Immigrant Cat
I made this!
Somebody on Reddit's cat meowed in a way that seemed familiar...
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 19:36, Reply)
Haha
That's about as good as it could get - very well done!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 19:50,
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"We come from the land of dead mice in a row"
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 19:58,
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Very tempting to take the piss a bit
but I'll just be kind and tell you that the music is Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin, and the cat is singing the hook from that song.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 14:33,
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I applaud the restraint here.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 15 Aug 2020, 15:26,
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Thanks, I did guess it was Led Zeppelin but couldn't recall the song name
(, Sun 16 Aug 2020, 0:02, Reply)
Still I giggle at this.
Cat Meow.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Aug 2020, 19:34,
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The baffling case of the stolen sumo belt
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 17:01,
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Defund the Mutton Shunters!
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 17:17,
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Nothing wrong with a little mutton shunting.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Aug 2020, 17:46,
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And still more qualified than the Dotard Turnip.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 18:24,
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Might as well make sure everyone has seen the Woodstock performance. RIP Alvin Lee (March this year)
youtu.be/IaKgQATdB6I
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 15:39,
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Extinction Rebellion cunts are the absolute worst kind of cunts.
Middle Class, privileged, entitled cunts. Every single one of them reeks of hypocrisy.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 13:12, Reply)
Being a hypocrite doesn't make someone wrong, though.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 13:36,
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Absolutely.
I don't doubt that we're absolutely fucking the planet. However, parading your offspring around (offspring which will leave a larger carbon footprint than you could ever hope to offset in a lifetime of ecologically responsible living) and driving about in your brand new Tesla/Range Rover electric car is the height of ignorance.
I'm all for doing my bit for the planet, but I know I could do more and choose not to. These cunts seem completely oblivious to that fact when it comes to their own behaviours and will rustle up every excuse in the fucking book as to why they need multiple children or an electric luxury vehicle.
They're a bunch of virtue signaling cunts, and as demonstrated in the above video, just a bunch of cunts in general, really.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 13:43, Reply)
Oh dear, this again.
Everything you said up to and including 'virtue signalling cunts' was virtue signalling. Do you understand that?
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 14:22,
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I do say so, repeatedly.
You are criticising the shortcomings you perceive in others. This is by definition virtue signalling.
Every time you offer your opinion you are signalling a moral, factual, emotional or logical virtue.
Criticising people for virtue signalling is an idiotic tautology. If you were truly opposed to virtue signalling you'd need to oppose your own need to communicate your opposition to virtue signalling.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 14:58,
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I would rather we had a billion of those hypocrites than a thousand fanatics with power, stupidity and wealth.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 13:47, Reply)
Extinction rebellion has their own fanatics
As an organisation, it’s already high on its own sense of certainty. See, for example, the way that it recently put out a statement denouncing anyone who doesn’t agree with the vocal but niche cause of trans rights activism, and says that there’s no place in extinction rebellion for such people. I don’t know about you, but I don’t think you can realistically claim you’re wanting a global movement against climate change if one of your eligibility criteria is “must believe penises can be female”
These cunts demonstrate continually that they are more interested in being able to be on the right side of history, than they are about actually doing the difficult work that would allow progress to be made
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 13:59, Reply)
Having an interest in being 'on the right side of history' strongly suggests a desire to have a future.
and isn't staging mass protests and demonstrations 'the difficult work that would allow progress to be made'? Surely the difficult work is shaping public opinion to influence political policy to legislate against harmful practices?
I don't think Extinction Rebellion itself has as much to say about trans rights as their critics do.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 15:10,
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That wasn’t the point.
The point is that by publicly denouncing anyone within their movement who isn’t on board with a niche cause, they are taking a movement that should be open to anyone who wants a future, and making it dependent on a narrow set of views that *arent* simply about the environment.
I don’t particularly think protests are hard work. The hard work is in persuading enough people to make actual change
(, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 14:08, Reply)
That was the point that I responded to, and that was the way I responded.
I see no reference to trans people here: extinctionrebellion.uk/the-truth/about-us/
Apparently mumsnet are furious about a facebook post someone made that said ER stands with trans people against TERFs and media attacks. I'm not on mumsnet or facebook and I don't see why I should care about what happens in those places.
I'm also not afraid or threatened in any way by trans people. I am threatened, along with my entire ecosystem, by environmentally harmful practices. Opposition to harm against the planet is not conditional on some facebook user's opinion on trans rights.
WRT your comments about protests and convincing people to change, you seem confused. Protests do actually persuade people to change their minds.
The slavery abolitionists and campaigners for universal suffrage 'had their own fanatics' and faced criticism identical to yours.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 14:55,
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I think that my statement wasn't agreeing with everything that they are saying but rather that I would rather have a billion of those... than a thousand of the other.
My personal feeling is that there is a naivety on one side of the argument and and ignorance on the other.
Not quite sure I get "wanting to be on the right side of history" means as an issue. I read that as when we look back, history will vindicate their views?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 15:10, Reply)
Not a single nork on show either
#disappointed
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 18:12,
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Hello, I am Mr Penis
I hate everything that will improve the lives of future people, and want only to allow the Invisible Hand of Free Market Forces to purify all the world. Away with scum! Away with the dull drudgery of work-a-day equality!
Try new Penis-Brand Scum Destroyers.
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 22:24,
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reminds me of Mensch's argument on Have I got news for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih_oXgnOPKE
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 2:20,
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Who chose the paint colour?
Or was it the only vegan non carbon paint that could be imported on a diesel powered tank straight from a coal burning factory in a land far far away?
High VOC's ftw.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 14:43, Reply)
Lovely video title and equally lovely people commenting on youtube.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 15:40,
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I bet they don't even follow the 3ppb rule.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Aug 2020, 17:12,
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More drumming. Less jazz, more prog
Baard Kolstad from Leprous drumming to The Sky is Red. Gorgeous music.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Aug 2020, 9:56,
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nice
It would be a tad better to see the bass drum on a separate cam
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Bit of Louis Cole would suit you then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuxzWqkyo0k
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Aug 2020, 11:49,
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christ
what is the timing on that? comments say 4/4 my ears say f**king random
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Yep, it's 4/4. Just fucking ruined.
The reliable snare hit on beat 3 is the only giveaway.
Unlike that Leprous track which is mostly in 11/8.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Aug 2020, 13:16,
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You could do yourself a serious injury
trying to dance to that.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 14:26,
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I only lasted two minutes.
Does it ever get out of the 'load of pretentious wank' stage?
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 11:53,
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haha, you didn't even get to the squeaky ambient bit at 6:50
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Aug 2020, 13:12,
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I think it's cheating to have a second guy come in and play alongside you
If Baard was really keen on drumming he'd have a second set of arms grafted onto his back
(, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 13:47, Reply)
True
But I don't think prog metal bands make that kind of money.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 15 Aug 2020, 15:28,
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The future is now*
*if the future is commuting to work on the motorised bastard offspring of an office chair and a tea tray.
WALKCAR | ウォーカー | ココアモーターズ株式会社
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 22:46, Reply)
The description has a lot to unpack
Take this sentence: The body uses a "carbonaceous material" that actualizes "super light" and "smooth driving".
why the quotation marks? Is there doubt about these claims? Have they trademarked them? If super light isn't an adjective for the driving but a separate quality, as the separate quotation marks would indicate, wouldn't the quality be super lightness? Why the description switch to carbonaceous material when in the rest of the promotion they use carbon fibre? Are people unaware that carbon fibre contains carbon? Does using a term normally reserved for geological sediments make it sound more exotic? And if super light is a permanent quality of carbonaceous material, then it's not really actualizing it in sense of making something a reality that wasn't before, unless they invented carbon fibre, I suppose. Perhaps the whole thing is intended as parody?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 1:02,
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I'm sure your Japanese is far more subtle and nuanced than their English
- you rittle bit lacist, you know!
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 6:38,
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Japanese is seldom auto translated into English, unless you want hilarious results, and it hasn't been here
it would have been done by a professional english speaking copywriter after receiving the translation, you don't use terms like actualise unless you intend to. I mean I find it wank gibberish, but this kind of stuff must work on some people, as you see it quite often
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 15 Aug 2020, 1:46,
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Looking forward to the youtube clips of people having horrible accidents on these.
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For cats in shark costumes it would be just a faster Roomba
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 8:21,
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This is going to end well
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 9:11,
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That's a pretty good flat back bump.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 15:26,
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So, an electric skateboard.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 9:11,
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short fat skateboard / conjoined rollerskates
Potayto potahto
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 18:23,
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the future is where the pavements aren't paved, rutted, potholed, full of other people etc etc
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So many vinegar stroke faces
(his snare sounds fkn dreadful)
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 9:42,
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I made a Rick Astley pop song by slowing down Atomic Kitten
I made this!
Back in the 80s there was a rumour that Rick Astley and Kylie Minogue were the same person. Speed up for Kylie, slow down for Astley. But it is true of all pop singers - any female lead can be slowed down to be Rick - here's my example as every member of Atomic Kitten becomes the same Astley when knocked down 6 semitones. This is an original trancey bass by me and the vocal from Right Now by Atomic Kitten slowed down.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:44, Reply)
I'm sure it's very well done, and I congratulate you on your ingenuity
but literally nothing in that description makes me want to hear any of it.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 21:13, Reply)
Oh, I thought you'd post something that had been photoshopped
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 13:57,
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Oh no you are not going to catch me out
I have heard about that rickrolling
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 0:59,
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hope the cats don't notice
Swedish Artist Group Called Anonymouse Creates Tiny Houses For Mouses The Around City
Anonymouse is an anonymous group of artists who spread magic all throughout the streets of Sweden by building these adorable mini houses for mouses and displaying them in public.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 19:52, Reply)
A simple video to music
I made this!
Music: Electronic
Video: Simple
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 18:41, Reply)
re:the lurk. I thought that as I was trying to solve the CAPTCHA. Would really need to be a bot with a long-term masterplan to wait yonks before posting a youtube link. Ta.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:20, Reply)
burn, in certain fonts, looks like bum!
I liked you track but struggled to see much video without going fullscreen.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 19:10,
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Great, try to be as inoffensive as possible, then get let down by Google and their default font. Will contemplate adding a space between every letter in any future vids. Cheers. :-)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:22, Reply)
Slightly questionable leading image...
Scotland's virus infection rate 'may be increasing'
The first minister says the reproduction rate of the virus - the R number - could now be above one.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 14:10, Reply)
The Scottish Coronavirus R number is above 1.
Let's use a stock image of some Chinese people standing in Edinburgh.
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I know, it's odd.
Everyone knows Scotch people are all ginger alcoholics in kilts with sporrans, wearing tams whilst playing the bagpipes.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Aug 2020, 15:19,
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How can you tell they are not Scottish?
Does it matter if they are Scottish or not?
Why do you think the image is questionable?
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I, too, berieve they rive in Scotrand
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 13 Aug 2020, 18:22,
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Regardless of one's community
It's important that we all work together to get the L number down.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 13 Aug 2020, 18:34,
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they're not scottish, look how healthy they look
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 1:13,
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I see.
There I was, trying to figure out if that castle was in Scotland or not, when of course it's the people that shouldn't be there.
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 23:38,
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More likely its the first image that comes up in a quick search of Getty Images with 'Edinburgh Masks' that the photo assistant looked identifiably Scottish enough i.e. with the castle in the background
/ed I'd correct to 'thought looked' but then I can't
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 14:55, Reply)
Oh, I don't think the BBC were being deliberately controversial.
More that it's slightly poor judgement on the editor's part.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 15:00, Reply)
Yes, a bit lazy
How difficult is it to use Photoshop to remove masks and add deep-fried bats?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 15:22,
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Yeah because those Chinese love taking photos don't they?
You massive lacist
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:10,
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THERE STEALING OUR PHOTO OPPORTUNITIES!!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Aug 2020, 21:33,
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And the M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 19:06,
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Radishes are made of meat
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 17:44,
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Prolific Trip Advise From A Lunatic.
Oof - The reply from the owner is an entertaining gut punch.
Trafalgar Square - Not enough vermin, 1 star.
There are over 2000 of these. Enjoy your day.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 11:40,
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Fucking bastards not opening on time
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g190722-d19918156-r739794710-Charlie_Chans-Eastbourne_East_Sussex_England.html
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 11:49,
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This one in the same vein tickled me rather.
Now Closed Down - 3 stars.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 11:53,
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And the classic
www.tripadvisor.com.au/ShowUserReviews-g186394-d1066611-r117941639-Bluebird_Hotel-Newcastle_upon_Tyne_Tyne_and_Wear_England.html
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 0:03,
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Maximum respect to the reviewer for taking the trouble to award 3/5 for location despite all the other issues. Admirable self control.
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2kindsofherring, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 8:22,
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Sure, someone shat in the kettle, but at least it was close to the station...
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 11:09,
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Can you link to the funny or interesting bit?
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 14:40,
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This one should be right up your street.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 11:03,
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that was funny and interesting. thanks for sharing
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 23:32,
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spinning ball of death!! throws money at screen - well maybe not $150k
wow the future has arrived!!
just need to sort out enough space and the costs and the arguments with the other half. Apart from that I'm set to buy
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In that the vomit won’t go onto the carpet...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 11:37,
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Which axis is “yar”? The pirate axis?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 11:36,
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Cap'n, Cap'n, trouble ahead, they all be wearing some kind of tartan
*Captain looks through telescope*
Aye, they be Burberry Pirates
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To get to the other side
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 12:48,
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Well, many be thinking that it be 'R'!
But a Pirate's true love be the 'C'!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 12:50, Reply)
Especially if the rat ate the pie.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Aug 2020, 13:44,
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Is SPaG Nazism snowflakery?
I'd have thought it was more like virtue signalling or fact shaming. I suppose there could be a fair bit of overlap.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 15:30,
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thanks for pointing that out
this is an interesting read
www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/10692897/Are-grammar-Nazis-ruining-the-English-language.html
(, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:58, Reply)
Semi-interesting for a torygraph article.
Betteridge's law of headlines certainly applies.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 18:07,
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Farting in one must be AWFUL
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 11:50,
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I know a lurker on here who likes their own farts...
Edit: mindpiss
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Aug 2020, 13:20,
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Fun with guns'n'planes
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7_TaK0WZj2k
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Aug 2020, 13:22,
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I'd like to see people on mushrooms deal with these.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 17:42,
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Almost there, almost there....
I skipped to the end for you
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 6:38,
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Cute + haha
(Sincere thanks for not making me watch 4:30 of something eating with its mouth open)
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 9:54,
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Sometimes I eat too fast too.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Aug 2020, 14:07,
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This seems incredibly fake.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 14:46,
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I had my suspicions
But on repeated viewing decided it was real
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:05,
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Still managed to cop one out though
*zips up*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:13,
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Ermmm....
I made this!
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 21:49,
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Is there a reference I'm not getting?
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 22:04,
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CHINEEEESEE SEEEEEEEEDS
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 22:16,
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