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This is a link post Duck Tape
Woo Hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post dark on one side, light on the other and holds the universe together
just like the force in star wars
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also it tears perfectly at 90 degrees.
Which is not much like The Force but does save on scissors.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post a good point well made

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The chances something something are about one in three.

Did I remember it right?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:02, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnjUXJqK1qg
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Nathaniel

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post no, no nathaniel - no.

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on how well you react to bulletsh.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 1:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, I read about this. It's been bought by a bulk stir-fry supplier

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post “For England, James?”

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sean Bean broke it!
The bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't they leave the dish there?
Be a great bmx track
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Nov 2020, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they’re more concerned about the 150 tonne receiver hanging above it by a thread TBH
But if you want to ride your bike underneath the radio telescope of Damocles, then I won’t stop you.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dish is already damaged though that just provides the opportunity for wicked jumps and rad moves*
*the terms 'wicked' and 'rad' are used by someone who is ignorant of the appropriate usage as may be apparent to the informed reader
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 7:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure but I think Fred Dibnah died
so I'm not sure how they're planning on doing the demolition.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good link that.
Thanks!
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Ashen's new film is released today
and guess who's in it
Ashens and the Polybius Heist


 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post very Dark Sith with both zips undone (hopefully not the third)

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Thinking of how to present your Terms and Conditions? Why not do them Dylan style?


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2020, 4:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Missed a trick
Should have had lots of cardboard signs
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This should get an award for most repetition in one article.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks fine to me
Looks fine to me

Looks fine to me
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:51, , Reply)
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But I wonder if it was their intention to make that year's Christmas decorations appear quite so phallic.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're not trying hard enough.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2020, 4:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I no expert
But if your penis look like that, see a doctor.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should you see a doctor
If your penis looks like that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post This article should get an award for most repetition

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can say that again.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post seconded

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry. Missed that. What did you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS A PUBIC DISASTER.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post two german fighter jet pilots were seen doing the same thing very recently

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every Weds....
A400M's fly out from Brize Norton on training flights and draw imaginative flight-paths - ye ol' cock and balls, thats for beginners!
 (arch_stanton, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a link post A collection of unfortunate videos
Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination F Compilation
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 6:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The wine, all that wine...
{:'(
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Nov 2020, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Space is hard
GC 3 years, but vanished, so meh.[Pointless ref]
Nothing much has changed in 12,000 years since we started farming. The population went from 4 million to 8 billion.
Now, we're gonna go to other planets, and go into trillions.
What a time to be alive.

Fuck Covid, let's go.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 6:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love that Musk called these events Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post He might be a bit of a dick
but I do find him quite entertaining.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post No we're not, and no it's not.
Don't be silly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Making a gag out of a harmonica NSFW
No nudity at all or sex acts, so genuinely SFW, scouts honour. We'll a bit apparently.

mod: The surrounding content is still porn, so spellcasting B E G O N E.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post *looks up meaning of nudity in dictionary
*looks up meaning of sfw in dictionary
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 2:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post the site isn't SFW though is it?
The link is to PornHub.
PornHub is porn - there's no getting round that
b3ta.com/features/faq/#nsfwrule

Please delete it before some poor sod clicks on it from work in the morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 2:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two out of Three filters classify b3ta as "Useless".
Are we getting off lightly, or not trying hard enough?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 4:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post wait, pornhub is nsfw?
I'm in a whooooooooole lot of trouble
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, I can literally see tits.
Not that I'd complain, but I am complaining.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 2:13, , Reply)
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Are you offended by tits for some reason, or just ranting?

I once read a US news article saying "tits are unsuitable for children".

Gobsmacked.

People tend to be "offended" by posts that don't offend them; they are offended on the behalf of others.

That's a bit weird, don't you think?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 6:20, , Reply)
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I'm doing none of those things. OP claimed no nudity, I pointed out that I could see some tits. I even pointed out that I wouldn't complain about tits, but I was complaining (about the lack of NSFW tags at the very least, but mostly because it claimed to be SFW whilst being a PornHub link - a caveat I didn't think I'd have to hammer home because most of us here aren't dolts).
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not to mention
that massive dildo in the background on the thumbnail
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt clamp walkabout
If that isn't SFW I don't know what is, but then again I work down the docks on Saturday night
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 4:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on, isn't...
...oh fuck it. We're all working from home anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 19 Nov 2020, 9:19, , Reply)
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Don't do it on a work laptop. I had to have a discussion with someone last week when our web security software flagged up that he was a little distracted when he was supposed to be in a company-wide meeting.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looked at yer profile
saw 'Damn the t'interwebnet'.

As someone born in that part of the world, I can let you know that the t' part means 'the'

so that says 'Damn the the interwebnet'

Like apostrophes, so many people get that wrong.

It should instead be 'Damn t'interwebnet'
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's talking about the website for Matt Johnson's band

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I missed the porn again...

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 19 Nov 2020, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can always check the hedge of the internet
issuu.com/retromash/docs/argos-no25-1986-springsummer
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Littlewoods Catalogue
"Mum OK if I take it to my bedroom to look at digital watches?"
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 20:14, , Reply)
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Has anyone digitised those yet? Asking for a friend...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm ranidaphobic, you insensitive mod!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a link post If you're Russian and fed up of climbing up birch trees
this is the best way to get in touch with teachers via Zoom
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's engineering

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a link post "My only way to get in touch with teachers via Zoom
is to climb up a birch tree"
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post As someone who wants to be a mechanical engineer couldn't he have rigged up a cantenna?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
That’s for sparkies, not spanner-monkeys.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
Sparkies are all about fuses and plugs, not comms.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
In class we used to joke that the only reason ladder logic exists is that sparks are too dumb for real programming.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah -
Mechanical engineering is all about hammers, crankshafts, and nuts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget turbines, steam tables and statistical thermodynamics.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those are all cricketers!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Won't any other trees do, what's special about birch?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Nov 2020, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yhey drink pine, Borovička
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pine based booze doesn't sound good to me.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Nov 2020, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try Retsina some time
So horrid it gives you whiplash
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 4:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm imagining floor disinfectant.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Nov 2020, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Betula Medwediewii-fi, clue is in the name

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the only way to get a birchual connection

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 1:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unique login

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 5:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Log rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbour's dog.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Laying it down.
Trying to motivate my dog.
(chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a link post The only thing I'm ever going to watch again ever
TV presenter reading football results ...
 (gypsychk, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:50, , Reply)
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I rather frightingly got banned by Twitter for saying that I'd met a Naxi in a youth Hostel, but he'd been reformed because he'd met so many cool other dealers from other backgrounds. Whst wad suppised to be am upbeat turn around story was not acceptable. Must oof been that or my grammar.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He’s a comedian, according to The Poke
www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/11/19/this-sketch-of-a-ghanian-news-presenter-reading-the-english-football-results-has-gone-very-viral-indeed/

So it’s in the same vein as Ronnie Barker / Michael Bentine / etc and he plays a very good drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Tasteful blues funk slide pedal workout in park. I made this!
This is to atone for that last vulgar mess I made.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to be your 5th viewer
but failing to see why I couldn't play this at work. Nice loop 'n' jam by the way.
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:35, , Reply)
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Force of habbit the nsfw stuff. I've had to have a bit of a rethink after my last video with a stripper in it caused a tearful phone call from my Mum.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post * Checks out last video*

(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
tearful wanking Mum Rob
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:05, , Reply)
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I see where this is going, and I'm going to nip it right in your Mum's bud now.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was good stuff, chasbo
quite enjoyed it
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a link post I Feel Cold I made this!
Weird sketch I made about a man that feels cold.
(dogfood, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Tat Vision 49 Oldman Toy I made this!
Wanted to do something where I fight myself. Like Jean Claude Van Damme likes too.
(mrmenfolk, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you Ridley Scott?

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New or old, I'll presume old and take the compliment...
 (mrmenfolk, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a link post An oldie but a goldie
Also not a reference to neo-nazis.
(gijoel, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 4:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's better than a kangaroo on Marty?
Cum on kids
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 5:42, , Reply)

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