)
Very good, and very entertaining.
(
Varmint, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 12:16,
Reply)
Am I the only one...
... who looked at the thumbnail and thought "Oh, I wonder what the bloke who played Riker on Star Trek is up to?"
(
SonofRojBlake, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 6:39,
Reply)
Space: 1899
(
Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 0:08,
Reply)
An improvement, don't recall Maya in Raise the Titanic
(
Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 0:21,
Reply)
Ha ha excellent!
My memory of those shows is of them seeming 5 hours long.
(
fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 3:29,
Reply)
I honestly have nightmares that look like this
(
Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 23:59,
Reply)
We had to put with a lot of shite when there were only 3 channels.
(
Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 0:45,
Reply)
Mine look more like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eS9R29JdPk
(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 1:55,
Reply)
get the funk on
for all those who've been suffering bad obsession withdrawals
(
buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 22:58,
Reply)
Cuts to a montage of making a bracket...
(
evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 23:12,
Reply)
got it in one
(
buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 23:15,
Reply)
This is a placard
A message for all
(
Wilow1, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 18:28,
Reply)
Needs the VisionON Gallery Theme.
(
I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 18:45,
Reply)
Careful now.
(
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 18:50,
Reply)

or a belt
(
Tusk knows where you live, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 19:31,
Reply)
GOLF SALE
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 20:10,
Reply)
GET A BRIAN MORANS
(
Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 21:58,
Reply)
if you made it you can click 'I made this'
(
Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 22:56,
Reply)
I Need a Bigger
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 23:34,
Reply)
pussy goggles.... No.
Swimming in pussy, better bring goggles..... No.
Goggling at pussy..... No.
Cat fuck eye protectors.......No.
I've got nothing.
Sorry B3ta.
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 16:29,
Reply)
You didn't even test the water, you just dived in.
And the results were catastrophic.
(
Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:00,
Reply)
I just wasn't feline it.
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:02,
Reply)
Paws and think about what you’ve just done.
(
Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:20,
Reply)
I'm shedding any pretence of subtlety to claw back some pun points.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:28,
Reply)
I thought it was highly amiaowsing
(
hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:46,
Reply)
You've fluffed it with that tenuous post.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:57,
Reply)
I love these puns ocelot!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 18:24,
Reply)
I don’t believe you, you’re lion.
(
Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 19:52,
Reply)
Cougar do think you're talking to?!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 20:46,
Reply)
You must be kitten if you think I care who you are!
(
Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 21:09,
Reply)
Just keep smilodon
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 21:15,
Reply)
...and caracal on.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 22:29,
Reply)
Alright people, alright
no need to catapult increasingly obscure species into this, they serval no purpose except to make us all hope this tails off...
(
Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 23:20,
Reply)
You'll just have to manul up, it's not cheetahing.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 23:26,
Reply)
this isn't a cat pun
it's just a scratching post
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 23:36,
Reply)
He's left with a flea in his ear.
Giving me the Advantage(tm).
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Jul 2020, 0:28,
Reply)
Dog-gone it!
Wait...
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 7:33,
Reply)
So you brought a dog to a cat fight.
They're both animals that's the only lynx.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Jul 2020, 14:16,
Reply)

(
Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:25,
Reply)
D C
(
Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 8:29,
Reply)
I had a cat that would bring me postmens' rubber bands, car window rubber lining, and silicone sealant from neighbours' windows.
(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:48,
Reply)
Elastomer cat strikes again.
The nearest natural prey I can think of is worms.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 18:04,
Reply)
And that awe(some/ful) Star Trek Phase 2 fan series.
(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:43,
Reply)
Which one of you lot...
(
Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:34,
Reply)
In her defence it's difficult to keep up with who has been cancelled
(
Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:48,
Reply)
Darling, remind me, are we for or against paedophilia now? I don't want to make a faux pas at the Bridge Club
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 1:26,
Reply)
that amused me
(
LP, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 15:08,
Reply)
big shout out to Jimmy Saveel

(
buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:13,
Reply)
I like this a lot.
(
Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:30,
Reply)
hahahahaha
(
Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:40,
Reply)
That was great.
(
2kindsofherring, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 20:33,
Reply)
You ever hear the story...
(
Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 13:56,
Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr_v_SqJNjA
(
Tusk knows where you live, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:32,
Reply)
What I really don't get about this
Is that it's a fucking terrible story
(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 22:23,
Reply)
Walkers
I made this!
Walking past people is awkward, even in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. Arty but silly skit I made.
(
dogfood, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 11:33,
Reply)
STRIKE THROUGH L
REPLACE WITH N
(
Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 12:53,
Reply)
Strikethrough R
Replace with N
Then refilm with everyone being Christopher Walken
(
My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:00,
Reply)
I've just happened on this
I've always liked The Orb, and "Blue Room" in particular, but I don't think I'd ever seen their ToTP performance of it.
I like them more now.
(
LP, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:17,
Reply)
This is great but I prefer the Eiffel 65 version
(
teeeth, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:18,
Reply)
Love that
It brings back some good memories. I did not know there is a 40 minute version - not heard it all yet but pretty good so far.
youtu.be/MrzqO7t-Q60
(
tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 19:07,
Reply)
I remember that, fantastic.
I often wonder what became of Kris Weston aka Thrash - a real boy genius.
(
fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:56,
Reply)
i stumbled across his avicii/UMG/downfall-of-creativity review the other day...
... an excellent read ;)
www.theransomnote.com/music/filling-void/kris-weston-filling-the-void
"I would rather have watched Warren Beatty and Gene Hackman tickle each other's walnuts than this sorry excuse for erotica"
(
Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:09,
Reply)
Apparently he lives in a caravan and blogs about his mental health problems
krisweston.com/
Initially assumed it was just someone with the same name, but there are a couple of pages about a legal dispute over old samples that seems to indicate that it is him:
krisweston.com/umgs-lie/
All a bit sad really.
(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 23:07,
Reply)
There's a very bitter but quite funny rewrite of 'How We Made Little Fluffy Clouds' here
krisweston.com/news/how-we-really-made-the-orb-little-fluffy-clouds-interview.html
(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 23:13,
Reply)
I made this game / book
NSFW
I made this!
Just to be clear: I've been reading the newsletter since I was in secondary school and I am now 32 years old. But yes, this is my first post. It's the first time I've made something b3ta appropriate.
It's a game where you get points for predicting how your friends will respond to moral dilemas. The book contains 320 questions (kickstarter link in the video) but you can play right now, for free, via video call. Message me for details.
I have asked for advertising rates for the newsletter and nobody has got back to me so SORRY FOR THE SPAM!
NSFW for kissing and shirtlessness. Enjoy!
(
teeeth, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 9:54,
Reply)
Best of luck, I’ve seen a lot worse party games
(Cards against humanity tires very, very quickly. It’s Blankety Blank for hipsters)
But, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON MAN!
(
Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:07,
Reply)
Thanks! It's pretty light in terms of gameplay (similar to cards against humanity) but it is a lot of fun and printing it as a book means I've given it a few narrative elements.
aaaaaaaand my prediction is YES, you would tell them about the asteroid. DO I GET A POINT?
(
teeeth, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:15,
Reply)
Yes I would
Seems like that was part of the reason to go into space, regardless of the outcome of what is observed.
Your physics is totally out though. An asteroid falling into the sun would do practically diddly squat, I doubt it would even generate a flare.
(
Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 11:32,
Reply)
Physics isn't as important to me as GETTING POINTS!
I'll take the win.
Okay, it's my turn to answer and your turn to predict:
My wife's body is destroyed in a dramatic skiing accident. Miraculously, doctors are able to transfer their brain into a donor body. The operation is a success! The only problem is, the donor's body is male. Do I end the relationship?
(
teeeth, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 12:35,
Reply)
We’re back to the nudity thing
You’d shag anything that moved.
A profoundly traumatised woman in the body of a dead man, who used to be your regular “l’orifice de l’amour” is just a bonus.
(
Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 13:01,
Reply)
I would wait until she wasn't traumatised before the sex started but essentially you get a point
Okay if anybody wants a question let me know and I will make a prediction based on your username (and just so everyone knows, I'm a b3ta backer and paypal donor and would love the chance to get this as a sponsored link in the newsletter!)
(
teeeth, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 13:13,
Reply)
Wig and lipstick, sorted.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 15:01,
Reply)
Learn how to bottom and give it six months to see how things go.
(
jonbob loves you, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 3:14,
Reply)
I honestly never saw the appeal of Cards Against Humanity.
It's not politically incorrect enough to be enjoyable. It's the kind of game that's safe enough to be played with the family after Christmas dinner and is undoubtedly made slightly more bearable by a few drinks, but it has the distinct air of a game designed by somebody who is either too easily offended or wanted to appeal to the largest possible audience without upsetting too many folk.
(
Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:24,
Reply)
I thought Cards Against Humanity was pretty funny for the first 10 minutes I was looking at the cards with some friends. But when we started playing it according to the rules of the game it quickly got boring. It's like "okay, I get it, dead babies are funny..."
(
teeeth, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:30,
Reply)
It's core audience is definitely teenagers and twenty-somethings. I can see it would have been great to play when I was at uni. That was a few years ago now though.
(
evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 11:47,
Reply)
Hey evil andy, I'm curious about how evil you are....
After a few years together, it becomes clear that your partner is a robot. You decide to bring the subject up, but your partner denies it, insisting s/he is a human just like anybody else. Do you go along with it, and pretend they are human out of respect?
My prediction is that you would because under your evil exterior, you have a heart of gold (and you would be afraid of losing them)
(
teeeth, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:36,
Reply)
This prick?
He’d toss her in the river with a sack load of kittens to weigh her down.
(
wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:45,
Reply)
Andy: I am not angry, I am just disappointed
Hey fishman let me ask you a question and we'll see if evil andy gets it right.
The end of the world has come, and only you and your sexual partner have survived. If you do nothing, humanity will become extinct after you both die. Do you do your bit to repopulate the planet?
(my prediction is NO, because I think you don't have a heart of gold and you'd rather watch the world burn)
(
teeeth, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 15:03,
Reply)
You’re asking the parent of a toddler whether they’d have another child, just at the point when they were finally able to go for a shit in peace?
(
wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 15:50,
Reply)
I take that as ONE POINT FOR ME
Congratulations on having a baby, and enjoy shitting in peace!
(
teeeth, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 16:12,
Reply)
Oh. Oh God. My whole identity is a sham. I've just been pretending this whole time. It was fun at first, but then I couldn't stop.
No. Hang on. It's what that thundercunt up there ^ said.
(
evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:54,
Reply)
Edgy.
(
Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 12:21,
Reply)
I think b3tans need a whole other level of edgy
CAH is a gateway drug. To be honest I need videos of a full-on nazi goatse suicide cult just to feel normal
(
teeeth, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 12:38,
Reply)
Pfft.
I'm so desensitised I call him kirkj.
(
jonbob loves you, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 4:01,
Reply)
Are there any card games that are sufficiently racist for your tastes?
(
benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 16:00,
Reply)
Hiya Benny.
Cool burn.
(
Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 16:56,
Reply)
Thing is
To play this game you'd need friends.
So b3ta may not be the best place to advertise.
(
Tusk knows where you live, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 13:33,
Reply)
I will be your friend Tusk.
Hey by the way, imagine your cat was hit by a car and they call you from the vet's office and put the cat on the phone and the cat says "listen Tusk, be straight with me: do cats go to heaven and they die?". What would you say?
(my prediction is that you would say yes because you've got a big ol' heart of gold under that gruff exterior)
(
teeeth, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:09,
Reply)
No, all my cats are atheists.
I did just back your kickstarter because I can see this sort of thing appearing at a team building exercise and it's good to be forearmed.
(
Tusk knows where you live, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:29,
Reply)
I consider that backing the project proves you have a heart of gold
which means that even though I don't technically get a point, I will accept your cash.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!! Everything will be shipped on or before the 16th of August.
(
teeeth, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:52,
Reply)
Cats are friends too.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 15:44,
Reply)
Yeah
But they're a bit shit at parlor games, unless the game is 'get the big stupid human to fetch the catnip mice from underneath the couch again'.
(
Tusk knows where you live, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 15:56,
Reply)
Well done you mad bastard
¿ or should that be 'Bastardo loco'?
(
Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 22:34,
Reply)
The Lesbian Rule.
Honestly, I was just trying to find out why some people are so priggish about "rule" vs. "ruler".
(
jonbob loves you, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 3:35,
Reply)
if you have two of them they scissor together quite nicely
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 3:54,
Reply)
Surprisingly has nothing to do with not being straight
(
Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 6:53,
Reply)
Disgusting.
Somebody should start a Facebook campaign to have this clearly bigotous piece of equipment renamed to something more in-line with our tolerant Millennial society.
(
Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:11,
Reply)
Lezza length?
(
Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 7:51,
Reply)
Man scared of farmers tries to cross Wales in a straight line (again)
Oddly compelling viewing. Some on here saw the first attempt, this time he tries again to do it in one go
(
ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 13 Jul 2020, 22:01,
Reply)
PARTRIDGE YOU WANKER
(
97800, Mon 13 Jul 2020, 23:43,
Reply)
if I was trying to avoid pissing off farmers, I'd wear tweed and have a pipe, not dress like some paintballers who've wandered out of bounds
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 0:46,
Reply)
...or poachers
(
PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 12:30,
Reply)
...or looking for machinery to steal.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:33,
Reply)
Well, I can’t understand why this hasn’t gone viral
(
The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 13 Jul 2020, 22:42,
Reply)
maybe like some infections the death/stopped watching rate is so high that it self limits the spread
Maybe it will mutate and they'll put a kitten or a puppy in a flying helmet in the box
(
Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 0:21,
Reply)
The preview says it’s a Hindenburg cup & saucer.
Is it a Hindenburg cup & saucer by any chance?
(
wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 8:42,
Reply)
Is her picture squint?
IS HER FUCKING PICTURE SQUINT?!
(
Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:12,
Reply)
« Older links | Newer links »